Want to REALLY Help FJ? You Best Read it. . Dear Funnyjunk, My name is Xan Krieger and I' m here to discuss something important that could help Save Funnyjunk.  help Message xan krieger
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Want to REALLY Help FJ? You Best Read it

Dear Funnyjunk,
My name is Xan Krieger and I' m here to discuss something important that
could help Save Funnyjunk. Normally, I was working on making a comic to
upload here, but I think this should come first!
As you all know, the Admin has requested our help in bringing more traffic
since he is not getting many people to see his website. I don' t know if either
he is not explaining himself clearly or you" re not understanding, but what
you' re doing is actually wrong! Making content to have other people see it
does NOT help bring traffic, at all. Let me tell you how to get more traffic.
Firstly, uploading **** isn' t helping, like at all! The item that pays the bills
are the google ads all oter the website. If you click on one, Admin (or the
site) gets a little money towards paying for its upkeep. If a visitor was to
click on ad on Funnyjunk at least 3 times a day, that would significantly
help with the website. Hell, if you use a web proxy (I suggest ,
google it), the website would recognize you as a different user each time you
log in there so you can REALLY help Admin.
In a roleplaying website I go to called Furcadia (Yes I' m a furry, **** you if
you dlan' t like it. :P ), they also have a similar problem with lack of people
buying stuff and just being members. They' re encouraging all members to
help advertise the game to get more people either in or return to it. Now,
seeing as how we have a similar issue, I suggest we do the same. I suggest we
go to as many sites as we can and advertise Funnyjunk, letting others know
of our plight and request their help from shutting it down.
I' m already doing my part in saving Funnyjunk, now its your turn. Thumb
this ****** up and let everyone know what to REALLY do! Also, if you’ re
interested, I' ll also post my own progress on websites where I' m advertising.
For the Furries out there who are reading this: Furcadia needs your help!
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Submitted: 04/14/2010
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#18 - anias (04/14/2010) [-]
so you want to tell people not to thumb up other stuff but its ok to thumb up yours

you = asshat
User avatar #73 - healer (04/15/2010) [-]
#27 - FeelFreshSteve (04/14/2010) [-]
Good idea bro. Let's stop posting funny content altogether and just spam the **** out of every other possible website. Then let's dress up like animals and ****
User avatar #80 to #27 - assembledatocs (04/15/2010) [-]
that last bit sounds like a pretty awesome plan....
User avatar #28 to #27 - Xan Krieger (04/14/2010) [-]
I never said spam, simply make a post on FaceBook, MySpace or some forum saying FJ needs traffic.
#39 to #28 - LovableStoner (04/15/2010) [-]
Eeeeeeeew animal ****** !
User avatar #48 - arizona (04/15/2010) [-]
User avatar #55 to #48 - assembledatocs (04/15/2010) [-]
-rrrriiiieeeesssss >:D
User avatar #85 to #55 - CookiePanda (04/15/2010) [-]
User avatar #42 - willisxninety (04/15/2010) [-]
I'm probably going to spam the FunnyJunk URL all over Newgrounds until they ban me.
#30 - anon (04/14/2010) [-]
Furfag. Keep your ******* fetish to yourself.
#6 - anon (04/14/2010) [-]
If funnyjunk is going to end, it should end with honor, not crying for help that never comes... so stop posting **** like that and start posting really funny pics
#10 - bloodymuffin **User deleted account** (04/14/2010) [-]
I just put funnyjunk in one of my Facebook account so people can watch it
User avatar #11 to #10 - Xan Krieger (04/14/2010) [-]
Well at least your helping, not to mention you're targeting high-traffic areas which could really help FJ.
User avatar #105 - JamesBrownUSMC (04/15/2010) [-]
you're on a site for furries, and you wonder why not many people visit it........

think about it
User avatar #107 to #105 - kaiju (04/15/2010) [-]
lol furcadia's a game and people have been playing it for YEARS. like since the first runescape... and they're NOW getting low traffic.
User avatar #108 to #107 - JamesBrownUSMC (04/15/2010) [-]
very well, thank you for correcting my ignorance
User avatar #109 to #108 - kaiju (04/15/2010) [-]
you're welcome, kind sir.
User avatar #58 - VivaLaUnum (04/15/2010) [-]
l____JUNK ______l_____l
_(o)_________(o)___(o )
....____.................____ ..................____
._/_/___\___......_/_/___\___ ....._/_/___\___
/_(o)___(o)_\ .../_(o)___(o)_\ .../_(o)___(o)_\
User avatar #22 - sugarsnakk (04/14/2010) [-]
youre a furrie? thats a ****** up fetish honestly...
User avatar #23 to #22 - Xan Krieger (04/14/2010) [-]
Its not always sexual.

Might I suggest you do more research before saying **** you apparently don't know all that well?
User avatar #25 to #23 - sugarsnakk (04/14/2010) [-]
okay i just thought people dressed up in animal costumes was ****** up is all >_< whateva tho if i do research wont porn come up?
#24 to #23 - AshesToAshes **User deleted account** (04/14/2010) [-]
yah, i mean what don't we know about people that go out into the middle of the dessert dress up as animals and **** eachother. have fun.
#47 - bijknees (04/15/2010) [-]
too long did not read
#38 - LovableStoner (04/15/2010) [-]
Go **** a goat, or whatever it is you freaks fantasize about.
User avatar #110 - Anemuron (04/15/2010) [-]
**** you animal ****** , I hope one of the animals bites your dick off one day.
User avatar #61 - Jeehoon (04/15/2010) [-]
**Jeehoon rolls 753,584,972**
Too long, didn't read
User avatar #86 to #61 - CookiePanda (04/15/2010) [-]
you stole my pic!
User avatar #87 - Rofliron (04/15/2010) [-]
To help get more funny pics up, less rants and telling people how you think it should be done.
User avatar #52 - benmurphy (04/15/2010) [-]
I see what you done there..... advirtising other websites, maybe you want our traffic to go there? xD
User avatar #54 to #52 - assembledatocs (04/15/2010) [-]
just the furries
User avatar #69 to #54 - icysoul (04/15/2010) [-]
Diabolical plan really. xD
User avatar #46 - oooHARMONYooo (04/15/2010) [-]
Helping funnyjunk :)


Thu mbing things up ...... d<(o.O)>b
User avatar #75 to #46 - CreativeUsername (04/15/2010) [-]
I read that title as "Furry" one liners thanks to the author of this rant...
User avatar #45 - XboxJunky (04/15/2010) [-]
Xan Krieger? Those are two names from DragonFable.
User avatar #44 - jimmycrank (04/15/2010) [-]
i can't see any of the ads on here though :S
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