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Sandwich Math
By: CarlitoBurrito
I'm proud to say that I was the one behind this. Genuine OC for what it's worth. And yes, this did happen.
Ital, omegle Talk to stranger's
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
Why do sandwiches taste better when cut
into triangles?
You: Simple.
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: realisation
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: your right
Stranger: this is life changing
You: Triangular food is more geometrically solid than
rectangular food.
You: Think of it like this.
Stranger: GD
You: The angles on your sandwich are 45/ 45/ 90
You: As it forms a perfect right traingle.
You: These numbers, as we all know, add up to 18th
You: Now, what we do here is look at the division of
180 by 45.
You: Giving us 4.
You: We' ll assign it to X here.
You: New we look at a rectangular sandwich.
You: Four 90 angles, forming a total of BED.
You: [Since more, we divide 360 by 90, giving us it
again.
You: Here, however, we must look at something else.
You: Because all the angles are equal in the
rectangular sandwich, we have it equal angles.
You: Whereas in the triangular, only two angles are
equal
You: So, now we take our}; value and divide it by fir.
You: Giving us fir.
You: We' ll take the X value again (We know
You: And divide by the four equal angles of the
rectangular sandwich.
You: Giving us 1.
You: We now assign these values to numerical slots.
You: And R (for rectangular value) = 1
You: Looking at a pure taste ratio by these numbers,
we see that T is twice that of R.
You: Meaning that triangular sandwich halves are, by
their mathematical nature, twice as delicious as
rectangular halves.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: "claps*
Stranger: bravo
Stranger: GP
Stranger: I hope you screen capped this
You: If only. This could be a legend my friend. Take the
glory for yourself.
You: Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the
interwebs. Spread the joyous news.
Stranger: I will do
Stranger: with honor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
Why do sandwiches taste better when cut
into triangles?
You: Simple.
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: realisation
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: your right
Stranger: this is life changing
You: Triangular food is more geometrically solid than
rectangular food.
You: Think of it like this.
Stranger: GD
You: The angles on your sandwich are 45/ 45/ 90
You: As it forms a perfect right traingle.
You: These numbers, as we all know, add up to 18th
You: Now, what we do here is look at the division of
180 by 45.
You: Giving us 4.
You: We' ll assign it to X here.
You: New we look at a rectangular sandwich.
You: Four 90 angles, forming a total of BED.
You: [Since more, we divide 360 by 90, giving us it
again.
You: Here, however, we must look at something else.
You: Because all the angles are equal in the
rectangular sandwich, we have it equal angles.
You: Whereas in the triangular, only two angles are
equal
You: So, now we take our}; value and divide it by fir.
You: Giving us fir.
You: We' ll take the X value again (We know
You: And divide by the four equal angles of the
rectangular sandwich.
You: Giving us 1.
You: We now assign these values to numerical slots.
You: And R (for rectangular value) = 1
You: Looking at a pure taste ratio by these numbers,
we see that T is twice that of R.
You: Meaning that triangular sandwich halves are, by
their mathematical nature, twice as delicious as
rectangular halves.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: "claps*
Stranger: bravo
Stranger: GP
Stranger: I hope you screen capped this
You: If only. This could be a legend my friend. Take the
glory for yourself.
You: Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the
interwebs. Spread the joyous news.
Stranger: I will do
Stranger: with honor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
...
 
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1

TrekieTwo ONLINE (04/09/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Friend, pleased to meet you.
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#108

Indubidubly (04/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
guys ok listen
what if we tried
ok guys seriously
what if we
guys seriously cmon
what if we
guys
what if we cut the sandwiches
into circles...shit would be so cash
what if we tried
ok guys seriously
what if we
guys seriously cmon
what if we
guys
what if we cut the sandwiches
into circles...shit would be so cash