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Sandwich Math
By: CarlitoBurrito
I'm proud to say that I was the one behind this. Genuine OC for what it's worth. And yes, this did happen.
Ital, omegle Talk to stranger's
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
Why do sandwiches taste better when cut
into triangles?
You: Simple.
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: realisation
Stranger: holy ****
Stranger: your right
Stranger: this is life changing
You: Triangular food is more geometrically solid than
rectangular food.
You: Think of it like this.
Stranger: GD
You: The angles on your sandwich are 45/ 45/ 90
You: As it forms a perfect right traingle.
You: These numbers, as we all know, add up to 18th
You: Now, what we do here is look at the division of
180 by 45.
You: Giving us 4.
You: We' ll assign it to X here.
You: New we look at a rectangular sandwich.
You: Four 90 angles, forming a total of BED.
You: [Since more, we divide 360 by 90, giving us it
again.
You: Here, however, we must look at something else.
You: Because all the angles are equal in the
rectangular sandwich, we have it equal angles.
You: Whereas in the triangular, only two angles are
equal
You: So, now we take our}; value and divide it by fir.
You: Giving us fir.
You: We' ll take the X value again (We know
You: And divide by the four equal angles of the
rectangular sandwich.
You: Giving us 1.
You: We now assign these values to numerical slots.
You: And R (for rectangular value) = 1
You: Looking at a pure taste ratio by these numbers,
we see that T is twice that of R.
You: Meaning that triangular sandwich halves are, by
their mathematical nature, twice as delicious as
rectangular halves.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: "claps*
Stranger: bravo
Stranger: GP
Stranger: I hope you screen capped this
You: If only. This could be a legend my friend. Take the
glory for yourself.
You: Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the
interwebs. Spread the joyous news.
Stranger: I will do
Stranger: with honor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
Why do sandwiches taste better when cut
into triangles?
You: Simple.
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: realisation
Stranger: holy ****
Stranger: your right
Stranger: this is life changing
You: Triangular food is more geometrically solid than
rectangular food.
You: Think of it like this.
Stranger: GD
You: The angles on your sandwich are 45/ 45/ 90
You: As it forms a perfect right traingle.
You: These numbers, as we all know, add up to 18th
You: Now, what we do here is look at the division of
180 by 45.
You: Giving us 4.
You: We' ll assign it to X here.
You: New we look at a rectangular sandwich.
You: Four 90 angles, forming a total of BED.
You: [Since more, we divide 360 by 90, giving us it
again.
You: Here, however, we must look at something else.
You: Because all the angles are equal in the
rectangular sandwich, we have it equal angles.
You: Whereas in the triangular, only two angles are
equal
You: So, now we take our}; value and divide it by fir.
You: Giving us fir.
You: We' ll take the X value again (We know
You: And divide by the four equal angles of the
rectangular sandwich.
You: Giving us 1.
You: We now assign these values to numerical slots.
You: And R (for rectangular value) = 1
You: Looking at a pure taste ratio by these numbers,
we see that T is twice that of R.
You: Meaning that triangular sandwich halves are, by
their mathematical nature, twice as delicious as
rectangular halves.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: "claps*
Stranger: bravo
Stranger: GP
Stranger: I hope you screen capped this
You: If only. This could be a legend my friend. Take the
glory for yourself.
You: Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the
interwebs. Spread the joyous news.
Stranger: I will do
Stranger: with honor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
...
 
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1

TrekieTwo (04/09/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Friend, pleased to meet you.
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#108

Indubidubly (04/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
guys ok listen
what if we tried
ok guys seriously
what if we
guys seriously cmon
what if we
guys
what if we cut the sandwiches
into circles... **** would be so cash
what if we tried
ok guys seriously
what if we
guys seriously cmon
what if we
guys
what if we cut the sandwiches
into circles... **** would be so cash
#65

Jameshaich (04/09/2012) []
I think it's true.
I don't know why
**** just tastes better...I think it's the crust to notcrust ratio that gets me.
I don't know why
**** just tastes better...I think it's the crust to notcrust ratio that gets me.