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Masturbating in shower

Untitled." (45 KB, 730x4641 gm tootie
Itt Anonnymous (ID: ( No. 39" 1 943654 [ ll
cum
shout my hand out to block the stream hitting my cock
eiffle water hits my cock head when Fm cumming it makes the orgasm overwhelming and almost
unpleasant
smart cumming
comes into the bathroom to throw up because shes sick
wees my silhouette on the shower curtain
slows like i' m doing a nag salute while masturbating
amom starts throwing up
shear her saying ‘what the ****" while she' s throwing up
eargasm ruined
lot
...
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#1 - bandal
Reply +224
(04/09/2012) [-]
She did nazi that coming!
#185 to #1 - pistro
Reply +2
(04/09/2012) [-]
Bandal.. Is your .gif about doctor Manhattan?
#198 to #185 - bandal
Reply +1
(04/09/2012) [-]
BEHOLD!!! www.funnyjunk.com/user/DeadlyAwakening/1528#1528 yes... enjoy the awesomeness
#211 to #198 - pistro
Reply +3
(04/09/2012) [-]
Perfect dude, thanks!    
   
why the hell was you  thumbed down?
Perfect dude, thanks!

why the hell was you thumbed down?
#20 to #1 - BeardOfJesus
Reply +5
(04/09/2012) [-]
i think your reich.
#82 to #1 - ztheart
Reply +5
(04/09/2012) [-]
*cumming
#2 to #1 - bandal
Reply +300
(04/09/2012) [-]
I did it again... that stupid joke
#10 to #2 - thechosentroll
Reply +9
(04/09/2012) [-]
Jew shouldn't be so hard on yourself. We all slip us sometimes.
#203 to #2 - titfrowig
Reply 0
(04/09/2012) [-]
Yes, yes Jew did.
#210 to #203 - titfrowig
Reply -4
(04/09/2012) [-]
Anne Frankly we didn't see it coming at all.
#6 - eBaymadmax
Reply +50
(04/09/2012) [-]
#38 to #6 - bemmo
Reply +3
(04/09/2012) [-]
****** saved. Have this one in return.
#182 to #38 - swiiftninja
Reply +1
(04/09/2012) [-]
Have this one
#47 - fusrohdahh
Reply +41
(04/09/2012) [-]
>Be masturbating in shower
>Jerkin' it hardcore using body wash as lube
>Jerkin'
>Jerkin'
>10 minutes go passed, and finish like a stallion
> Cum hits stomach, water hits stomach, cum becomes ******* rubber cement
>Water goes cold
>Run out of shower freezing, and covered in skeet
>Scrape off with asshole brother's toothbrush

Feelsgoodman.jpg
#103 to #47 - Nickdowgg
Reply +5
(04/09/2012) [-]
story a bit related   
>masturbating   
>finish   
>go to bed   
>wake up   
>decide to take a shower   
>notice dried concrete semen on upper leg hair   
>try washing it off   
>doesn't work    
>see razor    
>shave that cum hair   
>get out   
>hours later see my step father go into the shower   
>comes out screaming that his razor smells like cum and shaved his face   
mfw he looks at me pissed off and starts walking towards me.
story a bit related
>masturbating
>finish
>go to bed
>wake up
>decide to take a shower
>notice dried concrete semen on upper leg hair
>try washing it off
>doesn't work
>see razor
>shave that cum hair
>get out
>hours later see my step father go into the shower
>comes out screaming that his razor smells like cum and shaved his face
mfw he looks at me pissed off and starts walking towards me.
#104 to #103 - fusrohdahh
Reply +3
(04/09/2012) [-]
You made me laugh, good job OP.
#67 - kotos
Reply +29
(04/09/2012) [-]
Looks like his mom did, *puts on glasses* Nazi it cumming!
#74 to #67 - mytrakytra
Reply +10
(04/09/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Same joke 3 comments down.
#99 to #74 - mytrakytra
Reply +5
(04/09/2012) [-]
This image has expired
I get thumbed down and this guy gets thumbed up for stealing a joke.

FJ logic right there.
#235 to #99 - kotos
Reply -2
(04/09/2012) [-]
not stealing it, it's an old wordplay joke but I used pictures :3
People love pictures with the words
#285 - nicpnine
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(04/10/2012) [-]
#391 to #285 - hickerydickery
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#403 to #285 - ipissrocks
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**ipissrocks rolled a random image posted in comment #209 at I Wish **
#329 to #285 - ojangerfoeva
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**ojangerfoeva rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at monkey see, monkey do. **
#330 to #329 - ojangerfoeva
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHAT
#300 to #285 - rchelicopterswag
Reply -1
(04/10/2012) [-]
**rchelicopterswag rolled a random image posted in comment #114 at most awesome and true gif ever. ** Mkay
#297 to #285 - anon
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
*roll image*
#308 to #285 - anon
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3637561 at FJ Pony Thread **
#341 to #285 - pieofdoomballz
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**pieofdoomballz rolled a random image posted in comment #346 at Coming Out **
#370 to #285 - asherstraightup
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**asherstraightup rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at i am a pony and im digging a hole ** well ****
**asherstraightup rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at i am a pony and im digging a hole ** well ****
#394 to #285 - tomainstream
Reply +6
(04/10/2012) [-]
**tomainstream rolled a random image posted in comment #3758750 at FJ Pony Thread ** ohgodwhy
#399 to #394 - cjklefty
Reply +2
(04/10/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god you're......I..... I just have nothing to say to that.......
#287 to #285 - niggergigger [OP]
Reply +7
(04/10/2012) [-]
************** rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at the kid on the right.. **
#384 to #285 - lergxxx **User deleted account**
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#386 to #384 - lergxxx **User deleted account**
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#317 to #285 - knifeyoass
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**knifeyoass rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at FAP **
#318 to #317 - knifeyoass
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
OH GOD NO
#378 to #285 - epiccoolness
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#345 to #285 - Ryu
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#346 to #345 - Ryu
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**Ryu rolled a random image posted in comment #229 at That feeling ** Re-Roll
#362 to #285 - yuisarocker **User deleted account**
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#321 to #285 - anon
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Doubling the Fun **
#351 to #285 - tehlulzbringer
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**tehlulzbringer rolled a random image posted in comment #413 at If countries were pokemon... **
**tehlulzbringer rolled a random image posted in comment #413 at If countries were pokemon... **
#352 to #351 - tehlulzbringer
Reply +1
(04/10/2012) [-]
Well ****
#306 to #285 - anon
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #354 at Gaming Then & Now **
#290 to #285 - tomainstream
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**tomainstream rolled a random image posted in comment #254 at Duckhunt-Round 2 **
#293 to #285 - tonyspinners
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#411 to #285 - gingerfuntime
Reply +4
(04/10/2012) [-]
**gingerfuntime rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at I Dont get this Trilogy **
#413 to #411 - gingerfuntime
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#398 to #285 - hickerydickery
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**hickerydickery rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at effjay plz ** ...
#380 to #285 - epiccoolness
Reply +4
(04/10/2012) [-]
**epiccoolness rolled a random image posted in comment #3515096 at FJ Pony Thread **
#382 to #380 - epiccoolness
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
OH SWEET JESUS
#408 to #285 - fusrohdahh
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**fusrohdahh rolled a random image posted in comment #3807151 at FJ Pony Thread **
#412 to #408 - fusrohdahh
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**** my life.
**** my life.
#356 to #285 - haroldthehampster **User deleted account**
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#418 to #356 - gingerfuntime
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
What the **** is that?
#392 to #285 - tomainstream
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#336 to #285 - fappingmyflamingo
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**fappingmyflamingo rolled a random image posted in comment #321 at Oh boy here we go. **
#383 to #285 - stopdropandroll
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**stopdropandroll rolled a random image posted in comment #266 at full of piss... ** something cute! something cute!!!
#311 to #285 - ronnywillkillyou
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**ronnywillkillyou rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Before-Death photo comp ** ****.
#355 to #285 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Feelsbadman ** oh please no... ;)
#395 to #285 - cjklefty
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**cjklefty rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at cheer me up, please **
#397 to #395 - cjklefty
Reply +2
(04/10/2012) [-]
Oh jesus....
#342 to #285 - Metallicock
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**Metallicock rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON TWITTER **

#361 to #285 - atkissonbr
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(04/10/2012) [-]
#339 to #285 - pieofdoomballz
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#319 to #285 - potatotown
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**potatotown rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at captain hindsight **
#315 to #285 - anon
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #351 at Spank my ass **
#307 to #285 - lilmoka
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**lilmoka rolled a random image posted in comment #225 at King Of The Face **
#349 to #285 - dilby
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**dilby rolled a random image posted in comment #328 at SpiderMan **
#301 to #285 - nicpnine
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**nicpnine rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at 300 like a sir **
#344 to #285 - auesis
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**auesis rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at optical trollusion 1 **
#295 to #285 - ovencats **User deleted account**
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#521 to #285 - epiccoolness
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**epiccoolness rolled a random image posted in comment #462 at When I have a son. **
#288 to #285 - anon
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
*roll image
#422 to #285 - hurati
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#291 to #285 - thelastbrony
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(04/10/2012) [-]
*Roll Pictuer* come on tits!
#292 to #291 - thelastbrony
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**thelastbrony rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at Brony Fights ** **** me with a rake...
#299 to #292 - thelastbrony
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
I'm... not okay with this...
#410 to #285 - anon
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at fuck pokemon **
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at fuck pokemon **
#312 to #285 - nottyler **User deleted account**
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#409 to #285 - positivelyneutral
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**positivelyneutral rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at Cat Vs Humidifier **
#415 to #409 - positivelyneutral
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
I hope he at least lubes up that gun.
#298 to #285 - unlukky
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**unlukky rolled a random image posted in comment #3615328 at FJ Pony Thread ** [I'm a chick]
#313 to #298 - knifeyoass
Reply +11
(04/10/2012) [-]
your username makes it that much better
#309 to #298 - unlukky
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#305 to #298 - thelastbrony
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Then this is you're lucky day it looks like...
Then this is you're lucky day it looks like...
#331 to #298 - nicpnine
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#314 to #298 - potatotown
Reply +1
(04/10/2012) [-]
yfw
#388 to #298 - epiccoolness
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
you gunna get raped
#304 to #298 - lilmoka
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
HA!...i mean im so sorry
#31 - rogueshadow
Reply +28
(04/09/2012) [-]
The conversation afterwards must have been pretty awkward.
#81 to #31 - shitshitshit
Reply +5
(04/09/2012) [-]
what. the. ****.
#201 - mrpwinator
Reply +25
(04/09/2012) [-]
Reminded me of austin powers
#222 - niconiknak
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(04/09/2012) [-]
**niconiknak rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Thought you should know **   
   
mothers reaction
**niconiknak rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Thought you should know **

mothers reaction

#260 to #222 - unfunnyjunkie
Reply -1
(04/09/2012) [-]
haha its funny because you rolled it and wrote something related to the content. can i add you as a friend?

hopefully you will roll something else soon. and then it will be funny again and i will laugh more
#19 - ArmaliteLion
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