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#367 - poleelop
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(04/15/2010) [-]
i have a chuck norris joke

An old lady walks into the toiletries aisle in a supermarket and is looking a little lost when a store assistant saw her. he asked why she was confused, she says, "there are so many different types of toilet paper i dont know which to choose. the assistant goes over them till he get to the cheapest brand which is a no name brand. the old lady asks why it has no name and the assistant didnt hknow so the lady said, ill buy it and ill come back in 3 days and ill have a name"

the old lady comes in 3 days later walks straight up to the assistant and says the toilet paper should be named chuck norris. The man, confused, asked why, the lady replied, Cause its rough and its tough and it dont take no **** off nobody!!

#369 to #367 - TurtleGuy
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(04/15/2010) [-]
I wish i could favourite comments :)
#374 to #369 - poleelop
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(04/15/2010) [-]
**poleelop rolls 261,761,417** feel free to screen cap XD
#379 to #374 - SigmundFreudBitch
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(04/15/2010) [-]
Good one, try to put it in a sort of cartoon or something itll get to the front page im sure