Porky. Still throwing ugftjuuthgrhytu. Yeu knew perky yeu' re actually quite a nice girl Well yeah T mean yeu' re funny, smart, pretty .. WELL YOU GO DUT WITH B
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Porky

Porky. Still throwing ugftjuuthgrhytu. Yeu knew perky yeu' re actually quite a nice girl Well yeah T mean yeu' re funny, smart, pretty .. WELL YOU GO DUT WITH B

Still throwing ugftjuuthgrhytu

Yeu knew perky
yeu' re actually quite
a nice girl
Well yeah T mean yeu' re
funny, smart, pretty ..
WELL YOU GO DUT WITH
Berry T like, dick
MIC It FM}!
I have BOTH
and I haven' t; stepped
throwing up since ..
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User avatar #8 - Maroon (04/09/2012) [-]
why compliment her in the first place?
User avatar #11 to #8 - TheTurnbull (04/09/2012) [-]
Trying to be a nice person?
User avatar #13 to #11 - Maroon (04/09/2012) [-]
lying isn't nice
#33 to #11 - anon (04/09/2012) [-]
dude i only compliment pretty girls even if they are my friends, i call one my friends dumb bitch and ugly slut all the time
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User avatar #37 to #35 - reedstoess (04/09/2012) [-]
I am now certain, after some solid weeks of studying, that to funnyjunk, a douchebag is a male that talks to women!

Seriously, he probably says those things in a joking way. People throw the word douchebag around here way too much.
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#157 to #39 - mrsterling (04/09/2012) [-]
That's how friends talk you 			*******		 loaner loser bitch.... Go the 			****		 out side and get off funnyjunk you no life 			********		. Thumb me the 			****		 down 			*******		! Idgaf!
That's how friends talk you ******* loaner loser bitch.... Go the **** out side and get off funnyjunk you no life ******** . Thumb me the **** down ******* ! Idgaf!
User avatar #87 to #39 - Chuckaholic (04/09/2012) [-]
Because girls have a sense of humour. You obviously don't say it to someone you don't know that well but if you're a good enough friend to joke around with them then you can say something and take it back. If you treat a girl like a princess all them time they'll abuse it if you don't ensure that you're proper friends.
User avatar #59 to #39 - Lloydles (04/09/2012) [-]
Are you female? If so, it's guy humour. Maybe his friends are tomboys.
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#61 to #59 - drumhero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#121 to #61 - chrisfloyd (04/09/2012) [-]
Show up in random internet fight. Post tiny giraffes.   
   
Goodbye.
Show up in random internet fight. Post tiny giraffes.

Goodbye.
User avatar #185 to #184 - chrisfloyd (07/17/2012) [-]
CURSES!!!! THIS WAS VERY MILDLY DISTRACTING!!!!!
#125 to #61 - anon (04/09/2012) [-]
Hey ******* , take your white knight faggotry back to Facebook, Funnyjunk isn't the place to be civilized and even pretend we give a **** about others.
Here you act like a moron because everywhere else it's unacceptable.
Maybe you're an uptight dick with no sense of humor, but I - as well as the anon above - can insult my friends constantly, and be insulted by them constantly and still be awesome buds with them.
That's what a friend is, someone you can call a cunt, and be called a cunt by them, without either of you caring.
And yes, I do have respect for women, in fact I have a girlfriend (no it's not a badge of honor, I just thought your royal white knight highness may need to know), as do almost all of us. But there is also a lot of time devoted to joking. A concept you seem to be unaware of.
Goodnight good sir, and **** you.
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User avatar #139 to #135 - absynthe (04/09/2012) [-]
it went from civilized and polite to white knighting a few posts ago.

theres a difference between saying someones a douche because they make jokes to their friends and are honest when need be even if it is brutally so and then saying women are sensitive and deserved to be treated as such. now to this you might say "wtf that makes no sense" well let me explain

"No, I'm male, And I get the whole guy humour thing, because it's GUY humour. Perhaps they are tomboys, but lot's of tomboys are sensitive, like most girls. If I were him, I wouldn't risk it. It's never very much fun getting your feelings hurt... " that comment in and of itself shows that you dont respect womens sense of humor in the same way you respect your own ability to take a joke. and that. is white knighting, you sir are going from being a decent guy thinking that you should be nice to women to a misogynist who feels you have to be careful around all women all the time because theyre sensitive and men are not. if a woman cant take a joke or are unable to stop something from getting to them then theyre either rather young still or dont deserve the attention from compliments to begin with. it may not mean they deserve insults but if they cant take them or joking insults then theyre just pussies, and that exists in both genders.

good day, my job is now done
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User avatar #169 to #167 - absynthe (04/09/2012) [-]
nor does any guy, doesnt make it any different. separating girls in that is simply misogyny
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User avatar #179 to #172 - absynthe (04/09/2012) [-]
i think things shouldnt be forced out of being equal just because society wills it, being a generally nice person and wanting to be nice is different then putting someone in a different class. ** (e.g. complimenting girl for no reason because shes a girl and "needs" it=misogyny. complimenting someone because its just a nice thing to do= nice person.) ** im not someone who feels its necessary to call a girl ugly just as i wont do the same for guys, no one wants to hear it and if a girl DOES take it to heart and it affects her whole life then its her OWN fault. just like if the same thing happened to a guy. girls and guys both are perfectly capable of handling insults, if they cant its not because of the insult or insulter its because of the person being insulted. so saying that they take it to heart a lot more is ******** . anyone can take it to heart. if a girl called a guy ugly youre saying generally guys wouldnt take it to heart as much as if it happened the other way around. youre either rather young or only have experience with girls who think life is a popularity contest and/or demand the affection of others.
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User avatar #182 to #180 - absynthe (04/09/2012) [-]
good for you, glad youve had plenty of girlfriends and **** but what im arguing is that the guy above, who the original comment was aimed at, went from civil and polite to misogyny (definition of gender separation and sexual descrimination rather than hatred of women) . rather then being polite and feeling that you shouldnt insult someone because its just rude it went to not doing so because theyre girls, and girls are unable to handle it. so explain to me where you see my argument is wrong. how "No, I'm male, And I get the whole guy humour thing, because it's GUY humour. Perhaps they are tomboys, but lot's of tomboys are sensitive, like most girls." and your comment "Girls shouldn't call guys ugly, but guys definitely shouldn't call a girl ugly. They take it a lot more to heart than a guy would." are outside of the realm of my argument
User avatar #152 to #125 - meganinja (04/09/2012) [-]
but if that's the only thing you ever say to your friends (which is what the first anon implied) and never anything positive, then that's being a douche. Sure, it's fun to joke around like that with your close friends, which i do, but not constantly, because everybody eventually gets sick of being insulted, whether in a joking manner or not.
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#147 to #134 - anon (04/09/2012) [-]
anon from the first post here.

i make this jokes because i've been a friend of her for 12 years, i insult her and she insults me a, i don't go around insulting random girls
User avatar #171 to #61 - Lloydles (04/09/2012) [-]
Fair enough, but I reckon it may just be acceptable for him, they're probably used to his humour.
User avatar #185 to #37 - reedstoess (04/10/2012) [-]
well **** me. i think i may die in this sea of red thumbs
#116 to #37 - anon (04/09/2012) [-]
Too bad you're a samefag.
#9 - ragingbrony (04/09/2012) [-]
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YFW she asks you out.
#90 - iamasian (04/09/2012) [-]
Had to do it.
#119 to #90 - fuckgravity (04/09/2012) [-]
Now we wait for someone to roll this.
Now we wait for someone to roll this.
#81 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (04/09/2012) [-]






that tickles my fancy
#44 - XShanaynayX (04/09/2012) [-]
The name on the door....
The name on the door....
User avatar #68 to #44 - redwolfradolf (04/09/2012) [-]
exactly what I thought.
#20 - broorb (04/09/2012) [-]
Hahahahah ok, now imagine this with a girl sitting where you are, and an equivalent guy sitting where the girl is.

Imagine the ********* you'd get, with "omg friendzoning bitch" and "dumb bitch tits or gtfo" flying around like pigeons.

This is why funnyjunk pisses me off, you massive bag of hypocrites.
#58 to #20 - anon (04/09/2012) [-]
thats because we are humans we are full of contradictions
#40 to #20 - anon (04/09/2012) [-]
If the dude had uhh... "both" I think thats still a gone case right there.
#30 to #20 - anon (04/09/2012) [-]
You, Sir, have restored my faith in humanity.
You, Sir, have restored my faith in humanity.
#32 to #20 - silverwolff (04/09/2012) [-]
But this girl had a penis!
#21 to #20 - scarasm (04/09/2012) [-]
It's not just Funnyjunk, it is every internet site where lonely beta males congregate.
#165 - chairmanwow (04/09/2012) [-]
I have BOTH
#50 - anon (04/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #15 - ViXi (04/09/2012) [-]
I like how you kept redrawing her instead of just copypasting. Trooper!
#148 - shitshitshit (04/09/2012) [-]
no but seriously that was one of the funniest things i have ever seen
and shemale are ******* gross
#144 - slipknut (04/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#132 - petals (04/09/2012) [-]
oh god
#52 - solidone (04/09/2012) [-]
Everyone has that semi-nasty girl that won't leave them alone, and that they feel too bad about telling to 			****		 off. Don't deny it.
Everyone has that semi-nasty girl that won't leave them alone, and that they feel too bad about telling to **** off. Don't deny it.
User avatar #131 to #127 - dengekisushi (04/09/2012) [-]
This made me laugh harder than the content.

Thumb for you.
#137 to #131 - JohnTheRipper (04/09/2012) [-]
here the full one.
#133 to #131 - JohnTheRipper (04/09/2012) [-]
was it a good hearty laugh?
#124 - ajperry (04/09/2012) [-]


So do I
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