Bad Luck Luke. My OC. Galaxy full of " Makes out with his sister Bad Luck Luke My OC Galaxy full of " Makes out with his sister
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#85 - mushkaa
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#86 to #85 - mushkaa
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#145 to #86 - crayoladildo
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Haters gonna hate
Haters gonna hate
#88 - mushkaa
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#84 - teamrocketninja
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#104 - dreakon
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I'm 20, and never saw a single Star War movie :/

#105 to #104 - katjakai
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#137 to #104 - masterboll
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ive missed out on so many star wars jokes, its unbelievable
User avatar #119 to #104 - monsterlol
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Ye, me neither
User avatar #107 to #104 - TheWayneAdams
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Drop whatever you are doing get up and head to any place where you may purchase films.

Walk in and say that you are a worthless human being and have not experienced a good movie in your life. Search the store shouting, "I must face my destiny, or my father will beat me...again!". Once you find the original trilogy, you must purchase it, and while paying you must look the cashier in the eye and say, "Today, I become a man-dolphin". After buying said DVDs, flap your arms and scream in tongues, stopping only to explain that you have never seen star wars, so you can't pretend to be a Tusken Raider,

Once you arrive home, use whatever DVD player you have available to watch A New Hope.

Be amazed as the name of the movie is also a representation of you, as this movie has given you hope, a new hope, that the future will be as awesome as this. Once the movie ends, use your newly learned Tusken Raider scream, so all your neighbours think, "finally, he's watched a new hope, which is ironic because, I lost hope, the hope he would die in a fire, because he had never seen Star Wars."

Now, put in Empire Strikes Back (arguably the best Star Wars). And sit patiently, as you can tell by the name of the film, ****** gonna get good. Lather your self in baby oil as you watch the exploits of young Luke Skywalker. Then slide around on your belly, as Han steals the spotlight. Fist your anus in rage, from Lando's actions. Then squeal like a 6 year-old as Vader produces the most iconic moment in cinema history.

Once you have finished watching that movie, have a rest, go out side, staying in doors watching the TV is bad for you... Who am I kidding? Get back inside and put in Return of the Jedi, and watch in amazement as Luke is finally a Jedi, watch as he does Jedi things. Then builds up to an epic finale to end all finales. Then when the dust is settled, see two familiar faces return to the screen, and some young douche that you have never seen before.
You have just experienced... Love.
#120 to #107 - opisprettycoolguy
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#109 to #107 - ruinsage
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#140 to #107 - dreakon
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Well, actually there's going to be an Star Wars Marathon, near my place, at a Cinema. I'm definitely going. Also..., do another epic story from this:
I just saw Pulp Fiction last week, for the first time. And didn't saw Reservoir Dogs (yet).

#132 to #107 - kaiferin
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Get this man a medal.
#27 - cartoonbacon
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There was like only two woman on star wars(4-6 were luke was in) Princess leia and the other chick who gave the speech in the return of the jedi.
User avatar #69 to #27 - numfortytwo
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thumb for you, just about to make the same point
#168 to #27 - anon id: fdefaef4
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What about all of Jabba's space strippers?
#211 to #168 - anon id: d703b59b
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No humans, sir. dunno how someone can find the Twileks hot, theyre just Aliens with creepy heads
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#100 - assondrugs
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#161 to #100 - qotsa
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#83 - jabbathebutt
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#148 to #83 - jabathehut
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Dat username
#72 - chewiethewookie
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Too late for luke...
#73 to #72 - chewiethewookie
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.....I ****** her already!
#79 to #73 - sharknik
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