Worth The Read. edit forgot to say that I did not make this, but don't know the original source.. Hey Sarah, how are you doing"; Tm glean. rpm What about you?'  Girl owned Relationships
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Worth The Read

*edit* forgot to say that I did not make this, but don't know the original source.

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a yinyan smile with your lovely B grads English. You on watch and will as I
apparently inflict View wanders guys on myself, all the while
expecting me lo turn around My the last guy and say ‘John, ms you I would
have fallen in love mi all along!' Alter which we get together and I hold your
hand through all of the movie theaters and sunny beaches and sleepovers that
you never got Io experience like the rest or us at fourteen years page,
because you have Ina gumption to do now what you didn' t have use
Compton to do then You' re dull, John You' poring, and you' re poring
because while mesa ********* were gelling outside and into the sum making
mistakes and experiencing the wonders , you were In your room.
learning sham every facet oi your labourers RPG, pretending to understand
arguments amid religion and purines to appear smart and (Healing dreadful.
dream poem, vying to convince yourself that knowledge is
wisdom It ism, John, and the only reason I would go our with
anybody who spent so much lime learning about that owl
matter anymore is it they were confident and cheerful. or it they were gear in
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girls new excitement, variation. Cuddles. arguments and nor ta pst trundle
along for the my of our was with some submissive coward railing us that
we' re great, because having Io listen lo the same sappy sweet talk over and
over again is poring. I like It when I right with my boyfriends It snows that my
areal' l afraid Io value their We opinions spool me, unlike a guy a who tells me
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and than Wing Io nave deep, meaningful with me Io maintain
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means mar they are impulsive, run or energy and strong. as opposed to pale
skinned, calculating, 'indivual" men mo, When push comes to shove,
wouldn' t know excitement if t hit them in the lace id go so far as Io say that
your relection - or lack - or your male miners will main population grown as
more and more shy guys to become intelligent by studying a wide range of
information that is largely supplied and accepted by previous social
instead unfollowing their primal instincts or becoming grown men,
impregnating woman and thus contributing to he urns human
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that your says to me is that you are vying Io appear Inn ' shy and
misunderstood‘ when In reality, your reluctance to rake some control over your
we and your tendency Io whine and reign depression when Irvin's Ont go
your way makes me trunk oi you as naming more than a
semen. cowardly prick '
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obvious in happenings- purl know you only
dismiss mesa Irvin's because you don! understand mam yoursefl. And
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are Wu? in lo years when yams @ kid a
some peer smiling wish mar he was inspired by
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as he mos while you wry wanna yours sleeping.
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exam is that uncivilized people build Ina civilazation you apparently
care ', by Ina way? And Mmn, nlgger knowledge nan
all come leoni ‘social _/ line you like you like Io say
to your Insecurities average
vou like to imagine ability n nave a conversacion
and/ or mass sex is somehow as valuable a Wall deep down you
by your lemme body is Ina only Pump card you nave - and NS value
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use all money vying to please people like you, youll look
at my , his and wonder justwhat is you marl! see pack
men. And Iii look pack all/ ml, watt your faded ramps and ,
cheap clones and be much makeup in avail!
only we you were ever really wanna, and wonder wrong
watt me a purse MUCH value on someone so common and .
Ive unverified n appear , yours mistaking
someone you or as being as and vacuous as
yoursefl. I am shy and , as vou can now see.
on and my English is A grade, WEN.
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#7 - mugglemasher (04/08/2012) [-]
read girls, and was like **** ... then was super surprised when the guy came back and destroyed that argument.
#6 - littlebigfox (04/08/2012) [-]
MFW that much text...





...still read it though.
#5 - sebsxd (04/08/2012) [-]
<- What the guy did afterwards
<- What the guy did afterwards
User avatar #4 - sidedoor (04/08/2012) [-]
I almost tl;dr'ed but i read it. And i see you have a point.

Still,prepare for the fags who want to make themselves feel better by raging and ******** all over the text.
#2 - soemdud (04/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
a note for future posts dont make such long txt´s most people be like skip oh and OP is fag ofc
+1
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#12 - anonymous (04/08/2012) [-]
RE-RE-RE-REEEEEEEETOAST... A good one though
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User avatar #10 - MOARkrabs (04/08/2012) [-]
bich got told
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