Why do i have friends. .. >Be 2 >Constipated >My mother lifts my legs up to stomach >Back down >stimulate bowel movements >Goes on for 10 minutes > explodes out of m Why do i have friends >Be 2 >Constipated >My mother lifts my legs up to stomach >Back down >stimulate bowel movements >Goes on for 10 minutes > explodes out of m
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#1 - xiik
Reply +54
(04/08/2012) [-]
>Be 2   
>Constipated   
>My mother lifts my legs up to stomach   
>Back down   
>stimulate bowel movements   
>Goes on for 10 minutes   
>**** explodes out of my butthole all over her.   
   
True Story.
>Be 2
>Constipated
>My mother lifts my legs up to stomach
>Back down
>stimulate bowel movements
>Goes on for 10 minutes
>**** explodes out of my butthole all over her.

True Story.
#9 to #1 - kneesocks
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(04/08/2012) [-]
#14 - yiffsforlyfe
Reply +26
(04/08/2012) [-]
Why isn't this at front page already? This actually made me laugh
#2 - salai
Reply +19
(04/08/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAsse4Fui4E

if anyone wants the song

sounds exaclty like what the song title describes
#234 to #2 - thatommygun ONLINE
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Something caught my attention at the sideline!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPow&feature=fvwrel
#231 to #2 - ftwunicorn **User deleted account**
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#80 - thelonelyfeel
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Like a Virgin
#106 - boaterowns
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Kids-MGMT
#135 - Asianfatte
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(04/09/2012) [-]
All the Small Things - Blink-182
#130 - daghost
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Sweet Child O' Mine
#137 - zacyzacy
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(04/09/2012) [-]
The way of the fist - Five finger death punch
#6 - euphoricturtle
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(04/08/2012) [-]
Is it weird that I actually listen to that kind of music...?
#15 to #6 - alapazam **User deleted account**
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#89 - ArmeeDerToten
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Rape Me : Nirvana
Something in Your Mouth : Nickleback
Pussy : Rammstein