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User avatar #238 to #1 - xXxgothxlovexXx (04/09/2012) [-]
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?


The Holocaust.
User avatar #237 to #1 - xXxgothxlovexXx (04/09/2012) [-]
How do you confuse a blonde?




Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
User avatar #211 to #1 - mahnamesjakers (04/09/2012) [-]
How do you knock a clown off a swing?

Hit him with an axe
User avatar #119 to #1 - garyleneville (04/09/2012) [-]
I like Dwarf Shortage.
#160 to #119 - fernand (04/09/2012) [-]
Congratcha-welldone
User avatar #72 to #1 - Trollzz (04/08/2012) [-]
I prefer this one: A Dyslexic man walks into a Bra
User avatar #170 to #72 - alexandereissa (04/09/2012) [-]
How do you make a plumber cry?



Kill his family.
User avatar #88 to #72 - funnyjunktitan (04/08/2012) [-]
a horse walks into a bar, the customers leave, realizing the danger
User avatar #89 to #88 - Trollzz (04/08/2012) [-]
What have an Eagle and a Mole got in common?...



They both live underground, apart from the Eagle




User avatar #90 to #89 - funnyjunktitan (04/08/2012) [-]
what's green and has wheels?




grass, I lied about the wheels
User avatar #94 to #90 - Trollzz (04/08/2012) [-]
Whats blue and smells like red paint?...




Blue paint




User avatar #97 to #94 - funnyjunktitan (04/08/2012) [-]
A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
User avatar #99 to #97 - Trollzz (04/08/2012) [-]
Why did little suzzie fall off the swing?...





Because I punched her in the ******* face


User avatar #100 to #99 - funnyjunktitan (04/08/2012) [-]
why did the little boy drop his ice cream





because he got hit by a truck
User avatar #103 to #100 - Trollzz (04/08/2012) [-]
What did the little boy with no arms and legs, get for christmas?




Cancer
User avatar #228 to #103 - cshp (04/09/2012) [-]
What did he get for his birthday?




Nothing, he didn't live that long
User avatar #118 to #103 - izzalitious (04/09/2012) [-]
A man comes into a bar....no wait it was a horse

A man comes into a horse....
User avatar #141 to #118 - chezpuf (04/09/2012) [-]
What's brown and sticky?





A stick.
User avatar #146 to #141 - littlegreenmidgets (04/09/2012) [-]
so stephan hawkings walks into a bar...
#193 to #146 - watuppig (04/09/2012) [-]
a mouse and a owl are in a tree when they see the farmer bringing a pig into the bedroom. The owl turns to the mouse and eats him because owls are naturally predators of mice
#194 to #193 - sprayme (04/09/2012) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a house?





Depends how fast I can throw them.
User avatar #197 to #194 - mastachggf (04/09/2012) [-]
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



Because it was dead.
#200 to #197 - sprayme (04/09/2012) [-]
How did the elephant die?





Who cares, it's dead!
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