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#1 - jamespro **User deleted account**
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#238 to #1 - xXxgothxlovexXx
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(04/09/2012) [-]
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?


The Holocaust.
#237 to #1 - xXxgothxlovexXx
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(04/09/2012) [-]
How do you confuse a blonde?




Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
#211 to #1 - mahnamesjakers
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(04/09/2012) [-]
How do you knock a clown off a swing?

Hit him with an axe
#119 to #1 - garyleneville
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(04/09/2012) [-]
I like Dwarf Shortage.
#160 to #119 - fernand
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Congratcha-welldone
#72 to #1 - Trollzz
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(04/08/2012) [-]
I prefer this one: A Dyslexic man walks into a Bra
#170 to #72 - alexandereissa
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(04/09/2012) [-]
How do you make a plumber cry?



Kill his family.
#88 to #72 - funnyjunktitan
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(04/08/2012) [-]
a horse walks into a bar, the customers leave, realizing the danger
#89 to #88 - Trollzz
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(04/08/2012) [-]
What have an Eagle and a Mole got in common?...



They both live underground, apart from the Eagle




#90 to #89 - funnyjunktitan
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(04/08/2012) [-]
what's green and has wheels?




grass, I lied about the wheels
#94 to #90 - Trollzz
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(04/08/2012) [-]
Whats blue and smells like red paint?...




Blue paint




#97 to #94 - funnyjunktitan
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(04/08/2012) [-]
A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
#99 to #97 - Trollzz
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(04/08/2012) [-]
Why did little suzzie fall off the swing?...





Because I punched her in the ******* face


#100 to #99 - funnyjunktitan
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(04/08/2012) [-]
why did the little boy drop his ice cream





because he got hit by a truck
#103 to #100 - Trollzz
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(04/08/2012) [-]
What did the little boy with no arms and legs, get for christmas?




Cancer
#228 to #103 - cshp
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(04/09/2012) [-]
What did he get for his birthday?




Nothing, he didn't live that long
#118 to #103 - izzalitious
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(04/09/2012) [-]
A man comes into a bar....no wait it was a horse

A man comes into a horse....
#141 to #118 - chezpuf
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(04/09/2012) [-]
What's brown and sticky?





A stick.
#146 to #141 - littlegreenmidgets
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(04/09/2012) [-]
so stephan hawkings walks into a bar...
#193 to #146 - watuppig
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(04/09/2012) [-]
a mouse and a owl are in a tree when they see the farmer bringing a pig into the bedroom. The owl turns to the mouse and eats him because owls are naturally predators of mice
#194 to #193 - sprayme
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(04/09/2012) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a house?





Depends how fast I can throw them.
#197 to #194 - mastachggf
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



Because it was dead.
#200 to #197 - sprayme
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(04/09/2012) [-]
How did the elephant die?





Who cares, it's dead!
#224 to #200 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account**
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