I know because I'm Scottish

you should never confuse the phrase
thats why I can never go back to Glasgow

Another version if you wish for the text in Scottish Gaelic.

aboot - about
dug - dog
welt - cock
bowfin - stinking
cauld - cold
cludgie - toilet
aff - off

Braw - Excellent
hen - woman
IRN BRU- Nectar of the Gods

SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY! YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN WEARING A DRESS!

Be quiet. You are ************ yourself and the people around you.

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=U7jH046XaQw#t=20s

This is a joke. Don't take it so seriously. My above comment: Also a joke, don't take that so seriously, either.

Never played TF2, have you?

And, sadly, no. But I understood enough that not many people would get the reference on a non-tf2 post.

The Soldier is also a rather hilarious parody of gung-ho militaristic Americans, especially during WWII and the relevant time period.

Mm, true. I suppose that's not the best pic of the Soldier I could have found, either. It's rather obvious (and hilarious, imo) if you know who the Soldier is. That's one of his lines if you kill a player a certain number of times in a row (without him killing you) while that player is playing the Demoman (a Scotsman, and my favorite ***** ) while you play as the Soldier.

you suck man

You thought it would be a good idea, to go on a post about Scotland, then diss Scottish people?

I probably should have thought that through a little bit, huh? I suppose it's PARTIALLY because that's a bad pic of the Soldier, so not as many people got it (that and I have no idea how many Scottish people play TF2). But yeah, I suppose that comment could have used a little more foresight.

PS. Im aware that its a TF2 thing, but you're still bringing it into the post.

The current monarchy of britain is from scottish descent, when England and Scotland had different rulers. When Englands monarchy died out, the closest living relative was James the 6th of Scotland, who then became James the 1st in England. So no, the countries are seperate but joined by a union.

N' WIT!

ye gunne no dae tha?

just, gonnae no.

ye, I'm in Stirling, but I'm not Scottish though

aye, are you in stirling or in places near slirling like falkirk, my house is near the lidl in st.ninians

American flag, there's your proof

people say that in scotland aswell

my brain is really ****** up right now

i was born in ireland and half the time i don't know what people are saying

You don't say

We really should :)

I searched channels there, someones got one called "Scotland" they posted a video about Hurricane Bawbag. Im going to sub to that :D

aha I missed exams and everything that week :)

Lucky you :D You should sub to that channel as well, we should try to get all the scottish people in it :D start a fj community of scottish people xD

we should :) wer abouts r u from in scotland

I was born in Port Ness (Small town top of Isle of Lewis)(Thats why I know Gaelic xD they didn't get the memo about English being the first language) but I'm living in Glasgow now, you?

I live in Greenock :) how do u find the scotland page btw

Nice, Ive been to Greenock a few times for fishing :) Click on the channel button 1 up from NSFW then search scotland in the search bar.

Thanks :) do u hav an xbox??

Nah PS3 :/ barely on it though.

aha :) kl