I know because I'm Scottish

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#84 - albinofurrywolf ONLINE (04/08/2012) [-]

''I will kill you''
''How?''

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#13 - Gypsybob (04/07/2012) [+] (17 replies)

Scotland is the place to be! :D How? 'cos I said so.

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#17 to #13 - hoondawg (04/08/2012) [-]

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#15 to #13 - myusernameisgay (04/08/2012) [-]

N' WIT!

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#22 to #13 - blokrokker (04/08/2012) [-]

SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY! YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN WEARING A DRESS!

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#174 to #22 - cammyT (04/08/2012) [-]

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#170 to #22 - weedudebob (04/08/2012) [-]

you suck man

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#118 to #22 - odonnell (04/08/2012) [-]

You thought it would be a good idea, to go on a post about Scotland, then diss Scottish people?

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#182 to #118 - blokrokker (04/08/2012) [-]

I probably should have thought that through a little bit, huh? I suppose it's PARTIALLY because that's a bad pic of the Soldier, so not as many people got it (that and I have no idea how many Scottish people play TF2). But yeah, I suppose that comment could have used a little more foresight.

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#120 to #118 - odonnell (04/08/2012) [-]

PS. Im aware that its a TF2 thing, but you're still bringing it into the post.

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#27 to #22 - vicsix ONLINE (04/08/2012) [-]

Be quiet. You are embarrassing yourself and the people around you.

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#39 to #27 - blokrokker (04/08/2012) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=U7jH046XaQw#t=20s

This is a joke. Don't take it so seriously. My above comment: Also a joke, don't take that so seriously, either.

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#37 to #27 - blokrokker (04/08/2012) [-]

Never played TF2, have you?

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#101 to #37 - vicsix ONLINE (04/08/2012) [-]

And, sadly, no. But I understood enough that not many people would get the reference on a non-tf2 post.

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#108 to #101 - blokrokker (04/08/2012) [-]

The Soldier is also a rather hilarious parody of gung-ho militaristic Americans, especially during WWII and the relevant time period.

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#105 to #101 - blokrokker (04/08/2012) [-]

Mm, true. I suppose that's not the best pic of the Soldier I could have found, either. It's rather obvious (and hilarious, imo) if you know who the Soldier is. That's one of his lines if you kill a player a certain number of times in a row (without him killing you) while that player is playing the Demoman (a Scotsman, and my favorite class) while you play as the Soldier.

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#25 to #22 - shadowstuart (04/08/2012) [-]

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#58 to #22 - monkee (04/08/2012) [-]

The current monarchy of britain is from scottish descent, when England and Scotland had different rulers. When Englands monarchy died out, the closest living relative was James the 6th of Scotland, who then became James the 1st in England. So no, the countries are seperate but joined by a union.

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#80 to #58 - anonexplains (04/08/2012) [-]

you seem to have skipped 400 years of history there, where the royal family was completely replaced at least twice.

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#38 - fudgementday (04/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#124 to #38 - odonnell (04/08/2012) [-]

Another version if you wish for the text in Scottish Gaelic.

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#26 - anonexplains (04/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Scotland, were saying 'i could murder a chinky!' means, 'i could really go some chinese cuisine!'

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#32 to #26 - harryboom (04/08/2012) [-]

you should never confuse the phrase
thats why I can never go back to Glasgow

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#43 to #26 - anonexplains (04/08/2012) [-]

Scotland and everywhere else on the British Isles says it like that

I'm one of the few English that actually loves Scotland, but come on man, that's just British speak, not Scottish

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#28 - mrtree (04/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)

little side note: its not called american, its English. that's where the language came from, that's what its called

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#44 to #28 - anonexplains (04/08/2012) [-]

Cool story bro, so where exactly in the comic does it say the language is called American? I'm sorry your nation didn't get their flag represented, but it's okay, you're important too, we promise. Now stop whining and gtfo. Thanks!

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#145 to #44 - killerliquid (04/08/2012) [-]

American flag, there's your proof

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#24 - brendanc (04/08/2012) [-]

true story

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#112 - neelix (04/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I'm Scottish. Why would you say such a thing? :(

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#138 to #112 - wok (04/08/2012) [-]

Don't you mean: "How would you say such a thing?"

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#161 - scoonus (04/08/2012) [-]

SCOTLAND FECK YEA!!!

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#91 - hoondawg (04/08/2012) [-]

aye this is sooo true!! I'm Scottish :)

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#158 - thegamegestapo (04/08/2012) [-]

Whit?

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#21 - mrsorola (04/08/2012) [-]

Scotland: the only country where 'glass' is a verb

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#164 - cammyT (04/08/2012) [-]

SCOTLAND FTW

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#137 - misfitsftw (04/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)

like how the ENGLISH one is next to an american flag ¬_¬

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#141 to #137 - bowbeforegir (04/08/2012) [-]

Americans speak english too; even if some people murder it.

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#159 to #137 - thegamegestapo (04/08/2012) [-]

Britfag here,

Since he was referencing to Scotland, which is part of the Union (for now), and he's refering to America specifically I think we can let him away with it.

Can we some of these red thumbs removed FJ?

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#140 to #137 - anonexplains (04/08/2012) [-]

Well to be fair, OP seems to be from Scotland, so he might feel some animosity towards England.
Also to be fair, English only became the international trade language because of America's rise to Superpower status.

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#152 to #140 - anonexplains (04/08/2012) [-]

Erm no more like the broadness of the British Empire, Americans need to get off their high horse.

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#88 - dworpss (04/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)

German - its Warum or Wieso

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#98 to #88 - anonexplains (04/08/2012) [-]

Weshalb, erzählst du das?

You forgot one :P

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#89 to #88 - wheelchairpro (04/08/2012) [-]

You don't say

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#90 to #89 - dworpss (04/08/2012) [-]

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#165 - ldmtzk (04/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)

in ireland **** off means really

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#166 to #165 - cammyT (04/08/2012) [-]

people say that in scotland aswell

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#195 to #165 - sippay (04/09/2012) [-]

my brain is really ****** up right now

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#196 to #195 - ldmtzk (04/11/2012) [-]

i was born in ireland and half the time i don't know what people are saying

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#1 - odonnell (04/07/2012) [+] (11 replies)

Or "carson" if you want the Scottish Gaelic version.

My English teacher hates Chewin' the fat, just for them making how go viral xD

We should make a Scottish channel on here.

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#2 to #1 - wheelchairpro (04/07/2012) [-]

We really should :)

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#3 to #2 - odonnell (04/07/2012) [-]

I searched channels there, someones got one called "Scotland" they posted a video about Hurricane Bawbag. Im going to sub to that :D

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#4 to #3 - wheelchairpro (04/07/2012) [-]

aha I missed exams and everything that week :)

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#5 to #4 - odonnell (04/07/2012) [-]

Lucky you :D You should sub to that channel as well, we should try to get all the scottish people in it :D start a fj community of scottish people xD

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#6 to #5 - wheelchairpro (04/07/2012) [-]

we should :) wer abouts r u from in scotland

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#7 to #6 - odonnell (04/07/2012) [-]

I was born in Port Ness (Small town top of Isle of Lewis)(Thats why I know Gaelic xD they didn't get the memo about English being the first language) but I'm living in Glasgow now, you?

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#8 to #7 - wheelchairpro (04/07/2012) [-]

I live in Greenock :) how do u find the scotland page btw

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#9 to #8 - odonnell (04/07/2012) [-]

Nice, Ive been to Greenock a few times for fishing :) Click on the channel button 1 up from **** then search scotland in the search bar.

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#10 to #9 - wheelchairpro (04/07/2012) [-]

Thanks :) do u hav an xbox??

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#11 to #10 - odonnell (04/07/2012) [-]

Nah PS3 :/ barely on it though.

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#12 to #11 - wheelchairpro (04/07/2012) [-]

aha :) kl

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#160 - anonexplains (04/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Aye - Yes
Naw - No
Maw - Mother
Da - Father
Pakis - Shop run by pakis
Chinky - Chinese food
Heed - Head
Baw - Ball
Windy - Window
Cor - Car
Dinny - Dont
Ken - Know

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#169 to #160 - cammyT (04/08/2012) [-]

aboot - about
dug - dog
welt - cock
bowfin - stinking
cauld - cold
cludgie - toilet
aff - off

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#194 to #169 - mynippelshurt ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]

Braw - Excellent
hen - woman
IRN BRU- Nectar of the Gods

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#55 - kothaex ONLINE (04/08/2012) [+] (8 replies)

Epic thumb down because you said 'America'.
"Why" is English, ************ , do you speak it?