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I'll do anything for you. made by me.. just trying some new stuff...sub for more . If s a little chilly m here watchings at place , - 3,, f ' don r you think? a

made by me..
just trying some new stuff...sub for more

If s a little chilly m here
watchings at place , - 3,,
f ' don r you think?
are you Stl re?
oh, I' m sorry I rhink there IS something here have my jacket,
wrong with the heating system!" I don t even need it
won' t you
ger cold?"
oh no, I don' r rhink so, "yor/ re roo sweet,
ifs a little hot to be honest" "no problem, ifso U feel cold tell me
give it back"
lan sure I wont"
Damn! 1111111’ did she
survive 3. 11 this time?
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#113 to #86 - xxdigitalxx has deleted their comment [-]
#68 - wakawakas (04/08/2012) [-]
Goddamnit OP, she wanted to cuddle.
#92 to #68 - anon (04/08/2012) [-]
That pic reminded me a lot of Craft Lawrence. The comment is quite relevant.
User avatar #601 to #68 - somepervert (04/08/2012) [-]
or maybe... just maybe, she wanted to be warm without cuddling. not everything has to be sexual dude
User avatar #623 to #601 - ddaappoo (04/08/2012) [-]
Cuddling isn't sexual... ***** wtf
User avatar #690 to #623 - somepervert (04/08/2012) [-]
im speaking of it in that nature.
#661 to #68 - littlebigr (04/08/2012) [-]
OP's fw realization
OP's fw realization
#818 to #68 - anon (04/09/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3644945 at FJ Pony Thread ** hfw
#827 to #68 - wakawakas (04/09/2012) [-]
Damn, #1 spot on comments. MFW
Damn, #1 spot on comments. MFW
#233 to #68 - twitchyseagull (04/08/2012) [-]
Depends on what the movie was, seeing as OP is such a fag he probably picked human centipede or something, pretty awkward to cuddle to.
User avatar #820 to #233 - lolmasterx (04/09/2012) [-]
Challenge ******* accepted.
#90 to #68 - usmcoorah (04/08/2012) [-]
MFW this happened to me three days ago and I'm just now realizing that she wanted to cuddle.
MFW this happened to me three days ago and I'm just now realizing that she wanted to cuddle.
User avatar #279 to #90 - vitaexdet (04/08/2012) [-]
The exact same for me, except go back a year or two.

**** .
#74 to #68 - lorddoctoroftardis (04/08/2012) [-]
OP's face when he realizes
#85 to #74 - anon (04/08/2012) [-]
I'm not either, I didn't even think of that to be honest
#215 to #85 - julesk (04/08/2012) [-]
or OP just likes dicks
#27 - skjalg (04/07/2012) [-]
Another outcome, 1/5
#28 to #27 - skjalg (04/07/2012) [-]
2/5
#29 to #28 - skjalg (04/07/2012) [-]
3/5
#30 to #29 - skjalg (04/07/2012) [-]
4/5
#31 to #30 - skjalg (04/07/2012) [-]
5/5
#32 to #31 - skjalg (04/07/2012) [-]
6/5 miscalculated, like the retard i am x|
#48 to #32 - cogitoergonom (04/08/2012) [-]
And I thought he smelled bad on the outside.
#261 to #48 - exotic (04/08/2012) [-]
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i love this. I love this so much.
#70 to #48 - dakka (04/08/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#72 to #32 - sjhftw (04/08/2012) [-]
inb4 faggots crying about how you used 6 pictures. I liked is skjalg.
#186 to #32 - gringodinkle (04/08/2012) [-]
nice!
nice!
User avatar #38 - PenguinsOfMars (04/08/2012) [-]
She didn't want your jacket she wanted you to put your arm around her, but I think you did the right thing because if you put your arm around her you'd start kissing then start dating and eventually you'd **** her without a condom and go to pull out but you got caught in the moment and when you came you were just barely out of her vagina and only a tiny little bit of semen got inside, she says don't worry i'll shower right away, and you know that won't help anything and that's the first indicator that you're not ready to have a baby with her because she's a ******* idiot, what if your kid ends up being a ******* dumbass like her? But then you realize you're overreacting, she's not an idiot, she's actually very intelligent, you'd never date a dumb girl. A couple weeks pass by and she tells you she's late and sure enough she ends up being pregnant, so you get married so she doesn't seem like a dishonorably slut. You realize you need a higher paying job because you can't support a family, so you take up triple shifts at your ****** dead end job that you don't want but you took because your mom said you had to work or she wouldn't help money for rent, and eventually she has the baby and you both work 60 hour weeks and your mom watches the baby, all the stress tears away at you and her and you grow apart, and the stress of a baby on your mom tears apart your parents marriage, and they get divorced and your mother hates your guts, so you have to watch the baby all day because your wife gets paid more. Eventually you find out that she isn't working double shifts she's actually cheating on you, the same way she did five years ago and never told you, that baby isn't really yours, your name is on the birth certificate but he doesn't have your dna. So that meddling slut ruined your entire life and family. She's a cheating whore, after you gave her your jacket, you should have lit it on fire.
#236 to #38 - hydromatic (04/08/2012) [-]
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
#39 to #38 - anon (04/08/2012) [-]
Holy **** !
#78 to #38 - wumbologyexpert (04/08/2012) [-]
Nice job OP. Well Done.
Nice job OP. Well Done.
User avatar #383 to #38 - PenguinsOfMars (04/08/2012) [-]
My mind was still going at the end, but I had to cut it short cause of the character limit.
User avatar #171 to #38 - ilovehitler (04/08/2012) [-]
I shuddered a bit at that wall, but I loved every word of it.
#100 to #38 - ravenfyra (04/08/2012) [-]
Fantastic.
User avatar #249 to #38 - spinsser (04/08/2012) [-]
AMAZING :D
but there is a small mistake !!

According to your scenario he didn't give her the jacket (they cuddled instead), yet at the end you said that he should have lit it on fire after he gave it to her. That's illogical !!

unless you were talking about the original scenario in which he gave her the jacket,, but that would be weird, because in OP's scenario she wasn't a whore, so why would he want to harm her ??!

thanks for the lovely story anyway :D
#817 to #249 - anon (04/09/2012) [-]
**** YOU YOU ******* **** !
User avatar #826 to #817 - spinsser (04/09/2012) [-]
WHY ?!
#777 to #249 - anon (04/08/2012) [-]
idiot....
#816 to #38 - anon (04/09/2012) [-]
LOL TL;DR

With all due respect:)
#64 to #38 - xshawnxsullivanx (04/08/2012) [-]
that was an epic rant
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#705 - purescottish **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #715 to #705 - stanislaw (04/08/2012) [-]
i can see this as having +2000 thumbs in a few hours
#734 to #715 - anon (04/08/2012) [-]
Well this post is 23 hours old, so it won't be on the frontpage anymore. Purescottish would have got more otherwise.
User avatar #712 to #705 - tiitsmcgeee (04/08/2012) [-]
epic
#719 to #705 - epaone (04/08/2012) [-]
My congratulations to you, sir
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#708 to #705 - purescottish **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#718 to #708 - Jameshaich (04/08/2012) [-]
+1 for the relevant roll
+1 for being Scottish (I assume with your name)
User avatar #76 - tonyri (04/08/2012) [-]
>Some guy has a crush on me
>Asks me to come to his house to watch a movie
>Seems like a pretty cool guy
>I want to sit closer to him
>Offers me his jacket
>OP is gay
#112 to #76 - whitefeathers (04/08/2012) [-]
OP of this thread has fluttershy a profile pic, conclusion OP is gay
User avatar #188 to #112 - eiad (04/08/2012) [-]
how the **** do i have a fluttershy profile pic?
User avatar #198 to #188 - ViXi (04/08/2012) [-]
He said OP of this thread, not content. Granted, usually op is poster of content, but when specified it can be original poster of whatever.
#199 to #198 - eiad (04/08/2012) [-]
oh i see..
now i just feel stupid
#268 to #112 - anon (04/08/2012) [-]
Or, OP is a girl.
#62 - auesis (04/08/2012) [-]
Pretty sure her intention was to be closer to you, dude.
#41 - eiad (04/08/2012) [-]
there you go FUNNYJUNK?
i fixed it just the way you want it to be
are you happy??
are you ************* happy?
User avatar #650 to #41 - ElegantSiren (04/08/2012) [-]
Bioware could learn something from this.
#797 to #650 - extremistavenger (04/08/2012) [-]
I see what you did there.
#43 to #41 - exzeth (04/08/2012) [-]
this pleases me
#49 to #43 - anon (04/08/2012) [-]
Me with your pic and my mouse.
Me with your pic and my mouse.
User avatar #3 - goodguygregmazz (04/07/2012) [-]
i honestly thought this comic was going down the i-keep-it-cold-so-i-can-see-her-hard-nipples path
#8 to #3 - iisammehii (04/07/2012) [-]






Yes, erect... tell me more...
#105 - deanm (04/08/2012) [-]
If she says i"it's cold in here" that means it's cuddle time
#77 - bslsk (04/08/2012) [-]
#57 - iRetaliate (04/08/2012) [-]
MFW OP doesn't realize that he just friendzoned himself
MFW OP is going to after this make another comic about how the girl ended up friendzoning him
#55 - Silver Quantum (04/08/2012) [-]
If only he knew...
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#119 - stizz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#128 to #119 - kranske (04/08/2012) [-]
uncle insanity, why are you yelling again?
#110 - bulldozah ONLINE (04/08/2012) [-]
That's what you get for dating a midget, OP.
#116 to #110 - anon (04/08/2012) [-]
That or an underaged girl
#54 - LtMcG (04/08/2012) [-]
Bro, she was trying to get you to move closer
#238 - lolfire (04/08/2012) [-]
"Hey, can I have your jacket?"
"Hey, can I have your jacket?"
#241 to #238 - yourdadsdad (04/08/2012) [-]
This may be useful.
This may be useful.
#225 - Welshhobo (04/08/2012) [-]
She wanted to cuddle

Pic related: Its OP.
#232 to #225 - darkroro (04/08/2012) [-]
Yeah she wanted to cuddle
#67 - iamphoenix (04/08/2012) [-]
That's why you start cuddling, which is what she intended in the first place.
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