This Can't go Wrong in Any Way. Tags are a lie.. I' m Bruce Ismail. My great grandpa was supposed to be on the titanic, but the night before, his friends threw him a going away party, and he got so drunk that he passed out and m No they are not
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - nightmaren
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My great grandpa was supposed to be on the titanic, but the night before, his friends threw him a going away party, and he got so drunk that he passed out and missed it.
If he didn't, I wouldn't be alive.
#120 to #4 - pistro
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Uhm... It's not the first time you post this, isn't it?
User avatar #245 to #120 - nightmaren
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I've commented this before, I post this on most Titanic posts I see, because people seem to think it's pretty cool.
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#101 to #4 - kvamster
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you could still be alive, not everyone on titanic died. just saying
User avatar #106 to #101 - sherealkiller
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Well, as long as his great grandpa wasn't a jerk or high class or something, he probably wouldn't be alive, because it was women and kids first.
User avatar #253 to #101 - nightmaren
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That's true in theory, but there are several things wrong with that.
1. The chances that he'd be in the same place he met my great grandpa at the same time he met her would probably be extremely small. He'd probably meet a different woman, so my grandpa would be completely different, which would make me dad completely different, which would make me a completely different person.
2. Even if he did end up meeting her again, it would add up to being seconds, or possibly days or something later to the moment my grandpa was conceived, causing a different sperm to fertilize my great grandma's ovaries or whatever, causing my entire lineage up to him to be thrown off, so they'd all be different people.
Technically yes, I'd still be alive, but I'd be a completely different person.
User avatar #254 to #253 - nightmaren
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my great grandma**
#43 to #4 - Demitorn
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Maybe, you have a mission to accomplish and a secret service protected your great grandfather but giving him roofies
User avatar #248 to #43 - nightmaren
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Probably.
#27 to #4 - xxdigitalxx
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that is incredibly lucky   
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that is incredibly lucky
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User avatar #251 to #27 - nightmaren
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If you want to get into the butterfly effect, prepare to be tripped.
Him not getting on the titanic, which resulted in my existence, also influenced the future of everyone who read my comment.
Any children anyone who read this comment has after reading it will have a different child than they would if they didn't, because in the three or four seconds it took them to read it, several of their sperm cells died, and several new ones were created.
Even if it's in 20 years, the moment they have the orgasm into their wife's vagina that conceives their kid would be that three or four seconds later than it would be in an alternate universe where they didn't read my comment.
In this universe their kid could have their mom's brown hair, and their dad's blue eyes, but in a universe where they didn't read my comment, they could have their mom's brown eyes and their dad's blonde hair.

If you respond with a long comment, my kid will be a completely different person than if you respond with a short comment, due to the time it takes to read.
#115 to #27 - elvarj
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Dat gif
#6 to #4 - fellthatsexydrop
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#203 to #6 - bawner
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**bawner rolled a random image posted in comment #3396875 at FJ Pony Thread ** this guy should not be alive
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User avatar #89 to #86 - itsyourkidsmarty
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that scene is the whole reason that I want to see titanic in 3d.
User avatar #184 to #89 - KwMclovin
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Really? I wanted to see some boobs in 3D
#47 - lordmuffin
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User avatar #62 to #47 - marooned
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you came to the wrong neighborhood, *****.
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#68 - kisushima
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"And this is Jackass"..?

You mean "Welcome to Jackass". I apologise, but I read it in Knoxville's voice and it just didn't make sense.
#70 to #68 - neoexdeath
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Sure...Kony...
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#155 to #124 - guvnaguy
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ironic how he survived ALL of those insanely dangerous stunts while sustaining many painful injuries, only to be killed by drunk driving, of all things

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User avatar #59 to #52 - dashdashdash
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wrong meme

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