best friends ever. . Mark 2 I have the best friends in the world. 4 I‘. -ours ago . Like . Comment El 2 people like this, Darla - aw. that s sweet., 4 hours ago
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best friends ever

Mark 2
I have the best friends in the world.
4 I‘. -ours ago . Like . Comment
El 2 people like this,
Darla - aw. that* s sweet.,
4 hours ago - Like
Mark I Relax, I was being sarcastic. My friends are complete
dick heads.
4 hours ago . Like
my - I would say we are complete geniuses!
4 hours ago . Like
Kati " What happened?
4 hours ago . Like
Mark I They renamed my dog and now he won' t respond to
man: when icall him.,
4 hours ago . Like
Kati " What? How does that work?
4 hours ago - Like
Mark I I left Max with Jerry and Jon while I was studying in
spain all semester and when I came back last night he wasn* t
really responding to his name. So then my tells me they had
been calling him Yahtzee all semester, so if he ever gets out I
have to run around the streets like a crazy guy yelling yahtzee,
4 hours ago . Like
Kati " loll complete genius.,
4 hours ago . Like
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#34 - ragingbrony (04/07/2012) [-]
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#37 - HolyArachnid (04/07/2012) [-]
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married, but Sex left me after I was married." The judge said, "Same here!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up next Thursday.

The other day I said to my psychiatrist, "You know, Doc, Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me forever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." The doctor said, "Look, mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend, so go get yourself a dog."
#92 to #37 - cruzslzr (04/07/2012) [-]
**cruzslzr rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at CMC and Pip **this is similar but more of a song
im not even sure if dubstep techno or rave
User avatar #93 to #92 - cruzslzr (04/07/2012) [-]
maybe it would help if i actually put the link www.youtube.com/watch?v=90BX2ewxEow
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User avatar #100 to #78 - rjgnal (04/07/2012) [-]
it ran off afterwards... read carefully
#38 to #37 - neroazzurri (04/07/2012) [-]
Mind Blown!
#41 to #37 - lavitts (04/07/2012) [-]
SO glad I didn't TL;DR.
#53 to #37 - Kejid (04/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #37 - diruslupis (04/07/2012) [-]
Well. ******* . Done. Son.
#8 - papaflower (04/07/2012) [-]
I'd rename it Marco
#39 to #8 - mjdjoy (04/07/2012) [-]
Thats my name... You don't know the feel.... Everybody says polo....
User avatar #42 to #39 - FuckingLugia (04/07/2012) [-]
I love that name, I'm naming my sons, Marco and Nemo, I applaud you for your badass name
User avatar #45 to #42 - mjdjoy (04/07/2012) [-]
Thank you! :D
User avatar #55 to #42 - Shadow Guardian (04/07/2012) [-]
Don't forget Waldo and Carmen.
#4 - supbiatches (04/07/2012) [-]
My overweight uncle has a dog named "Moo," she is always hanging around the block and I hear him yelling Moo in the middle of the street almost everyday.    
   
Mfw
My overweight uncle has a dog named "Moo," she is always hanging around the block and I hear him yelling Moo in the middle of the street almost everyday.

Mfw
User avatar #9 to #4 - thefunnyjunkers (04/07/2012) [-]
Uncle? She?
User avatar #10 to #9 - eternalcorn (04/07/2012) [-]
the dog is a she?
User avatar #11 to #10 - thefunnyjunkers (04/07/2012) [-]
Ahh, alright, Gotcha
#74 - jokervsbat (04/07/2012) [-]
Name the dog "syndrome"...then tell it to get down
Name the dog "syndrome"...then tell it to get down
#47 to #32 - madgerman (04/07/2012) [-]
**madgerman rolls 116** NEIN NEIN NEIN
#105 to #32 - tozence (04/07/2012) [-]
''Nachtzee'' means night sea in Dutch :P
#35 - cabtree (04/07/2012) [-]
Our cat's named Trouble, and every night I have to go out looking for him.
#88 - connorjay (04/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #68 - mushkaa (04/07/2012) [-]
Id name my dog grandpa, that way I could be all like "grandpa got out again",, "grandpa **** on the floor again", "grandpa got the neighbors poodle pregnant", "caught grandpa eating his **** again", or "had to put grandpa down last night"
#81 to #68 - triggathepirate (04/07/2012) [-]
Works better with "my penis"
Works better with "my penis"
#69 to #68 - thebluemoon (04/07/2012) [-]
Well done XD a thumb for you~
Well done XD a thumb for you~
User avatar #73 to #69 - mushkaa (04/07/2012) [-]
thank ya sir, lovin the name mate
#61 - magicspoon ONLINE (04/07/2012) [-]
Would've been better if the dogs name was sex...
#62 to #61 - nuclearnoodle (04/07/2012) [-]
I tried naming my dog Rape but my sister wouldn't let me.
So I went with Duke.
Hail to the king, baby.
User avatar #46 - swimmingprodigy (04/07/2012) [-]
**** Yahtzee, I wouldve named the dog Dickbutt
#2 - naeoro (04/06/2012) [-]
mfw
#13 to #6 - mcfrozen (04/07/2012) [-]
Always forget the name of that show (or whatever you'd like to call it)
Whats that picture from? xD
#19 to #13 - ballzacsbitch (04/07/2012) [-]
Zero Punctuation: Age of Conan   
   
 I think, I may be wrong but I want to look cool
Zero Punctuation: Age of Conan

I think, I may be wrong but I want to look cool
#20 to #19 - mcfrozen (04/07/2012) [-]
Thanks mate :D
#21 to #20 - ballzacsbitch (04/07/2012) [-]
No Problem
No Problem
#40 to #21 - superninjacookie (04/07/2012) [-]
Fixed
Fixed
#98 - lookatmyhouseofwax (04/07/2012) [-]
Well atleast be glad that they didn't rename it ****** .
Imagine OP running down the street, all like " WHERE'S MY ****** ?"
#70 - warmbuns (04/07/2012) [-]
> rename dog "			******		"   
> owner comes back to pick up dog after semester   
> owner calls dog my old name   
> tell owner dog's new name is "			******		"   
> dog runs out of house, owner is forced to run around neighborhood yelling "			******		"   
> ????   
> GENIUS   
owners face when you tell him dog's new name
> rename dog " ****** "
> owner comes back to pick up dog after semester
> owner calls dog my old name
> tell owner dog's new name is " ****** "
> dog runs out of house, owner is forced to run around neighborhood yelling " ****** "
> ????
> GENIUS
owners face when you tell him dog's new name
#24 - anotherponyaccount (04/07/2012) [-]
Yahtzee you say?
#31 to #24 - drmcninja (04/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, my first thought too.
User avatar #33 to #24 - darkingot (04/07/2012) [-]
You sir deserve a cookie
#63 to #24 - zeropunt (04/07/2012) [-]
**zeropunt rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Glee effects ** I thought the same thing.
#14 - wambamthankumam (04/07/2012) [-]
MFW my name is Jerry
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#23 to #14 - icantreadshit (04/07/2012) [-]
MFW my name is Yahtzee
#82 to #23 - fernand (04/07/2012) [-]
MFW my name is Mark
MFW my name is Mark
#65 to #23 - cowjuice ONLINE (04/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #102 to #23 - rjgnal (04/07/2012) [-]
i'm a yahtzee and i find this offensive.
#97 - blockman (04/07/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this.
User avatar #50 - potatopuncher (04/07/2012) [-]
name the dog "stains"
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