best friends ever. . Mark 2 I have the best friends in the world. 4 I‘. -ours ago . Like . Comment El 2 people like this, Darla - aw. that s sweet., 4 hours ago best friends ever Mark 2 I have the in world 4 I‘ -ours ago Like Comment El people like this Darla - aw that s sweet hours
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best friends ever

Mark 2
I have the best friends in the world.
4 I‘. -ours ago . Like . Comment
El 2 people like this,
Darla - aw. that* s sweet.,
4 hours ago - Like
Mark I Relax, I was being sarcastic. My friends are complete
dick heads.
4 hours ago . Like
my - I would say we are complete geniuses!
4 hours ago . Like
Kati " What happened?
4 hours ago . Like
Mark I They renamed my dog and now he won' t respond to
man: when icall him.,
4 hours ago . Like
Kati " What? How does that work?
4 hours ago - Like
Mark I I left Max with Jerry and Jon while I was studying in
spain all semester and when I came back last night he wasn* t
really responding to his name. So then my tells me they had
been calling him Yahtzee all semester, so if he ever gets out I
have to run around the streets like a crazy guy yelling yahtzee,
4 hours ago . Like
Kati " loll complete genius.,
4 hours ago . Like
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#14 - wambamthankumam
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(04/07/2012) [-]
MFW my name is Jerry
#72 to #14 - thesappho
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#23 to #14 - icantreadshit
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(04/07/2012) [-]
MFW my name is Yahtzee
#82 to #23 - fernand
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(04/07/2012) [-]
MFW my name is Mark
MFW my name is Mark
#65 to #23 - cowjuice
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#102 to #23 - rjgnal
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(04/07/2012) [-]
i'm a yahtzee and i find this offensive.
#37 - HolyArachnid
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married, but Sex left me after I was married." The judge said, "Same here!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up next Thursday.

The other day I said to my psychiatrist, "You know, Doc, Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me forever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." The doctor said, "Look, mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend, so go get yourself a dog."
#92 to #37 - cruzslzr
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(04/07/2012) [-]
**cruzslzr rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at CMC and Pip **this is similar but more of a song
im not even sure if dubstep techno or rave
#93 to #92 - cruzslzr
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(04/07/2012) [-]
maybe it would help if i actually put the link www.youtube.com/watch?v=90BX2ewxEow
#66 to #37 - ruinsage
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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******* epic
#78 to #37 - bronydude **User deleted account**
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#100 to #78 - rjgnal
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(04/07/2012) [-]
it ran off afterwards... read carefully
#75 to #37 - haruroizoku
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#53 to #37 - Kejid
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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#48 to #37 - diruslupis
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Well. *******. Done. Son.
#38 to #37 - neroazzurri
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Mind Blown!
#41 to #37 - lavitts
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(04/07/2012) [-]
SO glad I didn't TL;DR.
#34 - ragingbrony
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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#32 - internetshakespear
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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#47 to #32 - madgerman
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(04/07/2012) [-]
**madgerman rolls 116** NEIN NEIN NEIN
#105 to #32 - tozence
Reply 0
(04/07/2012) [-]
''Nachtzee'' means night sea in Dutch :P
#8 - papaflower
Reply +30
(04/07/2012) [-]
I'd rename it Marco
#39 to #8 - mjdjoy
Reply +9
(04/07/2012) [-]
Thats my name... You don't know the feel.... Everybody says polo....
#42 to #39 - FuckingLugia
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(04/07/2012) [-]
I love that name, I'm naming my sons, Marco and Nemo, I applaud you for your badass name
#45 to #42 - mjdjoy
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Thank you! :D
#55 to #42 - Shadow Guardian
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Don't forget Waldo and Carmen.
#68 - mushkaa
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Id name my dog grandpa, that way I could be all like "grandpa got out again",, "grandpa **** on the floor again", "grandpa got the neighbors poodle pregnant", "caught grandpa eating his **** again", or "had to put grandpa down last night"
#81 to #68 - triggathepirate
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Works better with "my penis"
Works better with "my penis"
#69 to #68 - thebluemoon
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Well done XD a thumb for you~
Well done XD a thumb for you~
#73 to #69 - mushkaa
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(04/07/2012) [-]
thank ya sir, lovin the name mate
#4 - supbiatches
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(04/07/2012) [-]
My overweight uncle has a dog named "Moo," she is always hanging around the block and I hear him yelling Moo in the middle of the street almost everyday.    
   
Mfw
My overweight uncle has a dog named "Moo," she is always hanging around the block and I hear him yelling Moo in the middle of the street almost everyday.

Mfw
#9 to #4 - thefunnyjunkers
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Uncle? She?
#10 to #9 - eternalcorn
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(04/07/2012) [-]
the dog is a she?
#11 to #10 - thefunnyjunkers
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Ahh, alright, Gotcha
#2 - naeoro
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(04/06/2012) [-]
mfw
#26 to #2 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE
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#28 to #26 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE
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#29 to #28 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE
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#30 to #2 - drcookiemonster
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#22 to #2 - andimac
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#6 to #2 - ballzacsbitch
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#13 to #6 - mcfrozen
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Always forget the name of that show (or whatever you'd like to call it)
Whats that picture from? xD
#19 to #13 - ballzacsbitch
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Zero Punctuation: Age of Conan   
   
 I think, I may be wrong but I want to look cool
Zero Punctuation: Age of Conan

I think, I may be wrong but I want to look cool
#20 to #19 - mcfrozen
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Thanks mate :D
#21 to #20 - ballzacsbitch
Reply +1
(04/07/2012) [-]
No Problem
No Problem
#40 to #21 - superninjacookie
Reply +2
(04/07/2012) [-]
Fixed
Fixed
#74 - jokervsbat
Reply +23
(04/07/2012) [-]
Name the dog "syndrome"...then tell it to get down
Name the dog "syndrome"...then tell it to get down
#46 - swimmingprodigy
Reply +23
(04/07/2012) [-]
**** Yahtzee, I wouldve named the dog Dickbutt