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#37 - fozism (04/06/2012) [-]
>Be like 10   
>Dog gets hit and killed by a car   
>Crying my eyes out   
>Mom offers to take me to McDonalds   
>okay.jpeg   
>Get to drive thru window.   
>Woman looks distracted and upset   
>Mom asks what's wrong   
>Says she hit and killed a dog with her car this morning   
>On my road   
>We get free drinks
>Be like 10
>Dog gets hit and killed by a car
>Crying my eyes out
>Mom offers to take me to McDonalds
>okay.jpeg
>Get to drive thru window.
>Woman looks distracted and upset
>Mom asks what's wrong
>Says she hit and killed a dog with her car this morning
>On my road
>We get free drinks
User avatar #271 to #37 - ziji (04/06/2012) [-]
.jpeg?
User avatar #276 to #271 - ziji (04/06/2012) [-]
****** I was asking what it stands for don't thumb me down..
User avatar #283 to #276 - fozism (04/07/2012) [-]
It's a file extension for an image. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JPEG
User avatar #284 to #283 - ziji (04/07/2012) [-]
Thanks
#279 to #276 - anon (04/07/2012) [-]
Don't tell me what to do!
#602 to #37 - TheDutchBoy (04/07/2012) [-]
>just chillin in my hood
>see beautiful pimp'd car
>goes, and check's it out
>get hit by car
>mfw i was dog

#197 to #37 - nippuhl (04/06/2012) [-]
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Only free drinks? The bitch should have given you as much free food was you wanted.
#70 to #37 - Her (04/06/2012) [-]
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#48 - thriteenkid (04/06/2012) [-]
ahhh facebook what went wrong
#86 to #48 - anon (04/06/2012) [-]
Facebook is edging closer and closer towards /b/ by this evidence.
User avatar #425 to #48 - zionsype ONLINE (04/07/2012) [-]
clean them
smell them
taste them
lick them
twist them
slap them
poke them


Technologic.
Technologic.
Technologic.
User avatar #498 to #425 - leandros (04/07/2012) [-]
Goddamn, i've been looking for the name of that song for a good month now, thanks bro.
#451 - flannelnleftpocket (04/07/2012) [-]
the next day mike will see this following him slowly on his way to work...
#456 to #451 - potatoinmyanus (04/07/2012) [-]
Dog, Bounty Hunter
#691 to #456 - kiwii (04/07/2012) [-]
MFW I saw your username o.o
#133 - racerj (04/06/2012) [-]
Lady- "What does he look like?"
Lady- "What does he look like?"
#463 - anon (04/07/2012) [-]
He did WHAT?!
#222 - balafas (04/06/2012) [-]
made me think of this
#10 - ironlion (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh so this guy likes "Smoking" dogs with his car? PAY HIM TO WASH THE FUR!?
Guys like this should burn in lava forever
User avatar #81 to #10 - profarnsworth (04/06/2012) [-]
I'm so confused how carl/misty is relevant to your comment. Carl would say something like friggen sweet! but then again if he was misty he would bitch to ash about someone hurting a poor pokemon and want ash to do something about it. I'm still confused.
#84 to #81 - ironlion (04/06/2012) [-]
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#39 to #10 - gameandwatched (04/06/2012) [-]
Agreed, 			*******		 hate people like that.
Agreed, ******* hate people like that.
#174 - jalaven (04/06/2012) [-]
People like mike are the armpit of human civilization.
People like mike are the armpit of human civilization.
User avatar #199 to #174 - mrpersonman (04/06/2012) [-]
I say the anus.

User avatar #203 to #199 - pineappletime (04/06/2012) [-]
more like the rectum, at least you can clean an anus for a short time.
#4 - hydromatic (04/06/2012) [-]
They're both assholes.
They're both assholes.
#652 to #4 - lordmoldywart (04/07/2012) [-]
Russell isn't, he's the good guy here
#564 to #4 - kevenb (04/07/2012) [-]
Agreed!    
>mfw "i smoked that 			******		.."
Agreed!
>mfw "i smoked that ****** .."
#95 - Danzig (04/06/2012) [-]
cheap and keeps the cops away
#59 - frostbitezt (04/06/2012) [-]
MFW "that lady should pay me for having to wash the fur out of my front wheel"
#28 - niggergigger (04/06/2012) [-]
Gun's don't kill people, uh uh, I kill people with guns!
#13 - nippuhl (04/06/2012) [-]
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What the dog was thinking before he got hit.
User avatar #18 to #13 - Monoge (04/06/2012) [-]
I can't escape that movie. The acting was so terrible it was funny XD
User avatar #19 to #18 - XboxJunky (04/06/2012) [-]
What movie is it?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Monoge (04/06/2012) [-]
"The Room."
#349 - twofacedent (04/07/2012) [-]
The way he says "N e one" takes up 7 characters counting spaces
the word "anyone" takes up six

Ergo, he would have saved space if he used the real word, not "shortening it" as he did.

Also, it makes him look like a retard
Also, he is a retard.
User avatar #475 to #349 - ilovehitler (04/07/2012) [-]
Let me shorten that for you.

Mike used more letters with his shortening of 'anyone' than the normal 'anyone', which makes him look like a retard, which is correct as he is retarded.
User avatar #357 to #349 - girguy ONLINE (04/07/2012) [-]
Thus making us use a grand total of 322 characters to point out this flaw.
#328 - saintlygrim (04/07/2012) [-]
<<<<Mfw
<<<<Mfw
#244 - thecoolstorybro (04/06/2012) [-]
his name is russell. this is all i could think of
#159 - lolzordz ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
#100 - Blue Blur (04/06/2012) [-]
That bastard.
#256 - cokeguy (04/06/2012) [-]
<- To the truck guy
User avatar #2 - idoitforthelolz (04/06/2012) [-]
he wants to go to big beautiful women
#8 to #2 - MadDanKiid (04/06/2012) [-]
Big breasted women
Big breasted women
User avatar #14 to #2 - mrredfield (04/06/2012) [-]
If you want chicken wings, you gotta go to the Big Black Women.
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