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User avatar #2 - Phurion (04/05/2012) [-]
Confusing it for a Flesh-Light
User avatar #24 to #2 - Laurelles (04/05/2012) [-]
Very good.
#18 to #2 - anonynot (04/05/2012) [-]
oh my **** i can't stop laughing
#34 to #2 - xshawnxsullivanx (04/05/2012) [-]
the thought of that sent an icy cold chill down my spine
#3 to #2 - nowimbecomedeath (04/05/2012) [-]
oh god i lol'd so hard
oh god i lol'd so hard
User avatar #1 - kathuzada (04/05/2012) [-]
Cutting a small hole into locker rooms
#29 - whoswho (04/05/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
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User avatar #212 to #29 - babyjesuspwnage (04/06/2012) [-]
whats that from? ive seen that gif so much. just dont know the movie.
#231 to #212 - candytaker (04/06/2012) [-]
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Watch it. WATCH IT NOW!!!
#234 to #231 - babyjesuspwnage (04/06/2012) [-]
netflix here i come...
User avatar #236 to #234 - candytaker (04/06/2012) [-]
It's not on Netflix Instant Watch, but here's a link I found for you!

www.sockshare.com/file/H0W7USMDE9CSSK
#239 to #236 - babyjesuspwnage (04/06/2012) [-]
...thank you sir...






...thank you sir...
#243 to #239 - candytaker (04/06/2012) [-]
I do what I can.
User avatar #232 to #212 - alecskiroux (04/06/2012) [-]
monty python
User avatar #9 - ThumbItUp (04/05/2012) [-]
Getting hunted down and assassinated by the government for having such technology.
#116 - steavo (04/06/2012) [-]
Gets a real lightsaber



Dismembers himself
#125 to #116 - Rascal (04/06/2012) [-]
***** .
#189 to #116 - ashur (04/06/2012) [-]
Gets a fake lightsaber.

Dismembers himself.
#175 - ninjabadger (04/06/2012) [-]
"Hey, can I have a lightsaber?"   
   
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"Hey, can I have a lightsaber?"

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#105 - ninjabadger (04/06/2012) [-]
&quot;Can I have a lightsaber?&quot;   
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"Can I have a lightsaber?"
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#32 - olivercloesoffs (04/05/2012) [-]
First thing i would do is pick a bar fight then be all like this.
First thing i would do is pick a bar fight then be all like this.
#57 to #32 - triggathepirate (04/05/2012) [-]
Aaaaaand this is how the dismemberment happens....
Aaaaaand this is how the dismemberment happens....
#159 to #57 - olivercloesoffs (04/06/2012) [-]
I would disgree

User avatar #166 to #159 - triggathepirate (04/06/2012) [-]
Eh? you really think some armor is gonna protect you from a lazer sword?
FJ LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE A BOOK REPORT!!! GIVE ME SOME SCARY PICS TO KEEP ME OFF THIS **** ! I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!
#167 to #166 - olivercloesoffs (04/06/2012) [-]
Ya with melee protection of 75% on. YA IT WIlLL
Ya with melee protection of 75% on. YA IT WIlLL
#20 - TheNewDudeMann (04/05/2012) [-]
> Reverse-engineer saber
> create hundreds of duplicates.
> open jedi academy.

#27 to #20 - stukka (04/05/2012) [-]
A jedi is not defined by their lightsaber.
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User avatar #44 to #33 - cattiestcss (04/05/2012) [-]
The difference is that all of the weight is in the handle and the force required in swinging would be different
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User avatar #23 to #20 - aldheim (04/05/2012) [-]
Mass dismemberment occurs.
#205 - chobo (04/06/2012) [-]
I would use it to cut my food up
User avatar #207 to #205 - mahnamesjakers (04/06/2012) [-]
DO WANT
#211 to #207 - whitewallsofalaska (04/06/2012) [-]
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.
#214 to #211 - Rascal (04/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3567804 at FJ Pony Thread **


relax, turn aroun and take my hand
#215 to #214 - whitewallsofalaska (04/06/2012) [-]
Nice to know someone knew what I was talking bout
Nice to know someone knew what I was talking bout
+1
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#129 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
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#91 - sightlysuperset (04/05/2012) [-]
**** that i will go back in time and give it to da vinci see what he can make out of it.
User avatar #93 to #91 - royalwerewolf (04/05/2012) [-]
and then Italy rules everything
#108 to #93 - kdyzol (04/06/2012) [-]
HAHA okay, with their fantastic military selves.
User avatar #110 to #108 - royalwerewolf (04/06/2012) [-]
and light sabers
this is akin to giving cave men guns
#112 to #110 - kdyzol (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh God, I understand now. The alpha kills literally EVERYTHING ELSE IN EXISTENCE.
User avatar #12 - mrcarpenter (04/05/2012) [-]
i would go in some persons house and cut everything perfectly in half and watch their reactions
#13 to #12 - lesbianlover (04/05/2012) [-]
including your self
User avatar #11 - dementedllama (04/05/2012) [-]
I'd start a logging business.
#26 - stukka (04/05/2012) [-]
Why isn't "vwing" an option?
#78 - yournewdad (04/05/2012) [-]
&gt;dark hood and cape get   
&gt;become vigilante   
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&gt;accidental dismemberment
>dark hood and cape get
>become vigilante
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>accidental dismemberment
#10 - ghostpenguin (04/05/2012) [-]
make toast.
#48 - Rascal (04/05/2012) [-]
well ****
#155 - AcidRain (04/06/2012) [-]
I'd probably drop it then it just continue to fall through the earth.
#158 to #155 - Twikki (04/06/2012) [-]
**Twikki rolled a random image posted in comment #114 at optical trollusion 1 ** Actually.. I think the way that it works is if you hold the button the blade comes up but if you let go of it the blade withdraws. That would explain the crazy flips and jumps..

Of course there's also when they throw it.. I must ponder on this quandary.
#170 to #158 - ishfunny (04/06/2012) [-]
I agree about the push and hold to use the blade, release to put it back. When they throw them, I just kinda figured they used the force to hold the button in.
User avatar #176 to #170 - Twikki (04/06/2012) [-]
Well I do believe that solved our problem. Yay!
#187 to #176 - ishfunny (04/06/2012) [-]
A thumb for you :3
User avatar #161 to #155 - gavinchase (04/06/2012) [-]
That was on Robot Chicken.
Also get a higher pH.
#117 - pinebugz (04/06/2012) [-]
what i would do with it
what i would do with it
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