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#46 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
[1] Girls are also weaker and it's harder for them to deal with pain.

[2] Giving birth can last for days, but getting kicked in the nuts only lasts a couple hours if it's not too serious.

[3] More woman have died from childbirth than men have from getting kicked in the nuts.

[4] Funnyjunk has become more about proving women wrong than having any actual funny content.

[5] I recently became a father. I don't know about you, but after seeing childbirth, I'd rather be kicked in the nuts than have an entire human being come out of my peehole.
#560 to #46 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
clearly you dont know anything since babies dont come out of a womans "peehole"
#443 to #46 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
After a kick in the balls, no man says he would like it to happen again.
After childbirth, give them some time and she will want to again
#465 to #443 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
Of course she will want to again, becaues you get a child out of it! A few days of ******* intense pain are worth it to have your own child.

Do you think any woman in her right mind would want to go through childbirth for no ******* reason than to just experience the pain?

I can't believe the stupidity of your logic.
#471 to #465 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
Yeah your logic is missing a bit too.
So a woman gets something good out of it.
Does the guy?
No just ******* pain
Sexist pig
User avatar #481 to #471 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
You've failed to see, and thus proven, my point.

I'm not sexist, I was actually explaining how men and women are more equal than your point stated.

Let's look at it this way.

If a guy got the most amazing gift ever by being kicked in the balls, I'm sure, they would consider it worth the immense pain to do it a few more times in their life.
The same goes for women in childbirth.


Now, if women gained absolutely nothing from childbirth they would sure as hell not want to do it again.
The same goes for men being kicked in the balls.

Logic. Think about it.
#485 to #481 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
Yes, which is why I say it is worse for guys, we don't live in that universe.
We live in the women get children and men get pain universe.
Therefore, in my eyes, men have it worse off.

Also, I'm all down for debate but does thumbing me down really make any ******* difference whatsoever?

User avatar #494 to #485 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
So, you're basing your logic on all the aspects of each scenario, not just the pain which was the basis of the original content.

Excuse me for not understanding your statements.



And I didn't thumb down your comments. Jerk.
#502 to #494 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
Sorry, thought it was you, seemed like a good guess, whoody ******* do.

And what I am ******* saying is that the guys pain is worse because they don't even have a consolation after the fact.

A woman can look at her baby with happiness after birth but a man can only cup his balls and feel sick
User avatar #506 to #502 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
Dude, I understand. I wasn't being sarcastic when I said Excuse me.

#507 to #506 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
Apologies, our conversation was still sour and in my mind you have been labeled with hate and I responded thusly
User avatar #511 to #507 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
No hard feelings.

I feel the same about you.
But it doesn't mean that I should be rude simply because I misunderstood the basis of your content.
Just because it's the internet doesn't mean we have to argue over everything

I misunderstood where you were coming from, and whilst I stand by my original statements, I see that we were in fact arguing over different things entirely.
#515 to #511 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
I am bitter and stubborn and refuse to be wrong.
I'm sure most arguments arise simply from different perspectives and comprehension of concepts.
Usually I try to be understanding but for some reason my tits were filled with rage.
Sorry bout that ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #517 to #515 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
Mine too.

No worries hey bro, it is a sensitive topic.

#520 to #517 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
Lol, I see what you did there....
User avatar #521 to #520 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
Pretty proud of that one.
User avatar #432 to #46 - noly (04/06/2012) [-]
come out of your peehole? looks like someone skipped human anatomy.
#287 to #46 - majorfaget (04/06/2012) [-]
Girls have a higher tolerance to pain
Girls have a higher tolerance to pain
#224 to #46 - xelihope (04/06/2012) [-]
Technically, that's not our peehole the baby is coming out of. We have 3 holes.
User avatar #171 to #46 - redmorn (04/05/2012) [-]
Women are actually proven to be more resistent to pain
User avatar #328 to #171 - benvolio (04/06/2012) [-]
I don't know if women are more resistant to pain, but I know that given all of the hormonal cocktails they have giving birth, they could probably shrug off a bullet. Well, that's probably an exaggeration, but you know what I'm going for.
#103 to #46 - mielad (04/05/2012) [-]
FJ is already going down the drain. Join Reddit. Much more ****** people.
User avatar #434 to #103 - noly (04/06/2012) [-]
I spend most of my time on reddit. Sometimes I come on here and the people. Oh my god the ******* people on this site. I know I'm going to get down voted to hell for this but I would rather deal with 9gagers. At least they have minds of their own with varying opinions.
+5
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User avatar #84 to #46 - qtipthegreat (04/05/2012) [-]
Mah boi! This comment is what all true warriors strive for!
#49 to #46 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
You're not the real father. She cheated on you when you went on that oversee business meeting. Also Shane is the father
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