The title is not diamonds. However, the tags are. WHOEVER SAID NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER TRIED TO TO A TREE.. >put water in a plastic bag >staple to tree (above the water so as not to let it leak out) Alternatively, >freeze a thin layer of water, about as thick diamonds
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#1 - creepingorion ONLINE (04/04/2012) [-]
>put water in a plastic bag
>staple to tree (above the water so as not to let it leak out)

Alternatively,
>freeze a thin layer of water, about as thick as the newest ipod nano or something like that
>carefully place against tree
>slowly, gently put nail through water and into tree
User avatar #10 to #1 - molestedshepard (04/05/2012) [-]
What if it had to specifically be liquid water, and you couldn't use ANYTHING but the staples? Where's your Jimmies Chrustler now?
#11 to #10 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
craft a ******** bucket, cup, or any other such object with staples, then fill it completely with water. Put the open side onto the tree and then staple the object to the tree.
User avatar #12 to #11 - molestedshepard (04/05/2012) [-]
How can you staple staples, it doesn't work like that, plus if you make anything you would have to use some type of adhesive to stick it, breaking the rules, next comer!
#28 to #10 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
knock down the tree,staple the water,it wont fall
User avatar #3 - lavitts (04/05/2012) [-]
"They say nothing is impossible. I do nothing everyday"
~I can't remember who
User avatar #6 to #3 - thedeadlykoala (04/05/2012) [-]
- Whinnie The Pooh*
#46 to #6 - lavitts (04/05/2012) [-]
Right! Thank you so so much!
#9 - Rukioish (04/05/2012) [-]
fill a ziploc bag with water   
   
staple to tree   
   
win.
fill a ziploc bag with water

staple to tree

win.
#14 - gameingkine (04/05/2012) [-]
Close Enough
User avatar #33 to #14 - MaximumMagnum (04/05/2012) [-]
that would be a nail...
User avatar #23 - Namezone ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
fill sandwich bag with water. staple top of bag to tree. there ya go, next?
User avatar #29 to #23 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
Evolve into a two-headed dinosaur with wings then fly around the world in 1 second and dance on the sun.
User avatar #32 to #29 - Namezone ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
ingest LSD.

keep it coming.
#35 to #32 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
cure cancer
User avatar #36 to #35 - Namezone ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
already been done by three people, actually.
User avatar #34 to #32 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
Do it without LSD. I shall keep it coming.
User avatar #38 to #34 - Namezone ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
it involves a few universal crossovers, into the X-Men one, for one thing.
#41 to #38 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
wat?
User avatar #45 to #41 - Namezone ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
with bizarre requests come bizarre answers.
User avatar #47 to #45 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
It wasn't even a request?
User avatar #24 - AlfredNeuman (04/05/2012) [-]
imagine a color outside the visible spectrum
#48 to #24 - anon (04/08/2012) [-]
it was beautiful
#21 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (04/05/2012) [-]
1) Put a staple n tree
2) Remove staple
3) Put water in hole
4) Put staple back in
5) ??????
6) Profit

You successfully stapled water to the tree.
User avatar #26 - mrgordons (04/05/2012) [-]
I can just picture myself walking through a forest and every ******* tree has a bag of water stapled to it...
#44 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
Put water in a ziplock bag. Staple to tree.
User avatar #43 - deluxedaddyrg (04/05/2012) [-]
try putting the tooth paste back in the tube
#37 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at do you... ** i dont get it
User avatar #31 - dinomyar (04/05/2012) [-]
There are only two things that are completely impossible.

To be nowhere.
And
To do nothing.

You are always somewhere in the universe, and a verb can always be applied to you so you are always doing something.
User avatar #39 to #31 - mcstorms (04/05/2012) [-]
False
You can be nowhere ever see the family guy episode where stewie and brian blew up the universe? They were just in a white space called nowhere. not part of our or any other universe.
User avatar #49 to #39 - dinomyar (04/09/2012) [-]
Then you are outside our universe, which is still somewhere.
User avatar #50 to #49 - stafflessmoses (04/11/2012) [-]
"Somewhere" is a concept, not a location, get it right -.-
User avatar #40 to #31 - dtox (04/05/2012) [-]
what if you don't exist?
#42 to #31 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
Name of my house: Nowhere
Name of my girlfriend: Nothing
I am now nowhere and doing nothing ^.^?
User avatar #30 - qwertyiskol (04/05/2012) [-]
i bet you could staple ice to a tree, and that is still water
#22 - guzzball (04/05/2012) [-]
Even if you just tried to staple liquid water to a tree, a very small amount of it would stay because of water's characteristic of sticking to things.
#20 - supermajinkidbuu (04/05/2012) [-]
**supermajinkidbuu rolled a random image posted in comment #3420445 at FJ Pony Thread ** i tried
i succeeded

User avatar #19 - randomnab (04/05/2012) [-]
Staple an ice cube to the tree?

n00bs
#27 to #19 - cocoram (04/05/2012) [-]
Please post a video of you trying to staple an ice cube. Show us all how amazing you are.
#18 - shadowgarm (04/05/2012) [-]
Wait pour water on tree. Water molecules rush down tree. put staple on wet area. You staples a molecule of H2O to the tree successfully. You mad scientist
User avatar #16 - outerspacebar (04/05/2012) [-]
Gat a plastic bag, fill with water, staple to tree
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