Go away. . Le me, derpina around at work, being an owl am. may quite. when a customer Appears. she looks around 25 or so. Perfect representation of expression,
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Le me, derpina around at work,
being an owl
am. may quite.
when a
customer Appears. she
looks around 25 or so.
Perfect
representation
of expression,
right there.
GIMME A PACK OF MARES*.
brand
cigarettes.
certainly, Ma'am, may I
please see your ID?
Hm, yes, polite.
THE **** no you MEAN I NEED TO
I ‘M LIVER 18
SHOW you ID? l
GODDAMNITT
sorry, but ID' s are
required for
cigarettes.
Even if you appear
OVER la. if you
appear UNDER a
certain age,
I have to card you.
Do you have your
ID on you?
NO, I ******* DON' T. I WASN' T
EXPECTING A LITTLE BITCH To ID
ME FOR WHEN I AM
OBVIOUSLY OLDER THAN 18.
aall
I' m sorry, out I am I DON' T T
not allowed to sell to HAVE MY GIMME MY
you without an ID. I' d ***** E I JUMP
be fired, Even though OVER D
you LOOK over 18, I BEAT
still need to ID BITE IVE
under. you w my I
SWEAR AND
If you some back with BEAT Us
an ID, I' d he happy to BITCH. AGER
sell them to you. AND HAVE -I TOO.
DON' T NEED
THAT
ANYMORE .
Dials 911 on phone .
next to register s
911? Hi, this is
the Diamond
Shamrock on Den:
st. Yeah, we have
someone over here
threatening me.
Told her I' d call
cops to have her
removed, she
still refuses.
Oh, really?
Great. Thanks,
bye.
*******
SELL TO
WAIT FOR WHAT? NOTHING IS
COMING YOU LYING BITCH.
BWI P BWI P
I *******
thought so.
Bitch.
doesn w do
Please remember that yelling,
and outright threatening us cashiers
we have the right to not sell to anyone.
And we will use that right quite often
because if we sell without TD,
after we asked and you didn' t have it...
we get fired. It isn' t worth it.
**** all of you who do this,
get called on you,
heckling,
**** , my good sirs and madams.
especially
I hope oops
too. Good day.
And it was
*******
hilarious.
...
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#53 - ragingbrony (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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-3 late teen males in an isle of the store (about 17-19 year old look)
-Our nicest manager walks by and says "Hey guys, how's it going?" (just being his normal friendly self
-The 3 guys start bickering, thinking our manager was spotting them out
-Start getting loud about it, causing a disturbance.
-A different, more serious manager comes and asks them to quiet down.
-They get louder
-Manager asks them to leave
-They leave...still being loud.
-3 guys in parking lot (me, my brother, and manager watching them on camera)
-They start bickering at each other
-Break out into a fist fight.

<Our faces when they started beating the **** out of each other because one of the managers said "Hi how's it going?" to them.
#2 - thepiratemonkey (04/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
The stupidity of random strangers continues to amuse me.
User avatar #46 - nukinzerambo (04/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Had a guy in my store today
family restaurant and everything so
Guy comes in and orders a canadian Bottle of beer
I stay quiet and wait for shift to start
Goes over the counter and grabs a menu (she had on in her hand ready to give to him)
Says that the price of wings in this place "suck elephant cock" (exact words)
Girl is getting worried and I look around
Orders food and bitches about how Unfair Canada has been to him and his family (he is a white Jamaican fellow, smelt like piss, weed, booze and broken dreams and prison rape)
Eats the wings and gobbles them down his sickly smelly gullet
says they suck
I busted a vein and looked him dead in the eye
"HEY! you retarded piece of monkey **** , Im a cook here and I can ******* garuntee you, you have the worst manners of anyone or anything EVER in my life! you treat the girl like ****
You call this place a **** hole when your piece of **** bar up the street barely makes rent, or a profit, and you wanna say that the wings suck?!
get bent you smelly old piece of trashy **** !
-He sits down and shuts up
-I walk in the back and sigh a huge relief
- Boss overheard me
-Assistant Manager heard me
high 5's all around after he paid and i was a hero.

Don't talk **** about my work, Or about the girl who is doing her job, putting up with assholes is no easy feat, and I forgot all my training in customer service over this.

Red thumbs inbound for being too long
#225 - twatmissile (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#481 - xxdigitalxx (04/05/2012) [+] (11 replies)
#484 to #483 - xxdigitalxx (04/05/2012) [-]
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#255 - herblegerble (04/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**** you Massi.
#172 - peacetrooper (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So a massive ******** of swearing makes a comic funny...
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#31 - jjholt ONLINE (04/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Dear lord.... is that... OC!?!   
   
   
TO THE FRONTPAGE WITH YE!
Dear lord.... is that... OC!?!


TO THE FRONTPAGE WITH YE!
#556 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
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#244 - norbit (04/05/2012) [-]
nice comic. this is me laughing at it.
nice comic. this is me laughing at it.
#196 - colorspill (04/05/2012) [-]
Ha-ha-ha another post about two females bitching at each other.

I'm just dying of laughter.
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#85 - braviary (04/05/2012) [-]
I'd like to apologize on behalf of my Mother, who often goes around stores on Sundays and tuts at people for no reason, then is pissy with the cashier

< mfw I'm trailing behind her apologizing to everybody
#580 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/05/2012) [-]
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#279 - thisotherdude (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#120 to #114 - dontreadmyusername (04/05/2012) [-]
What if you actually read all of the comic...

And realised their store policy is to card anyone who looks under 35?
#210 - thelamalord (04/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#175 - oxan (04/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>Work at EB
>Kids come in to buy CoD
>'Hey guys, do you have any ID on you saying you're over 15?'
>'Uh, no.'
>'Sorry guys, I can't sell it to you without ID or your parents.'
>Kids leave the store looking sad

This is how I make myself feel better when I'm sad.
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