Go away. . Le me, derpina around at work, being an owl am. may quite. when a customer Appears. she looks around 25 or so. Perfect representation of expression,
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Go away

Le me, derpina around at work,
being an owl
am. may quite.
when a
customer Appears. she
looks around 25 or so.
Perfect
representation
of expression,
right there.
GIMME A PACK OF MARES*.
brand
cigarettes.
certainly, Ma'am, may I
please see your ID?
Hm, yes, polite.
THE **** no you MEAN I NEED TO
I ‘M LIVER 18
SHOW you ID? l
GODDAMNITT
sorry, but ID' s are
required for
cigarettes.
Even if you appear
OVER la. if you
appear UNDER a
certain age,
I have to card you.
Do you have your
ID on you?
NO, I ******* DON' T. I WASN' T
EXPECTING A LITTLE BITCH To ID
ME FOR WHEN I AM
OBVIOUSLY OLDER THAN 18.
aall
I' m sorry, out I am I DON' T T
not allowed to sell to HAVE MY GIMME MY
you without an ID. I' d ***** E I JUMP
be fired, Even though OVER D
you LOOK over 18, I BEAT
still need to ID BITE IVE
under. you w my I
SWEAR AND
If you some back with BEAT Us
an ID, I' d he happy to BITCH. AGER
sell them to you. AND HAVE -I TOO.
DON' T NEED
THAT
ANYMORE .
Dials 911 on phone .
next to register s
911? Hi, this is
the Diamond
Shamrock on Den:
st. Yeah, we have
someone over here
threatening me.
Told her I' d call
cops to have her
removed, she
still refuses.
Oh, really?
Great. Thanks,
bye.
*******
SELL TO
WAIT FOR WHAT? NOTHING IS
COMING YOU LYING BITCH.
BWI P BWI P
I *******
thought so.
Bitch.
doesn w do
Please remember that yelling,
and outright threatening us cashiers
we have the right to not sell to anyone.
And we will use that right quite often
because if we sell without TD,
after we asked and you didn' t have it...
we get fired. It isn' t worth it.
**** all of you who do this,
get called on you,
heckling,
**** , my good sirs and madams.
especially
I hope oops
too. Good day.
And it was
*******
hilarious.
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#39 - dalebguy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#619 to #39 - xadakk (04/05/2012) [-]
^ How i feel too.
User avatar #617 to #39 - coustify (04/05/2012) [-]
over 270 thumbs and not a single reply? wat.
#618 to #617 - iFail (04/05/2012) [-]
Well, not anymore...
#2 - thepiratemonkey (04/04/2012) [-]
The stupidity of random strangers continues to amuse me.
#373 to #2 - funnnyjunkie (04/05/2012) [-]
and the high resolution of this picture amazes me!
#260 to #2 - PurpleSquirrel (04/05/2012) [-]
> be at home get in big fight with husband   
> he gets really mad, kicks me out and says he wants divorce   
> go in car for a drive to cool down, call from hospital, my dad died   
> really stressed out and sad, need a smoke   
> don't have anything but but a couple dollars in my pocket from the night before because husband kicked me out   
> go to gas station really pissed off and stressed, say "gimme a pack of marbs"   
> I'm clearly over 18, but bitch at counter asks me for ID cause i don't look over 35   
> Not in the mood for this 			****		, flip out   
> Bitch calls cops   
>MFW
> be at home get in big fight with husband
> he gets really mad, kicks me out and says he wants divorce
> go in car for a drive to cool down, call from hospital, my dad died
> really stressed out and sad, need a smoke
> don't have anything but but a couple dollars in my pocket from the night before because husband kicked me out
> go to gas station really pissed off and stressed, say "gimme a pack of marbs"
> I'm clearly over 18, but bitch at counter asks me for ID cause i don't look over 35
> Not in the mood for this **** , flip out
> Bitch calls cops
>MFW

#435 to #260 - lightninghedgehog (04/05/2012) [-]
wow that gif is hilarious
wow that gif is hilarious
User avatar #550 to #260 - crazypat (04/05/2012) [-]
You, yes you i want to ******* marry you just so i can be in your great presence.
#53 - ragingbrony (04/05/2012) [-]
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-3 late teen males in an isle of the store (about 17-19 year old look)
-Our nicest manager walks by and says "Hey guys, how's it going?" (just being his normal friendly self
-The 3 guys start bickering, thinking our manager was spotting them out
-Start getting loud about it, causing a disturbance.
-A different, more serious manager comes and asks them to quiet down.
-They get louder
-Manager asks them to leave
-They leave...still being loud.
-3 guys in parking lot (me, my brother, and manager watching them on camera)
-They start bickering at each other
-Break out into a fist fight.

<Our faces when they started beating the **** out of each other because one of the managers said "Hi how's it going?" to them.
#528 to #53 - howareyoudoing (04/05/2012) [-]
My brother, manager, and I were watching them on camera.
#556 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 00**
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User avatar #575 to #556 - derangedberger ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
**derangedberger rolls 29** can i cash in on this?
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#566 to #556 - TehNinja **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#583 to #566 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
1st 2 rolls make quads?
1st 2 rolls make quads?
#577 to #566 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 25**
**anonymous rolls 25**
#572 to #566 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 52**
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#459 to #399 - ninjazaku (04/05/2012) [-]
my face wouldve been more along these lines
#347 - franklinpierce (04/05/2012) [-]
First she was like, " **** the Police!"

Then she was like, " **** ! The police!"
#210 - thelamalord (04/05/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#228 to #210 - RiotXtimE (04/05/2012) [-]
:D
:D
#175 - oxan (04/05/2012) [-]
>Work at EB
>Kids come in to buy CoD
>'Hey guys, do you have any ID on you saying you're over 15?'
>'Uh, no.'
>'Sorry guys, I can't sell it to you without ID or your parents.'
>Kids leave the store looking sad

This is how I make myself feel better when I'm sad.
User avatar #183 to #175 - certifiedidiot (04/05/2012) [-]
In Denmark practicaly no one gives a crap about age limits, no one ever does when it comes to games and rarely when it comes to alcohol or cigarettes.
User avatar #185 to #183 - oxan (04/05/2012) [-]
Usually I don't. If the kid seems like a rude twat, I'll tell him he needs ID. If the kid seems mature and respectable, I'll usually let them get it without ID, as long as they /look/ like they're at an acceptable age.
User avatar #274 to #175 - harmphrey (04/05/2012) [-]
not only were you doing your job, you also made them smarter (for a day or so), and you saved the ears of millions of players.
User avatar #276 to #274 - oxan (04/05/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, I can't do anything if they have parents who are okay with it. I can try and prevent microphone sales, but that's the final line of defence.
#187 to #175 - blockman (04/05/2012) [-]
**blockman rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Painting Level 9000. ** ^ Hero
User avatar #189 to #187 - oxan (04/05/2012) [-]
Lol, why? Because I keep young kids away from CoD and Battlefield?
User avatar #195 to #189 - blockman (04/05/2012) [-]
Mainly for keeping kids and there childish behaviour from Xbox live.
User avatar #205 to #195 - oxan (04/05/2012) [-]
I do my part, xD.

You're welcome, bro.
#495 - enterstinky (04/05/2012) [-]
For those who are calling OP a bitch, I have to act in defense here, I got fired from a job for talking back to a rude customer, and it took me 6 months to find another job. It's not ******* worth it, I could have paid off a semester of school in those 6 months of working ):


Other then that, pic for the 'le'
#510 to #495 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
MFW my boss told me if a customer is an asshole just be an asshole back.
#172 - peacetrooper (04/05/2012) [-]
So a massive ******** of swearing makes a comic funny...
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User avatar #308 to #306 - janderp (04/05/2012) [-]
hmmm
cock
#624 to #343 - mrmoxie (04/06/2012) [-]
Lol nope.
#267 - roytmustang (04/05/2012) [-]
Marbs? I've never heard that...
#264 - goochmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
&gt;Walking around Wal-Mart with big a huge beard (i'm 19, btw)   
&gt;looking for something to buy for entertainment   
&gt; See $7 (£4.50) Blu-Ray bin. Browsing ensues.   
&gt; find 'This Is Spinal Tap'   
&gt; 			********		.jpg   
&gt;proceeds to check-out   
&gt; Cashier says, &quot;Do you have your I.D.?&quot;   
&gt; &quot;Um... no, i don't have my wallet with me.&quot; (i occasionally bring cash only)   
&gt; &quot;sorry, i can't sell this to you.&quot;   
&gt;mfw
>Walking around Wal-Mart with big a huge beard (i'm 19, btw)
>looking for something to buy for entertainment
> See $7 (£4.50) Blu-Ray bin. Browsing ensues.
> find 'This Is Spinal Tap'
> ******** .jpg
>proceeds to check-out
> Cashier says, "Do you have your I.D.?"
> "Um... no, i don't have my wallet with me." (i occasionally bring cash only)
> "sorry, i can't sell this to you."
>mfw
#225 - twatmissile (04/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #46 - nukinzerambo (04/05/2012) [-]
Had a guy in my store today
family restaurant and everything so
Guy comes in and orders a canadian Bottle of beer
I stay quiet and wait for shift to start
Goes over the counter and grabs a menu (she had on in her hand ready to give to him)
Says that the price of wings in this place "suck elephant cock" (exact words)
Girl is getting worried and I look around
Orders food and bitches about how Unfair Canada has been to him and his family (he is a white Jamaican fellow, smelt like piss, weed, booze and broken dreams and prison rape)
Eats the wings and gobbles them down his sickly smelly gullet
says they suck
I busted a vein and looked him dead in the eye
"HEY! you retarded piece of monkey **** , Im a cook here and I can ******* garuntee you, you have the worst manners of anyone or anything EVER in my life! you treat the girl like ****
You call this place a **** hole when your piece of **** bar up the street barely makes rent, or a profit, and you wanna say that the wings suck?!
get bent you smelly old piece of trashy **** !
-He sits down and shuts up
-I walk in the back and sigh a huge relief
- Boss overheard me
-Assistant Manager heard me
high 5's all around after he paid and i was a hero.

Don't talk **** about my work, Or about the girl who is doing her job, putting up with assholes is no easy feat, and I forgot all my training in customer service over this.

Red thumbs inbound for being too long
#51 to #46 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
how's concealed carry working over there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - nukinzerambo (04/05/2012) [-]
Family restaurant and my boss is a no guns no violence man
passifist which is admirable but still
i wanted to hit him.. the poor girls face made me wanna castrate him
User avatar #166 to #52 - cloudberry (04/05/2012) [-]
Wait wut? He says the wings are overpriced, he then starts to rant about his life, none of which I presume was aimed at you directly, so he wasn't a threat. Then he eats them and said they weren't very nice. So you had a massive ******* rant at him? Either you have a rather short temper, or you didn't write exactly what happened, because the man in my opinion doesn't seem bad enough to be called a monkey **** . But I call shenanigans! If I am wrong I will take it back with an apology. But prepared for red thumbs anyway.
User avatar #188 to #166 - nukinzerambo (04/05/2012) [-]
Sorry Ill be a tad more clear man, it was the fact he was a dick to the waitress and he ranted on and on about how great his ******* bar was.
His life, as a Jamaican, was really stupid and ust going on and on about how bad it was, with his wife and etc and how he hated women because of it etc.
The waitress and he offended the restaurant to a lesser etent, but her, being the waitress, was somewhat "green" at her job and she looked really scared of this skinny, drunk stoned man
User avatar #192 to #188 - cloudberry (04/05/2012) [-]
Ah, fair enough, you did what was right and I apologize :)
Good on you for saying that to him!
User avatar #198 to #192 - nukinzerambo (04/05/2012) [-]
Tbh Im surprised anybody even read that.
It was fairly longXD
and hey it is fine, it was my fault for not giving the initial and important parts of the story which made me justified.
Are you the OP?
User avatar #200 to #198 - cloudberry (04/05/2012) [-]
No, you can check who is OP by look in the top left corner at the top of the content :)
User avatar #206 to #200 - nukinzerambo (04/05/2012) [-]
ah right right, sorry about that.
Nice name, for some reason it reminds me of Paper Mario in the Cloud portion on the game.. dunno why aha
#244 - norbit (04/05/2012) [-]
nice comic. this is me laughing at it.
nice comic. this is me laughing at it.
#315 - drewbridge (04/05/2012) [-]
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#291 - kenwordo (04/05/2012) [-]
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#85 - braviary (04/05/2012) [-]
I'd like to apologize on behalf of my Mother, who often goes around stores on Sundays and tuts at people for no reason, then is pissy with the cashier

< mfw I'm trailing behind her apologizing to everybody
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