Damn cutomers.... .. you piece of , OP
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#400 - SubjectThree (04/05/2012) [-]
Confucius say:

"Nowadays, value of U.S. dollars always seems watered down."
#412 to #400 - thatsmevictory (04/05/2012) [-]
Bu-dum-chhh.
Bu-dum-chhh.
User avatar #430 to #412 - mmajunkie (04/05/2012) [-]
more like bu-dum-chsdhsdansoidnasoidnsaoidnsaiodnsoidnasoidnsoifdsfiuohdughias;ubni;ujnf;a nf;ojdnfkj;sfnajdajfndkj;nfa;djnkjnad;jfnds;kjnsa;kjfndka;fhdsufhdisufhdisufhdua hf;dsunsda;ugnasd;iuisaufasiudhaiuhaudha-chhh
#475 to #430 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
you genuinely made me laugh today, thank sir
User avatar #305 - bawsorama (04/05/2012) [-]
>hold plate and glass in place
>turn it over
>lift plate away from glass
>take out dollar bill
>drink water
jokes on him, he bought you a drink for over $20
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#425 to #422 - RykenX (04/05/2012) [-]
vice versa is how he put it in.
#429 to #425 - mmajunkie (04/05/2012) [-]
well no **** , Sherlock...
#435 to #429 - RykenX (04/05/2012) [-]
****		 man, cut me a break.
**** man, cut me a break.
#446 to #435 - mmajunkie (04/05/2012) [-]
Fair enough... have some cookieception.
#499 to #446 - thepiratemonkey (04/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm definitely going to make those now.
Yeah, I'm definitely going to make those now.
User avatar #517 to #499 - mmajunkie (04/05/2012) [-]
use the cookie mix you make from scratch, not the pre-made batter; as it doesn't stick to the oreo properly. Enjoy!
#151 - sinwraith (04/04/2012) [-]
>press cup on small plate
>flip over
>???
>mfw I now have 20$ and clean bar.
#158 to #151 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
40 dollars bub
#169 to #160 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
Stinkpalm biiiittttcccchhhh
Stinkpalm biiiittttcccchhhh
#90 - majorragerxxx (04/04/2012) [-]
>Throw glass
>Eat money
>Marry water
>Wear plate
#94 to #90 - ammastaro (04/04/2012) [-]
Yup, I'm on the internet alright
#467 - rtchris (04/05/2012) [-]
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#492 to #467 - kvnkvn (04/05/2012) [-]
you are now $40 richer.
#366 - ragingbrony (04/05/2012) [-]
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Just let it dry, only takes like 15 minutes to.

Good tipper.
#448 to #366 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Every fucking time **
#194 - monstamunchies (04/05/2012) [-]
Now hard mode.
#210 to #194 - rikusorax (04/05/2012) [-]
Mission complete.
#427 - fluffymcnutter (04/05/2012) [-]
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the ****** customers."
#408 - clunkybot (04/05/2012) [-]
God damn that clever mother ****** .
User avatar #262 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
>hold the plate to the cup
>turn it over
>fish the money out without spilling it
#386 - droctogonopuss (04/05/2012) [-]
Well played, ass. Well played.
Well played, ass. Well played.
#342 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #264 - chukkk (04/05/2012) [-]
That wouldn't be very hard to disarm, just flip the glass with the sauser still covering it up...
#292 to #264 - homelessgus (04/05/2012) [-]
super glue the plate to the counter, now its unavoidable
super glue the plate to the counter, now its unavoidable
User avatar #238 - Crispin (04/05/2012) [-]
1.) Grab Plate and drink
2.) Flip plate over
3.) Free Drink + 20 Bucks
4.) ???
5.) Profit
User avatar #259 to #238 - bigdaddyblade (04/05/2012) [-]
Wouldn't the $20 be the profit?
#242 to #238 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
Exactly what I was thinking.
User avatar #246 to #242 - laserrainbowpenis (04/05/2012) [-]
theres actually like 30 or 40 bucks in there ... i cant tell what the second bill is... but thumbs for the amazing plan
#247 to #246 - rikusorax (04/05/2012) [-]
derr it's a $0 bill
#250 to #247 - laserrainbowpenis (04/05/2012) [-]
is that so? you must be a genious
is that so? you must be a genious
User avatar #307 - cmcghie (04/05/2012) [-]
>Have really stupid bartender
>Decide to play a prank on said stupid bartender
>Feel bad about taking advantage of person with IQ of 13, so $20 will make up for it.
>Watch from parking lot for reaction
>Bartender rips pants off
>Bartender buttplants onto glass, anus bleeding badly
>Bartender ***** furiously, hitting other customers with shards of **** glass
>Bartender reaches into bloody anus to retrieve $20
>Bartender acts like nothing happened
>Looks over at me, "JOKES ON YOU ************ "
>Live in basement for rest of life, fearful of outside world
#330 to #307 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
Dafuq
#346 to #307 - odaer (04/05/2012) [-]
why must you remind me of one man one jar?
#314 to #307 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
What have you done D:
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#358 - tommygunntyler (04/05/2012) [-]
**tommygunntyler rolls 22**
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