oh god why. have a nice day in newest upload. FFCCFF UGUU UGUU UGUU UGUU. I guess she got caught... Red handed
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#16 - Onemanretardpack (04/04/2012) [-]
I guess she got caught... Red handed
User avatar #30 to #16 - justsayingdawg (04/04/2012) [-]
hahaha this guy^
#21 to #16 - thebigpig (04/04/2012) [-]
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
#4 - capitanblackjack (04/04/2012) [-]
as a man, this is a frequent problem for me

#125 - xzenoo (04/04/2012) [-]
>I suffer of hematophobia
>Doing stuff in the dark with gf
>Dive in to give oral like baus
>Tastes weird, gonna turn on the lights
>Go ******* insane as i realize my face covered in blood
>Run around like a bitch
>Trip over, bang my head in the wall, pass out
>Wake up, seeing mother stare into my eyes, next to my ******* embarrassed gf
>Realize face still covered in blood
> **** my life
#495 - tesslacrypt (04/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #364 - CrushOrange (04/05/2012) [-]
Dont you just hate when you forget you have ketchup in your vagina :/
#367 to #364 - CrushOrange (04/05/2012) [-]
Oh wait. thats blood
User avatar #390 to #367 - KobraKidd (04/05/2012) [-]
Still good on fries.
User avatar #101 - sXeknockout (04/04/2012) [-]
This has happened to me.
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#120 to #101 - lazaman (04/04/2012) [-]
I know its a natural function of your body and you can't help it.. But its still rather icky... just saying
User avatar #156 to #120 - sXeknockout (04/05/2012) [-]
It was gross after I realized and what's even worse is that I licked my fingers and then that's when I realized it.... Horrible day.
User avatar #170 to #156 - lazaman (04/05/2012) [-]
oh.. -gag- oh god nasty..
#104 to #101 - sirensinger (04/04/2012) [-]
I feel your pain....
#109 to #101 - Equal (04/04/2012) [-]
Dude... me too. D:
#48 - auesis (04/04/2012) [-]
One of my friends had a worse problem that ended up looking like that. He was getting busy with the missus, and when she "assisted" him, her nail caught something. It's hard to describe, but you guys should know what I mean. It's the fleshy part on the underside of the penis, sort of elastic, runs down the middle underneath. Yeah, she snapped that with her nail. I guess it was the adrenaline and the darkness, but neither of them noticed, and when he got around to actually getting on with it, he thought something was wrong. Lights turn on and bam, blood EVERYWHERE. He still has trouble urinating.   
   
>MFW I heard this story
One of my friends had a worse problem that ended up looking like that. He was getting busy with the missus, and when she "assisted" him, her nail caught something. It's hard to describe, but you guys should know what I mean. It's the fleshy part on the underside of the penis, sort of elastic, runs down the middle underneath. Yeah, she snapped that with her nail. I guess it was the adrenaline and the darkness, but neither of them noticed, and when he got around to actually getting on with it, he thought something was wrong. Lights turn on and bam, blood EVERYWHERE. He still has trouble urinating.

>MFW I heard this story
User avatar #226 to #48 - orangekayla (04/05/2012) [-]
My dick shriveled up as I read this. And I'm a female.
#146 to #48 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
she ripped his banjo string
User avatar #76 to #48 - litobahamas (04/04/2012) [-]
GODDAMN. btw it's the frenulum
#55 to #48 - joeisboss (04/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #48 - doctornick (04/04/2012) [-]
My dick shrivled while reading this.....
#346 - Rukioish ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
#480 - aberrant (04/05/2012) [-]
Holy Period Batman!
Holy Period Batman!
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#459 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
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And I helped....
#448 - twatmissile (04/05/2012) [-]
the seas are rough today, capt'n
User avatar #352 - TheseChocodiles (04/05/2012) [-]
Every single girl knows how true this is.
#211 - jakekel (04/05/2012) [-]
Plese tell me that is not a common thing for girls.
Plese tell me that is not a common thing for girls.
#236 to #211 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
Yes sadly. Its hard to tell.
User avatar #225 to #211 - caluchi (04/05/2012) [-]
Sorry, bro. Just be glad that your penis doesn't start spewing blood in the middle of jacking off
#253 to #225 - thejokermf (04/05/2012) [-]
You raise and excellent point.
User avatar #410 to #225 - meganinja (04/05/2012) [-]
that would be epic... until i passed out from blood loss.
User avatar #251 to #225 - icecreamboy (04/05/2012) [-]
That happened to me once, and when I pissed. UTI's really suck.
#116 - Silver Quantum (04/04/2012) [-]
yeah, that's what daddy likes
#40 - beffen (04/04/2012) [-]
Awkward moment when this happened, but my boyfriend was the one who figured it out... by looking down...
Awkward moment when this happened, but my boyfriend was the one who figured it out... by looking down...
#71 to #40 - edgeonaboat (04/04/2012) [-]
happens to me all the time...
#36 - ganer (04/04/2012) [-]
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