Surprize. . T wonder where my parents hid my Nintendo Controllers Maybe they' re in this drawer. What happened to me Time of my Life
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#8 - mexeuphemism (04/04/2012) [-]
>Be a father with a son   
>Keep fake adoption certificates on top of porn   
>one day son is going through my stuff   
>			******		 almost found my porn   
>Sees fake adoption certificate   
>Little pussy starts crying and runs off   
>That will teach him to go through my 			****		   
>MFW he never found my porn
>Be a father with a son
>Keep fake adoption certificates on top of porn
>one day son is going through my stuff
> ****** almost found my porn
>Sees fake adoption certificate
>Little pussy starts crying and runs off
>That will teach him to go through my ****
>MFW he never found my porn
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#21 to #8 - captchas (04/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #190 to #161 - codyturner (04/05/2012) [-]
thats what happens when youre too "lazy" to change the channel on the TV
#1 - icecreamboy (04/04/2012) [-]
What happened to me
#24 to #1 - nekyderp (04/04/2012) [-]
Lucky you
#163 to #1 - olyrao (04/05/2012) [-]
>be in friends house
> he's up stairs getting stuff to go to my house
> grabs school bag
> open all the pockets
> turns school bag upside down
> shakes the bag
> a bag of dildos and vibrators fall out
>mom walks by
> casually picks them up
> runs up stairs
>mfw my friend dumped 12 different vibrators and dildos out of the school bag

#158 to #1 - julesk (04/04/2012) [-]
haha you had to google dildos to find this
haha you had to google dildos to find this
#55 to #1 - mffinmanu (04/04/2012) [-]
This is OP we're talking about. had to be done
#184 to #55 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #1 - KingMH (04/04/2012) [-]
And that's just in your dad's drawer
#136 to #5 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
no its ops drawer
User avatar #108 to #5 - dreamthrow (04/04/2012) [-]
Can you guess what was in his mom's drawer?
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User avatar #170 to #5 - eldorito (04/05/2012) [-]
Does his dad have his name on the keyboard between I and [?
User avatar #224 to #5 - xponyonfirex (04/05/2012) [-]
accually that's not a drawer at all

it is a table
#135 - jorgefuber (04/04/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at 4chan You So Silly ** his real parents
#259 - javidmanlyman (04/05/2012) [-]
>Be 7 years of age
>My ****** mom stoler my gba and hid it "because I don't read enough"
>Looking for it around my moms room while my mom is downstairs with guests
>Find massage oils aka lube put them in pocket
>go downstairs and cry infront of my mom and guests to give me back my gba.
> Says she will give it to me when i read for atleast 3 hours.
> ******** .png
> Take out lube out of pocket and cry "Look mommy i can read, "SENSUAL MASSAGE BODY OIL"
> My aunt dies of ******* laughter
>Mom beats the **** out of me when guests leave
>Wondered why she beat me for years.
mfw I just remembered and understood this scene from 9 years ago
#326 to #259 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
your mom is a ****** for beating little children, shame on her.
#260 to #259 - javidmanlyman (04/05/2012) [-]
stole*
User avatar #171 - poopburritoz (04/05/2012) [-]
I would cry too if I couldn't find my controllers either
#308 - gtmustang (04/05/2012) [-]
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#270 - goochmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
**goochmaster rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at Nuclear explosion **

mfw I'm adopted
#268 - SuperCookie (04/05/2012) [-]
Yeah...I remember when I was adopted.....
#267 - geeksunited (04/05/2012) [-]
he's only crying cause he didnt find the controllers
he's only crying cause he didnt find the controllers
#93 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
#107 - primecrime (04/04/2012) [-]
This same thing happened to me! Except replace the adoption paper with dildos.
#82 - skuser (04/04/2012) [-]
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#282 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #501 at tf2 comp 2 ** <his real parents
User avatar #40 - SirPrize (04/04/2012) [-]
Finally my username is relevant
#299 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
&quot;Knock knock&quot;   
-Who's there?-   
&quot;Not your parents!&quot;
"Knock knock"
-Who's there?-
"Not your parents!"
#288 - RodasAPC (04/05/2012) [-]
Nothing to do here.
Nothing to do here.
#37 - sammyjankiis (04/04/2012) [-]
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Your reaction
#258 - TerrellStahl (04/05/2012) [-]
**TerrellStahl rolled a random image posted in comment #279 at Oh fuck! ** MFW i found my moms vibrator
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