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Alpha as fuck. Are you bad enough to reject a desperate chick?. f a Anonymous ( T ) 22: 35 ifound /fit/ and start working out a while ago, cut calories way down

Are you bad enough to reject a desperate chick?

f a Anonymous ( T ) 22: 35
ifound /fit/ and start working out a while ago, cut calories way down
Most about
meisters friend that has always been a cunt starts flirting with me
sshe' s fat, always has been fat
sshe asks me to take her on a date
4 refuse
sshe gets pissy
ways later playin vidya drinking with my sister
phatty comes in and touches my back, tells me she' s surprised how strong We gotten
signers her
sshe says "we should go on a date it would be fun"
bl tell her i' m not interested, my sister laughs. drunk off her ass
phatty goes into full rant mode
Hm playing Gran turismo, don' t catch the whole thing
sshe says something like "just because you' re skinny now doesn' t mean you could treat me this bad___ it' s what' s on the inside that counts"
bl stutter out ''I know__ l___ l d__ don' t like cake anymore"
mister keels laughter, herfra friend stomps into sisters room, haven' t seen her since
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User avatar #1 - hazardman (04/04/2012) [-]
>Fat bitch says only what's inside counts
>doesn't hit on friend's bro until AFTER he gets fit
User avatar #34 to #1 - yacca (04/05/2012) [-]
Scumbag Fat bitch!
User avatar #11 to #1 - PubLandlord (04/04/2012) [-]
women ...
#12 to #1 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
fatties...
#22 - handyofdoom (04/04/2012) [-]
MFW when fat chick gets pissed off when a guy won't date her
#24 - orendil (04/04/2012) [-]
**orendil rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at Owned ** He's lucky. Had this really strange big girl hit on my freshman year of highschool. When I put her down nicely, she came to me a few weeks later showing me cuts on her wrist saying I caused it, and keeps texting me every year or so, even now...
#141 to #24 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
her
her
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#32 to #24 - spankyx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#33 to #32 - orendil (04/04/2012) [-]
Every single year on my birthday she calls me asking if I changed my mind ><"
#38 to #33 - gergen (04/05/2012) [-]
You could sue the pants off of her for harassment. That'll give her something to cut herself over.
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#47 to #38 - spankyx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#60 to #47 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
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#35 to #33 - spankyx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #35 - orendil (04/05/2012) [-]
Actually thought about it just about... Well, every year >.> If she calls me in 4 days, (Birthday) I'm changing my number, if she still calls me next year, getting the cops involved.
#91 to #51 - astickywhale (04/05/2012) [-]
or you couldve been as epic as one thread as i saw on 4chan. (idk if i save the pic or not) but he broke up with a girl and she was a bitch so he dedicated himself to send her a simple message saying "I hate you" everyday for a long time. he kept it up for a year and 3+ months and eventually she just went insane.

cant find the pic but it was great!
#39 to #24 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
You must be pretty strong to put her down nicely, even carry her at all.
User avatar #42 to #39 - lordherpderp (04/05/2012) [-]
oh god lol
#151 - stripeygreenhat (04/05/2012) [-]
Sometimes people are still healthy even if they have fat on them. This is especially true with body builders and people who have large skeletal frames.
<Pic very related.
#192 to #151 - lazaman (04/05/2012) [-]
My dad is the bear fighting one.. Hes a little old now.. but he still is 			*******		 strong.. he says that at his Peak he was strong, quick, good stamina, and was kick ass.. those aren't his exact words but im summing it up.. He has no neck, he is barrel chested, and is 			*******		 awesome.. i love my dad..    
but now he works at an IT company and designs software... Its really weird seeing him in a suit shirt..
My dad is the bear fighting one.. Hes a little old now.. but he still is ******* strong.. he says that at his Peak he was strong, quick, good stamina, and was kick ass.. those aren't his exact words but im summing it up.. He has no neck, he is barrel chested, and is ******* awesome.. i love my dad..
but now he works at an IT company and designs software... Its really weird seeing him in a suit shirt..
#169 to #151 - Gravehopper (04/05/2012) [-]
both are hard to achieve...
both are hard to achieve...
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#175 to #151 - spankyx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#180 to #175 - beefynugglet (04/05/2012) [-]
My body is starting itself to the Bear Mode. Girlfriend loves it, but the majority of women who are wicked skinny and, to be honest, ******* retarded look at me and call me fat.

MFW
#185 to #175 - vivismabit (04/05/2012) [-]
I'm just commenting because of your pic.
I'm just commenting because of your pic.
User avatar #209 to #175 - tezel ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
/wallpaper. Thank you
#15 - dahpwnerofu (04/04/2012) [-]
This isn't really alpha. I mean, who really wants to be in a relationship with a fat cunt? Not me.
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User avatar #8 - hagletrough (04/04/2012) [-]
You know...if someone's fat that probably means that he/she makes unhealthy food choices and is too lazy to do anything about it. In my opinion that's a character flaw: laziness and lack of motivation. Not caring about your physical well-being isn't exactly a sought-after trait either.
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User avatar #87 to #80 - hagletrough (04/05/2012) [-]
I know there's variations and exceptions. One my of best friends is overweight but he works out and eats as much as I do. But there's a difference you can tell between someone who's unhealthy and someone who's just bulky.
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#139 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
I cant even gain weight...i ******* hate being a twig. i used to exercise 5 times a week to gain muscel but i just got skinier
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#157 to #139 - spankyx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #159 to #157 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #164 to #139 - Gravehopper (04/05/2012) [-]
hm, I was very skinny but after I came to canada I gained so much weight... (by so much I mean I can't see my abs and have +30pounds...) I dislike it and I am pretty sure its the food because my lifestyle didn't change. Where are you from?
User avatar #165 to #164 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
washington usa what age did u start to gain weight
User avatar #171 to #165 - Gravehopper (04/05/2012) [-]
16-17ish
User avatar #174 to #171 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
matabalism would slow down around then
User avatar #177 to #174 - Gravehopper (04/05/2012) [-]
I mean I am not horribly overweight but I could stand to loose some body fat. I am about 6 ft tall and am 185 pounds. You might say that weight is ok, but I am not very muscly and the weight largely comes from fat... I did sit around and eat a lot of junk food this year...
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User avatar #201 to #139 - toosexyforyou (04/05/2012) [-]
Protein bro
User avatar #197 to #139 - lazaman (04/05/2012) [-]
We should trade some body comp.. I'm 15, 6' 2" and 210 Lbs.. But recently most of my weight turned to muscle because of all the testosterone Pumping.. so im at this middle ground thing.. im strong.. but fat.. and i can't loose weight easily.. **** dude. why can't ******* nature balance better...
User avatar #195 to #139 - lecherouslad (04/05/2012) [-]
Finally! a problem i can solve with Bacon!

#152 to #139 - vipersixtyfour (04/05/2012) [-]
I don't want to be fat, just more than 130 lbs. I'm 6 ft. tall and skinny as **** . Played football in high school, worked out like a beast and ate a ton of good food. Gained maybe 3 oz.

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#170 to #152 - spankyx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#199 to #152 - tonybony (04/05/2012) [-]
Dude, how skinny are you? I'm 6'5" and 170 and I'm skinny as **** !
User avatar #158 to #152 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
180 but 6,4 so it evens out
#166 to #158 - vipersixtyfour (04/05/2012) [-]
The weight... Want the weight...
#204 to #158 - lecherouslad (04/05/2012) [-]
*the following is Irrelevant*
I'm 6'4" as well, and when I last visited Mexico, I felt.. like i was in a Negro midget colony
<-- the looks I got
#143 to #139 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
I suppose it's better than being a fat-ass like me..
#145 to #143 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
sometimes...i dont even know
User avatar #161 to #139 - Spavaloo (04/05/2012) [-]
People like you and me have to embrace the insane metabolism we ended up with in the genetic lottery. Eat whatever the hell you want, in almost any quantity, until you're 25.
User avatar #181 to #161 - LTB (04/05/2012) [-]
Theres never been a time in my life I havent been able to see my ribs, and I love eating, so its a great combo.
#16 - IAMSTEEEVEE (04/04/2012) [-]
this joke is 100000000 times better if you lurk /fit/
User avatar #20 to #16 - blokrokker (04/04/2012) [-]
Is this a more board-specific joke? (Never been on /fit/- I'm a fat **** )
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#46 to #20 - mynameisderp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#25 to #20 - IAMSTEEEVEE (04/04/2012) [-]
yeah ish there are alpha stories on other boards but /fit/ is the king of alpha stories this is average too ive read some ones where ive burts out laughing
#98 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
mfw I have trouble gaining weight.
User avatar #102 to #98 - CargeLock (04/05/2012) [-]
You have a ******* gift.
Cherish that **** .
User avatar #103 to #102 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
I fight it. I just started working out and doing an extra 1000 calories and 60g of protein in a home made mass gainer shake like 2 weeks ago. Hoping to gain 15lbs over summer.
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#105 to #103 - spankyx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #110 to #105 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
lol all the sharks that live by me are like 6' max. They bite your foot. You stop surfing for 3 months. Then go back at it. Most shark bites in the world but least shark bite deaths. I'm ok with that.
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#127 to #103 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #130 to #127 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
Yea I have no problem working out consistently I've just been without a job to afford protein rich diet. All set now though.
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#131 to #130 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #134 to #131 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
Yea I just missed that being 20 lol.
User avatar #126 to #103 - superpower (04/05/2012) [-]
woah woah woah...
Homemade mass gainer? What's in it?
User avatar #128 to #126 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
I use regular whey powder (cause it's half the price of and lasts twice as long as a mass gainer protein), 1 cup of oats, 1.5 cups of milk, and 4 tbspoons of peanut butter.

If you can't afford the protein powder just do 2 cups of milk and you're only sacrificing 130 calories and 24g of protein you can make up with egg whites or more peanut butter/oats/milk.



User avatar #133 to #128 - superpower (04/05/2012) [-]
Just bought a lot of muscle milk so I';m good on the protein powder thanks though. My city recently built a GNC across from where I live, but only bought Creatine and protein from them. Wanted to check out the mass gainer but it's twice as much as anything else in the store.

PS: you just mix all the stuff together and eat it?
PPS: how much protein powder?
User avatar #135 to #133 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
I do one scoop (1 serving) of Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard 100% Whey (Mocha Flavored) and then you just put it all in a blender or "magic bullet" and mix it and drink it.

You can get a giant container of all natural plain dry oats (Quaker brand) for like $5. Peanut butter and milk isn't bad priced either.
User avatar #138 to #135 - superpower (04/05/2012) [-]
Thank you good sir.
User avatar #140 to #138 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
No problem brosef
User avatar #136 to #135 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
If you mix in ice it will be thicker like a milk shake. You might need a spoon towards the end to fish out the remaining oats. Don't let them go to waste though they're high calorie/protein.
User avatar #107 to #103 - CargeLock (04/05/2012) [-]
That's what's up. Stick to it, man. But I still think you have a gift. I'd much rather be a bit underweight than obese.
User avatar #114 to #107 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
Yea I can totally sympathize with that.
#132 to #98 - thenewnuggubler (04/05/2012) [-]
wanna trade?
#17 - painballwiz (04/04/2012) [-]
Mfw I realize there aren't nearly enough /fit/ posts on funnyjunk.
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User avatar #168 to #19 - painballwiz (04/05/2012) [-]
Yer da best bro. I'mma subbin.
#167 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Eyegasm ** MFW that face remind's me of Kevin Smith.
User avatar #178 - Parasitist (04/05/2012) [-]
...i somehow didnt read the line mentioning the sisters friend, so this entire time i thought the sister was hitting on him...
#183 to #178 - catsattackagain (04/05/2012) [-]
You've been on /b/ too much
#41 - cancerofourchan (04/05/2012) [-]
The thing about fat people is that it reflects what's on the inside, no one
wants to be fat but they lack the willpower to change so I automaticly know that they have little determination and will.
User avatar #44 to #41 - hchambers (04/05/2012) [-]
I have never even though of it that way, but now that I have, you are absolutely right.
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#62 to #41 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
if this is you in the pictures is you were fine at 140 and 132 and all i have to say about 124 is DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNN!!!!!!
#64 to #62 - cancerofourchan (04/05/2012) [-]
nah not me but i saved it because its amazing how much of a change
she made
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User avatar #182 to #41 - blackberryjack (04/05/2012) [-]
HIT 132-185, Jack likes some meat on them bones
#50 to #41 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
You just read me completely. Hell, I'm too lazy to even log in right now.
#53 to #41 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
or they have a genetic issue that causes freak metabolisms, my mom went on a diet, gained 10 lbs and became anemic, she need vitamins to stay nourished.  Im the fattest of all my friends and family, and i eat the least, and am most active.  Pic is my face when you dont know what your talking about.
or they have a genetic issue that causes freak metabolisms, my mom went on a diet, gained 10 lbs and became anemic, she need vitamins to stay nourished. Im the fattest of all my friends and family, and i eat the least, and am most active. Pic is my face when you dont know what your talking about.
User avatar #86 to #53 - wherestheknech (04/05/2012) [-]
i just saw your last response i'm sorry i jumped the gun
User avatar #84 to #53 - wherestheknech (04/05/2012) [-]
Same thing happened with my car, i started using less gas but was able to go farther, honestly if you blame metabolism for lack of wieght loss I think you have no grasp on energy use or thermodynamics, i used to blame my body for lack of weight loss but then i started actually changing my diet and working out 4 days a week and running the others, good day sir.
User avatar #89 to #84 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
i work out 5 days a week m w t and the week end and i still maintain my 300 pound figure
User avatar #92 to #89 - wherestheknech (04/05/2012) [-]
how? unless you have a thyriod issue or something their has to be something? maybe your water intake?
User avatar #101 to #92 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
could be a number of different things. despite my weight everything else is fine, heart blood pressure, aside from allergy induced asthma and my weight, im perfectly healthy. And with Allegra added with 20oz of water i only have my weight.

User avatar #104 to #101 - wherestheknech (04/05/2012) [-]
how long have you been exercising

User avatar #109 to #104 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
since freshman in high school, im a junior in college now
User avatar #112 to #109 - wherestheknech (04/05/2012) [-]
idk what it could be, but good luck with the working out
User avatar #119 to #112 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
psh i dont need luck i play hockey, people see me barreling towards them and **** them selves
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#57 to #53 - cancerofourchan (04/05/2012) [-]
Do u know about the laws of theromodynamics? it is literally impossible to not lose weight
if you eat less than you use. Do you think your mother could break the laws of physics?
You eat more than you spend you get fat you eat less than you spend and your body has
to get the energy from your fat thus making you thinner. Looks like your mother was snacking
on the side
#65 to #57 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
A sudden change in diet makes your body panic and assume that what you have to eat isnt normal and there for must be salvage, its a defense against starvation,  it automatically gets stored as body fat,  this happens also after skipping meals.  After two weeks with out and red meat, her body stored everything she ate as body fat.  This is was due to our nomadic days of humanity where berries would store directly as fat, while we waited for our game to return, to hunt.  Humans are supposed to eat deer and fruit.  Dairy and veggies were added later.  And yes i understand thermodynamics, but it was a matter of where the food was going.  And since this is quite common, i can only assume you not being a nutritionist isnt helping your argument since this was told to me by one directly.  My family comes from Europe,  the first continent to be cursed with incorporated farming of both plants, and animals. so yes it makes sense that you can get fatter from changing your diet to a more healthy choice.  It individually effects us.
A sudden change in diet makes your body panic and assume that what you have to eat isnt normal and there for must be salvage, its a defense against starvation, it automatically gets stored as body fat, this happens also after skipping meals. After two weeks with out and red meat, her body stored everything she ate as body fat. This is was due to our nomadic days of humanity where berries would store directly as fat, while we waited for our game to return, to hunt. Humans are supposed to eat deer and fruit. Dairy and veggies were added later. And yes i understand thermodynamics, but it was a matter of where the food was going. And since this is quite common, i can only assume you not being a nutritionist isnt helping your argument since this was told to me by one directly. My family comes from Europe, the first continent to be cursed with incorporated farming of both plants, and animals. so yes it makes sense that you can get fatter from changing your diet to a more healthy choice. It individually effects us.
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User avatar #78 to #75 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
well i'd say i eat about the same as a picky 8 year old, and im more active then people would think.
#67 to #65 - cancerofourchan (04/05/2012) [-]
Im also european but u know what? starvation mode happens when you havnt eaten for days
not by just changing you diet, unless your coming off a bulk and suddenly cutting (a difference of 1000k) your body wont go into starvation mode just by eating healthier or adding, stopping meat. Even if that was the case did your mother just stop eating healthy as soon as she gained weight? Ten pounds is in no way alot of weight. Portion size is the greatest factor though you can eat the worst kind of food but as long as it is under your burned calories of rthe day you wont get fat.
#68 to #67 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
not once did i say starvation, starvation is when your body takes necessary carbs from your body fat,  Preservation mode is when it stores unnecessary body fat because it believes (due to the sudden changes), it will be starving.
not once did i say starvation, starvation is when your body takes necessary carbs from your body fat, Preservation mode is when it stores unnecessary body fat because it believes (due to the sudden changes), it will be starving.
#71 to #68 - cancerofourchan (04/05/2012) [-]
And in a few days your body will be over that and back to normal
so all you have been giving me is a big long excuse why to not work out because
you will go into "preservation" mode (ps. preservation mode IS starvation mode) just by eating healthier
User avatar #73 to #71 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
YEAH! after the anemia, and preservation is the opposite of starvation.
#81 to #73 - cancerofourchan (04/05/2012) [-]
show me the source of your preservation mode
and yes anaemia sucks my grandmother had it but if it were full anaemia
she would be dead. So as long as she doesn't hike along the mountains regularly
she would he fine with a little jogging and not eating above her maintanence
User avatar #83 to #81 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
define source?
#88 to #83 - cancerofourchan (04/05/2012) [-]
An official website where it defines "preservation mode"
#97 to #88 - cancerofourchan (04/05/2012) [-]
Anyway enjoy being a lazy fatty that will soak many peoples time and money through your own self inflicted medical conditions so help the taxpayers if you live in a country with free healthcare. There is no excuse for not striving to be the best you can be both body and mind if you keep making excuses you will never be anything
User avatar #122 to #97 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
genetics play a huge roll. Look at Hawaii natives, there obese by nature.
#162 to #122 - cancerofourchan (04/05/2012) [-]
And is your family hawiian natives? No there will always be outliers and that is no excuse for yourself. Oh yea and suppose they can put on weight just by magic? Where does it come from? definantly magic. They probably have a gene that converts more calorie intake to fat since they live on islands where food was scarce but that gene is easily counteracted
User avatar #113 to #97 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
Again, with the lazy, Im doing work and trying to unwind after a workout on funnyjunk and had to deal with retards like you.
#120 to #113 - cancerofourchan (04/05/2012) [-]
never change fatties, never change
User avatar #90 to #88 - zeldapronmaster (04/05/2012) [-]
so you want links because a source would by my colon
#129 - LtMcG ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
All of these comments are faggots talking about their awesome bodies. Please tell the internet some more. I am sure we all care that much.
User avatar #191 to #129 - bamaman (04/05/2012) [-]
looks like porn pic.where get?!??!?!!!?!?!?!!!!
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#29 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
next time get your dick sucked.. fat girls give the best head because they're so damn hungry.
User avatar #82 to #29 - Twikki (04/05/2012) [-]
I'd be more afraid that she would bite it off..
#27 - ThatDeadGuy (04/04/2012) [-]
laughed so hard at "i dont like cake anymore"

pic unrelated
User avatar #202 - BowChickaBowWow (04/05/2012) [-]
I'm married, so I don't have to worry about **** like this.
User avatar #206 to #202 - toethumb (04/05/2012) [-]
BOSS
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