Alpha as fuck. Are you bad enough to reject a desperate chick?. f a Anonymous ( T ) 22: 35 ifound /fit/ and start working out a while ago, cut calories way down
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Alpha as fuck

Are you bad enough to reject a desperate chick?

f a Anonymous ( T ) 22: 35
ifound /fit/ and start working out a while ago, cut calories way down
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meisters friend that has always been a cunt starts flirting with me
sshe' s fat, always has been fat
sshe asks me to take her on a date
4 refuse
sshe gets pissy
ways later playin vidya drinking with my sister
phatty comes in and touches my back, tells me she' s surprised how strong We gotten
signers her
sshe says "we should go on a date it would be fun"
bl tell her i' m not interested, my sister laughs. drunk off her ass
phatty goes into full rant mode
Hm playing Gran turismo, don' t catch the whole thing
sshe says something like "just because you' re skinny now doesn' t mean you could treat me this bad___ it' s what' s on the inside that counts"
bl stutter out ''I know__ l___ l d__ don' t like cake anymore"
mister keels laughter, herfra friend stomps into sisters room, haven' t seen her since
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User avatar #1 - hazardman (04/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Fat bitch says only what's inside counts
>doesn't hit on friend's bro until AFTER he gets fit
User avatar #8 - hagletrough (04/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You know...if someone's fat that probably means that he/she makes unhealthy food choices and is too lazy to do anything about it. In my opinion that's a character flaw: laziness and lack of motivation. Not caring about your physical well-being isn't exactly a sought-after trait either.
#41 - cancerofourchan (04/05/2012) [+] (36 replies)
The thing about fat people is that it reflects what's on the inside, no one
wants to be fat but they lack the willpower to change so I automaticly know that they have little determination and will.
#22 - handyofdoom (04/04/2012) [-]
MFW when fat chick gets pissed off when a guy won't date her
#24 - orendil (04/04/2012) [+] (11 replies)
**orendil rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at Owned ** He's lucky. Had this really strange big girl hit on my freshman year of highschool. When I put her down nicely, she came to me a few weeks later showing me cuts on her wrist saying I caused it, and keeps texting me every year or so, even now...
#151 - stripeygreenhat (04/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Sometimes people are still healthy even if they have fat on them. This is especially true with body builders and people who have large skeletal frames.
<Pic very related.
#98 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [+] (18 replies)
mfw I have trouble gaining weight.
#132 to #98 - thenewnuggubler (04/05/2012) [-]
wanna trade?
#17 - painballwiz (04/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Mfw I realize there aren't nearly enough /fit/ posts on funnyjunk.
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#15 - dahpwnerofu (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This isn't really alpha. I mean, who really wants to be in a relationship with a fat cunt? Not me.
#2 - conorRG (04/04/2012) [+] (20 replies)
70lbs is like 5 stone......who has that weight to lose? :P
User avatar #3 to #2 - swimmingprodigy (04/04/2012) [-]
not that unbelievable if you start out weighing 300 lbs
#139 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [+] (27 replies)
I cant even gain weight...i ******* hate being a twig. i used to exercise 5 times a week to gain muscel but i just got skinier
User avatar #178 - Parasitist (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
...i somehow didnt read the line mentioning the sisters friend, so this entire time i thought the sister was hitting on him...
#129 - LtMcG (04/05/2012) [+] (7 replies)
All of these comments are faggots talking about their awesome bodies. Please tell the internet some more. I am sure we all care that much.
#27 - ThatDeadGuy (04/04/2012) [-]
laughed so hard at "i dont like cake anymore"

pic unrelated
#16 - IAMSTEEEVEE (04/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
this joke is 100000000 times better if you lurk /fit/
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#21 - Aleafe (04/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)
im doing insanity but i suck at dieting. btw im literally allergic to anything with seeds so any tips?
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