Alpha as fuck. Are you bad enough to reject a desperate chick?. f a Anonymous ( T ) 22: 35 ifound /fit/ and start working out a while ago, cut calories way down
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Alpha as fuck

Are you bad enough to reject a desperate chick?

f a Anonymous ( T ) 22: 35
ifound /fit/ and start working out a while ago, cut calories way down
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meisters friend that has always been a **** starts flirting with me
sshe' s fat, always has been fat
sshe asks me to take her on a date
4 refuse
sshe gets pissy
ways later playin vidya drinking with my sister
phatty comes in and touches my back, tells me she' s surprised how strong We gotten
signers her
sshe says "we should go on a date it would be fun"
bl tell her i' m not interested, my sister laughs. drunk off her ass
phatty goes into full rant mode
Hm playing Gran turismo, don' t catch the whole thing
sshe says something like "just because you' re skinny now doesn' t mean you could treat me this bad___ it' s what' s on the inside that counts"
bl stutter out ''I know__ l___ l d__ don' t like cake anymore"
mister keels laughter, herfra friend stomps into sisters room, haven' t seen her since
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User avatar #215 - aussiepridevil ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
i was the little fat kid in elementary school, around grade 9 my fat evened out and now i'm stocky as hell 6.4 and have nice skin and hair, and now i'm in grade 12 all these bitchy ***** who treated me like **** 4 years ago want to be my best friend or my girlfriend I DON'T GIVE A **** i still hate everyone :3
User avatar #202 - BowChickaBowWow (04/05/2012) [-]
I'm married, so I don't have to worry about **** like this.
User avatar #206 to #202 - toethumb (04/05/2012) [-]
BOSS
#200 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
well im just gonna go kill myself
User avatar #205 to #200 - lecherouslad (04/05/2012) [-]
Save it for Ponytime, Queer -.-
User avatar #198 - Omegashenron (04/05/2012) [-]
I don't understand this for some reason?

User avatar #203 to #198 - oodlesandoodles (04/05/2012) [-]
She was saying the he should like her for her personality (What's on the inside)
He responds by taking her comment literally by essentially saying that, because she's fat, she eats a lot of cake. Therefore there's nothing inside her but cake.

How's that?
User avatar #208 to #203 - Omegashenron (04/05/2012) [-]
Ahahahaha, that's great lol. Thank you.vSorry I was confused lol
#193 - lolmasterx (04/05/2012) [-]
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#189 - lazypinkeye (04/05/2012) [-]
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#190 to #189 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
Why do I find this so hilarious?
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User avatar #178 - Parasitist (04/05/2012) [-]
...i somehow didnt read the line mentioning the sisters friend, so this entire time i thought the sister was hitting on him...
#183 to #178 - catsattackagain (04/05/2012) [-]
You've been on /b/ too much
#167 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Eyegasm ** MFW that face remind's me of Kevin Smith.
#155 - itzmob (04/05/2012) [-]
******* was my first sub-er. I'm proud to see you make Front Page.
Pic Unrelated.
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User avatar #179 to #173 - herpsaderpicle (04/05/2012) [-]
you're right! that panda looks tasty as **** !
#151 - stripeygreenhat (04/05/2012) [-]
Sometimes people are still healthy even if they have fat on them. This is especially true with body builders and people who have large skeletal frames.
<Pic very related.
#192 to #151 - lazaman (04/05/2012) [-]
My dad is the bear fighting one.. Hes a little old now.. but he still is 						*******					 strong.. he says that at his Peak he was strong, quick, good stamina, and was kick ass.. those aren't his exact words but im summing it up.. He has no neck, he is barrel chested, and is 						*******					 awesome.. i love my dad..    
but now he works at an IT company and designs software... Its really weird seeing him in a suit shirt..
My dad is the bear fighting one.. Hes a little old now.. but he still is ******* strong.. he says that at his Peak he was strong, quick, good stamina, and was kick ass.. those aren't his exact words but im summing it up.. He has no neck, he is barrel chested, and is ******* awesome.. i love my dad..
but now he works at an IT company and designs software... Its really weird seeing him in a suit shirt..
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User avatar #209 to #175 - tezel ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
/wallpaper. Thank you
#185 to #175 - vivismabit (04/05/2012) [-]
I'm just commenting because of your pic.
I'm just commenting because of your pic.
#180 to #175 - beefynugglet ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
My body is starting itself to the Bear Mode. Girlfriend loves it, but the majority of women who are wicked skinny and, to be honest, ******* retarded look at me and call me fat.

MFW
#169 to #151 - Gravehopper (04/05/2012) [-]
both are hard to achieve...
both are hard to achieve...
#139 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
I cant even gain weight...i ******* hate being a twig. i used to exercise 5 times a week to gain muscel but i just got skinier
User avatar #201 to #139 - toosexyforyou (04/05/2012) [-]
Protein bro
User avatar #197 to #139 - lazaman (04/05/2012) [-]
We should trade some body comp.. I'm 15, 6' 2" and 210 Lbs.. But recently most of my weight turned to muscle because of all the testosterone Pumping.. so im at this middle ground thing.. im strong.. but fat.. and i can't loose weight easily.. **** dude. why can't ******* nature balance better...
User avatar #195 to #139 - lecherouslad (04/05/2012) [-]
Finally! a problem i can solve with Bacon!

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User avatar #164 to #139 - Gravehopper (04/05/2012) [-]
hm, I was very skinny but after I came to canada I gained so much weight... (by so much I mean I can't see my abs and have +30pounds...) I dislike it and I am pretty sure its the food because my lifestyle didn't change. Where are you from?
User avatar #165 to #164 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
washington usa what age did u start to gain weight
User avatar #171 to #165 - Gravehopper (04/05/2012) [-]
16-17ish
User avatar #174 to #171 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
matabalism would slow down around then
User avatar #177 to #174 - Gravehopper (04/05/2012) [-]
I mean I am not horribly overweight but I could stand to loose some body fat. I am about 6 ft tall and am 185 pounds. You might say that weight is ok, but I am not very muscly and the weight largely comes from fat... I did sit around and eat a lot of junk food this year...
User avatar #161 to #139 - Spavaloo (04/05/2012) [-]
People like you and me have to embrace the insane metabolism we ended up with in the genetic lottery. Eat whatever the hell you want, in almost any quantity, until you're 25.
User avatar #181 to #161 - LTB (04/05/2012) [-]
Theres never been a time in my life I havent been able to see my ribs, and I love eating, so its a great combo.
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User avatar #159 to #157 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
thank you
#152 to #139 - vipersixtyfour ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
I don't want to be fat, just more than 130 lbs. I'm 6 ft. tall and skinny as **** . Played football in high school, worked out like a beast and ate a ton of good food. Gained maybe 3 oz.

#199 to #152 - tonybony (04/05/2012) [-]
Dude, how skinny are you? I'm 6'5" and 170 and I'm skinny as **** !
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User avatar #158 to #152 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
180 but 6,4 so it evens out
#204 to #158 - lecherouslad (04/05/2012) [-]
*the following is Irrelevant*
I'm 6'4" as well, and when I last visited Mexico, I felt.. like i was in a Negro midget colony
<-- the looks I got
#166 to #158 - vipersixtyfour ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
The weight... Want the weight...
#143 to #139 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
I suppose it's better than being a fat-ass like me..
#145 to #143 - kensislayer (04/05/2012) [-]
sometimes...i dont even know
#129 - LtMcG ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
All of these comments are ******* talking about their awesome bodies. Please tell the internet some more. I am sure we all care that much.
User avatar #191 to #129 - bamaman (04/05/2012) [-]
looks like porn pic.where get?!??!?!!!?!?!?!!!!
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User avatar #210 to #194 - bamaman (04/12/2012) [-]
what this called???

User avatar #211 to #210 - LtMcG ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
High School DxD
User avatar #213 to #212 - LtMcG ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
Lol I am already registered there
User avatar #214 to #213 - bamaman (04/14/2012) [-]
awesome
#98 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
mfw I have trouble gaining weight.
#132 to #98 - thenewnuggubler (04/05/2012) [-]
wanna trade?
User avatar #102 to #98 - CargeLock (04/05/2012) [-]
You have a ******* gift.
Cherish that **** .
User avatar #103 to #102 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
I fight it. I just started working out and doing an extra 1000 calories and 60g of protein in a home made mass gainer shake like 2 weeks ago. Hoping to gain 15lbs over summer.
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User avatar #130 to #127 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
Yea I have no problem working out consistently I've just been without a job to afford protein rich diet. All set now though.
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User avatar #134 to #131 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
Yea I just missed that being 20 lol.
User avatar #126 to #103 - superpower (04/05/2012) [-]
woah woah woah...
Homemade mass gainer? What's in it?
User avatar #128 to #126 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
I use regular whey powder (cause it's half the price of and lasts twice as long as a mass gainer protein), 1 cup of oats, 1.5 cups of milk, and 4 tbspoons of peanut butter.

If you can't afford the protein powder just do 2 cups of milk and you're only sacrificing 130 calories and 24g of protein you can make up with egg whites or more peanut butter/oats/milk.



User avatar #133 to #128 - superpower (04/05/2012) [-]
Just bought a lot of muscle milk so I';m good on the protein powder thanks though. My city recently built a GNC across from where I live, but only bought Creatine and protein from them. Wanted to check out the mass gainer but it's twice as much as anything else in the store.

PS: you just mix all the stuff together and eat it?
PPS: how much protein powder?
User avatar #135 to #133 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
I do one scoop (1 serving) of Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard 100% Whey (Mocha Flavored) and then you just put it all in a blender or "magic bullet" and mix it and drink it.

You can get a giant container of all natural plain dry oats (Quaker brand) for like $5. Peanut butter and milk isn't bad priced either.
User avatar #138 to #135 - superpower (04/05/2012) [-]
Thank you good sir.
User avatar #140 to #138 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
No problem brosef
User avatar #136 to #135 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
If you mix in ice it will be thicker like a milk shake. You might need a spoon towards the end to fish out the remaining oats. Don't let them go to waste though they're high calorie/protein.
User avatar #107 to #103 - CargeLock (04/05/2012) [-]
That's what's up. Stick to it, man. But I still think you have a gift. I'd much rather be a bit underweight than obese.
User avatar #114 to #107 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
Yea I can totally sympathize with that.
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User avatar #110 to #105 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
lol all the sharks that live by me are like 6' max. They bite your foot. You stop surfing for 3 months. Then go back at it. Most shark bites in the world but least shark bite deaths. I'm ok with that.
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User avatar #118 to #93 - forasecond (04/05/2012) [-]
you're just as shallow as people who make fun of fat people
fatty
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User avatar #99 to #93 - CargeLock (04/05/2012) [-]
Too bad you have no intentions of fixing your weight anytime soon, huh?
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User avatar #116 to #106 - CargeLock (04/05/2012) [-]
I'm just saying you should be unhappy with it. No offense, but being overweight is never healthy. But as long as you're losing weight. We don't need the obesity rate to go any higher, lol.
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User avatar #96 to #93 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
Unless you're a guy. Then both are an easy fix.
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User avatar #108 to #100 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
Get a clean haircut
Get proactive
Get a tan
Get a clean shave
Go to the gym

90% of guys will be attractive after this. If anything they'll be attractive enough for girls to give them a chance.
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User avatar #117 to #111 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [-]
haha this is true. oh well, they could always go under the knife or get rich.
User avatar #79 - awkwardsauce (04/05/2012) [-]
What a stupid bitch. You refuse to date her and that means you treat her bad wtf?


#77 - AcornShouter (04/05/2012) [-]
well for me it always goes like this
> Fat chicks like me and wanna get with me
> i reject
>1-2 years later they lose weight and become hot
> they reject me
> cycle continues :(
#94 to #77 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
Then, don't ******* reject them in the first place. Lower you standards. Going out with a girl based on her looks is stupid and isn't love, it's lust. Same to you ***** , give the nice, pudgy guy a chance

or suck his dick. Both work.
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