dam truth. always happens and u can't lie. The truth about hot pockets. Dont even get me started on hot pockets...
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#15 - bingogorillaz (04/04/2012) [-]
Dont even get me started on hot pockets...
User avatar #147 to #15 - griffguy (04/05/2012) [-]
caliente pocket
User avatar #16 to #15 - franktonfire (04/04/2012) [-]
Jim Gaffigan= **** YEA
#118 to #16 - ungluedflyer (04/04/2012) [-]



Flush pocket...
#17 - shadowthedark ONLINE (04/04/2012) [-]
#44 - biggrand (04/04/2012) [-]
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cut it in half before you cook it?
#108 to #44 - lordderpington (04/04/2012) [-]
Time to enjoy my pockets
#81 to #44 - negritude (04/04/2012) [-]
u genius
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#69 to #44 - noonacarly (04/04/2012) [-]
This actually works REALLY well.
This actually works REALLY well.
#68 - valabigballs (04/04/2012) [-]
Everytime I hear hot pockets now I think of this episode.
User avatar #83 to #68 - pokeyhedgehog (04/04/2012) [-]
MAM, MORE HOT POCKETS
#56 - llortemageht (04/04/2012) [-]
I've never had a hot pocket.
User avatar #71 to #56 - flomosho (04/04/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro.
User avatar #80 to #56 - negritude (04/04/2012) [-]
bro im so sry
User avatar #63 to #56 - ost (04/04/2012) [-]
Me neither, damn sweden... While the rest of the world was in the 90's we were in the 80's...
User avatar #57 to #56 - shitshitshit (04/04/2012) [-]
you lucky bastard
#96 to #57 - tie (04/04/2012) [-]
ive never had one either, but i try to stay positive.....
#191 to #96 - shortbusjanitr (04/05/2012) [-]
HIV positive...
#91 - yipkendu (04/04/2012) [-]
Just cut it in half before heating it.

Or poke holes in the middle.
#151 - courgiemaster (04/05/2012) [-]
In australia, Exact same with meat pie
#154 to #151 - courgiemaster (04/05/2012) [-]
Opps, sorry
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User avatar #161 to #154 - Grimmis (04/05/2012) [-]
i c wut u did thar
#234 to #154 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
i dont get it
#24 - aberrant (04/04/2012) [-]
Anyone had one of these before? Most god damn bland thing I've ever eaten.
User avatar #35 to #24 - SnugglyWuggly (04/04/2012) [-]
Oh god.. those things..
User avatar #67 to #24 - iamcraig (04/04/2012) [-]
The first bite was okay.

After that it tasted like a McDonald's cheeseburger.
#37 to #24 - imthepunkkid (04/04/2012) [-]
I like the second bite, Between the flavorless first, and flavorless 3rd and final bite
#55 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
hey i own that *who does this guy thin he is*
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User avatar #72 to #55 - backintheussr (04/04/2012) [-]
HA. I saw him live last week. I about died during the hot pockets bit.
User avatar #87 to #55 - gavinchase (04/04/2012) [-]
*whispering a girl voice* This guy is weird, he talks about food a lot.
#31 - deltadeltadelta (04/04/2012) [-]
This is what happens when you put them in the microwave. It isn't an issue when you use an oven. 350°F for 20 minutes and you'll have a very tasty meal.

I use a knife + fork for my hot pockets. They're far too messy to eat by hand.
User avatar #92 to #31 - Lightclaw (04/04/2012) [-]
>Eats by hand
>Not a single splatter was found that day
User avatar #78 to #31 - Whitelightings (04/04/2012) [-]
(1) 2 minute cook and wait 5 minutes to cool
(2) 20 minute cook and right temperature



User avatar #129 to #78 - deltadeltadelta (04/04/2012) [-]
The microwave only heats the sides, it doesn't heat the centre. Furthermore, microwaves have a habit of causing hot pockets to explode.

I'd much rather have a perfectly cooked hot pocket than one that is frigid in and centre and icky all over.
#53 to #46 - sippeh (04/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #41 to #31 - idisagree (04/04/2012) [-]
.██.
(ಠ_ృ I see you're a Gentlemen, I too deal in the arts of Gentleism. Only savage animals eat hot pockets with their hands.
#90 to #36 - swordmasterralis (04/04/2012) [-]
Ohoho! Pardon my belated appearence, fellow gentlemen.
User avatar #65 to #64 - djaydom (04/04/2012) [-]
ya well nobody listens to zoidberg
User avatar #89 to #65 - Lightclaw (04/04/2012) [-]
Yeah well you don't get the joke.
#79 to #64 - fjuserethan (04/04/2012) [-]
**fjuserethan rolled a random image posted in comment #172 at run forest run ** always related
#226 to #139 - marlkarxthethird (04/05/2012) [-]
Fukken saved.
Fukken saved.
#167 to #153 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday to the ground
#112 - loveyameanish (04/04/2012) [-]
MFW I've never had a hot pocket, or even know what it is...
MFW I've never had a hot pocket, or even know what it is...
User avatar #115 to #112 - ilovehitler (04/04/2012) [-]
It's basically a rectangular roll of bread, with different items inside, generally cheese and meat. They are sold frozen, and have a habit of getting super-cooked on the outside, and undercooked in the middle.
#119 to #115 - loveyameanish (04/04/2012) [-]
Why thank you, kind stranger :3





Also; Dat username...
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#222 - titanicpuss (04/05/2012) [-]
**titanicpuss rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Navy seals training ** mfw i finally heat up a perfect hot pocket, if it's even possible
#121 - niggainapurplesuit (04/04/2012) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at That's why ** mfw i eat an evenly heated hot pocket
#202 to #121 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
mfw when tentacles from the doctor's face.
#128 - jallan (04/04/2012) [-]
Tell me that after you've had one of these.
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#124 - reretheawsome (04/04/2012) [-]
how i feel when my hot pocket comes out just right
how i feel when my hot pocket comes out just right
#123 - daisuke (04/04/2012) [-]
mfw i live in sweden and we dont have all these different types of fast food.
#126 to #123 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
Hot pockets are freezer food
#130 to #126 - daisuke (04/04/2012) [-]
yes, and its still fast food.
#122 - aliciadizzle (04/04/2012) [-]
i can't ******* stand that!

#120 - tattedfreak (04/04/2012) [-]
Thats why i cook mine in the oven..might take longer but damn it its cooked all the way thru
#172 to #120 - anon (04/05/2012) [-]
Kind of defeats the purpose...
#174 to #172 - tattedfreak (04/05/2012) [-]
Don't care...i can go 3 days without eating before i feel it. I'll be damned if my hot pocket is still half frozen when i eat it...whats 20 mins anyway/
Don't care...i can go 3 days without eating before i feel it. I'll be damned if my hot pocket is still half frozen when i eat it...whats 20 mins anyway/
User avatar #203 to #174 - spidermanisagod (04/05/2012) [-]
You sniper... it amuses me.... I GIVE YOU THUMBS!
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