you want?. ! do.. i've never actually had nuttella. can someone descibe to me how it tastes with out using the words "orgasm", "party", "in", " you want? ! do i've never actually had nuttella can someone descibe to me how it tastes with out using the words "orgasm" "party" "in" "
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#9 - bleachedpheather
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(04/04/2012) [-]
i've never actually had nuttella. can someone descibe to me how it tastes with out using the words "orgasm", "party", "in", "my", or "mouth"?
#14 to #9 - shadowstepone
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(04/04/2012) [-]
it's like a very good milk chocolate, but with a consistency like really thick pudding. if you've ever had chocolate gouache, it's a lot like that.
#21 to #9 - ilikeepicninjas
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(04/04/2012) [-]
It tastes like chocolate but wih hazlenuts and it's jizzworthy.
#41 to #9 - grimcrimson
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(04/04/2012) [-]
it taste like chocolate but light like peanut butter.
#93 to #9 - thephantur
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(04/04/2012) [-]
It's like... melted chocolate with the hazelnuts in them only the chunks aren't there, only the taste. The texture is akin to very smooth peanut butter. It is heavenly.
#110 to #9 - bawner
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Nutella   
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Nutella
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#220 to #9 - GoodGood
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(04/04/2012) [-]
like a million tiny angels are beating their dicks on your tongue.
#245 to #9 - jetpistol
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(04/04/2012) [-]
First time I tasted it, it was like there was an orgasm party in my mouth. Oh wait...


(But seriously, it's like your brain is ******* melting from the goodness)
#340 to #9 - raptorfacerumble
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#81 to #9 - ningyoaijin
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(04/04/2012) [-]
It's like peanut butter, but replace the peanut with hazelnut and chocolate. Mental note, it goes really well on a sandwich with peanut butter.
#90 to #9 - ftwunicorn **User deleted account**
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#18 to #9 - deltoraquest
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(04/04/2012) [-]
like playing skyrim on hardest difficulty and beating an elder dragon.
#37 to #18 - anon
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Haven't even gotten to Ancient Dragons yet eh? Also, Morrowing on it's easy difficulty is about the same as Skyrim on it's hardest.
#15 to #9 - herecomesjohnny
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(04/04/2012) [-]
it's chocolate, hazelnut and vanilla, with the perfect consistency, the perfect amount of sugar, the perfect color, and it gods with everything. It's like what you find in the Ferrerro Rochers, only in big goddamn jars.
#22 to #15 - tequito
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(04/04/2012) [-]
it is what's in Ferrerro Rocher, same company makes it :D
#39 to #15 - anon
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(04/04/2012) [-]
SHENANIGANS. You used the word "in"
#12 to #9 - thecatholic
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(04/04/2012) [-]
okay, let me see if I can accurately describe it in your parameters....
just follow along here.
Okay, so your walking in a beautiful park on a cool but sunny day. The air brushes past your skin making it tingle, but the sun warms your skin. You can smell flowers in the air, but there's also the scent of freshly mowed grass mingled in the aroma, producing a unique warmish tingle in your nose. The grass is green and the flowers magnificent. Now combine all these sensations into one taste, and this is Nutella.
In a more basic description, it tastes like really good chocolate with a dash of hazelnut flavor.
#10 to #9 - BlahDude
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(04/04/2012) [-]
a cumming festival where the food hole is located   
   
&lt;-- also fabulous
a cumming festival where the food hole is located

<-- also fabulous
#11 to #10 - bleachedpheather
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(04/04/2012) [-]
clever girl.
#222 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account**
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#289 to #222 - lazragoon
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#339 to #222 - crashride
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(04/04/2012) [-]
flawless.
flawless.
#227 to #222 - goomp
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#276 to #222 - chewiethewookie
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#230 to #222 - stratosrider
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Flawless victory. Well done, good sir.
Flawless victory. Well done, good sir.
#232 to #222 - aninjapeanut
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#233 to #222 - ThatOneDouche
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Holy ****.
#238 to #222 - trollraid
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(04/04/2012) [-]
U da man!
U da man!
#294 to #222 - lazragoon
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(04/04/2012) [-]
You are the man with the handegg.
You are the man with the handegg.
#296 to #294 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account**
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#317 to #294 - mrbuu
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(04/04/2012) [-]
were that from?
#320 to #317 - lazragoon
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(04/04/2012) [-]
I'm not sure to be honest, i just found it milling around somewhere on the site.
#336 to #320 - mrbuu
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(04/04/2012) [-]
tenn vs arkansas just saw the video
#253 to #222 - skitterisback **User deleted account**
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#51 - auesis
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(04/04/2012) [-]
I have prepared my anus thoroughly for the immense plethora of red thumbs I am going to receive for this statement, but, here goes nothing...

I don't like Nutella.

Do your worst.
#55 to #51 - mrsyndkit
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#58 to #51 - anon
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(04/04/2012) [-]
I'LL CAPSLOCK YOU TO DEATH!

Wait... I don't really like it either. Meh.
#71 to #51 - aerius
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(04/04/2012) [-]
I like it well enough, but there are better chocolate spreads. (where I live, anyway)
#80 to #71 - thepoe **User deleted account**
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#188 to #80 - jakeattack
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(04/04/2012) [-]
such as?
#89 to #51 - flamingpinkbunnies
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(04/04/2012) [-]
I can tolerate it.
One day I ate a ******** of the stuff spread on hamburger buns and got sick. I couldn't even look at the jar for the next month without feeling nauseous.

Now I can handle it in small amounts.
#59 to #51 - Ehwhat
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Ok, good for you.
#193 to #51 - lasmamoe
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#223 to #51 - GoodGood
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#61 to #51 - miggo **User deleted account**
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#53 to #51 - nilebenjyman
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(04/04/2012) [-]
You what.
You what.
#52 to #51 - drewbridge
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(04/04/2012) [-]
I respect your opinion.
#254 to #243 - ericforeman
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Looking for this?
#261 to #254 - Sir Muhen
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Thank you my good man, have this thumb!
#282 to #254 - shitshitshit
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(04/04/2012) [-]
holy **** this will never be as relevant as it is now
#111 - muslimassassin
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#186 to #111 - anon
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#202 to #111 - jasonbandicoot
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#228 to #111 - GoodGood
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(04/04/2012) [-]
srsly
#287 to #111 - McBalls
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#126 to #111 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account**
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#163 to #111 - scruffstah
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Uh... O_O
#168 to #111 - stratosrider
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(04/04/2012) [-]
I...um... What?
I...um... What?
#133 to #111 - smallerlemon
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(04/04/2012) [-]
...
#119 to #111 - victoriaowsnett
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#156 to #111 - abaraxus
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(04/04/2012) [-]
I dont' even...
#148 to #111 - catsattackagain
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(04/04/2012) [-]
No joke...
#155 to #111 - wolferation
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Love you too?
Love you too?
#209 to #111 - astrophylousa
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#183 to #111 - Michaelbl
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(04/04/2012) [-]
great.
#135 to #111 - ipissrocks
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#129 to #111 - littlebigr
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#147 to #111 - lollyholly
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...
#169 to #111 - itsfaptiem
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(04/04/2012) [-]
LOLOL
#179 to #111 - jaisanmahru **User deleted account**
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#239 to #111 - mrbarks
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(04/04/2012) [-]
damn
#145 to #111 - Emogaz
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#207 to #111 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Well... ****.
#124 to #111 - eeddwweerrdd
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(04/04/2012) [-]
wow
wow
#198 to #111 - booboothegreat
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...
#123 to #111 - psychoticfatkid
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#177 to #111 - anon
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serius nope, right here!
serius nope, right here!
#137 to #111 - logsnackers
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#138 to #111 - manirock
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#134 to #111 - jamomg
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#176 to #111 - willgum
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(04/04/2012) [-]
um......
um......
#127 to #111 - kaarvaag
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Well now I know I was ugly from the day I was born
Well now I know I was ugly from the day I was born
#158 to #111 - xxpinksxx
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#149 to #111 - dickydude
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#212 to #111 - diddymonster
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(04/04/2012) [-]
dafuq?
dafuq?
#136 to #111 - ifonlyicould
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#161 to #111 - freakaleak
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(04/04/2012) [-]
well this is odd.
well this is odd.
#130 to #111 - windsong
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(04/04/2012) [-]
&lt;-8th one (after folders)
<-8th one (after folders)
#128 to #111 - Evanalmighty
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#121 to #111 - yxkingofkingsxy
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#114 to #111 - windson
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#116 to #111 - omwtfbbq **User deleted account**
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#297 to #111 - upyoda
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Hell Yeah

#189 to #111 - thescatmanohone
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(04/04/2012) [-]
what the hell, man?!
#241 to #111 - zawmbee
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#178 to #111 - itwasarecord
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(04/04/2012) [-]
haha
#234 to #111 - YourName
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This saddens me.
This saddens me.
#150 to #111 - muslimassassin
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Mine, no joke.
Mine, no joke.
#214 to #111 - mrsimple
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....When  i came out of her whom..    
I Brought bongos  out and Said...I shall play you the song of my people.
....When i came out of her whom..
I Brought bongos out and Said...I shall play you the song of my people.

#142 to #111 - jowming
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#132 to #111 - rikusorax
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#200 to #111 - danikay
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#120 to #111 - bostpost
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#196 to #111 - elvarj
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#190 to #111 - MrMackfaceman
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#184 to #111 - edwardlol
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that's actually kinda creepy
#181 to #111 - fawkwayne ONLINE
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(04/04/2012) [-]
**** you.
**** you.
#157 to #111 - sirchaudhry **User deleted account**
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I...uh...****
#170 to #111 - stealthfoxbrony
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Um... wow..
#139 to #111 - anon
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#144 to #111 - TheFixer
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#154 to #111 - fmylifer
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#79 - cocktopuss
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I have had one off them, they are good apart from the juice drink you get.
#82 to #79 - kingbloo
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(04/04/2012) [-]
same the ice tea tastes like piss
#85 to #82 - lolmike
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(04/04/2012) [-]
I would love that.
#97 to #79 - viatio
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(04/04/2012) [-]
I thought it was milk.
#322 - moosmann
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(04/04/2012) [-]
**moosmann GUSTA**
#292 - rappinboutsnacks
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(04/04/2012) [-]
Bitch please...
#300 - grampian
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#23 - thechosentroll
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****! Now I'm hungry.