Scumbag Dentist. Description. VIII"! Cif[ lailii' Ill). "it won't hurt a bit." Biggest lie of my life.
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VIII"! Cif[ lailii' Ill)
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Submitted: 04/03/2012
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User avatar #60 - righteousmuffin (04/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>Be 9
>Getting a check up on my braces (had 4 brackets on the top and 4 on the bottom)
>Dentist comes over and doesn't say a word
>Starts looking in my mouth
>"You don't brush very well."
>What the **** , I brush very well; My teeth are white, but instead I say, "Yes I do."
>"No you don't, there's food everywhere."
>"Oh, I just ate-"
>"I don't care." She continues to look
>Starts stabbing and scraping the plaque off
>"Ow." I say
>"That didn't hurt. Shut up."
>I start to cry because she is scraping my gums really hard
>I can only taste blood
>She says, "Hush. Be still. I can't concentrate."
>"That hurts! Please stop!"
>"Let me do my job."
>She starts scraping my tooth with her sword
>My bracket rips off with my wire stuck in it so I scream
>She puts it back on and leans my chair up
>Rudely says, "Bye."
>I run and tell my mom
>My mom complains to the place
>She gets fired
#69 to #60 - lolfire (04/04/2012) [-]
>Be a dentist
> ******* annoying kid comes in
>Banging headache so I don't say anything
>Start looking in his mouth
>Little cunt doesn't brush his teeth
>Says he does, little lier
>Tell him to be quiet to stop the headache
>Start scraping plaque off (I hate my job)
>Little basterd starts moaning about it being sore
>Scrape gums lightly, doesn't even break skin, no blood
>He starts crying and shouting about tasting blood
>Not a drop of blood in his mouth
>His screaming is making headache worse, tell him to stop moving
>Starts fidgeting and moving, tell him to stay still so I can do my job
>Slowly take one of his brackets off to check for any damage under it
>No damage, just more plaque, put it back on
>raise chair
>Say bye to the kid and look at the file for next patient
>Next day Boss calls me over
>Get fired.
>I'm going to murder that little basterd.
#25 - thechosentroll (04/04/2012) [-]
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"it won't hurt a bit." Biggest lie of my life.
#32 - Slozo (04/04/2012) [-]
**Slozo rolled a random image posted in comment #3527976 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw im at the dentist
**Slozo rolled a random image posted in comment #3527976 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw im at the dentist
User avatar #81 - ganoninthepit (04/04/2012) [-]
>Pokes and stabs at your gums with a sharp metal object

"It wouldn't bleed if you brushed better!"

Pretty sure it's the ******* stabbing that's making me bleed.
#24 - rrenierr (04/04/2012) [-]
>does this hurt?
>yes
*does it again*

FFFFF-
#65 - harma (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - ragingbrony (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Open wide!!
#55 - redwolfradolf (04/04/2012) [-]
Dentists always tell you not to pick your teeth withanything sharp and metal...
And the first thing the pull out, is an iron hook.
User avatar #38 - lloydminster (04/04/2012) [-]
asks you questions

while he has tools in your mouth
#77 - greenthegunstar (04/04/2012) [-]
The dentist's face before cleaning out my teeth.
#76 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#43 - lindiihop (04/04/2012) [-]
Way to scare the **** out of me, FJ. I have a dentist appointment in an hour.
User avatar #42 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"so how's school going for you?"
WARGHLGARBHLFARGHL
oh that's nice
#37 - neocortex (04/04/2012) [-]
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MFW my dentist gave me a mirror to show me my bleeding gums after she stabbed them like a retard...
+7
#4 - icanhazlolz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#12 to #4 - steelbubble (04/04/2012) [-]
They do give pretty great oral
User avatar #2 - MonsieurOctopus (04/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I went to the dentist the day after I got braces so my gums were about to explode from pain...then they power washed my teeth with salt.
User avatar #3 to #2 - FoonyJoonk (04/03/2012) [-]
Holy Sss that had to hurt. Dentists are ******* trolls. Last time I went they brushed the tuck out of my gums to the point they were bleeding and the assisstant was like " you see what happens when you have sensitive gums!" So I told her to ******* stop and she kept on doing it. ****** assholes that's what they are.
#109 - weavedog (04/04/2012) [-]
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#90 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3280605 at FJ Pony Thread ** What the dentist stab's me with.
User avatar #26 - Grimmis (04/04/2012) [-]
DAMMIT STOP REMINDING ME I HAVE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT IN 4 HOURS!!!!!
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