Scumbag Dentist. Description. VIII"! Cif[ lailii' Ill). "it won't hurt a bit." Biggest lie of my life. tags
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User avatar #60 - righteousmuffin
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>Be 9
>Getting a check up on my braces (had 4 brackets on the top and 4 on the bottom)
>Dentist comes over and doesn't say a word
>Starts looking in my mouth
>"You don't brush very well."
>What the ****, I brush very well; My teeth are white, but instead I say, "Yes I do."
>"No you don't, there's food everywhere."
>"Oh, I just ate-"
>"I don't care." She continues to look
>Starts stabbing and scraping the plaque off
>"Ow." I say
>"That didn't hurt. Shut up."
>I start to cry because she is scraping my gums really hard
>I can only taste blood
>She says, "Hush. Be still. I can't concentrate."
>"That hurts! Please stop!"
>"Let me do my job."
>She starts scraping my tooth with her sword
>My bracket rips off with my wire stuck in it so I scream
>She puts it back on and leans my chair up
>Rudely says, "Bye."
>I run and tell my mom
>My mom complains to the place
>She gets fired
#95 to #60 - lolfire
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>Be blood cell
>Just chilling inside these sweet ass gums
>Nothings came near me for years
>Suddenly bright light
>Hear wife and kids screaming
>They're getting sucked out
>Feel something suck me out of my home
>On some wet slimy surface
>Friends and family dead everywhere
>Big white things clamping up and down
>Feel the floor move
>Start to slide back
>Start falling down some tube that's squeezing me down
>Pass two big pink lumps
>See water as I'm falling
>Thank god, I'll be fine
>Hit water

#68 to #60 - rototornik
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#87 to #60 - ashybone
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>Be dentist tool
>Get picked up by dentist
>Get placed in nine-year-old's mouth
>Scrape off food and plaque
>Puncture kid's gum
>Covered in food and blood
>Feel filthy and realize this is my only purpose
#69 to #60 - lolfire
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>Be a dentist
>******* annoying kid comes in
>Banging headache so I don't say anything
>Start looking in his mouth
>Little cunt doesn't brush his teeth
>Says he does, little lier
>Tell him to be quiet to stop the headache
>Start scraping plaque off (I hate my job)
>Little basterd starts moaning about it being sore
>Scrape gums lightly, doesn't even break skin, no blood
>He starts crying and shouting about tasting blood
>Not a drop of blood in his mouth
>His screaming is making headache worse, tell him to stop moving
>Starts fidgeting and moving, tell him to stay still so I can do my job
>Slowly take one of his brackets off to check for any damage under it
>No damage, just more plaque, put it back on
>raise chair
>Say bye to the kid and look at the file for next patient
>Next day Boss calls me over
>Get fired.
>I'm going to murder that little basterd.
User avatar #85 to #69 - righteousmuffin
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Actually I had a mouthful of blood and my gums were fiery red. She made me go spit it out. She actually did scrape my bracket off; she went to check for plaque on the top of my bracket and she ripped it off. Even if she did have a headache, she was chatting away with the other dentists, which is peculiar.
User avatar #86 to #85 - lolfire
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>New job as a dentist
>Browse funnyjunk in my spare time
>Little ****** still lying.
User avatar #88 to #86 - righteousmuffin
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I absolutely hate that place. Not because of that incident, however. I still go there because I have a full set of braces now. The people are rude. Just yesterday I went there for a check up and the lady stood there and talking about this person she know's son. for 15 minutes. I went to another dentist for a cleaning and he said, "Wow, you take care of your braces extremely well. I don't think I see a piece of plaque or food anywhere." contradicting what the other dentist said.
#79 to #69 - kaisergodzilla
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#25 - thechosentroll
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"it won't hurt a bit." Biggest lie of my life.
#32 - Slozo
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**Slozo rolled a random image posted in comment #3527976 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw im at the dentist
**Slozo rolled a random image posted in comment #3527976 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw im at the dentist
User avatar #81 - ganoninthepit
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>Pokes and stabs at your gums with a sharp metal object

"It wouldn't bleed if you brushed better!"

Pretty sure it's the ******* stabbing that's making me bleed.
#24 - rrenierr
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>does this hurt?
*does it again*

#65 - harma
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#7 - roflwaffel
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#5 - ragingbrony
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Open wide!!
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#55 - redwolfradolf
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Dentists always tell you not to pick your teeth withanything sharp and metal...
And the first thing the pull out, is an iron hook.
User avatar #38 - lloydminster
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asks you questions

while he has tools in your mouth