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Awesome dialogue - Malcolm in the Middle

en they' re not in school?
and wiser than us, ,
rig to seem: at he' s thinking
would be like an: 'r ' J
Like me with backyard.“ spent days
watching ; trying to tig' which
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Just looked smiting all of them. .
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with lighter's d, the , and to be
issat, " went a , with
the those ants could hgi, praying
to me , dayand Iwouldn' t have heard them.
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And really it' stlil" as. ame, with us, there'
we can do about anything either, "mei,
so ' y worry about it?
I guess all we can‘ do; Is
kindness and ? possible... aha
on God standing 6' tha!
Pty?
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#161 to #25 - GoodGood (04/04/2012) [-]
watching that right now.
watching that right now.
#295 to #161 - conordalymcr (04/04/2012) [-]
It's a great show.
#206 - goochmckooch (04/04/2012) [-]
**goochmckooch rolled a random image posted in comment #254 at Mini Custom Rarity **
omgad evrah booday dis was on a tv show omg da OP is not orgigingal atall omg blah blah blah
#225 to #206 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
You type like a siberian tiger snacked on your hands and whipped you with your pussy- then that pussy whipped YOU.
You type like a siberian tiger snacked on your hands and whipped you with your pussy- then that pussy whipped YOU.
#227 to #225 - goochmckooch (04/04/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #209 to #206 - thecatholic (04/04/2012) [-]
lol nice roll.
#137 - wheredawhitewomen (04/04/2012) [-]
I love how Dewey went from being the strange, quiet kid in the family to the one with the most common sense and most talented.
#113 - foongusamoongus (04/04/2012) [-]
Best dialogue
#165 to #113 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
Dear lord Cr1TiKal is amazing.
User avatar #2 - actoftreason (04/03/2012) [-]
Dewey was always my favorite =]
#105 to #2 - snuffyking (04/04/2012) [-]
I named my dog after him... but then it died because it was fat.
I named my dog after him... but then it died because it was fat.
#112 to #105 - actoftreason (04/04/2012) [-]
My cat died from being fat too. She ate until she threw up... and then she would continue to eat.
#118 to #112 - sjarn (04/04/2012) [-]
i don't know why this made me laugh so hard
i don't know why this made me laugh so hard
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#21 - PenguinsOfMars (04/03/2012) [-]
That's how I feel, I do pray occasionally though, but I don't feel like god is the end all be all to our lives. The praying is just kind of like a hey, if there's any higher being up there, I just want you to know I'm thankful.
inb4 thumbed down for not being atheist
inb4 op can't inb4
#27 to #21 - spatialstatus (04/04/2012) [-]
...You're not OP....
#32 to #27 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
He originally posted this comment, therefore he is op
#36 to #32 - spatialstatus (04/04/2012) [-]
By your logic, everyone who posts is OP. Therefore, what need is there for the
>OP can't inb4
if OPs are, in fact, the only ones who can >inb4?
User avatar #37 to #36 - WheresMyBike (04/04/2012) [-]
SH.
You just proved that a rule on the internet is stupid.
Lay low for a while, or they'll find you. And they'll kill you.
#309 to #37 - spatialstatus (04/06/2012) [-]
Why'd I get thumbed down?
He's not ******* OP!
#33 to #32 - spatialstatus (04/04/2012) [-]
No, he's a commenter.
#34 to #33 - spatialstatus (04/04/2012) [-]
Commenting on OP's content.
User avatar #120 to #21 - nichsell (04/04/2012) [-]
I'm an agnostic-atheist and I must say that is very reasonable, I'm glad at least someone is thankful for what they have. To many people take everything for granted, I don't care if someone is religious or not, just be happy and thankful for what you have. Because **** could be a lot worse for ya.
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User avatar #162 to #142 - nichsell (04/04/2012) [-]
Agnostic-atheist, is an agnostic that is more certain that there is no god, but won't deny the possibility that there might be one. There is also agnostic-theist which is the same thing but in reverse. There are different levels of Agnosticism.
#73 to #21 - slikmonkey (04/04/2012) [-]
You think reasonably and I agree.
#39 to #21 - linklime (04/04/2012) [-]
I pray for forgiveness when im taking a **** and it hurts too much to bear
#301 to #154 - linklime (04/05/2012) [-]
21 hours later and I NOW see what you did there
21 hours later and I NOW see what you did there
#213 to #212 - nowimbecomedeath (04/04/2012) [-]
the cake is no longer a lie
#217 to #216 - reaperslayer ONLINE (04/04/2012) [-]
now see if you didn't make a portal reference we would have cake but no now all we have is cheese sticks
#219 to #217 - nowimbecomedeath (04/04/2012) [-]
I'd still eat them
#226 to #219 - gladiader (04/04/2012) [-]
not if i ate them first....
#224 to #219 - reaperslayer ONLINE (04/04/2012) [-]
they wer made by justin beiber and rebecca black
they wer made by justin beiber and rebecca black
#297 to #224 - nowimbecomedeath (04/04/2012) [-]
well in that case
well in that case
#304 to #302 - nowimbecomedeath (04/05/2012) [-]
yay does this mean we finally have food
yay does this mean we finally have food
#305 to #304 - reaperslayer ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
heavy weapons guy appruved
#306 to #305 - nowimbecomedeath (04/05/2012) [-]
sweet sweet SANDVICH
sweet sweet SANDVICH
#108 - notagoodusername (04/04/2012) [-]
this makes so much sense.
#22 to #16 - doctadeathbench (04/03/2012) [-]
yay criken!
yay criken!
User avatar #5 - arearea ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
i have seen every episode MINIMAL of 15 times, and i can still watch it all day. It's ******* rad. that was also a good episode
User avatar #23 to #10 - arearea ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
hey, it wasn't underlined red when i typed it, so a assumed it was right. Haters gonna Hate
#31 to #23 - plewbear (04/04/2012) [-]
The context was wrong. The "auto-correct" saw that the spelling was right.
The context was wrong. The "auto-correct" saw that the spelling was right.
User avatar #220 - JmanOfIsrael (04/04/2012) [-]
I always listened to Dewey.
#240 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #169 to #134 - noahz (04/04/2012) [-]
just below the same community has -2 thumbs wtf
#294 to #169 - pinebugz (04/04/2012) [-]
yeah funnyjunk is bi polar as 			****
yeah funnyjunk is bi polar as ****
User avatar #239 - DropDeadShred (04/04/2012) [-]
Dewey, slightly retarded or pure genius?
#248 to #239 - potatoexpress (04/04/2012) [-]
Or maybe he's slightly retarded in a way that makes him pure genius?
Or maybe he's slightly retarded in a way that makes him pure genius?
#172 - doakinslayer (04/04/2012) [-]
if I wanted to laugh at Malcolm in the middle, I'd just watch Malcolm in the middle.
#24 - mjdjoy (04/03/2012) [-]
I love this
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