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#222 - fatimmortal (04/03/2012) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but here's a list of what I'd have in my setup.

Weapons:
- Two titanium swords with diamond edges(Katanas would be nice)
- A good assault rifle with a silencer with about 120 rounds of ammo
- A Deagle with silencer with about 50 rounds of ammo
- A bunch of fully charged portable speakers the size of grenades attached with cheapy mp3 players(tactical zombie grenades to lead them away)
- A collapsible bo-staff with a spear tip
- A golf bag thingy with wheels? (Dunno what they're called/For storing weapons)

Actual survival;
- A 5lbs bag of sugar
- About 3lbs of dried meat
- Multi vitamin pills
- Knives
- Water purification tablets
- 1W LED torches with a whole bunch of batteries(These things last fucking ages)
- Some water bottles
- A bicycle?
User avatar #246 to #222 - cloukora (04/05/2012) [-]
Nice, I need to get into more details with my kit. Especially a more realistic one than the one I came up with XD
But a bicycle wouldn't be a good idea, easy for the zombies to grab you and pull you down. Most likely they're going to be very strong (we won't know for sure until it happens). I get where you're coming from for it though, it's quiet and they won't be able to hear you. But a heavy duty truck would be more suitable.
Good idea with the silencer btw, after watching Walking Dead, I realized that silencers will probably be a good idea lol
#249 to #246 - fatimmortal (04/05/2012) [-]
I've always liked the idea of silencers and always thought of its usefulness when going silent. I freaking love sneaking up on people and leaving no trace of whatever I did. But then the guns aren't my primary, the swords are. Even silenced weapons make a little noise, hence the swords will be my primary weapons when they get too close for comfort.

Meh, I think it's about time I learn some sword fighting techniques.
User avatar #250 to #249 - cloukora (04/05/2012) [-]
Yeah swords are good for that, and if you run out of ammo. I just hope my katana can hold up, it only cost me $40 xD. In a zombie apocalypse, I don't think it's important to learn fighting techniques, cause (unless they can somehow wield swords) you won't be going against someone with another sword. Although, attacking techniques may be good, like taking two of them down at once or something. But it's really movement and flow of the blade you should worry about. And strength too. You may be fighting for quite awhile, and you also need to be able to drive the sword into the damned things lol
#251 to #250 - fatimmortal (04/05/2012) [-]
That's a cheap katana man, and those cheap ones won't last long when cutting through the neck bone and the skull, which is its primary focus in a zombie apocalypse. Any other part of the body will be useless and a waste of precious energy. Learning how to swing a sword efficiently to kill a zombie faster will be the difference to life or death. Plus, it'll also be useful for hunting or defending yourself against wild animals. :X
User avatar #252 to #251 - cloukora (04/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know lol, I gotta get myself a better sword. Yeah I suppose it would be good to be able to defend against wild animals xD
#255 to #252 - fatimmortal (04/06/2012) [-]
I still like the bike idea though. It's quiet and I could get places without zombies noticing me from the noise. The only problem is to get one that can go at least 30mph without falling apart and with a small diesel engine fitted to the back wheel during those long ass rides between towns.

A motorbike would be nice, but then again it's too noisy and I guess it's more efficient to have a moped that won't finish up gas that easily. Plus having a moped means I can store at least 3-4 refuels with me on the go.
User avatar #256 to #255 - cloukora (04/06/2012) [-]
I don't know much about bikes, but yeah it sounds like mopeds would be good for that sort of thing. I would probably just have a muscle car, or a regular civilian truck armored up for defense.
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