Girls, girls, girls. OC - Nedg. Did you know that there are over 3 billion MEN on this Earth? I would say the average female so on average, 1 female dates dates
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Girls, girls, girls

Did you know that there are over
3 billion MEN on this Earth?
I would say the average female so on average, 1 female dates
dates about 10 to 30 guys in about A) 00000001 of the male
har lifetime- population. Whooh is WAY less
than It
This excl udes whores
So if a female who has dated between 10 to 30 men in her
life has the nerve to say that ALL men are assholes then...
So unless you' had a solid
relationship with over 3 billion
men, I have a message for you
All literally means every
As a female, I believe that "Men are all dogs, I know
insulting a whole gender for all about the games"
the immaturity of a few
assholes is wrong
Ho bitsh, until you have a dick and balls OR you
feel strongly about women, you do NOT know
And I am SICK and MC) TIRED of girls chasing bad boys
then expecting people to feel sorry for them when they get hurt
And one last thing. When a boy breaks up with
you, don' t always jump and blame him. Blame
yourself for ******* onee. If you' re a bitsh,
then you' re a bitsh, and you need to realize it.
Sometimes I But then I
hate being a remember that
girl because there are some
of all of decent girls out
those other ' there, just as
girls that - - there are decent
make me just guys. We' re not
want to stab hard to find,
something . unless you have an
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#19 - dzamie (04/02/2012) [-]
Whoops, how did this get here?
#904 to #752 - borntobrawl (04/03/2012) [-]
i sat staring at your comment for 2 minutes waiting for your comment to load ........ pic unrelated
User avatar #2 - acfb (04/02/2012) [-]
I ate a brownie once.
#5 to #2 - elwinn (04/02/2012) [-]
me too...i then proceeded to see purple elephants swimming in the toilet bowl

#694 to #2 - MrNoHandsHeavy (04/03/2012) [-]
IMPOSSIBLE
User avatar #727 to #694 - fernand (04/03/2012) [-]
ahh look... the mystical eyeboob.
User avatar #839 to #2 - fscambia (04/03/2012) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
User avatar #651 to #336 - Downey (04/03/2012) [-]
Knope 2012
#169 - broorb (04/02/2012) [-]
WOAH. BUDDY.    
   
"Look, guys. Appreciate me. I'm one of you. I'm on your side. I seem to reject my own sex for their stupidity, whereas in actual fact the pseudo-liberal views I project in your favour are meaningless to me. I don't actually give a 			****		 about anyone, I've created an ideal for you in order to satisfy my meretriciously egotistical requirements, just waiting for someone who isn't me to tell me I'm perfect."    
   
what's that I hear you ask? how can I read you like a book? because you and I are exactly the same. get the 			****		 over yourself, woman, go put this on facebook instead of on a site where you know people will agree with you by default. does your asshole ever get jealous of the 			****		 that comes out of your mouth?    
   
you idiots can thumb me down all you want, if you're drawn in by this self-righteous 			********		 then your head's in the wrong place anyway. I'm not saying I don't agree with her, I'm saying she's playing to your weaknesses, and if you're all falling for girls like these then don't be surprised when you get a) friendzoned or b) humiliated.
WOAH. BUDDY.

"Look, guys. Appreciate me. I'm one of you. I'm on your side. I seem to reject my own sex for their stupidity, whereas in actual fact the pseudo-liberal views I project in your favour are meaningless to me. I don't actually give a **** about anyone, I've created an ideal for you in order to satisfy my meretriciously egotistical requirements, just waiting for someone who isn't me to tell me I'm perfect."

what's that I hear you ask? how can I read you like a book? because you and I are exactly the same. get the **** over yourself, woman, go put this on facebook instead of on a site where you know people will agree with you by default. does your asshole ever get jealous of the **** that comes out of your mouth?

you idiots can thumb me down all you want, if you're drawn in by this self-righteous ******** then your head's in the wrong place anyway. I'm not saying I don't agree with her, I'm saying she's playing to your weaknesses, and if you're all falling for girls like these then don't be surprised when you get a) friendzoned or b) humiliated.
User avatar #585 to #169 - mmmmcheezy (04/03/2012) [-]
lol i love how people keep saying "she" i bet anything that its a dude who felt like this and called himself a female just for the thumbs...the oh so important thumbs....
#977 to #585 - broorb (04/03/2012) [-]
Huh. I didn't think of that. The writing style seems so... womanish, though
#762 to #169 - tie (04/03/2012) [-]
but i want to beleive...
#978 to #762 - broorb (04/03/2012) [-]
*pat pat* she's using you to make herself feel good, honey.
User avatar #175 to #169 - beautifulmonster (04/02/2012) [-]
-Thumbs up.- I agree.
#178 to #175 - broorb (04/02/2012) [-]
Much appreciated.
#475 to #169 - haydn (04/03/2012) [-]
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I want to sex your opinions.
#975 to #475 - broorb (04/03/2012) [-]
Heeheeheee, much appreciated. This happens every so often; a girl makes this sort of post, is adored for the first half of her ride to the front page, and then (thank goodness) the ratio of skepticals:idiots starts to increase.
User avatar #981 to #975 - haydn (04/03/2012) [-]
Indeed, it's as idiotic as lads claiming they're different from other boys. It's like, oh, so you out of every lad in the world are different in a good way? Yep sure
User avatar #983 to #981 - commontroll (04/03/2012) [-]
Agreed. I just say that I'm basically the same as most guys, it's just I have a bit more self control and don't want to be the same as everybody else.
User avatar #984 to #983 - haydn (04/03/2012) [-]
Yeahh, I don't even catogorise myself with other lads, because it's just a catorgory in itself haha. It's a gender, it's gonna be similar.
User avatar #985 to #984 - commontroll (04/03/2012) [-]
Very true. I just make sure to not let them think that I don't think about sex, or whatever, and don't want them expecting me to never screw up. So I admit to girls that I'm not as good as I want to be, and to not expect me to be perfect. That's mainly what I meant by that. Just didn't want to come off as prideful or dickish.
User avatar #986 to #985 - haydn (04/03/2012) [-]
I'm just totally honest with my intentions, even if they seem dickish. I'd rather be criticised for my honesty than hated for lying, usually works out good.
User avatar #987 to #986 - commontroll (04/03/2012) [-]
Well said sir. I must bid you farewell, for I have class to attend. May you be successful in your love life sir.
User avatar #194 to #169 - commontroll (04/02/2012) [-]
Completely agreed man. She's just being a thumbwhore, like all the dozens of other girls who post this kind of **** . "HURR DURR, I'm a gurl! I dun be stupid liek all da other gurls out dere! I use logek!"

I'm sick of these. We get it. We know that not all girls are ******* idiots. Otherwise there would be no straight guys. I have four sisters, I know girls are usually smart and only a few generalize. Just like only stupid idiots who go after bitches or girls with standards (not saying they're the same, they both end up rejecting guys though.) and get rejected say that all girls forget the good guys in the friendzone and don't want the good guy.

Newsflash, my fellow males: Women are allowed to have standards. They are allowed to want a nice guy who's smart and also good looking. But you won't find that in a prideful and stuck up bitch. And you won't have a chance in getting a good girl who's nice and good looking if she's out of your league.

And as for the friendzone: if you are friends with a girl, great, so am I. I'm friends with lots of girls, and I've never left the friendzone. Have those girls flirted with me and made it obvious they wanted to do things with me? Yes, but that doesn't put you out of the friend zone. That puts you in the friends with benefits zone.

Also, stop saying you're a good guy who isn't just looking for sex, and then get pissed off because you can't get laid and the girl you like won't have sex with you.

/rant
#974 to #194 - broorb (04/03/2012) [-]
I've not got time to write the long statement of concurrence that I'd like to, as I have to rush out, but it's real nice to know that there are some guys on this site who aren't pulled in by this kind of **** . Gives me some hope, hahah. Cheers.
User avatar #982 to #974 - commontroll (04/03/2012) [-]
Thanks Dad! You're the best! xD But yeah, completely understandable, I thought when I got a comment on here, it'd be somebody hating on me. I'm surprised I got thumbs.
#833 - malizlewaa (04/03/2012) [-]
MFW Humanity

I hate every single one of you.
#404 - holdenc (04/03/2012) [-]
> Be me, 16 in Advanced English class
>debating the death penalty
> Female "Girls shouldn't have the death penalty because they are fragile" (exact quote)
> Female teacher ******* AGREES with this *******
>mfw
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#270 - thebigdirty (04/02/2012) [-]
mfw this is actually a guy whining
mfw this is actually a guy whining
User avatar #17 - hermanri (04/02/2012) [-]
Good thing I have an IQ of -2.
User avatar #308 to #17 - whatisthischeese (04/02/2012) [-]
tutor me plz
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User avatar #763 - shredheadxd (04/03/2012) [-]
1. be a girl on fj
2. support men and bitch about girls
3. ?????
4. PROFIT
#661 - rulerofmuffins (04/03/2012) [-]
>"i know all about the game"   
>all about the game   
>the game
>"i know all about the game"
>all about the game
>the game


#672 to #661 - glorytohypnotoad (04/03/2012) [-]
beat me to it
User avatar #362 - wtel (04/02/2012) [-]
This isn't funny, nor is particularly insightful. It's blatant thumb whoring.

How this go to the frontpage is completely beyond me, but the next time someone complains about the general lack of funny content, I'll be sure to link this.
#401 to #362 - anon (04/03/2012) [-]
you're the first registered user that I see who notices the crap (like this) that repeats in this ****** website way too often.. it's just a kinder garden here, you can't expect anything better than this
#367 to #362 - anon (04/03/2012) [-]
Its retarded. I hate people like this. And when its a girl complaining about her gender, its even more ******* annoying, even though I'm a girl.
User avatar #376 to #367 - wtel (04/03/2012) [-]
I assume it's some female funnyjunk rite of passage for females.

Every once and a while you'll see the same monotonous post vilifying an entire gender for vilifying an entire gender.

And of course, the desperate funnyjunk community will gorge on this **** in the hopes that they'll get laid (or something) and later complain about how nothing funny gets posted anymore.
#723 - griffkool (04/03/2012) [-]
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#285 - HorriblyCrazy (04/02/2012) [-]
I AM GIRL. MOST GIRLS ARE DUMB AND GO FOR DOUCHEBAGS.

GIVE ME THUMBS NAO THAAAANKS <3


:l Seriously. The **** is this **** ?
#295 to #285 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
Admitting is the first step, you whoreslut.
#307 to #295 - HorriblyCrazy (04/02/2012) [-]
I'm flattered that you assume that anyone would 			****		 me. &lt;3 Thanks.
I'm flattered that you assume that anyone would **** me. <3 Thanks.
#332 to #307 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
<3 ANYTIME.
#823 - toastedstrudel (04/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #825 to #823 - thepoopshivers (04/03/2012) [-]
I've never lol'd harder in my life, thank you
#836 to #823 - flyinjew (04/03/2012) [-]
made me think of this...
made me think of this...
#844 to #823 - xoriat (04/03/2012) [-]
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#820 - Cleavland Steamer (04/03/2012) [-]
oh great... one of these posts again...
#641 - dengekisushi (04/03/2012) [-]
MFW I'm a nineteen-year-old girl and have only dated two guys.
#818 - anon (04/03/2012) [-]
<-- OP
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