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#95 - cavemanpedro (04/02/2012) [-]
so black people technically aren't colored?
#232 - sebastianr (04/03/2012) [-]
**sebastianr rolled a random image posted in comment #220 at The Giving Tree 2 ** MFW
User avatar #290 to #232 - memeticman (04/03/2012) [-]
Dafuq?
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User avatar #52 to #51 - natanhiel (04/02/2012) [-]
It's an image.
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#167 - whatisthischeese (04/02/2012) [-]
this text is blacknot
#179 to #167 - tommynatas (04/02/2012) [-]
The only thing on frontpage that made me laugh. lol.
#229 to #167 - xturboxx (04/03/2012) [-]
i literally burst out laughing.
i literally burst out laughing.
User avatar #220 - milkytroll (04/03/2012) [-]
**** uncle dolan
User avatar #36 - dzamie (04/02/2012) [-]
Black is simply the absence of light; that does not make it unworthy of colorship.
#376 to #36 - anotherjoenobody (04/03/2012) [-]
black is the absence of light but the combination of all pigment.

inversely, white is the combination of all light but the absence of pigment.

therefore, if we all have uncolored text, which is white, we must abide by pigmentation. this means getting black text would qualify as color.

otherwise, if black text has no color, then this white text IS colored text and we should all be happy.
#410 to #376 - Fgner (04/03/2012) [-]
When an object does not give off light or absorbs all wavelengths of the visible electromagnetic spectrum, there photoreceptors in our eyes fail to be stimulated, and therefore our brain interprets this as black.
Pixels on an LCD screen do not truly emit black color, they try not to emit anything at all. However, it emits small amounts of light regardless, creating a "synthetic" black which you all obviously have seen, it is much greyer. Pixels do NOT use pigmentation for coloring, and therefore your logic is invalidated.
So using this information, by making our text black, uncle dolan did not actually give us colored text. In fact, he took away the white text. White is when the pixels in the screen emit all three RGB light and all photoreceptors are stimulated, and the brain perceives white. So technically he took away our colored text for uncolored text. What a ******* douche guys.
#419 to #410 - anotherjoenobody (04/03/2012) [-]
oh you gotta bring PIXELS all up in this 			****		.   
   
   
we-ll.
oh you gotta bring PIXELS all up in this **** .


we-ll.
User avatar #420 to #419 - Fgner (04/03/2012) [-]
Dude that .gif is shopped. I can tell from the pixels.
#422 to #421 - Fgner (04/03/2012) [-]
You interrupted this for that **** ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f28WViN6k9o
#423 to #422 - anotherjoenobody (04/03/2012) [-]
Andy Grammer -"Fine By Me"   
i don't understand...
Andy Grammer -"Fine By Me"
i don't understand...
#424 to #423 - Fgner (04/03/2012) [-]
It's 			*******		 stuck in my head... since last Monday...
It's ******* stuck in my head... since last Monday...
#425 to #424 - Fgner (04/03/2012) [-]
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#64 to #36 - ballzacsbitch (04/02/2012) [-]
Colours are just different wavelengths,    
Waves of Light are wavelengths,   
Hence, saying black is the absence of colour is not wrong...   
   
Someone love me now?
Colours are just different wavelengths,
Waves of Light are wavelengths,
Hence, saying black is the absence of colour is not wrong...

Someone love me now?
#413 to #64 - Fgner (04/03/2012) [-]
I love you.
#40 to #36 - theshinypen (04/02/2012) [-]
No, black is the absence of a job.
User avatar #267 to #40 - xshadeeisafag (04/03/2012) [-]
you ******* ruined it by using a trollface pic
User avatar #271 to #267 - theshinypen (04/03/2012) [-]
i dont have racist dog sorry
#293 to #271 - memeticman (04/03/2012) [-]
It's Dangerous to Go Alone, Take This.
User avatar #403 to #271 - norwegianwaffles (04/03/2012) [-]
there is google for just such an accession
#10 - seeggul (04/02/2012) [-]
says you.
#4 - assmole (04/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #127 - wrinklynewt (04/02/2012) [-]
its called trolling, and this is the first time that uncle dolan has actually been able to do it well.

i applaud him. besides, its gone now
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User avatar #138 to #134 - wrinklynewt (04/02/2012) [-]
but it is commonly known, and you can't really be a scumbag and a troll
#113 - PhenomenalPancake (04/02/2012) [-]
Whatever. I'll just leave this here.
#32 - tricher (04/02/2012) [-]
You hear that ****** ! No one wants you around this box anymore! YOUR NOT EVEN A COLOR SO LEAVE!
#282 - shfiftyfive (04/03/2012) [-]
Give me power and i shall grant you all rainbow text!
#180 - rainbowshurburt (04/02/2012) [-]
You get white and you will ******* enjoy it!
#191 to #180 - rillokush (04/03/2012) [-]
BANGARANG
#254 - thefloppinater (04/03/2012) [-]
Goes on Funnyjunk


Complains about everything uncle dolan does
#386 - anon (04/03/2012) [-]
Its a race's
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