zombie apocalypse. www.youtube.com/watch?v=383L_FuV0F0. How many of you want a zombie apocalypse and dont give a about the billions of deaths. Why People want a Zombie Apocalypse: 1) It breaks them out of their everyday routine 2) They think it'll be exciting 3) They think they'll survive 4) They think
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User avatar #76 - nightauditor (04/02/2012) [-]
Did you ever thought that you (yes YOU) would turn into a zombie immediately?

All your fancy plans would go to waste...

#90 to #76 - unikornanarkyh (04/02/2012) [-]
#62 - demonbunny (04/02/2012) [-]
Why People want a Zombie Apocalypse:
1) It breaks them out of their everyday routine
2) They think it'll be exciting
3) They think they'll survive
4) They think they'll save the day
5) They think the only remaining Women on the planet will instinctively want to have sex with them.

What they think will happen in a Zombie Apocalypse:
1) They'll shoot horde after horde of the undead
2) They'll be able to shoot all the people-turned-zombies who were asses to them in life
3) They'll get Laid

What will really happen in a Zombie Apocalypse:
1) They die; along with the rest of the population.
#120 - Nickdowgg (04/02/2012) [-]
What I think I'll do in a zombie apocalypse.
What I think I'll do in a zombie apocalypse.
#83 - jakols (04/02/2012) [-]
False. Billions of deaths would not ever occur. A zombie apocalypse would never occur in the real world.
the key factor to why every imaginary zombie apocalypse's on movies and in games have worked i because at some point, a political leader hesitated.
IRL that would never have happened, The armies of the world are not afraid to sacrifice a few lives(read thousands) to save the rest of humanity. it would, IRL have been a slaughter of all living and dead within the infected areas, a massacre, shot process, no survivors.

sadly this is the truth.
User avatar #88 to #83 - anonnknox (04/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #105 to #83 - shibo (04/02/2012) [-]
Well actually theoretically it is within the boundaries of reality for a zombie apocalypse to occur. Just not in the sense of 'real' undead zombies. There is a parasite that enters the brain of animals and controls its actions, causing aggression, loss of concious thought and reasoning. However currently the human brain is too advanced for the parasite to actually be able to do anything. However a mutation in the parasite may make it have the ability to bypass this.

If the rage virus was to somehow make its way into a population then BAM zombie like state.

But as you stated above it's unlikely that the armies of the world would stand by and do nothing. If any of the above mentioned the political leader would probably put an end to it before it starts.

Though if a large number of people, including the leaders of countries and the world were to subcumb to whatever virus that may have caused it in too short a time for anyone to react, then yes you have the 'zombie apocalypse'

However the chances of this ever happening is pretty much zero. A one in a google chance. Not impossible, just probably never going to happen
#91 to #83 - jakols (04/02/2012) [-]
mfw, i realized this a few months back
mfw, i realized this a few months back
#15 - theslackerking ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
if you ask me the world could use about 3 billion less people.
#98 - zsakul (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey.... I'd take the billions of death without the zombies. They are just a bonus.
#50 - brutalmetalmosher (04/02/2012) [-]
BRING IT THE 			****		 ON
BRING IT THE **** ON
#37 - yettinarch (04/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #32 to #28 - tailsx (04/02/2012) [-]
no but you want a liger
#2 - boothead (04/01/2012) [-]
I would enjoy the billions of deaths, Only stupid people would panic and fall victim to the Zombies anyway, so it would be a good thing...
User avatar #77 - SwiftNinja (04/02/2012) [-]
Most of you don't know it but... Most of you would be dead very soon.
#66 - ShaunG (04/02/2012) [-]
I find it very hard to believe that a zombie apocalypse would occur, even if such disease/demonic praise COULD bring about the undead.

Unlike the movies, people just are't stupid enough to get bit by a zombie.
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User avatar #87 to #72 - skepticalgingaa (04/02/2012) [-]
Let me offer this. Would you rather their bodies, the very sights you've associated with love and comfort for your whole life, live on as putrid monsters? The people inside would be dead. I believe that I would rather put their bodies at rest as well, than know they were a part of the undead masses.
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#82 to #66 - wafflemix (04/02/2012) [-]
Also, don't forget how quickly the CDC and military would notice this too.
#68 to #66 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
humman stupidity is undervalued
User avatar #136 - SpcRamon (04/02/2012) [-]
I think it will solve all our problems. Bieber, the country, people bitching about other countries, Mass Effect 3 ending, and people like the hills or jersey shore.
User avatar #95 - shibo (04/02/2012) [-]
Borderline Sociopath....so no I don't.

Besides I live in the South Island of New Zealand, we only have about 1 million people...and a lot of mountains. I'm pretty much set
#55 - bosskiss (04/02/2012) [-]
fixed*
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User avatar #20 - xkmarcus (04/02/2012) [-]
And live without the internet!?

Hell no!
#3 - veroneej (04/01/2012) [-]
**veroneej rolled a random image posted in comment #1708 at Take FJ back ** no, i have planned out the zombie apocalypse and all that but life would be harsh and sad during a zombie apocalypse i would rather there be a zombie island were we take the dead and infect them and keep the infection going but contain it to a island we could visit bu we could cut off the jaws,arms and pull out the remaining teeth making them no longer harmful(just an idea)
**veroneej rolled a random image posted in comment #1708 at Take FJ back ** no, i have planned out the zombie apocalypse and all that but life would be harsh and sad during a zombie apocalypse i would rather there be a zombie island were we take the dead and infect them and keep the infection going but contain it to a island we could visit bu we could cut off the jaws,arms and pull out the remaining teeth making them no longer harmful(just an idea)
#11 - lasomacintosh (04/02/2012) [-]
Some people need to die.
Too bad the zombies crave brains.
#117 - Jameshaich (04/02/2012) [-]
Mfw I live a few minutes from the wallaces monument in Stirling.
Best. Place. Ever. to hold out.
User avatar #99 - jojonv (04/02/2012) [-]
Too many want's this... O.o

(And I'm one of them! :D)
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