zombie apocalypse. www.youtube.com/watch?v=383L_FuV0F0. How many of you want a zombie apocalypse and dont give a shit about the billions of deaths. Why People want a Zombie Apocalypse: 1) It breaks them out of their everyday routine 2) They think it'll be exciting 3) They think they'll survive 4) They think
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How many of you want
a zombie apocalypse and
dont give a shit about the
billions of deaths
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Submitted: 04/01/2012
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#62 - demonbunny (04/02/2012) [-]
Why People want a Zombie Apocalypse:
1) It breaks them out of their everyday routine
2) They think it'll be exciting
3) They think they'll survive
4) They think they'll save the day
5) They think the only remaining Women on the planet will instinctively want to have sex with them.

What they think will happen in a Zombie Apocalypse:
1) They'll shoot horde after horde of the undead
2) They'll be able to shoot all the people-turned-zombies who were asses to them in life
3) They'll get Laid

What will really happen in a Zombie Apocalypse:
1) They die; along with the rest of the population.
#120 - Nickdowgg (04/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What I think I'll do in a zombie apocalypse.
What I think I'll do in a zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #1 - thephoenix (04/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
unless you a zombie.jpg
#2 - boothead (04/01/2012) [-]
I would enjoy the billions of deaths, Only stupid people would panic and fall victim to the Zombies anyway, so it would be a good thing...
User avatar #76 - nightauditor (04/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Did you ever thought that you (yes YOU) would turn into a zombie immediately?

All your fancy plans would go to waste...

User avatar #25 - slone (04/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i want something that will free me from the monotony of the current world but wont have a high chance of killing me or making me lose most of the people i love
#83 - jakols (04/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
False. Billions of deaths would not ever occur. A zombie apocalypse would never occur in the real world.
the key factor to why every imaginary zombie apocalypse's on movies and in games have worked i because at some point, a political leader hesitated.
IRL that would never have happened, The armies of the world are not afraid to sacrifice a few lives(read thousands) to save the rest of humanity. it would, IRL have been a slaughter of all living and dead within the infected areas, a massacre, shot process, no survivors.

sadly this is the truth.
#15 - theslackerking (04/02/2012) [-]
if you ask me the world could use about 3 billion less people.
#98 - zsakul (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey.... I'd take the billions of death without the zombies. They are just a bonus.
#50 - brutalmetalmosher (04/02/2012) [-]
BRING IT THE FUCK ON
BRING IT THE FUCK ON
#37 - yettinarch (04/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #77 - SwiftNinja (04/02/2012) [-]
Most of you don't know it but... Most of you would be dead very soon.
#66 - ShaunG (04/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I find it very hard to believe that a zombie apocalypse would occur, even if such disease/demonic praise COULD bring about the undead.

Unlike the movies, people just are't stupid enough to get bit by a zombie.
User avatar #109 - nabagala (04/02/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>dismember 1 zombie
>bathe zombie blood
>make sounds like a zombie
> move like a zombie
>walk together with the zombies



Profit??

User avatar #129 to #125 - nabagala (04/02/2012) [-]
no random guy would walk in front of a zombie horde and challenges each zombie in a 1 on 1 fist fight.
#97 - pandachick (04/02/2012) [+] (30 replies)
if you roll a zero for the first one you are unarmed
if trips you find a cure
User avatar #132 to #97 - jannikch ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
**jannikch rolls 900**
User avatar #95 - shibo (04/02/2012) [-]
Borderline Sociopath....so no I don't.

Besides I live in the South Island of New Zealand, we only have about 1 million people...and a lot of mountains. I'm pretty much set
#55 - bosskiss (04/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
fixed*
#11 - lasomacintosh (04/02/2012) [-]
Some people need to die.
Too bad the zombies crave brains.
#3 - veroneej (04/01/2012) [-]
**veroneej rolled a random image posted in comment #1708 at Take FJ back ** no, i have planned out the zombie apocalypse and all that but life would be harsh and sad during a zombie apocalypse i would rather there be a zombie island were we take the dead and infect them and keep the infection going but contain it to a island we could visit bu we could cut off the jaws,arms and pull out the remaining teeth making them no longer harmful(just an idea)
**veroneej rolled a random image posted in comment #1708 at Take FJ back ** no, i have planned out the zombie apocalypse and all that but life would be harsh and sad during a zombie apocalypse i would rather there be a zombie island were we take the dead and infect them and keep the infection going but contain it to a island we could visit bu we could cut off the jaws,arms and pull out the remaining teeth making them no longer harmful(just an idea)
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