When you see it. .. It's funny because Hitler was Austrian. Hitler jooz


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#10 - lasomacintosh (04/01/2012) [-]
For those of you who don't see it, the car is parked on the sidewalk.
User avatar #215 to #32 - jrdnlws (04/02/2012) [-]
#56 to #32 - krick (04/02/2012) [-]
He's just being funny, we all see the "Nazi Hitler guy"
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User avatar #11 to #10 - theguywithnopants (04/01/2012) [-]
Nope that's just Europe.
#23 to #10 - cinnamontoastmunch (04/01/2012) [-]
And that the sign should also be in german
User avatar #30 to #23 - lasomacintosh (04/01/2012) [-]
Unless it's a school where you go to learn German.
#13 to #10 - anon (04/01/2012) [-]
Also, they have no chairs or benches. They are only crouching in the air.
#2 - robotgoose (04/01/2012) [-]
It's funny because Hitler was Austrian.
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#141 to #2 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
I honestly didn't think there are still people who don't know that austrians are germans.
If there are any angry austrians here, then thumb me down all you want, if you're interested to hear why Austrians are Germans, then just reply to me.
#227 to #141 - hugamaniac (04/02/2012) [-]
You are wrong and right. I'm as austrian as it gets and eventhough we speak the same language that doesn't mean we are the same. In history there has always been Austria (Ostarrichi) and only once Austria and Germany were one nation and that was under the Nazis. Austria has only been a part of Germany for 7 years and that's it. I nearly forgot that Austrians are a mixture of slavic and bavarian people who moved here and that was more 1500 years ago (or even more). In this time you could say that out of slavic and bavarian settlers, the austrian had been formed.
personal opinion on Germans: I really like Germany but the Germans are just getting on my nerves. The way how they speak is just annoying and they are just sometimes too nice.
#241 to #227 - agrebx (04/02/2012) [-]
My father is a "Austro-german" and my mom just german, so I'm not really biased.
I just don't like the idea of an Austrian ethnicity.

Here's why I claim that Austrians are ethnic germans:

1. Austria used to be part of the Holy roman empire (German nation)

2. Austria dominated the German confederation, till they got in a war with Prussia where Prussia kicked their ass, Austria was not part of the german confederation after that

3. Austria teamed up with Hungary and a few smaller countries and became the Austro-Hungarian monarchy.

4. Austrians share a culture, language, history which can be considered as german.

5. After Austria lost WW1, the monarchy fell and Austria called itself "German Austria", which indicates that they still saw themself as germans.

6. The "Austria is not German" ideology only happened because of the so called "Opferthese" where they basically just blamed everything on the germans, and the "austrian identity" followed years after.

So this are my reasons for claiming that Austrians are germans (except for slavs who might have ancestors from a different slavic country).
I see people like Mozart as german (who considered himself to be german) and I also see Hitler is a german person.

That is all, thanks for reading.
#274 to #241 - hugamaniac (04/02/2012) [-]
1. Austria was a part of the holy roman empire, so were the netherlands, parts of france and italy, bohemia and other territories which you would nowadays not call german.

2. that **** was in the 18th century and it was about a territory in poland. Yes Austria got its ass kicked but we were at that moment an independent empire

3. We did not team up with Hungary!!! Austria earned territory by marrying into the families of different emperors. (Spain was austrian in the 16th century)

4. the culture is similar to the german one but in an independent country you start making your own culture. Austria made its own culture over the hundreds of years.

5. austria lost 90% of its territory, Germany only 10%. the austrians thought that they lost their importance in international politics, what they kinda did, and they wanted to be in a strong and big nation. However after 15 years of being a democratic nation the austrians started being ok with a new, smaller nation. If Hitler wouldnt have manipulated the vote for the Anschluss, the austrians would have voted against it

6. Yes, i admit that some austrians but most of us say that Austrian Nazis have killed thousands of jews. And of course the own culture which i mentioned before is a part of this austria is not germany ideology

#245 to #241 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
Suck it losers!
#195 to #141 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
2 thumbs down so far, please keep em coming, I love the smell of austrian butthurt ;)
User avatar #240 to #141 - aratedchris (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're from Singapore because you speak english too, right?
#72 - ThatAnnoyingKid (04/02/2012) [-]
FOUND IT. The ****** was parked on the curb
#47 - frysfrys (04/02/2012) [-]
What is this sorcery?! No chairs!!
#57 to #47 - blahdudeblah (04/02/2012) [-]
In German school only pussies get chairs, the men do wall sits all day long! D<
User avatar #58 to #57 - frysfrys (04/02/2012) [-]
And I'm assuming the girls get down on their knees.. ;)
#59 to #58 - blahdudeblah (04/02/2012) [-]

As reward for going all day long the men get blowjobs. WHILE DOING WALL SITS.
User avatar #113 to #57 - corkscrew (04/02/2012) [-]
but... but there's no wall..........
#276 to #113 - blahdudeblah (04/03/2012) [-]
Thats how bad ass German men are! We don't need walls to do wall sits! Not like those pussy Arabs!


Yeah, Germans are smart enough to not kill themselves trying to kill JUST a few dozen non combatants.
User avatar #277 to #276 - corkscrew (04/03/2012) [-]
idk man, my uncle died in auschwitz when he fell off a guard tower
#278 to #277 - blahdudeblah (04/03/2012) [-]
Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

Just because he had one too many beers during his mid shift beer break doesn't mean that most of us aren't smart enough to do better.

Although I could point out that your uncle probably (in some way/shape/form) aided in killing at least a hundred+ before he fell off of his guard tower.
User avatar #279 to #278 - corkscrew (04/03/2012) [-]
I take it you understand the reference? Good, because that means I don't have to go through the hassle of uploading the pic of that epic thread
which that also means you know better than that he was my actual uncle
#280 to #279 - blahdudeblah (04/03/2012) [-]
Of course. :D Awesome thread is awesome.
#281 to #280 - corkscrew (04/03/2012) [-]
**** it, I'll upload it anyway though I do feel like there was more to thread than what is in the picture
#282 to #281 - blahdudeblah (04/03/2012) [-]
omg, I just nearly died laughing.

4chan... you never know if you are going to wander into epicly awesomely bad assly amazing threads or cp and gore.
User avatar #283 to #282 - corkscrew (04/03/2012) [-]
I'll be honest, I've never seen any CP on 4chan since it is always taken down by the time I get into the thread.
But I've seen my fair share of gore to not have it affect me anymore... other than those papercut threads because /b/ is a bunch of *********
But the scat still gets to me...........
#284 to #283 - blahdudeblah (04/03/2012) [-]
yeah... and then random horse porn, just cause **** you.
User avatar #285 to #284 - corkscrew (04/03/2012) [-]
that isn't too disturbing to me
until they start getting to the guys ******* goats and stuff
or the thread where the guy said he jizzes on insects and he thinks about how they drowned in his cum
#286 to #285 - blahdudeblah (04/03/2012) [-]
Yeah... 4chan really is the asshole of the internet. Its like, sometimes you take an epic **** , thats so epic that the only reason you don't take a pic of it and post it on facebook is that most people would think you are sick.

Then, sometimes you eat bad mexican food and spend the next four hours pissing out of your asshole.
User avatar #287 to #286 - corkscrew (04/03/2012) [-]
woah woah woah now....
It's unfair to generalize 4chan that way since most of 4chan is pretty tame (even compared to some of the stuff here)
You need to be saying /b/ instead of 4chan
And if you want to be more specific, old /b/ not new /b/
#288 to #287 - blahdudeblah (04/03/2012) [-]
ok, I'll admit that outside of /b/ (probably old /b/, not new) I haven't seen much of 4chan.

But I think that, overall, the point still stands to some extent. While most threads are mediocre at best, there are (at least that we see) more of the extremes. That is; those that are either awesomely epic, or those that are disgusting and horrible.

Add in human nature (namely that we are more likely to remember extremes than the average) and thus the picture of 4chan being made of nothing but /b/ is completed.
User avatar #289 to #288 - corkscrew (04/03/2012) [-]
your 1st point (mediocre part) is absolutely true.
There are plenty of threads that need to be 404'd immediately.
But the same goes for here as well.
There are plenty of posts on fp I would love to have seen been murdered in newest uploads but the masses are sheep and thumb it up
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#69 - skuser (04/02/2012) [-]
Yup, i see it, it's a repost :D   
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3233809/german+sign+fail/ Submitted: 01/26/2012       
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2731043/German/ Submitted: 10/13/2011       
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2679266/german/ Submitted: 10/01/2011       
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2677806/German/ Submitted: 09/30/2011       
Inb4 I'm a faggot without a life.
Yup, i see it, it's a repost :D

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3233809/german+sign+fail/ Submitted: 01/26/2012
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2731043/German/ Submitted: 10/13/2011
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2679266/german/ Submitted: 10/01/2011
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2677806/German/ Submitted: 09/30/2011

Inb4 I'm a faggot without a life.
#90 to #69 - spacetequila (04/02/2012) [-]
Dis repost.
#217 - rolex (04/02/2012) [-]
special guest at their prom
special guest at their prom
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User avatar #131 - tkfourtwoone (04/02/2012) [-]
Seen Kyle?

Anyone, seen Kyle?
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