holy shit, worth the read. your mind just exploded and your happiness rose 9000%. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO
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holy shit, worth the read

your mind just exploded and your happiness rose 9000%

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR
EXISTENCE?
LET ME HELP YOU TO
IMAGINE THAT BETTER.
ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES
AROUND 2 000 000 FERTILE
PER DAY
THAT' S AROUND 45 000 000 000
DURING
AVARAGE MAN' S LIFETIME
EVERY SINGLE SPERMATOZOON
HAS ITS PARTICULAR DNA
AVERAGELY, MAN RAISES UP TO 3
CHILDREN THROUGHOUT
HIS LIFESPAN
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR FATHER' S
SINGLE SPERMATOZOON WILL
BECOME EXACTLY YOU IS
1: 15 000 000 000
BUT IS THAT ALL?
Of COURSE NOT!
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR
GRANDFATHER' S SINGLE SPERM
WILL BECOME YOUR FATHER AND
THAT YOUR FATHER' S SINGLE
SPERM WILL BECOME YOU IS
1: 144 000 000 000 000 000 000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
AFTER GENERATIONS (ONE
GENERATION IS 25 YEARS) IS
1: 600 000000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
MANKIND) IS 1: 18 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 ... (AND 500 000 MORE ZEROS)
BUT IS THAT ALL?
OF COURSE NOT!
THESE CALCULATIONS ARE BASED
ONLY ON ' s
FACTOR, CALCULATIONS DO NOT
INCLUDE SUCH FACTORS AS
MOTHERHOOD, DEATH BY
NATURAL CAUSES, DEATH BY
UNNATURAL CAUSES, CHILD' S
DEATH BEFORE ADULTHOOD, ETC.
IF STATISTICS WOULD INCLUDE
ALL FACTORS, POSSIBILITY OF
YOUR EXISTENCE WOULD BE
ALMOST ZERO.
AND WHAT' S NEXT?
NEXT, AFTER REALIZING, HOW
UNTHINKABLY HUGE
COINCIDENCE YOU ARE...
AFTER REALIZING, THAT YOUR
EXISTENCE SHOULD BE
ALMOST %, BUT HERE YOU ARE
IT' S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME
TO MAKE THOSE NUMBERS
COUNT.
BUT FOR NOW...
IT WOULD BE ENOUGH JUST TO
APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT
YOU ARE ALIVE!
...
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#1 - chris chris ONLINE (04/01/2012) [+] (10 replies)
#202 - willcthirtythree (04/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#278 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/01/2012) [+] (9 replies)
My happiness did not rise at all. It makes me feel incredibly unlucky because out of so many others, I was the one who ended up in this **** hole of a world, where people consider Justin Biebers hair being sold more important than exploring the vast expanse of the galaxy.

Countless wonders, experiences and cool **** awaits in the universe. And what do we do? Kill each other for no reason, mass genocide because of a few peoples ignorance, torturing people for something they couldn't control. So no, OP, don't tell me to be happy to be alive just because I was the one sperm out of 2 million to manage to make it.

**** I hate posts like this.
#130 - SilentRaver (04/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And when a Christian asks me why I would continue living if there's "no higher purpose", or what keeps Atheists from committing crimes like murder and rape, this is what I tell them. Because this isn't even including the astronomical odds since the beginning of the universe and process of evolution that they deny, and it's because of this that I believe Atheists (and open minded religious folks) who follow this train of thought have a much stronger appreciation for life than those who believe it was specially crafted for them with no risks at all and will continue on for eternity regardless of what happens.
And when a Christian asks me why I would continue living if there's "no higher purpose", or what keeps Atheists from committing crimes like murder and rape, this is what I tell them. Because this isn't even including the astronomical odds since the beginning of the universe and process of evolution that they deny, and it's because of this that I believe Atheists (and open minded religious folks) who follow this train of thought have a much stronger appreciation for life than those who believe it was specially crafted for them with no risks at all and will continue on for eternity regardless of what happens.
#145 - Womens Study Major (04/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
we are the
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User avatar #490 - sinclare (04/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This makes me sad when I masturbate.
User avatar #421 - floorotilo (04/01/2012) [-]
**floorotilo rolls 0** look how many ***** i give
#72 - comandopro (04/01/2012) [-]
First thing i thought of when i read "spermatozoids"
(MS paint skills of the charts)
#369 - cmcghie (04/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Saw someone was thumbing everyone down
>Gave everyone a thumb

#118 - Womens Study Major (04/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
4 years ago, I was at summer camp. It was a hot year, so the oldest cabin my brother was in went for a swim in the lake around 10:00 at night. They had a lifeguard there which wasn't much, but they were older so the camp figured it enough. Then they started calling for one of my brothers friends to report to the main cabin. Then we had to stay in our cabins, no leaving. No one would tell us what was going on. We went to sleep. Next morning, the oldest cabin wasn't at breakfast. We went back to our cabins, and they started calling cabins down to the main cabin. The reason was because last night my brothers friend panicked and went under. They didn't find him in time. He was 15. I didn't know my brothers friend that well because I didn't really hang out with my brother during camp. I had my camp friends and he had his. But I still cried like a baby. I didn't cry because of his friend, maybe only a little for that, but I cried because I realized how precious life was. I realized that a day ago, my brothers friend didn't think he was going to die. It probably never even crossed his mind. And yet he did. So I cried because I realized that I should enjoy each day. That I should try hard to get a life that I enjoy, because with the blink of an eye that can be taken from me. I cried because it took someones death for me to realize this.
#119 to #118 - Womens Study Major (04/01/2012) [-]
4 years ago, I was at summer camp. It was a hot year, so the oldest cabin my brother was in went for a swim in the lake around 10:00 at night. They had a lifeguard there which wasn't much, but they were older so the camp figured it enough. Then they started calling for one of my brothers friends to report to the main cabin. Then we had to stay in our cabins, no leaving. No one would tell us what was going on. We went to sleep. Next morning, the oldest cabin wasn't at breakfast. We went back to our cabins, and they started calling cabins down to the main cabin. The reason was because last night my brothers friend panicked and went under. They didn't find him in time. He was 15. I didn't know my brothers friend that well because I didn't really hang out with my brother during camp. I had my camp friends and he had his. But I still cried like a baby. I didn't cry because of his friend, maybe only a little for that, but I cried because I realized how precious life was. I realized that a day ago, my brothers friend didn't think he was going to die. It probably never even crossed his mind. And yet he did. So I cried because I realized that I should enjoy each day. That I should try hard to get a life that I enjoy, because with the blink of an eye that can be taken from me. I cried because it took someones death for me to realize this. COPY AND PASTED BECAUSE YOU CANNOT ******* READ THE BLACK.
#380 - themanwithnoplan (04/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And here we all are infront of a computer screen browsing the interwebs.
#290 - fadetometallica ONLINE (04/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Relevant.
#382 - lawlkitten (04/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#367 - theattiboy (04/01/2012) [-]
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#63 - sergejkarkarov (04/01/2012) [-]
MFW: I don't give a 						****					.
MFW: I don't give a **** .
#22 - hunman (04/01/2012) [-]
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Born or not born.
100% / 2 = 50%
User avatar #10 - flaminggodzilla (04/01/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**flaminggodzilla rolls 42**
User avatar #12 to #11 - flaminggodzilla (04/01/2012) [-]
**flaminggodzilla rolls 88** Ah, I've got dubs 13 times in the past hour, I'm not really mad..
#27 - jokersaysamuseme (04/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bitch Please.

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