holy shit, worth the read. your mind just exploded and your happiness rose 9000%. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO  holy shit worth the read your mind just exploded and happiness rose 9000% HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP TO
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holy shit, worth the read. your mind just exploded and your happiness rose 9000%. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO

your mind just exploded and your happiness rose 9000%

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR
EXISTENCE?
LET ME HELP YOU TO
IMAGINE THAT BETTER.
ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES
AROUND 2 000 000 FERTILE
PER DAY
THAT' S AROUND 45 000 000 000
DURING
AVARAGE MAN' S LIFETIME
EVERY SINGLE SPERMATOZOON
HAS ITS PARTICULAR DNA
AVERAGELY, MAN RAISES UP TO 3
CHILDREN THROUGHOUT
HIS LIFESPAN
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR FATHER' S
SINGLE SPERMATOZOON WILL
BECOME EXACTLY YOU IS
1: 15 000 000 000
BUT IS THAT ALL?
Of COURSE NOT!
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR
GRANDFATHER' S SINGLE SPERM
WILL BECOME YOUR FATHER AND
THAT YOUR FATHER' S SINGLE
SPERM WILL BECOME YOU IS
1: 144 000 000 000 000 000 000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
AFTER GENERATIONS (ONE
GENERATION IS 25 YEARS) IS
1: 600 000000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
MANKIND) IS 1: 18 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 ... (AND 500 000 MORE ZEROS)
BUT IS THAT ALL?
OF COURSE NOT!
THESE CALCULATIONS ARE BASED
ONLY ON ' s
FACTOR, CALCULATIONS DO NOT
INCLUDE SUCH FACTORS AS
MOTHERHOOD, DEATH BY
NATURAL CAUSES, DEATH BY
UNNATURAL CAUSES, CHILD' S
DEATH BEFORE ADULTHOOD, ETC.
IF STATISTICS WOULD INCLUDE
ALL FACTORS, POSSIBILITY OF
YOUR EXISTENCE WOULD BE
ALMOST ZERO.
AND WHAT' S NEXT?
NEXT, AFTER REALIZING, HOW
UNTHINKABLY HUGE
COINCIDENCE YOU ARE...
AFTER REALIZING, THAT YOUR
EXISTENCE SHOULD BE
ALMOST %, BUT HERE YOU ARE
IT' S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME
TO MAKE THOSE NUMBERS
COUNT.
BUT FOR NOW...
IT WOULD BE ENOUGH JUST TO
APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT
YOU ARE ALIVE!
...
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#1 - chris chris
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#471 to #1 - sirgawain
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(04/01/2012) [-]
God damn it why didn't I save the sperm-shaped version for this?!
#2 to #1 - beastpwnrlol [OP]
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**beastpwnrlol rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at i love you ** but why?
#3 to #2 - chris chris
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**chris chris rolled a random comment #3560717 posted by lordpsa at FJ Pony Thread ** :
Whatever you're new to.


^^thats why
#4 to #3 - beastpwnrlol [OP]
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**beastpwnrlol rolled a random image posted in comment #191 at 9fag ** this is what describes you
#5 to #4 - chris chris
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**chris chris rolled a random comment #73 posted by thechosentroll at South hoof ** :
Even as a horse, Cartman is still and ass.




this is what describes you^^
#6 to #5 - beastpwnrlol [OP]
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**beastpwnrlol rolled a random image posted in comment #3358497 at FJ Pony Thread ** you are as worthy of a match as this
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#7 to #6 - chris chris
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**chris chris rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at DuctTape Comp ** this thred is semi winning, but in order for it to win i have to roll this exact picture
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#8 to #7 - beastpwnrlol [OP]
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**beastpwnrlol rolled a random image posted in comment #3269148 at FJ Pony Thread ** which picture do you have to roll?
#9 to #8 - flaminggodzilla
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**flaminggodzilla rolls 17** Brake it!
#141 to #1 - chrisfloyd
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#202 - willcthirtythree
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#570 to #202 - mrbunneh
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#577 to #202 - mrbunneh
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-the chance of someone being born is almost 100% , the chance of that someone is you is extremely small but how do you define you
-you are not the same person right now as you were when you were born since given a circumstance now you wouldn't act the same. Every event throughout our life hood changes who we are so we are basically a different you every second. Nobody knows if a person's "you" is stored in the DNA of the sperm or the egg.
-your mom could have started smoking crack and I'm sure that would also produce a different you even though it is the same egg and sperm; in my opinion this post gives information that is meaningless but attempts to fool us into believing we're important or some ****
#278 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/01/2012) [-]
My happiness did not rise at all. It makes me feel incredibly unlucky because out of so many others, I was the one who ended up in this **** hole of a world, where people consider Justin Biebers hair being sold more important than exploring the vast expanse of the galaxy.

Countless wonders, experiences and cool **** awaits in the universe. And what do we do? Kill each other for no reason, mass genocide because of a few peoples ignorance, torturing people for something they couldn't control. So no, OP, don't tell me to be happy to be alive just because I was the one sperm out of 2 million to manage to make it.

**** I hate posts like this.
#288 to #278 - organicglory
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#299 to #278 - anon
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it makes me wonder. if our civilization was more concerned about the more important things in life like why things exist in the first place, where would we would be? You will die and i will die. No one has any explanation for where we go and why.
#300 to #299 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/01/2012) [-]
Because most people only care about ******* celebrities or getting piss drunk every day.
#586 to #278 - anon
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I understand that it sucks how society cares about stupid things. But you shouldn't feel unlucky that you are alive. That doesn't make sense to me. You're saying you would rather have never existed than deal with ignorant people.
And be happy that you're alive so you can be one of those people to try to stop genocides or explore the universe. Nearly an infinite amount of "people" never got the chance.
#310 to #278 - swagbot
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Who gives a **** what the other people do?   
   
Most decent people (myself included, until recently) think that the failure and lameness of the 99% are worth brooding about, so they get wrapped up in the drama of what's bad in the world and reduce their productive output to a fraction of what they could do otherwise.   
   
Don't put yourself at the mercy of lame people. Reduce contact with them, and don't think about their failure. Find *good* friends, and ONLY do things that move YOU in the direction of happiness and victory.
Who gives a **** what the other people do?

Most decent people (myself included, until recently) think that the failure and lameness of the 99% are worth brooding about, so they get wrapped up in the drama of what's bad in the world and reduce their productive output to a fraction of what they could do otherwise.

Don't put yourself at the mercy of lame people. Reduce contact with them, and don't think about their failure. Find *good* friends, and ONLY do things that move YOU in the direction of happiness and victory.
#430 to #310 - mckejml
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(04/01/2012) [-]
Well said sir.
#314 to #310 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/01/2012) [-]
That is what I do.

That doesn't make me hate humans any less.
#344 to #314 - swagbot
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(04/01/2012) [-]
We will have our revenge one day...
#354 to #344 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/01/2012) [-]
I just listened to that "You a stupid hoe" thing. Right now, all I want to do is transfer my conciousness, memories and all that **** into a robotic form, then releasing a strain of some sort of virus to wipe out as many people as possible.

But I can't do that. All I can do now is drown it out in something incredibly heavy and loud.
#130 - SilentRaver
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And when a Christian asks me why I would continue living if there's &quot;no higher purpose&quot;, or what keeps Atheists from committing crimes like murder and rape, this is what I tell them. Because this isn't even including the astronomical odds since the beginning of the universe and process of evolution that they deny, and it's because of this that I believe Atheists (and open minded religious folks) who follow this train of thought have a much stronger appreciation for life than those who believe it was specially crafted for them with no risks at all and will continue on for eternity regardless of what happens.
And when a Christian asks me why I would continue living if there's "no higher purpose", or what keeps Atheists from committing crimes like murder and rape, this is what I tell them. Because this isn't even including the astronomical odds since the beginning of the universe and process of evolution that they deny, and it's because of this that I believe Atheists (and open minded religious folks) who follow this train of thought have a much stronger appreciation for life than those who believe it was specially crafted for them with no risks at all and will continue on for eternity regardless of what happens.
#146 to #130 - flooperish
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#145 - anon
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we are the
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#223 to #145 - yourovertheyrenow
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#490 - sinclare
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(04/01/2012) [-]
This makes me sad when I masturbate.
#629 to #490 - ArtilleryAlice
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(04/01/2012) [-]
maybe this is why some religious people say masturbation is a sin. O_O
#504 to #490 - SlayerPantera
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(04/01/2012) [-]
ditto :3
#421 - floorotilo
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(04/01/2012) [-]
**floorotilo rolls 0** look how many ***** i give
#72 - comandopro
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(04/01/2012) [-]
First thing i thought of when i read "spermatozoids"
(MS paint skills of the charts)
#369 - cmcghie
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(04/01/2012) [-]
>Saw someone was thumbing everyone down
>Gave everyone a thumb

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