holy shit, worth the read. your mind just exploded and your happiness rose 9000%. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO
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holy shit, worth the read

holy shit, worth the read. your mind just exploded and your happiness rose 9000%. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO

your mind just exploded and your happiness rose 9000%

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR
EXISTENCE?
LET ME HELP YOU TO
IMAGINE THAT BETTER.
ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES
AROUND 2 000 000 FERTILE
PER DAY
THAT' S AROUND 45 000 000 000
DURING
AVARAGE MAN' S LIFETIME
EVERY SINGLE SPERMATOZOON
HAS ITS PARTICULAR DNA
AVERAGELY, MAN RAISES UP TO 3
CHILDREN THROUGHOUT
HIS LIFESPAN
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR FATHER' S
SINGLE SPERMATOZOON WILL
BECOME EXACTLY YOU IS
1: 15 000 000 000
BUT IS THAT ALL?
Of COURSE NOT!
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR
GRANDFATHER' S SINGLE SPERM
WILL BECOME YOUR FATHER AND
THAT YOUR FATHER' S SINGLE
SPERM WILL BECOME YOU IS
1: 144 000 000 000 000 000 000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
AFTER GENERATIONS (ONE
GENERATION IS 25 YEARS) IS
1: 600 000000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
MANKIND) IS 1: 18 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000 ... (AND 500 000 MORE ZEROS)
BUT IS THAT ALL?
OF COURSE NOT!
THESE CALCULATIONS ARE BASED
ONLY ON ' s
FACTOR, CALCULATIONS DO NOT
INCLUDE SUCH FACTORS AS
MOTHERHOOD, DEATH BY
NATURAL CAUSES, DEATH BY
UNNATURAL CAUSES, CHILD' S
DEATH BEFORE ADULTHOOD, ETC.
IF STATISTICS WOULD INCLUDE
ALL FACTORS, POSSIBILITY OF
YOUR EXISTENCE WOULD BE
ALMOST ZERO.
AND WHAT' S NEXT?
NEXT, AFTER REALIZING, HOW
UNTHINKABLY HUGE
COINCIDENCE YOU ARE...
AFTER REALIZING, THAT YOUR
EXISTENCE SHOULD BE
ALMOST %, BUT HERE YOU ARE
IT' S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME
TO MAKE THOSE NUMBERS
COUNT.
BUT FOR NOW...
IT WOULD BE ENOUGH JUST TO
APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT
YOU ARE ALIVE!
...
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#570 to #202 - mrbunneh has deleted their comment [-]
#577 to #202 - mrbunneh (04/01/2012) [-]
-the chance of someone being born is almost 100% , the chance of that someone is you is extremely small but how do you define you
-you are not the same person right now as you were when you were born since given a circumstance now you wouldn't act the same. Every event throughout our life hood changes who we are so we are basically a different you every second. Nobody knows if a person's "you" is stored in the DNA of the sperm or the egg.
-your mom could have started smoking crack and I'm sure that would also produce a different you even though it is the same egg and sperm; in my opinion this post gives information that is meaningless but attempts to fool us into believing we're important or some ****
User avatar #471 to #1 - sirgawain (04/01/2012) [-]
God damn it why didn't I save the sperm-shaped version for this?!
#2 to #1 - beastpwnrlol (04/01/2012) [-]
**beastpwnrlol rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at i love you ** but why?
User avatar #3 to #2 - chris chris (04/01/2012) [-]
**chris chris rolled a random comment #3560717 posted by lordpsa at FJ Pony Thread ** :
Whatever you're new to.


^^thats why
#4 to #3 - beastpwnrlol (04/01/2012) [-]
**beastpwnrlol rolled a random image posted in comment #191 at 9fag ** this is what describes you
#5 to #4 - chris chris (04/01/2012) [-]
**chris chris rolled a random comment #73 posted by thechosentroll at South hoof ** :
Even as a horse, Cartman is still and ass.




this is what describes you^^
#6 to #5 - beastpwnrlol (04/01/2012) [-]
**beastpwnrlol rolled a random image posted in comment #3358497 at FJ Pony Thread ** you are as worthy of a match as this
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#7 to #6 - chris chris (04/01/2012) [-]
**chris chris rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at DuctTape Comp ** this thred is semi winning, but in order for it to win i have to roll this exact picture
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#8 to #7 - beastpwnrlol (04/01/2012) [-]
**beastpwnrlol rolled a random image posted in comment #3269148 at FJ Pony Thread ** which picture do you have to roll?
User avatar #9 to #8 - flaminggodzilla (04/01/2012) [-]
**flaminggodzilla rolls 17** Brake it!
#141 to #1 - chrisfloyd (04/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #490 - sinclare (04/01/2012) [-]
This makes me sad when I masturbate.
#629 to #490 - ArtilleryAlice (04/01/2012) [-]
maybe this is why some religious people say masturbation is a sin. O_O
User avatar #504 to #490 - SlayerPantera (04/01/2012) [-]
ditto :3
User avatar #421 - floorotilo (04/01/2012) [-]
**floorotilo rolls 0** look how many ***** i give
#72 - comandopro (04/01/2012) [-]
First thing i thought of when i read "spermatozoids"
(MS paint skills of the charts)
#89 - gawainthegreen (04/01/2012) [-]
&gt;Make your life count   
&gt;Funnyjunk
>Make your life count
>Funnyjunk
#27 - jokersaysamuseme ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
Bitch Please.

What Father?
#36 to #27 - dutchrudderr (04/01/2012) [-]
this you?
#606 - sjhftw (04/01/2012) [-]
Nah I don't really feel like it.
User avatar #374 - greawous (04/01/2012) [-]
Yes but if you would have not been born, you would not be here crying about it, now would you?
#595 - albertjester ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
in other words *puts on top hat as piano keys play*

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned, The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour, Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
#625 to #595 - syis (04/01/2012) [-]
So... about this liver...
#599 to #595 - yesimagirlgamer (04/01/2012) [-]
Monty Python makes everything better
Monty Python makes everything better
#380 - themanwithnoplan (04/01/2012) [-]
And here we all are infront of a computer screen browsing the interwebs.
#597 to #380 - hazop (04/01/2012) [-]
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#290 - fadetometallica (04/01/2012) [-]
Relevant.
User avatar #331 to #290 - mrbuu (04/01/2012) [-]
Or the design of a massively intelligent being. and we should act like either is the case.
#400 to #331 - fadetometallica (04/01/2012) [-]
Either way, I love Courage Wolf when done right lol
Either way, I love Courage Wolf when done right lol
#145 - John Cena (04/01/2012) [-]
we are the
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#628 - pyrokinesis (04/01/2012) [-]
People who continue to bitch and moan about this being a repost are not only asinine (and should seriously stop), but they're also missing the point.

You've been given the grand gift of existence, and you waste it complaining about the fact that something was posted more than once on a stupid website?

This post was food for thought. Posts like these deserve to be posted a million more times. Sorry if your small mind is incapable of higher thought. Just stop clogging the comments section with your selfish, unimportant ******** .
#470 - BadDreams (04/01/2012) [-]
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#472 to #470 - sengenjin (04/01/2012) [-]
Da fuq is this from?
User avatar #476 to #472 - BadDreams (04/01/2012) [-]
I wish I knew...
#482 to #476 - sengenjin (04/01/2012) [-]
I MUST KNOW! That's back when the olsen twins were both hott!
#492 to #482 - John Cena (04/01/2012) [-]
New York Minute
#651 to #492 - sengenjin (04/02/2012) [-]
i love you
#437 - evenzebrasroar (04/01/2012) [-]
This is what the word Spermatozoid makes me think of.
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