Scumbag driver. .. I drive a three-ton F-150. Let's see his axe stop that. Scumbag driver I drive a three-ton F-150 Let's see his axe stop that
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - RequieminMortis
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(04/01/2012) [-]
I drive a three-ton F-150. Let's see his axe stop that.
User avatar #23 to #7 - diblie
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His axe doesn't have to stop the truck if it stops you.
User avatar #31 to #23 - RequieminMortis
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That would require him to get close enough to the driver-side window for the axe to be effective. Which would require me to be stupid enough to let him get close enough to the vehicle for that.

Simply put- you approach my truck with any weapon that doesn't spew lead, and I remotely THINK you intend to use it on me or any of the passengers, you'll get run over. I'd rather lose my license than my life.
User avatar #214 to #7 - BAdog
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(04/02/2012) [-]
I drive a firetruck, come at me.
#215 to #214 - RequieminMortis
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(04/02/2012) [-]
No thanks, bro, I don't feel like being annihilated by an emergency vehicle today.
#186 to #7 - dtcrawl
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#20 to #7 - craftycheesewiz
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#25 to #20 - neoexdeath
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Goddammit Frank, you forgot your ******* axe. How are you going to hack your way through a car without some kind of tool. I've seen you trying to dig at trees to get those bugs and **** out of it, you can't even get halfway through it without breaking a nail.
#16 to #7 - inhumanity
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(04/01/2012) [-]
Afterwards
User avatar #9 to #7 - Envy
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Sorry about your dick, bro.
User avatar #12 to #9 - RequieminMortis
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(04/01/2012) [-]
I set myself up for that one xD.

It's technically still my dad's truck- we wanted to get rid of our old Chevy Astro, since it was having a ton of issues, and the guy who did most of the work on the Astro offered us his old F-150 in exchange. It becomes mine once I've got insurance, a job and a license (only have driver's permit right now).
User avatar #177 to #12 - trojanmannn
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Sorry about your dad's dick, bro
#18 - zyean
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In my state there's a 9/10 chance the person inside the car would have a gun
User avatar #38 to #18 - commontroll
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I'm assuming you also live in Texas?
User avatar #39 to #18 - vicsix
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(04/01/2012) [-]
Alabama?
User avatar #19 to #18 - seljek
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(04/01/2012) [-]
You must be from Florida.
User avatar #28 to #19 - adrilazzaro
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pffft i live in texas
#29 to #19 - zyean
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Suprisingly this state has one of the lowest crime rates as well, try again!
User avatar #135 to #29 - meganinja
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Virginia? I read that their cities have like the lowest crime rates nationwide.
#101 to #29 - sgently
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(04/01/2012) [-]
Killing ******* isn't a crime.
#30 to #29 - zyean
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It's like the state guessing game!
User avatar #45 to #30 - neonthethird
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(04/01/2012) [-]
arizona?
#66 to #45 - zyean
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User avatar #21 to #19 - mhorn
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i do... its not good
User avatar #2 - kotos
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Seems liek he wants to, *puts on glasses* Ax you something :D
#97 to #2 - anon id: ea8cff1d
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(04/01/2012) [-]
he must be black
User avatar #4 to #2 - elwhopper
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(03/31/2012) [-]
cute
#159 - itdoesnotmatter
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(04/01/2012) [-]
Floor it?
User avatar #24 - ThaJewBoy
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Who the ****, honestly just willy nilly carries an axe around on a motorcycle?
User avatar #84 - mookiez
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(04/01/2012) [-]
> Doctor put me on steroids for a spider bite.
>Find out the pills make me pissed as ****.
>Want to go for a bike ride and blow of some steam.
>Stop and traffic light.
>Bitch at light and everyone who made it.
> Motorcycle dies at light, Won't start up again.
>some asshole starts to honk at me
>Can't control anger because of pills.
>Grab axe I put there to kill that bastard that stole my sweet role.
>Start beating the car and the man.
>man dies.
> I'm ******, cops everywhere.
>still pissed, Runs after cops with axe.
>Kills one, Then they shoot me.
>dies.
>wake up in hell, Still pissed.
>see's satin, Rips him from limb to limb,
>become overlord of hell.
#89 to #84 - threehundredlies
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I see Satin too.
#90 to #89 - vinlandknight
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#104 to #89 - herecomesjohnny
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#150 - alkatres
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(04/01/2012) [-]
You're in a car, he's on foot. Run his ass over.

#155 - robbayyy
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(04/01/2012) [-]
>*le
>using rage faces instead of real faces

Gee, OP throw in a true story and you got yourself a genuine 9fag comic
#173 to #155 - anon id: 84c64d31
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well, that's the thing, this is from 9gag
#174 - smilleykillz
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what i would have done if i was the  car driver
what i would have done if i was the car driver
User avatar #191 to #174 - rustyrabbit
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Do you have a link to the original video for that?

#22 - enragedanon
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(04/01/2012) [-]
Both are yellow?