Hah!. . if' yout parents used out You had no childhood. Just a little bit more
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User avatar #3 - NeonPotato (03/31/2012) [-]
Mine did, but it broke :<
#164 to #3 - Rascal (04/01/2012) [-]
that's how I got my son.
User avatar #217 to #3 - lanuk (04/01/2012) [-]
You should never go bungee jumping just in case.

why? because you entered this world through broken rubber, and you wouldn't want to leave the same way.
#236 to #217 - Rascal (04/01/2012) [-]
That's actually pretty clever.
#133 - jtblip (04/01/2012) [-]
Jokes on you! Mine used one and I still had a a childhood...
#86 - doctorknuckles (04/01/2012) [-]
my parents used one of these.




ha ha they missed!
User avatar #130 to #86 - phunkyzilla (04/01/2012) [-]
How can they miss putting a coat on a hanger (I didn't know what picture to include FORGIVE ME!!!)
#192 - grimmwaters (04/01/2012) [-]
Daddy says I'm a mistake..
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#314 to #26 - themoe (04/02/2012) [-]
soo....many....tabs
#22 - shadowmageXD (04/01/2012) [-]
but what if it broke?
#44 - SpcRamon (04/01/2012) [-]
Turns out when i was conceived, the condom broke. My parents only love me cause they have too.
User avatar #48 to #44 - meocheochild (04/01/2012) [-]
I was conceived after my mom turned 21 and got hammered at her cousin's wedding party.
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User avatar #99 to #84 - slayzo (04/01/2012) [-]
Stab the ****** .

Stab her and take her mints.
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User avatar #108 to #106 - slayzo (04/01/2012) [-]
That's what I'm here for.
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User avatar #101 to #84 - xXthabeastXx (04/01/2012) [-]
Are you black, by any chance?

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#265 - calientechica (04/01/2012) [-]
Mom: Did you know you were conceived on a highway?
Me:No...wait what?!
Mom: Cause that's where most accidents happen!
Me: ....;_; Were you serious?
*Mom walks away
Me: Mom? MOM?!
#267 to #265 - jimothyjenkins (04/01/2012) [-]
and thats why u lik bronies. i didnt spell that word wrong btw
User avatar #268 to #267 - calientechica (04/01/2012) [-]
Pork? Bro, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. :3 Please explain to me the situation.
#270 to #268 - jimothyjenkins (04/01/2012) [-]
youl have to try harder than that faggot





seriously
User avatar #273 to #270 - calientechica (04/01/2012) [-]
Being a girl, I cannot be a faggot. I could only be lesbian, if you're calling me gay, bi or straight. Seeing as I like guys, that would put me as being straight. Although... I guess boobs are pretty awesome too! :D
#274 to #273 - jimothyjenkins (04/01/2012) [-]
seeing as you claim cali... wana be my friend?

oh wait you called me a pig. and guess what.... i hate piggs
User avatar #275 to #274 - calientechica (04/01/2012) [-]
Do you like bacon? If so, how could you hate pigs?
#290 to #275 - gongthehawkeye (04/01/2012) [-]
Do you like......TEPIG?
Do you like......TEPIG?
User avatar #291 to #290 - calientechica (04/01/2012) [-]
Yes. Pigs in general are awesome. I have one as a pet on my grandfather's farm. :3 His name...prepare yourself....is.......Carl. :D
#277 to #275 - jimothyjenkins (04/01/2012) [-]
i hate pigs.


thus i eat bacon with no regards for other pigs.



regrsad dolan
User avatar #279 to #277 - calientechica (04/01/2012) [-]
Oh, well I guess that makes sense. Anywho. Why were you telling me I'm a bronie?
#280 to #279 - jimothyjenkins (04/01/2012) [-]
i dont know. i ****** up. be my homie:) red thumbs do not affect me. jus be my girly if you wish ... good day



regrdasa dloan
User avatar #283 to #280 - calientechica (04/01/2012) [-]
Haha, I didn't thumb you down bro. I rarely ever thumb someone down. I normally just ignore whatever it is. :3
#284 to #283 - jimothyjenkins (04/01/2012) [-]
then you are friend. adults dont thumb down. i cant remember when i last thumbed down... srousily..

rgerdas.
dloan
User avatar #287 to #284 - calientechica (04/01/2012) [-]
Meh... I don't see the reason why people get butthurt over things they can just ignore. It's pointless. "Oh, you thumbed me down? What now you gonna throw a grain of rice at me and expect me to get mad?" But it's whatever.
#288 to #287 - jimothyjenkins (04/01/2012) [-]
mos defly. thats why i laugh so often here. despite the reposts and fununny ihst.




dargerds,
lodna
User avatar #196 - jinjo (04/01/2012) [-]
I was a badass little sperm, I busted right out of there. I ripped that rubber bitch open with my little ******* sperm teeth.
#94 - gtk (04/01/2012) [-]
Why I wont go bungee jumping:
I came into this world from a broken rubber,


Thats not how I want to leave it too!
#183 - EvilFluffyBunny (04/01/2012) [-]
My parents used them and I still got through. I SHALL NOT BE CONTAINED.
My parents used them and I still got through. I SHALL NOT BE CONTAINED.
User avatar #201 to #183 - duchessofcorn (04/01/2012) [-]
How do you know they used one...? Did they tell you? O__o "Son. Guess what? When you were conceived, it was because the condom broke. That is all. Good day"
User avatar #204 to #201 - EvilFluffyBunny (04/01/2012) [-]
Yea, that's pretty much how the conversation went. I was a "happy accident" as they put it.
User avatar #206 to #204 - duchessofcorn (04/01/2012) [-]
Hahaha oh god that's awkward. Also, you have earned one shiny green thumb for that beautiful reaction gif. That is a great movie. Just finished watching it again a few hours ago
#79 - austinboyer (04/01/2012) [-]
**austinboyer rolled a random image posted in comment #343 at dat ass ** Actually, I was a broken condom child.
#70 - yunnie (04/01/2012) [-]
i'm just gonna leave this here
#154 - Rascal (04/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #89 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
my parents used them, just not the time that they made me. do i get a childhood?
#255 - randomroll (04/01/2012) [-]
**randomroll rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at This will hurt **


<---This raped my mother and is actually my father.
#72 - littlegreenmidgets (04/01/2012) [-]
well then..
User avatar #45 - shallowloqi (04/01/2012) [-]
My Parents call me a "surprise".


**** .
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User avatar #47 to #45 - meocheochild (04/01/2012) [-]
It's alright. I'm the "surprise" out of the family. Everyone else was planned...
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