u tough enuf?. . TO BE A BOUNCER e 1. ACT LIKE A DICK BY A DUDE. Fixed intensity in ten Cities
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#28 - jokersaysamuseme (04/01/2012) [-]
Fixed*
User avatar #114 to #28 - smatches (04/01/2012) [-]
Hey I'm a bouncer! A lot of **** actually goes down at the bar, but this picture mostly describes what I have to do. It's actually quite a nice job with all the stupid drunk biddes grabbin' your junk and wearing extremely slutty clothes.
#45 to #28 - austinschut (04/01/2012) [-]
That last one probably describes like a quarter of funnyjunk.
#197 to #182 - herecomesjohnny (04/01/2012) [-]
can't fend for himself?
User avatar #185 to #182 - joaomartins (04/01/2012) [-]
Your comment is funnier that the actual post .
#188 to #182 - dubslao (04/01/2012) [-]
I have never laughed so hard, my friend.
User avatar #155 - boomdady (04/01/2012) [-]
I have a dick... and my dick can stand.
Should my dick be a bouncer? I can get him a little suit and everything.
#195 to #155 - anon (04/01/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at D'aaaaaw. ** MFW a dick wearing a suit throws me out of a bar
#41 - trankis (04/01/2012) [-]
bouncer you say?
#181 - Drumachine (04/01/2012) [-]
i guess he'd be perfect for this job
User avatar #27 - bleachedpheather (04/01/2012) [-]
anyone else wondering why a church need bouncers?

User avatar #33 to #27 - commontroll (04/01/2012) [-]
I know lots of churches have security guards in case of shooters, so maybe it depends on the country?
#172 - Jameshaich (04/01/2012) [-]
Without bouncers, little 12 year old faggots would get into clubs and then brag on facebook the next day about how they drank a Bacardi Breezer and how drunk they got from it.
User avatar #189 to #172 - dubslao (04/01/2012) [-]
We must be in two different locations and eras.
In my town, the faggots would complain about all these "mainstreamers" after buying a 50 cent pair of glasses off a rack outside the mall.
#183 - vahid (04/01/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk meets half of the requirements.
#35 - godisdog (04/01/2012) [-]
Act like a dick they said. You could be a bouncer they said.
#46 - thesamoan (04/01/2012) [-]
I went to see my brother at college. We go to this club. There was this bouncer giving my brothers girlfriend a hard time, and my brother told him to stop. along with another bouncer. The guy didn't, and my brother knocks him out. We start to get kicked out by other bouncers. Then the manager came over and we told him what happened. The other bouncer vogued for us. The manager offered him a job.


here's a picture just because
#117 to #46 - anon (04/01/2012) [-]
'HEYY-YEHH-YEHHH-YEH-YEH HEYY-YEHH-YEHH. I said hey! ... What goin' on?'

Er. That is all.
User avatar #147 to #117 - wrpen (04/01/2012) [-]
HEYY-YEHH-YEHHHH-YEH! HEYYY-YEH-YEH! I SAID HEY! What's goin' on-OOH!
User avatar #48 to #46 - highaspinkiepie (04/01/2012) [-]
"vogued"

Do you mean "vouched"?
#50 to #48 - thesamoan (04/01/2012) [-]
My bad, i'm only human.
User avatar #51 to #50 - highaspinkiepie (04/01/2012) [-]
Not a problem, just pointing it out
#52 to #51 - thesamoan (04/01/2012) [-]
Well, thanks then.
User avatar #65 - righteousmuffin (04/01/2012) [-]
>Dad used to be a bouncer
>Dad's friend is a bodyguard for a celebrity
>Both really nice people
>wat
#67 to #65 - Giachianeo (04/01/2012) [-]
"Act"
#8 - iamnewhere (03/31/2012) [-]
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3. Kick some ******* ass.
#81 to #80 - giustobuffo (04/01/2012) [-]
Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya.
#82 to #81 - giustobuffo (04/01/2012) [-]
How tough am I? I ate a bowl of nails fer breakfast.
#83 to #82 - giustobuffo (04/01/2012) [-]
Huh. So?
#84 to #83 - giustobuffo (04/01/2012) [-]
Without any milk...
#92 to #84 - giustobuffo (04/01/2012) [-]
Oh, right his way.
#174 to #92 - amoussa (04/01/2012) [-]
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#132 - facelesslemon (04/01/2012) [-]
and eat a bowl of nails for breakfast.............. without any milk
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#154 to #132 - freshblob (04/01/2012) [-]
So? This one time I drink had an entire bowl of milk for breakfast. That's right. An entire bowl of MILK. Impressive? Well guess what? That bowl of milk... IT HAD NO NAILS IN IT! That's right. I had an entire bowl of milk for breakfast, without any nails. GET AT ME BRO
So? This one time I drink had an entire bowl of milk for breakfast. That's right. An entire bowl of MILK. Impressive? Well guess what? That bowl of milk... IT HAD NO NAILS IN IT! That's right. I had an entire bowl of milk for breakfast, without any nails. GET AT ME BRO
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User avatar #199 to #136 - herecomesjohnny (04/01/2012) [-]
rrightthiswaysir.jog
User avatar #75 - gwlk (04/01/2012) [-]
Bouncer: "You want in to church? Just you?"
Nerdy guy: "No, me and these three guys."
Bouncer: "Get lost."
Hot guy: "It's just me...and these seven hot girls."
Bouncer: "Go ahead in. God bless."


What I'm saying is...they're outside a church.
#76 to #75 - anon (04/01/2012) [-]
In Dunedin, in New Zealand one of the sleasiest night clubs is a converted church, just sayian
User avatar #77 to #76 - gwlk (04/01/2012) [-]
Of course it would be in New Zealand.
Also, apparently "Zealand" is misspelled according to Google Chrome.
User avatar #85 to #77 - Zaivia (04/01/2012) [-]
So is movie. And Dovahkiin. Like wtf?
User avatar #86 to #85 - gwlk (04/01/2012) [-]
Huh...black text. Is it just me seeing this?
User avatar #87 to #86 - Zaivia (04/01/2012) [-]
Nope. Wait...I have black text? But you have black text. uncle dolan is trolling us.
User avatar #88 to #87 - gwlk (04/01/2012) [-]
No, you don't have black text. me and that anon up there do, though.
User avatar #89 to #88 - Zaivia (04/01/2012) [-]
WHERE DID YOU GET IT D:
User avatar #90 to #89 - gwlk (04/01/2012) [-]
I don't know. I did post in that thread where uncle dolan said post here and get coloured text, but that doesn't really explain how anon got it. Thought you had to have an account for that.
User avatar #91 to #90 - Zaivia (04/01/2012) [-]
Especially since I made a post too. Goddamnit, I am confuse.
User avatar #94 to #91 - FJrulez (04/01/2012) [-]
BLACK TEXT IS SO ANNOYING! I'M JUST ******* HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING.
#12 - walkingdisaster (03/31/2012) [-]
...Is that the ******* Temple of Time?
#58 to #12 - failtolawl ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
I see hardly any resemblance, besides that it's a building.. with arches...
#175 - xxxsolbadguyxxx (04/01/2012) [-]
< I think I have all the skills I need after playing this
#64 - bazda (04/01/2012) [-]
If you had to deal with Jersey Shore caliber douchebags constantly, all night, every night, you'd be a dick to everyone too.
#42 - rayrayray (04/01/2012) [-]
Bouncer you say?
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