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#240 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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So, since nopony here is paying attention because this guy has been banned, this is the perfect chance to reveal my darkest secret!
#313 to #240 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
*Walks up and hugs you* You shall not suffer as i have suffered...You will not be alone. Im here for you.
User avatar #342 to #313 - regdestroy (03/31/2012) [-]
I really like your moustache
#344 to #342 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
Thank you, I always thought it added a little style.
#316 to #313 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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And I thank you for that, Master. But, as cheesy as it sounds, I need you as more than a friend.
#319 to #316 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
Well...I dont know what to do...Its silly i know...being the Devil and yet being a one mare colt. But if there is One thing...One thing i can do for you to make you happy aswell, What would it be?
#321 to #319 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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Just...Just find me someone to love, Master...
#324 to #321 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
I have a better idea...On The tumblrverse, There is going to be a Pony Prom. What if, I took you there with me?
#329 to #324 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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R-Really...? You'd take me? ((And what's the tumblrverse?))
#331 to #329 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
Ofcorse. Ill give you the best night you will ever have. ((its what i call Tumblr ponywise, Since in tumblr there are all sorts of different pinkie pies and Derpys and what not, There will be a Prom on tumblr in may. And Necronius from Tumblr has no one to go with. Heres a link to the details :D

You need to login to view this link ))
#334 to #331 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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((I don't have a tumblr/blog 'cause I can't draw worth **** . XD So would we just do it on here?)) Oh, thank you Master!
#336 to #334 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
*Moonlight* Ofcorse he can take you out to the prom...But No "Rolling in the hay" if you know what I mean.
*Necronius* Of course darling.
#335 to #334 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
((Nor can i, I have pony creator ^.^)) And dont worry about Moonlight. Ill talk to her about it. She knows that i would not want anyone to go through what I did. When the prom day arrives, Ill give you a night to remember.
#337 to #335 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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*Laughs* Rolling in the hay! >////>
#338 to #337 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
*Moonlight* You do know what im talking about right?
#339 to #338 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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Oh, but of course, milady... *Snicker* >////>
#340 to #339 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
*Moonlight* Good, I know Lucian will keep 'It' tucked away...but im watching you...If you try anything on him...
*Necronius* Ahh dont worry darling, Everything will be alright. You're still my moonlit rose.
*Moonlight* Thank you darling.
#341 to #340 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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I will not try anything with Necronius on the prom date.
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#347 to #345 - captainyoshi (03/31/2012) [-]
Don't worry about lady Moonlight My lord... Ill keep my eyes open around Tartarus in case NecroSpine decides to try anything funny.
#351 to #347 - captainyoshi (03/31/2012) [-]
Oh Darky... you don't know what you are up against. I am more powerful than you can imagine. And all the soldiers of Tartarus are no match for my new creation. Oh once he is fully operational there will be nothing you can do. I am getting excited just thinking about it.
#362 to #351 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
you DO know i can hear your every word correct?
#353 to #351 - captainyoshi (03/31/2012) [-]
*NS* State of the art technology. Such a beautiful machine. Once I get you fully operational we can mass produce you. Incorporating my other selves technology into you will allow you to run off of the magic absorbed from the demons of Tartarus. Magic is the life blood of all beings good or evil. Without any source of magic WE SHALL RULE TARTARUS.


*robot* EXECUTE.EVILLAUGH.bat HA HA HA


*NS* We'll need to work on that.
#354 to #353 - captainyoshi (03/31/2012) [-]
*NS* And the piece de resistance of my collection... My exact robot copy of my other self.... All I need to do is get Darky out of the house for a while and get DroidSpine to lower the guard of Tartarus. With everypony unprepared for my assault... Tartarus will fall like a house of cards in a hurricane.
#356 to #354 - captainyoshi (03/31/2012) [-]
OH THIS COULDN'T BE MORE PERFECT... DARKY IS LEAVING.... IT SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM TO LET DROIDSPINE INFILTRATE TARTARUS.
User avatar #349 to #347 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
Hoard*
#348 to #347 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
Very good. This Prom thing wont happen in a while, but when it does, I want this placed locked tighter than a dragons arms around its horde
#355 to #348 - captainyoshi (03/31/2012) [-]
Before this all happens though I feel like I need to go talk to somepony from my past. Please excuse me my lord. I wish to better prepare myself for the inevitable onslaught that NecroSpine is probably planning. And when that day comes I know I am going to need magic. And my body doesn't generate it naturally anymore. Without my machine I cannot access my Alicorn form.
#357 to #355 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
And if I were to lend you some of my power?
User avatar #358 to #357 - captainyoshi (03/31/2012) [-]
I'm afraid that I need more than that. NecroSpine is an immortal as I am. He can't kill me and I can't kill him. There is only one pony I know of who can find a way to stop him and break the curse put upon us. And that pony is Starswirl the bearded. I appreciate the offer but I need to see Starswirl before this invasion. He is the only one I can go to who can undo this curse.
#350 to #348 - captainyoshi (03/31/2012) [-]
I promise my lord. NecroSpine will not take her from you and I will personally assure you of it.
#352 to #350 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
I am Confident that you will protect her.
#242 to #240 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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I'm in love with my master! *Squee* It's the only reason I follow him; to hopefully one day win his heart!
#244 to #242 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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Oh dear. I hope Lady Moonlight doesn't see this.
#283 to #244 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
So...I hear you have a Crush on me...
#285 to #284 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
*Sigh* Its quite alright. Do you wish to talk about it?
#286 to #285 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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O-oh...Erm..Uh, yes? *Squeak*
#287 to #286 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
So...How long have you...?
#288 to #287 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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Oh, ever since I first heard the stories about you!
#289 to #288 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
Stories? What kind of stories?
#290 to #289 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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My grandmother used to tell stories about you to keep me out of the Everfree Forest, but in truth...They only encouraged me. I was captivated by how powerful she described you, and your mane...She said it was the darkest Equestria had ever seen...
#293 to #290 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
Those stories...I always hated the stories they told about me, The day i was banished to Tartarus, The new High king, Ironwing began spreading stories about me...ten thousand years later, the stories you heard are mostly twisted lies now believed to be truth...
#295 to #293 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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Oh no no no! My grandmother said that you could strike down any foe with one swipe of your hoof, that you had beaten three Ursa Majors; At once!
#296 to #295 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
Ofcorse I could now...But still, For ten thousand years I spent wallowing in Pain and Damnation, While above, There were stories of me, Much like the ones about Nightmare moon, But ten times worse. I took the name Necronius after many had forgotten my real name...Now I was "Necronius the Traitor, Necronius the Fallen, Necronius the lord of lies."
#297 to #296 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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((Why the hell did I just google "Necronius's real name? XD)) Who cares what lies ponies spew about you; you're the dreadfather of all evil! You can do anything!
#298 to #297 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
Not everything...If it was not for the doctor, I would not see Moonlight Sonata ever again...Now that im free...All of this...Friends...Servants...somepony who has a crush on me...Its all just overwhelming...
#300 to #298 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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I'm sorry...And who's Moonlight Sonata? And the doctor? What happened...?
#303 to #300 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
You know, Moonlight? My love? She died over ten thousand years ago...because of a mistake i made...But the Doctor...a Timelord...The doctor as he calls himself, Offered to let me see her again...and even said it was alright if she could come back with me, Which she did. If it was not for the Doctor, I would have stayed alone...You see, Moonlight was the only mare I ever truly loved...And for ten thousand years I never loved anyone like I love her. Ten thousand years ive been alone...But Finally, Im actually happy...But now, Theres you. Youve known...at least the jest of me for all of your life. I dont know what to do to make You happy aswell...
#305 to #303 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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Oh, don't worry about me, Master. It's just a silly crush, after all...I'll find another...Somewhere...
#307 to #305 - Nazistick (03/31/2012) [-]
No please tell me, like i said, You have lived, knowing about me for all of your life, And now you finally meet me, I dont want anyone to be alone like I was. So tell me, What do i need to do to make everyone happy?
#309 to #307 - ILoveFurries (03/31/2012) [-]
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There's nothing you can do to make everypony happy...Some ponies are just born to suffer. You love Moonlight and she loves you.
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