Sexytime Dessert. Good gracious why.... Me at ' s noose for farst Lune havin : with his familyy BE" s Mom Alright everyone: Tune for desserts she whips out this
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Sexytime Dessert

Sexytime Dessert. Good gracious why.... Me at ' s noose for farst Lune havin : with his familyy BE" s Mom Alright everyone: Tune for desserts she whips out this

Good gracious why...

Me at ' s noose for
farst Lune havin :
with his familyy
BE" s Mom
Alright everyone: Tune for desserts
she whips out this sexy
beautifull
on Thank you so mucha I used to
work for Edible so I try
to whip up all kinds of fancy fruit
entrees for the famaly everyday:
well that will
explain why your san' s semen
taste so sweet and not bitter
like uther guys I' dated...
...
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#7 - martiini (03/31/2012) [-]
**martiini rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at 4chan... ** Boyfriends reaction.
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#163 to #7 - elektroboka has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #201 to #7 - thereactionfolder (03/31/2012) [-]
I didn't know her boyfriend was black
#203 to #7 - bawner (03/31/2012) [-]
**bawner rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Coat of Arms ** YFW this picture is not related what so ever
#268 to #7 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Photo Bomb ** :P
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Photo Bomb ** :P
#123 to #7 - thatmetalguy (03/31/2012) [-]
**thatmetalguy rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at read the bible **
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#115 - jscoops (03/31/2012) [-]
**jscoops rolled a random image posted in comment #755 at When You See It... ** her last boyfriend.
#127 to #115 - lolfire (03/31/2012) [-]
Guess he was a prick.
#161 to #127 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
#191 to #127 - bambambaby (03/31/2012) [-]
I see what you did there. :D
#19 - ragingbrony ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
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Fruit Salad!
Yummy Yummy!
Fruit Salad!
Yummy Yummy!
#40 to #19 - chipchop (03/31/2012) [-]
Oh god the nostalgia.
User avatar #26 to #19 - joestraightballa (03/31/2012) [-]
lmao look up the twisted version of that on youtube. that's all i'm picturing now. when i first watched i could swear to god it got my house haunted.
User avatar #16 - xxDestinyxx (03/31/2012) [-]
*later*

Father: I'm proud of you, son.
#13 - combustiblepiglet (03/31/2012) [-]
<- You
<- You
#27 to #13 - ragingbrony ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #13 - msmousekat (03/31/2012) [-]
She... Is the most outgoing young actress I've ever seen...
#11 - crackalackazingzoo (03/31/2012) [-]
You've sucked how many dicks?!
User avatar #33 to #11 - flamingwombat (03/31/2012) [-]
I wonder if we can get the thumbs to 37 lol

#53 to #11 - milesxedgeworth (03/31/2012) [-]
holy 			****		 that movie
holy **** that movie
#24 to #11 - ijiek (03/31/2012) [-]
hahaaa, i get the reference
#239 - kikichu (03/31/2012) [-]
Her BFs FW
Her BFs FW
#220 - mantisinmypantis (03/31/2012) [-]
&lt;-- everyone there
<-- everyone there
User avatar #168 to #156 - peskypete (03/31/2012) [-]
...Is that Simon Cowel on steroids? XD
#39 - grimmwaters (03/31/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, in OP's mouth!
#223 to #216 - pulluspardus (03/31/2012) [-]
I LIKE YOUR ASS!
#282 to #223 - anarrowtotheknee (03/31/2012) [-]
Your Lying Morgan
User avatar #298 to #282 - pulluspardus (03/31/2012) [-]
I thought no one will ever get the reference, Thumbs up to you good sir.
#403 to #298 - anarrowtotheknee (04/01/2012) [-]
thanks, as an added bonus have this reference as well
#322 - Tarper (03/31/2012) [-]
**Tarper rolls 0** am i god?
#332 to #322 - thesexyqj (03/31/2012) [-]
**thesexyqj rolls 3** should i ask out wendy
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User avatar #337 to #322 - ghostlycupcake (03/31/2012) [-]
**ghostlycupcake rolls 1** am i gay?
User avatar #342 to #337 - ghostlycupcake (03/31/2012) [-]
**ghostlycupcake rolls 4** no but really am i gay?
User avatar #347 to #342 - ghostlycupcake (03/31/2012) [-]
**ghostlycupcake rolls 6** am i gay?
#339 to #322 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3** everybody's killing themselves up in this thread!!!
User avatar #348 to #322 - soylentchartreuse (03/31/2012) [-]
**soylentchartreuse rolls 1**
#369 to #322 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 4** Is OP a ****** ?
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User avatar #383 to #322 - pwnagraphy (03/31/2012) [-]
**pwnagraphy rolls 5** can the club even handle me?
User avatar #359 to #322 - thekingofangmar (03/31/2012) [-]
**thekingofangmar rolls 1** are dolan posts annoying?
#365 to #322 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** I don't asparagus.
User avatar #377 to #322 - joeylopezis (03/31/2012) [-]
**joeylopezis rolls 0** Am I truly outrageous?
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User avatar #358 to #322 - nindogfellow (03/31/2012) [-]
**nindogfellow rolls 0** ****** .
User avatar #361 to #322 - xoriat (03/31/2012) [-]
**xoriat rolls 6** Can i have thumbs?
#346 to #322 - jbsofinetwo (03/31/2012) [-]
**jbsofinetwo rolls 8** will i grad from college ???
#349 to #346 - jbsofinetwo (03/31/2012) [-]
okay
User avatar #343 to #322 - wafflekings ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
**wafflekings rolls 7**
will i get sexy time this week?
#345 to #343 - wafflekings ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
This is news to me.
User avatar #360 to #322 - nevergotfrontpage **User deleted account** (03/31/2012) [-]
**nevergotfrontpage rolls 7** am i gay

User avatar #364 to #360 - vicsix (03/31/2012) [-]
...Win.
#255 - anezi (03/31/2012) [-]
**anezi rolled a random image posted in comment #3307210 at FJ Pony Thread ** Her bf's face when
**anezi rolled a random image posted in comment #3307210 at FJ Pony Thread ** Her bf's face when
User avatar #283 - titanicpuss (03/31/2012) [-]
**titanicpuss rolls 00** tickle my anus and call me samantha
User avatar #294 to #283 - bakeeater (03/31/2012) [-]
Hi, Samantha.
User avatar #399 to #283 - titanicpuss (03/31/2012) [-]
i love 9gag
#304 to #283 - yiffsforlyfe (03/31/2012) [-]
guchi-guchi-goo mother ******
#287 to #283 - acarrot (03/31/2012) [-]
**acarrot rolls 41**
#170 - jlpz (03/31/2012) [-]
Read about this a while back, it said eating pineapple and celery makes your semen taste better. I'very been doing this for years now and I have heard a few times that they like the taste. best advice ever.

#166 - dizzleboy (03/31/2012) [-]
her in real life
#87 - thatcreepyguy (03/31/2012) [-]
HUURRRR
OP IS A GURL AND THAT MEANS SHES STOOPID
PEPUL ONLY THUM UP BECUZ SHES A GURL

NO GURL EVAR MAD ANTING FUNNI EVAR!!1!

<seriously people cut this **** out>
User avatar #130 to #87 - metaljunkies (03/31/2012) [-]
I actually thumb down all posts by fems because they don't know what funny is....have you ever tried to watch a female stand up "comedian"?
#173 to #130 - lazragoon (03/31/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure Ellen started as a comedian... dumbass
User avatar #204 to #173 - metaljunkies (03/31/2012) [-]
i've seen her bits...not that great...her show is different though
#172 to #130 - harddick (03/31/2012) [-]
*ahem* Lisa Lampanelli. might not be correct spelling but i find her funny.
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#91 to #89 - larrythelobster (03/31/2012) [-]
you must be knew here... that face means he is being a douche or stupid in content (but when you post it as a pic it means ur being a douche but you dont mean it)
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#93 to #92 - larrythelobster (03/31/2012) [-]
no you had just said it was actually sexist, ur not getting it.
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User avatar #98 to #95 - larrythelobster (03/31/2012) [-]
now heres what you did wrong
1. You didnt say it in italics or a way to make it sarcastic.
2. In any case thatw ould mean you would need to learn english
3. You actually agreed "its not a joke its actually sexist" means you took it seriously
4. You thumbed me down you little ************
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#102 to #89 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
"yeah the implications is that girls can't make funny content. that's not jokingly sexist that actually is sexist"

He is agreeing that people saying that **** is stupid, because it's sexist to imply that girls can't be funny. He is agreeing with the satire of the post.
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#103 to #87 - mexikaner (03/31/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #8 - MrDeadiron (03/31/2012) [-]
well aren't you just a little slut
#344 - iamnewhere (03/31/2012) [-]
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MFW people think OP is a girl.


www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3524089/SEANESSY+SUCKS/

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User avatar #375 to #344 - joeylopezis (03/31/2012) [-]
That mother ****** .
#199 - scrodymcboogerball (03/31/2012) [-]
pic related
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