Im high right now.. .. Remember kids, smoking Marijuana makes you a good parent and husband! Im high right now Remember kids smoking Marijuana makes you a good parent and husband!
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#2 - auryn
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(03/30/2012) [-]
Remember kids,   
   
smoking Marijuana makes you a good parent and husband!
Remember kids,

smoking Marijuana makes you a good parent and husband!
#4 to #2 - jimthehellhog
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(03/30/2012) [-]
well thats just common knowledge
#5 to #2 - yorkswmr
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(03/30/2012) [-]
#18 - lollidrop
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(03/31/2012) [-]
If you need weed to be a good father and/or husband, you're a terrible person..   
This basically says that without weed, you'd refuse your wife's cooking, neglect your whole family and then (when you aren't watching **** tv) beat them.    
I know you didn't make this, because I've seen it before, so this is more to the actual creator than you (OP), but still:   
**** you.
If you need weed to be a good father and/or husband, you're a terrible person..
This basically says that without weed, you'd refuse your wife's cooking, neglect your whole family and then (when you aren't watching **** tv) beat them.
I know you didn't make this, because I've seen it before, so this is more to the actual creator than you (OP), but still:
**** you.
#20 to #18 - happytoaster
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(03/31/2012) [-]
ur right about this. but according to what you said, without weed, he's neglecting his family, refuseing the wifes cooking and beating his wife. that's because he has alcohol instead of weed.
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#50 to #18 - Oroson
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Show me where it said that He NEEDS it to be a good husband. I've seen this argument about this picture hundreds of times. Its a comparison, as to what he would be like if he was drunk in all of those situations, Because you often hear about the alcoholic abusive father. It's NOT basically saying that without weed you'd neglect your wife and family, its a comparison to what would happen if you were completely wasted.

Inb4 red thumbs.
#28 to #18 - anon
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(03/31/2012) [-]
These are all satirical situations that married, male stoners could and would find themselves in. They're not meant to imply that anyone specifically needs pot to be a good father/husband.
(inb4 "wah-wah, you're anon, gtfo")
#31 to #28 - lollidrop
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(03/31/2012) [-]
If I understand you correctly (which I probably don't as it's 5:40am and I haven't been to bed yet) then you think that I am saying that this applies to all stoners, whereas I am actually only targeting the creator of this image and not a group of people.
If I understand you correctly (which I probably don't as it's 5:40am and I haven't been to bed yet) then you think that I am saying that this applies to all stoners, whereas I am actually only targeting the creator of this image and not a group of people.
#1 - lamarss
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(03/30/2012) [-]
ahh yes the drunk american

in soviet russia wife beat you up when you drunk
#7 to #1 - megamanfan
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(03/31/2012) [-]
in soviet russia, drunk beats you up
#58 - jslut **User deleted account**
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#62 to #58 - theoriginaltyson ONLINE
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Why?   
Please expand.
Why?
Please expand.
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#67 to #65 - theoriginaltyson ONLINE
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Then you just called millions of people bad parents because millions of moms and dadas drink around their kids and alcohol and it's effects are much worse than cannabis' effects.
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#70 to #69 - theoriginaltyson ONLINE
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(03/31/2012) [-]
How so?
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#75 to #74 - theoriginaltyson ONLINE
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Did you really just compare weed to meth?
Really?
#76 to #75 - jslut **User deleted account**
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#81 to #76 - freakinacage
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Alcohol is a drug, Caffeine is a drug
#103 to #81 - madmadworld
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Technically alcohol is a poison. :P
#85 to #76 - eiaisqzbsesb
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Drinking Alcohol, Taking Heroin, Taking Weed, Hitting LSD.   
   
All things my parents did. And let me tell you, when they were on weed, they were far better parents then when they were sobre and drug free.
Drinking Alcohol, Taking Heroin, Taking Weed, Hitting LSD.

All things my parents did. And let me tell you, when they were on weed, they were far better parents then when they were sobre and drug free.
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#90 to #87 - eiaisqzbsesb
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Gif self-explanatory.
Gif self-explanatory.
#79 to #76 - theoriginaltyson ONLINE
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(03/31/2012) [-]
IB Profen and ******* heroin are both drugs too, right? Hell, if I have a headache why should I limit myself to IB Profen? Heroin here I come.
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#82 to #80 - theoriginaltyson ONLINE
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(03/31/2012) [-]
>unrealistic stoner rants
Says the guy comparing weed to meth
And who the **** says if you decide to smoke that you can't do anything else in life?
I smoke, play baseball(kinda funny you brought that up), and pull straight As in school. I'm not a dumbass and don't make it a point to let one single thing lead my life.
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#89 to #83 - eiaisqzbsesb
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#84 to #83 - theoriginaltyson ONLINE
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(03/31/2012) [-]
I don't see how smoking computes to immaturity, partying, yes. But most older smokers especially choose to smoke by themselves or with maybe one or two other people. They'll probably smoke a bowl at home after work to wind down just like someone would crack open a few beers to relax.
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#88 to #86 - theoriginaltyson ONLINE
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Again, why?
Of course nobody should be getting high with their five year old but what's wrong with stepping out of the house for five minutes to light up a joint the same way you would to light up a cigarette?
#60 to #58 - anon
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Would rather be high around my kids than drunk.
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#63 to #61 - anon
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Wow what? My friend and I constantly smoke with his mom and dad. :)
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#68 to #66 - anon
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Just because a parent smokes with their son/daughter doesn't make them a bad parent and no one ever said they would teach them at a young age :)
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#72 to #71 - anon
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(03/31/2012) [-]
So you automatically assume the have a ****** job? :( That's pretty low.
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#77 to #73 - anon
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Well considering you "smoke occasionally" you should realize how easy it is to not get caught with it if you're smart about it :) any way this conversation bores me I'm off to the next few images then to bed :D I leave you with this image fellow toker
#94 to #58 - pineapplechunks
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(03/31/2012) [-]
My dad used to smoke weed all the time. He was half a hippy half a biker

<----he looked like francis but with long hair
#78 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, take them!   
They're not cheap!
Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, take them!
They're not cheap!
#29 - thephantur
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Moderation is the key...

If you need weed to be a good partner/father then you fail.

I know plenty of kids who did way too much weed and, now, are high school dropouts, without a job (well one got a job at wal-mart), and some got kicked out of their parents' home.

Weed does not make you a good parent or a good husband. You, as a person, make the decisions.

Does alcohol make your mood swing a bit? Hell yes. But if you drink responsibly and don't drink until you black out every night, then none of this will happen.

Anyway, weed costs alot. Smoking weed takes away from your family's income, it also makes you lazy and less prone to do work. A lot of jobs, nowadays, do drug tests. Doing weed will obviously make you show up, causing you to lose your job. You won't be able to hold a conversation, drastically reducing the communication between partners, resulting in a separation emotionally that can lead to a split.

Very easy to take negatives or just positives from a situation and make it help your cause.
#36 to #29 - tannerjroll
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(03/31/2012) [-]
... i'm sorry but your picture totally undermined that whole paragraph.
... i'm sorry but your picture totally undermined that whole paragraph.
#10 - anon
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(03/31/2012) [-]
>Implying a good father would even consider smoking illegal substances and put himself and his family in jeapordy.

Also, this is a repost....So **** you twice OP.
#12 to #10 - XxMyNameIsChancexX
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(03/31/2012) [-]
smoking weed =/= putting family in jeopardy \
#19 to #12 - guidoforlife
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(03/31/2012) [-]
you are correct sir, doing something illegal can't possibly put one's family in jeopardy..
#17 - austyp
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(03/31/2012) [-]
#8 - KirkHammett
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(03/31/2012) [-]
I think Marijuana's a pretty cool guy. He's really fun and doesn't afraid of anything.
#6 - soerd
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(03/31/2012) [-]
if you aren't an incredibly mean drunk this is all true of alcohol also, if you're mean drunk you just shouldn't drink. it's kind of sad but if you act aggressive while drunk then for the good of the people close to you you shouldn't drink.