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#410 - cruzslzr (03/31/2012) [-]
i know fj doesn't like me bitching but dammit you guys need a point across
most of your friendzone issues have to do with the way you handle yourself
I'm definitely not a girl but you must know that I understand them because I've put myself in their shoes. let's try that
you're now a girl (with ****** , breasts, the works) a guy approaches you
first of all theyre going to judge your looks, thats inevitable and they will rate you on that
ok now disregarding the sudden rate they will judge your vibe the way you walked over there, with or without a smile, and how you talk
very important here your tone and volume of your voice is what shows confidence
now im not saying go yell a girl in her ear expecting a blowjob, but most of you are smart guys you know a girl shouldnt have to say "what" every 10 seconds cuz u can't speak like a man with a purpose
now let's talk confidence: you can be the ugliest ****** in school, really like just nasty looking, but a man with a voice of a man and the mentality of a man is not going to be ignored
a girl likes daring stuff being said to her, stuff she won't hear from every other guy
it shows that you have big cojones and that if she rejects you that you probably won't care cuz you have more women to hit on
that **** works wonders for them, they like a spark
now im not saying to be ******** because most of you can't work the courage for all that or you don't want that kind of image on your persona
its all about confidence, about sticking out of the general population
most of you guys don't even have an excuse to be shy or "the nice guy"
I'd be jealous as **** if most of you were talking to my girl (right hand comments incoming) if you already know the girl and you think she's friendzoned you give her something to change her mind be desirable towards her friends and i guarantee that when they talk about you she'll have a comment.
no tl;dr **** you read that ****
pic related its me; still get friendzoned but i play the "i dont care" card
#465 to #410 - donekilledyou (03/31/2012) [-]
Just something I'd like to add on to your advice, if you can play the nice guy card right, you'll be basically set, no matter how you look. Girls like guys that make them comfortable, and that includes a combination of a sense of humor, kindness and confidence. So everybody complaining about your looks, it doesn't take much. If you can get your personality to a solid level and still feel like doing more, just join a sport or something (I suggest track, cause you get a noticeable, non-douchebag tan, you get in shape, there's a lot of options for events so you can do something you're good at, and it's co-ed, so you have something in common with them). Everything else just falls together. If it doesn't when you're an athletic, funny, nice dude, it probably never would have, don't count it as a loss and find someone who'll appreciate you.
Also, get good deodorant. None of that Axe **** , get Old ***** and use in moderation. Girls go crazy for guys that smell good.
#466 to #465 - cruzslzr (03/31/2012) [-]
this guy has his **** together
i like the track tip and personally i exercised at the gym
no to the point where you'll get "meat-head" comments but enough definition to be noticeable
kitten for your troubles
#467 to #466 - donekilledyou (03/31/2012) [-]
Exactly
Picture for your first line
User avatar #439 to #410 - krbuffington (03/31/2012) [-]
Dude, do you live in OK? You look so familiar.
#442 to #439 - cruzslzr (03/31/2012) [-]
I do not.
can we still be friends?
User avatar #468 to #442 - krbuffington (03/31/2012) [-]
For sure bro. I've been needing a new online buddy to chat with and discuss my various problems with lol. What be yo email?
#470 to #468 - cruzslzr (03/31/2012) [-]
email be cruzslzr2010@gmail.com anyone can email me their issues actually
I can do my best to resolve or help with them.
pic unrelated
#436 to #410 - walkingdisaster (03/31/2012) [-]
I never realized this, but looking back on how I met my girlfriend... you're right. I'm usually quiet but I was really open and talkative around her, same with all my friends who are girls.   
   
MFW
I never realized this, but looking back on how I met my girlfriend... you're right. I'm usually quiet but I was really open and talkative around her, same with all my friends who are girls.

MFW
#446 to #436 - cruzslzr (03/31/2012) [-]
made this not sure if clever or obnoxious
#431 to #410 - darkreddragon (03/31/2012) [-]
if i was a girl, id be feeling myself up.
#433 to #431 - cruzslzr (03/31/2012) [-]
not sure if gusta.....
User avatar #430 to #410 - majorlulz (03/31/2012) [-]
exactly how I play the game, confidence goes a LONG way.
User avatar #429 to #410 - iizsimon (03/31/2012) [-]
holy **** you look deformed.

nice tip though,
User avatar #427 to #410 - xxkosukexx (03/31/2012) [-]
Not to sound like i brag but My friend and I just ahve girls walk up to us and give us numbers because he looks like Justin Bieber and I am funny.
User avatar #447 to #427 - slone (03/31/2012) [-]
numbers dont mean **** , i could get any girls number i want, thats the easy part, after that is when **** gets tough, thats when they start testing you, unless your still in middle school then youre home free
User avatar #455 to #447 - xxkosukexx (03/31/2012) [-]
I was speaking figuratively, i mean really we can ask them out anytime we want and they say yes.
User avatar #457 to #455 - slone (03/31/2012) [-]
thats still all preliminary, to go all the way you have to be a good talker, looks and first impressions will only get you about 20% of the way there, its all about personality

also no pony related pun intended with that 20% thing
User avatar #462 to #457 - xxkosukexx (03/31/2012) [-]
personality? Dude to tell you the truth, if you dress like your ******* kanye west, personality doesn't matter, i don't do all that **** but man, guys at our school are complete ass hole sand girls just **** them like at a snap of a finger.
User avatar #464 to #462 - slone (03/31/2012) [-]
yea its because they are ******** that the girls want to **** them, girls want a guy who will treat them like **** , its not because of the way they dress (well it partially is) its still the way they act

its complicated, you cant be too much of an ******* but if youre nice chicks will walk all over you
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#434 to #426 - cruzslzr (03/31/2012) [-]
lost my **** at "laughing at dolan on the internet"
then i found it
pic unrelated
#424 to #410 - sacredmagic (03/31/2012) [-]
Didn't have the "hero" reaction pic....
#423 to #410 - toothles (03/31/2012) [-]
The I Dont Care card is always a wise decision
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