the family business. . HELLO, SIM HAVE you ACCEPTED JESUS, THE SUN OF GOD, AS PDUH SAVIDT YET? Faun WHAT? FROM ETERNAL OF COMME. we DAMMED ME? GOIN HE DAMNED...
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the family business

HELLO, SIM
HAVE you ACCEPTED JESUS, THE
SUN OF GOD, AS PDUH SAVIDT YET?
Faun WHAT? FROM ETERNAL
OF COMME.
we DAMMED ME? GOIN
HE DAMNED... ALL OF us.
BY DEFAULT.
SO HE DAMNS PEOPLE AND THEN FITS
SEN GOES SAVING THEM?
YES, THAT IS CURRECT!
THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME
HATTEN FAMILY EASINESS THAT
I DIDN' T WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN.
...
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#136 - heyangelyoudasexy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#246 to #136 - betothetroll (03/30/2012) [-]
best comment ever heard & laughed so hard.
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#206 - dahpwnerofu (03/30/2012) [-]
Hey guys, if you're in for a read, this is epic. You'll have to enlarge.
#287 to #206 - klondikemonster (03/31/2012) [-]
There you have it folks... almost every single religion in the world.... described with an ass kissing.
User avatar #224 to #206 - darthmidget ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
just...awesome. well done sir. well done
#21 - zsakul (03/30/2012) [-]
I live in a place where i have no neighbors but a Jehovah witness church.

And they used to come by alot when i was a kid because they didn't get the point so my parents deployed ideas to get them to think we were insane.

So one day my dad answered the door and just stared into their eyes and every time they would talk he would do a spin. We never saw them again.

#24 - iLime (03/30/2012) [-]
mean while at ops house, he has a friend over
#377 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #379 to #377 - Mrrofl (03/31/2012) [-]
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#378 to #377 - areyah (03/31/2012) [-]
Well congratulations there
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#380 to #377 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
well this is awkward... second person to get dubs decides my new username
User avatar #418 to #380 - ThickMcRunFast (03/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #385 to #377 - sortoathepenguin (03/31/2012) [-]
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I'm just gonna **** up, but whatever.

#392 to #377 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
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#397 to #392 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
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#402 to #397 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
it's not letting me create it, so **** this. thumb me down for all i care, i'm anon now
#400 to #397 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
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#401 to #400 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #49 - TardytheTurtle (03/30/2012) [-]
so ok a little background information is needed first
my dad used to be in special operations and has severe PTSD
now he has a medical marijuana card from the government
he usually lights up around 6 in the afternoon after he gets home from work and it also makes dinner taste better for him
end of background information
around 6:30 one day, 2 jehova's witnesses knocked on our door
instead of two younger guys like we usually get, we got two 70 year old ladies
so anyways my dad was blazed out of his mind and just stood there and they started talking
me being the polite well raised son invited them inside and went off to get them something to drink (i knew this was going to be good so that's why i let it happen)
also my dad's birthday was the day before and me and my stepmom made him hash brownies i should have mentioned that earlier
as i came back with the coffee, my dad had brought out the rest off the brownies due to the munchies and was sharing them with the two ladies
after about 4 each, (they were made from scratch and according to my dad they were freaking delicious) they started to be awesome people
30 minutes and a bag of doritos later, they decided to stop being missionaries and questioned what they had done with their lives. we have kept in contact since and they both came out of the closet for each other and are now making a final road trip around the USA to see their family and friends before they can't do it anymore
User avatar #61 to #59 - TardytheTurtle (03/30/2012) [-]
am i the only one finding irony in the fact that you used a batman picture to reply to my comment that's mostly about my dad
User avatar #62 to #61 - vinlandknight ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
it's the only picture I had saying how awesome you are...your dad too.
#63 to #62 - TardytheTurtle (03/30/2012) [-]
here's an old one i have
User avatar #69 to #63 - vinlandknight ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
thankyou, i'll add that one
#245 - nickdigger (03/30/2012) [-]
Yay women's rights! Just say no to pedophilia (I'm looking at you pope), Evolution makes sense. I think ionic disturbances cause lightning (sorry Zeus). I think tectonic pIates cause earthquakes (sorry Pat Robertson). Virgin Birth? not without some sorta turkey baster. I see Zombies come back from the dead on TV every weekend, but I have never seen it for real. I don't believe I was born sinful and broken. Women cannot be blamed for original sin, mostly because I find the notion of a talking snake ridiculous.
#276 to #245 - timmywankenobi (03/30/2012) [-]
Nice try serpent.
User avatar #248 to #245 - sandnigglets (03/30/2012) [-]
you lost me at women's rights. .
User avatar #254 to #248 - nickdigger (03/30/2012) [-]
You have several religious options still open to you, then.
User avatar #260 to #254 - sandnigglets (03/30/2012) [-]
now i actually just read what you wrote, you're stating scientific notions and linking them to women that don't make sense. .
and talking snakes are cool. :E
User avatar #270 to #260 - nickdigger (03/30/2012) [-]
The estate of Marie Curie sends her regards and hopes that you will, in keeping with your views, refuse any X-ray imaging should your life ever depend on it.
#17 to #13 - kampi ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
"If you believe in god, you're religious.   
But if god believes in you, you're psychotic."   
   
- House   
   
(pic unrelated)
"If you believe in god, you're religious.
But if god believes in you, you're psychotic."

- House

(pic unrelated)
#46 to #17 - anon (03/30/2012) [-]
Big booty bitches I've got big booty bitches I've got big booty bitches (and again and again and again)
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User avatar #100 to #93 - kampi ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
I thought it begun in 89's.
That's at least what people have told me.
But take my deepest apologiez for being dumb and not knowing.

...By the way, Will Smith shouldn't be as old as he is now. He's starting to get gray hair.
#70 - HughHefner (03/30/2012) [-]
I would post a religious comment, but historically it just leads to people killing each other.
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User avatar #27 to #23 - arsyro (03/30/2012) [-]
let the children come to at me
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