the family business. . HELLO, SIM HAVE you ACCEPTED JESUS, THE SUN OF GOD, AS PDUH SAVIDT YET? Faun WHAT? FROM ETERNAL OF COMME. we DAMMED ME? GOIN HE DAMNED...
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HELLO, SIM
HAVE you ACCEPTED JESUS, THE
SUN OF GOD, AS PDUH SAVIDT YET?
Faun WHAT? FROM ETERNAL
OF COMME.
we DAMMED ME? GOIN
HE DAMNED... ALL OF us.
BY DEFAULT.
SO HE DAMNS PEOPLE AND THEN FITS
SEN GOES SAVING THEM?
YES, THAT IS CURRECT!
THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME
HATTEN FAMILY EASINESS THAT
I DIDN' T WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN.
...
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#442 - buckoman has deleted their comment [-]
#440 - bigmacintosheyupp (03/31/2012) [-]
Its so true
#436 - twistedvision (03/31/2012) [-]
ahh religion always so easy to poke fun at, da?
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#435 - howarthm **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#452 to #434 - mmoranoderp has deleted their comment [-]
#432 - typufficles (03/31/2012) [-]
religion thread? for the lulz
#441 to #432 - anonymous (03/31/2012) [-]
Only one I had in my folders.
#445 to #441 - typufficles (03/31/2012) [-]
something to add to your collection then? XD
something to add to your collection then? XD
#431 - benedicto (03/31/2012) [-]
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#430 - osukhoas (03/31/2012) [-]
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#423 - fatimmortal (03/31/2012) [-]
So, essentially God damned us and his kid is saving us. Wouldn't we be going against god by following that?
#421 - ragingbrony ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
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#414 - tannerninja (03/31/2012) [-]
**tannerninja rolled a random image posted in comment #3359294 at FJ Pony Thread ** jesus
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#419 to #413 - Min (03/31/2012) [-]
Child of the Fence?
Child of the Fence?
#407 - lolzordz (03/31/2012) [-]
is that essentially what christianity is? were people really that dumb?
User avatar #433 to #407 - EvilApples (03/31/2012) [-]
No, OP is misrepresenting Christianity. I know everyone will hate me for this but I am going to do my best to try and explain Christianity anyway. Essentially Christianity is the belief in the deity of Christ, salvation by God’s grace and not by works, salvation through Jesus Christ alone, the resurrection of Christ, the Gospel, monotheism and the Holy Trinity. Man was put onto Earth and originally had a good relationship with God. Man was given free will and screwed up when man chose to reject God. This rejection of God called sin brought death into the world. Sin meant there was a divide created between God and man. When God sent Jesus to die for man this was God's way of bridging the gap between man and God so that people have a way to be with God again. God created humans so that we would be in a loving relationship with him not so that he could have something to destroy.
"John 3:16

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

When I look at sin and think "Do people really deserve eternal damnation for that?" I remind myself that God is infinite with knowledge, power, wisdom and righteous judgement and my mortal mind is very limited. I look at it as God knows infinitely better than me.

It is not God's fault that we as humanity are sinful, sin is a choice. I hope that helps to better explain Christianity :S. Feel free to verbally abuse me now if you wish.
#443 to #433 - lolzordz (03/31/2012) [-]
nice explanation.

like cells in a body, once we reject 'the body' we become self destructive, a virus, and the body will reject us.

though cells are not born damned. they are naturally made in perfect working order and dont need a jesus, so im supposing we dont neither.
User avatar #447 to #443 - EvilApples (03/31/2012) [-]
Dude that is a brilliant explanation of Christianity :D! But the thing is that no one is perfect now since sin has already entered the world and we are all part of the problem :(

"1 John 1:8
If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us."

So essentially we all have a "virus" in a spiritual sense but Jesus is the cure to said virus. We are made like body cells to work in order with God in a loving relationship. We still need Jesus because none of us are perfect but yeah originally we were created to be in a good working relationship with God. I kinda picture it as a parent and child relationship which is made to work.

Thanks for being such a gentleman dude ^_^
#460 to #447 - lolzordz (03/31/2012) [-]
no prob bro
#417 to #407 - anonymous (03/31/2012) [-]
i'm catholic and from what i know we believe in christ and stuff but i don't know what kind of Christians go door to door and say "hello have you found jesus" and im assuming there are MANY types of christians
#422 to #417 - lolzordz (03/31/2012) [-]
i mean the part where we are born damned and have to embrace a man who showed up 4000 years after adam and eve (in bible terms)   
   
i dont even
i mean the part where we are born damned and have to embrace a man who showed up 4000 years after adam and eve (in bible terms)

i dont even
User avatar #425 to #422 - CRosBY (03/31/2012) [-]
You don't have to understand it, you clearly don't believe it.
User avatar #427 to #425 - lolzordz (03/31/2012) [-]
i believe were born blessed, not damned.
User avatar #428 to #427 - CRosBY (03/31/2012) [-]
Good.
User avatar #420 to #417 - toosexyforyou (03/31/2012) [-]
do you believe that there are many types of satanists as well?
#406 - comicson (03/31/2012) [-]
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#405 - yaiyainigga (03/31/2012) [-]
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#404 - deadmuerto (03/31/2012) [-]
hey look, a religious group went down to Mexico
#403 - sethja (03/31/2012) [-]
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that awkward moment when i thought about this before clicking it
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