the family business. . HELLO, SIM HAVE you ACCEPTED JESUS, THE SUN OF GOD, AS PDUH SAVIDT YET? Faun WHAT? FROM ETERNAL OF COMME. we DAMMED ME? GOIN HE DAMNED...
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the family business

HELLO, SIM
HAVE you ACCEPTED JESUS, THE
SUN OF GOD, AS PDUH SAVIDT YET?
Faun WHAT? FROM ETERNAL
OF COMME.
we DAMMED ME? GOIN
HE DAMNED... ALL OF us.
BY DEFAULT.
SO HE DAMNS PEOPLE AND THEN FITS
SEN GOES SAVING THEM?
YES, THAT IS CURRECT!
THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME
HATTEN FAMILY EASINESS THAT
I DIDN' T WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN.
...
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Submitted: 03/30/2012
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#8 - larro (03/30/2012) [-]
#207 - iamnewhere (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#13 - kiwikat (03/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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#136 - heyangelyoudasexy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #137 - askafj (03/30/2012) [+] (42 replies)
God is punishing the human race for eating the forbidden fruit, you forgot that part.
User avatar #146 to #137 - Daeiros (03/30/2012) [-]
yeah, that makes sense, i remember this one time, when i was 4, my mom told me i wasn't allowed to eat any cookies before dinner, but then i ate one, so she set me on fire
User avatar #49 - TardytheTurtle (03/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
so ok a little background information is needed first
my dad used to be in special operations and has severe PTSD
now he has a medical marijuana card from the government
he usually lights up around 6 in the afternoon after he gets home from work and it also makes dinner taste better for him
end of background information
around 6:30 one day, 2 jehova's witnesses knocked on our door
instead of two younger guys like we usually get, we got two 70 year old ladies
so anyways my dad was blazed out of his mind and just stood there and they started talking
me being the polite well raised son invited them inside and went off to get them something to drink (i knew this was going to be good so that's why i let it happen)
also my dad's birthday was the day before and me and my stepmom made him hash brownies i should have mentioned that earlier
as i came back with the coffee, my dad had brought out the rest off the brownies due to the munchies and was sharing them with the two ladies
after about 4 each, (they were made from scratch and according to my dad they were freaking delicious) they started to be awesome people
30 minutes and a bag of doritos later, they decided to stop being missionaries and questioned what they had done with their lives. we have kept in contact since and they both came out of the closet for each other and are now making a final road trip around the USA to see their family and friends before they can't do it anymore
#206 - dahpwnerofu (03/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Hey guys, if you're in for a read, this is epic. You'll have to enlarge.
#21 - zsakul (03/30/2012) [-]
I live in a place where i have no neighbors but a Jehovah witness church.

And they used to come by alot when i was a kid because they didn't get the point so my parents deployed ideas to get them to think we were insane.

So one day my dad answered the door and just stared into their eyes and every time they would talk he would do a spin. We never saw them again.

User avatar #5 - obliquezombie (03/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Oh great, another post being ignorant about how religion truly works.

... But dammit, that made me laugh. Thumb'd.
#6 to #5 - nsapanda (03/30/2012) [-]
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#190 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#24 - iLime (03/30/2012) [-]
mean while at ops house, he has a friend over
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#170 - zicamox (03/30/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Religion is a comedic goldmine. The sooner religious people realize this, the sooner we can move on from the "UR A ATHEIST!!! WHO CARREZ!!!" comments. Guess what? If you can make fun of Atheism in an actually funny way, then it deserves front page too. People act like this is just Atheist propaganda being shoved down their throat. No, it's a joke that happens to poke fun at your religion. Get over it.
#307 - shadowrated (03/31/2012) [+] (15 replies)
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#313 to #307 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 65** Doesn't that mean that atheists have no penis?
#245 - nickdigger (03/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Yay women's rights! Just say no to pedophilia (I'm looking at you pope), Evolution makes sense. I think ionic disturbances cause lightning (sorry Zeus). I think tectonic pIates cause earthquakes (sorry Pat Robertson). Virgin Birth? not without some sorta turkey baster. I see Zombies come back from the dead on TV every weekend, but I have never seen it for real. I don't believe I was born sinful and broken. Women cannot be blamed for original sin, mostly because I find the notion of a talking snake ridiculous.
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