suicide hotlines. seanessytheking asked me to put him in one of my comics, so i did.. hello, my name is seanessytheking. hey there, my name is nick. how can i h KERBE comic SeanessyTheKing Suicide hotlines
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suicide hotlines. seanessytheking asked me to put him in one of my comics, so i did.. hello, my name is seanessytheking. hey there, my name is nick. how can i h

seanessytheking asked me to put him in one of my comics, so i did.

hello, my name is
seanessytheking.
hey there, my
name is nick.
how can i help you?
well i dont know where
to start, this is my first
time calling a suicide
hotline...
but i guess ill start with
my wife left me, my
goldfish died of an
overdose, i never knew
my father, and i dont
have any friends...
uemm sorry
sir but this is a
psychic hotline...
oh... well then can you
tell me something that' ll
help me in my future?
sure, let me just get my
crystal ball out and see...
i would get some
stronger rope if i was
you X
...
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User avatar #62 to #49 - onezeroeight (03/30/2012) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use this?
#76 - gayjunk (03/30/2012) [-]
**gayjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at White people ** ****** <<<
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#91 to #76 - jgk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#133 to #76 - pistro ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
Hm?
#344 - krazykarl (03/30/2012) [-]
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
#168 - nuh (03/30/2012) [-]
#121 - spacecowboydk (03/30/2012) [-]
**spacecowboydk rolled a random image posted in comment #352 at troll level 99 **
MFW i tried to commit suicide
#45 - iaaron (03/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #50 to #45 - zigzagderpaderp (03/30/2012) [-]
****** mario party
#200 to #45 - xacuop (03/30/2012) [-]
somehow the mountain looks like this roll
User avatar #48 to #45 - Vynce (03/30/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard at this what the **** .
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#267 - thepiratemonkey (03/30/2012) [-]
**thepiratemonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #3370782 at FJ Pony Thread ** This is why I kill myself.
#110 - bleeduntildeath (03/30/2012) [-]
if he was really a psychic, why didn't he automatically say "wrong number?"
#160 - manirock (03/30/2012) [-]
He doesn't know his father... Typical... Chuckle
#98 - lucidwater (03/30/2012) [-]
mfw I try to commit suicide
mfw I try to commit suicide
#66 - strychnine (03/30/2012) [-]
**strychnine rolls 88**
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#240 to #66 - anotherjoenobody (03/30/2012) [-]
comment #66...   
rolled 88...   
got 88 thumbs...
comment #66...
rolled 88...
got 88 thumbs...

#84 to #67 - datspidey (03/30/2012) [-]
We ALL love you... in the butt
User avatar #162 to #81 - ScaryNigger (03/30/2012) [-]
WHAT MEME IS THIS?!?1
User avatar #167 to #162 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/30/2012) [-]
Yaranaika
#169 to #167 - ScaryNigger (03/30/2012) [-]
DEAR GOD.... I looked it up to see what it was and WHAT WAS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
User avatar #68 to #67 - rockbottom (03/30/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU!!!
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#74 to #66 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#83 to #66 - zenodc (03/30/2012) [-]
dat roll
#85 to #66 - goochmaster (03/30/2012) [-]
I'll love you.   
   
i've been waiting to use this gif
I'll love you.

i've been waiting to use this gif
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#89 to #66 - strychnine (03/30/2012) [-]
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#80 to #66 - dahpwnerofu (03/30/2012) [-]
Oh, I'll love you...
User avatar #124 to #80 - hardtuner ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
that pic, i lol'd so damn hard!
#322 - travrob (03/30/2012) [-]
**travrob rolled a random image posted in comment #311 at Where is your god now! ** how I commit suicide
#184 - thehardcorechimp (03/30/2012) [-]
**thehardcorechimp rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Ponies, deal with it **

< this describes my sex life
User avatar #187 to #184 - goddamnitnotch (03/30/2012) [-]
how... relevant...
#204 to #184 - FourchansChosenone (03/30/2012) [-]
Wow thats..awesome
Wow thats..awesome
User avatar #238 to #184 - rockred (03/30/2012) [-]
B-B-Bu-But why!?
#251 to #184 - yunablade (03/30/2012) [-]
Tell me more about your tendencies
#211 to #184 - zedthamis (03/30/2012) [-]
For the BEST ROLL EVER, I think you deserve a gift.
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#222 to #184 - EarthDefenseforce (03/30/2012) [-]
hahaha. thats a good roll
User avatar #193 to #184 - potatotown (03/30/2012) [-]
this is so relevant in so many ways
#245 to #184 - anon (03/30/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #327 at Troublemakers **
#334 - goochmaster (03/30/2012) [-]
**goochmaster rolled a random image posted in comment #3325894 at FJ Pony Thread **

How I commit suicide
#354 to #334 - smokeymouse (03/30/2012) [-]
haha nice
#34 to #29 - bowlofgrandma (03/30/2012) [-]
&gt;finally got cable after number of years without   
&gt;flipping through channels   
&gt;hit the Amanda show   
&gt;childhood restored   
&gt;mfw
>finally got cable after number of years without
>flipping through channels
>hit the Amanda show
>childhood restored
>mfw
User avatar #52 to #29 - nareach (03/30/2012) [-]
******* THANK YOU FOR THIS NOSTALGIC FEELING! :3
#32 to #29 - RefrainFromTouchin (03/29/2012) [-]
How the **** did I read that in his voice after this long?

Fuuuuck
#33 to #32 - ragingbrony (03/29/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Totally...
#60 to #32 - bigboyblue (03/30/2012) [-]
Haruhi thread, go!
User avatar #374 - OrangeZebra (03/30/2012) [-]
Would've been funnier if he accidentally called the nike hotline and they told him to "just do it"
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