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Hmhmm. It appears my
anneal laptop got a virus
I knew hen
tun fix dis
We' re genna Yeah T hope yur
wipe it stuff ks cm a You looked at
flash drive it far 2
minute:
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can' t connect to needs
the internet a new hatter?
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the keyboard that: hard
drive into orbit I know the
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User avatar #223 - masterchririus (03/30/2012) [-]
If this is in an government or school setting, they might have the same kind of crap we have.
(I'm an IT-guy at an high-school.)

Thing is, the system is set up at the IT HQ of the county in which I am employed.
They lock everything down, and doesn't give out any passwords regarding network etc.

We do have an "Trayvon, skittles lover, white people hater-escqe" account we can use to fix some errors, but it is fakakkin rediculus how many times we gotta write that **** ... username-password

We could log on to the computer with that user and try to fix it too, but in most cases that doesn't go well.
Most of the programs are installed in a non-standard way, making the probability-rate of that helping very low.

Then, there is time.
Many of the problems happening on a computer whit this type of setup, takes waay longer to find and sort out.
At our school, we are 3 people at IT, 2 of us work with student PCs.. (the apprentice and me). We have 1200+ machines to support and service so if time is a factor here (it is trust me), then the only sane thing is to "WHIPE"


User avatar #222 - mynameisnotjay (03/30/2012) [-]
I think we go to the same school
User avatar #221 - iwannadop (03/30/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, this seems to be the only answer 90% of IT techs know...
User avatar #220 - MacheteJoe (03/30/2012) [-]
GEEK SQUAD? this is how they do, they talk to you like your a retard when you bring in a compunder warranty for bad hard ware. umm let me just wipe it... HEY ********* the ******* cd drive is grinding are you ******* retarded? actual conversation with geek squad. Called corporate and received a new replacement instead of a repair. they removed norton and installed free and all the adware/demos for my tech challenged grandmaw for the nice little fee of $75!! they convinced her that her computer would not work right if the didn't optimize it! needless to say got our money back from those bastards.
#219 - tropicalbonerfish (03/30/2012) [-]
what a dumbass
what a dumbass
#210 - anonymous (03/30/2012) [-]
he reminded me of this sick 						****
he reminded me of this sick ****
#212 to #211 - cjsixtyseven (03/30/2012) [-]
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Watcha gonna do about it ****** ??
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#208 - bigmacintosheyupp (03/30/2012) [-]
I know people like that too
I know people like that too
#207 - yarolord (03/30/2012) [-]
HOW TO SOLVE ALL YOUR WINDOWS PROBLEMS

If you have money/have a ****** for penises: buy a Mac
If you don't/are a lonely ****** with lots of free time: install any Linux distro
User avatar #216 to #207 - MacheteJoe (03/30/2012) [-]
or you could use windows and not be retarded....But hey this is FJ. all my comps do have linux on them also because it comes in very handy. especially for fast boots.
#206 - securitynerd (03/30/2012) [-]
REEMOVE EVERYATHANG YOU SAY?
#200 - freakyfingers (03/30/2012) [-]
Step 1: restart computer.
Step 2: press F8 before it boots up, and select "Restart in safe mode"
Step 3: Run system restore.
I got rid of 6 Trojans/viruses this way.
Pic related
User avatar #218 to #200 - MacheteJoe (03/30/2012) [-]
safe mode
run rkill
run antivirus
run malware bytes
done
no need to run a restore and lose data. also its nice to trace down what caused it an report that program...
#205 to #200 - itsamonkey ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
And you know that there are no backdoors open, because....? You should always wipe your pc after an infection.
And you know that there are no backdoors open, because....? You should always wipe your pc after an infection.
User avatar #196 - durkadurka (03/30/2012) [-]
He's probably wiping a lot because it's an easy fix for software related issues such as viruses. The guy must have the re-install disks need to put windows, drivers, and programs back onto the computers, making wiping an easier solution than spending an hour or so to trap and remove a virus. Wiping the hard drive and putting on a fresh re-install will also tend to make computers faster depending on how much crap was on there before.
User avatar #198 to #196 - isexcats (03/30/2012) [-]
Trust me though i usualy have tons of stuff like pirated games thats too big to fit on a flash drive so i usually just track the virus down
User avatar #202 to #198 - durkadurka (03/30/2012) [-]
I actually do spend the time doing that for my own stuff for similar reasons. There are often better solutions to wiping, but the attraction to wiping is that it's an almost 100% guarantee that the problem will be gone. OP's tech guy probably has a dozen or so laptops to work on at once and knows that wiping will solve the problem as long as it's software related.


User avatar #204 to #202 - isexcats (03/30/2012) [-]
In a day i have a good 40-50 in a school of tech retards and i have never wiped them once i agree that if he does have that much it can be hard but while one thing is working work on the next.
User avatar #195 - UKDan (03/30/2012) [-]
that was my answer for every computer problem i had when i was younger
User avatar #194 - isexcats (03/30/2012) [-]
At my school i am the tech person and i get called out of class for bout 2 hrs a day to fix peoples things and wiping is a last ditch effort. There are many other retards like that at our school that have wiped a teachers hard-drive because the internet cable was unplugged. Anyway it is pretty cool i now have a special relationship with all the teachers and get to get out of class whenever i like because i fix their **** all the time.
User avatar #197 to #194 - isexcats (03/30/2012) [-]
Also i have 100's of stories of this here's one for you
So there was this super bitchy teacher that was always frustrated and angry. She complained in class that it was so slow it took 10 minutes to open a browser so i offerd to fix it. She declined but after about a week she gave in. Within 20 minutes i had her computer running smooth as can be with no lag or anything. Then on in class she was never bitchy i wondered why but i forgot it. Then i found out teachers have to enter in grades online and her computer was so bad she couldn't and parents were getting pissed at her. I always had a good grade in that class and everyone had a great time and acted like we were all friends including our teacher.
#193 - Ihazfunkitty (03/30/2012) [-]
<my attemps to fix my computer
<my attemps to fix my computer
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User avatar #192 - shadowrated (03/30/2012) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 756**
#191 - spior (03/30/2012) [-]
Well you wouldn't need to wipe if you were using Google Chrome.
#214 to #191 - cjsixtyseven (03/30/2012) [-]
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In my opinion Firefox is best browser
User avatar #199 to #191 - anog (03/30/2012) [-]
This.
User avatar #190 - idunnolol (03/30/2012) [-]
Whats up with everyone ranting on tech/it guys nowadays?
#188 - spacecowboydk ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
Just like every tech-guy in the wold
<--- pic not related: IT IS ZUUL!
#186 - deviousman (03/30/2012) [-]
Collins college, where dreams remain! JUST DREAMS!
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