whahuh?. . I am pretending that I am dead'? Help..‘? 55?, " Hey guys, my name is Courtney and I am Tr. Courtney Se there is this girl I hate named Jane who had
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I am pretending that I am dead'? Help..‘?
55?, " Hey guys, my name is Courtney and I am Tr.
Courtney Se there is this girl I hate named Jane who had a big party and I went. We got into a
huge argument and I left and went into the backyard to get away frem her. She
fallowed me outside and she was arguing with me and stuff and then out of nowhere
she pushed me hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down and I was down
en the ground and she climbed en top of me and she was choking me and smashing
me ente the ground
I pretended I was and she was freaking em.
She picked me up and started dragging me even though I was awake, I was
pretending I was unconscious_
I peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the peek! I quickly teek in a huge
breathe and she held up my body beside the water and she threw me into the peel! I
did the dead mans float and I held my breathe as long as I meld then I turned amend
to breathe and Jane was gene.
I heard her teeming back I quickly started Heating again and then sameone grabbed
my leg and pulled me out of the water. It was Jane and her boyfriend, I kept
pretending to be unconscious. Jane said she threw me in the water to get off any
evidence that was me me. She said I was in the water fer about IO minutes
probably dead and she checked my pulse and I kept pretending I was
and that IDIOT eould find anything and assumed i was dead.
i saw my cellphone en the ground, it fell out of my pocket before jane threw me into
the peel. they left fer a second i turned en the ‘melee recorder and put the phone in
my pocket. they dragged me areas the grass around to the front tsf the house and
then they lifted me up and took me upstairs and put me in the closet in janes reem!!
when they left i get out and dried my self off and i didnt leave behind any clues, i
climbed em of janes winder and went home.
help! what should i not
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#533 - ninegagbro (04/01/2012) [-]
**ninegagbro rolled a random image posted in comment #227 at Fuck u from my wheelchair ** am i doin it right?
#532 - barryprovolone (04/01/2012) [-]
**barryprovolone rolled a random image posted in comment #400 at some people are too up tight **
User avatar #528 - austinsaget (03/30/2012) [-]
>go to school next day
>confront her
>the **** was that jane?
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User avatar #524 - lolollo ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
You act like nothing happened and watch her squirm.
#522 - anonymous (03/30/2012) [-]
OP lacks popularity.
#517 - fukyeahraptorr ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
what the **** did I just read
#514 - anonymous (03/30/2012) [-]
Oh my God, that is so crazy she is lucky to be alive, to the police!
Oh my God, that is so crazy she is lucky to be alive, to the police!
#513 - bubmeister (03/30/2012) [-]
Attempted ****** , that's really serious... What she did was awesome and she just doesn't know what to do...
#511 - nightauditor (03/30/2012) [-]
The opportunities for humongous wins are endless!!!
#510 - sindrone (03/30/2012) [-]
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#506 - anonymous (03/30/2012) [-]
I would literally shoot both of them
User avatar #508 to #506 - johnnyafire (03/30/2012) [-]
Literally shoot both of them? What are you literally doing? Literally is a term used for metaphors and etc. like that, i dont know a phrase that says "I would shoot both of them" So why put literally in there?
User avatar #505 - mrstalin (03/30/2012) [-]
>>Dissappear for a few days
>>Put clothes you were in that night outside in standing water
>>Wait until she isn't home
>>Install two amps hidden in her room
>>One has deep bass and distortion
>>Other has just deep bass
>>Get trusted male friend with deep voice
>>Wait until night with thunder/rain
>>Dress in clothes you were in that night
>>Hide in her closet
>>Have friend chant in tongues into amp with deep bass and distortion
>>Speak into other amp
>>"Thou shalt atone for what thou have done. I have become more powerful than thou could ever imagine."
>>Come out of closet
>>Run as fast as you can from standing position
>>Pin her
>>"Expect me again."
>>Throw her in closet
>>Leave
>>Friend stops chanting
Repeat for added effect
#503 - grampian (03/30/2012) [-]
<hfw she finds there's a dead body on the loose
<hfw she finds there's a dead body on the loose
#502 - anonymous (03/30/2012) [-]
That's actually kind of kick ass.
User avatar #501 - taabu (03/30/2012) [-]
**taabu rolls 4** my reading lvl now
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