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I am pretending that I am dead'? Help..‘?
55?, " Hey guys, my name is Courtney and I am Tr.
Courtney Se there is this girl I hate named Jane who had a big party and I went. We got into a
huge argument and I left and went into the backyard to get away frem her. She
fallowed me outside and she was arguing with me and stuff and then out of nowhere
she pushed me hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down and I was down
en the ground and she climbed en top of me and she was choking me and smashing
me ente the ground
I pretended I was and she was freaking em.
She picked me up and started dragging me even though I was awake, I was
pretending I was unconscious_
I peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the peek! I quickly teek in a huge
breathe and she held up my body beside the water and she threw me into the peel! I
did the dead mans float and I held my breathe as long as I meld then I turned amend
to breathe and Jane was gene.
I heard her teeming back I quickly started Heating again and then sameone grabbed
my leg and pulled me out of the water. It was Jane and her boyfriend, I kept
pretending to be unconscious. Jane said she threw me in the water to get off any
evidence that was me me. She said I was in the water fer about IO minutes
probably dead and she checked my pulse and I kept pretending I was
and that IDIOT eould find anything and assumed i was dead.
i saw my cellphone en the ground, it fell out of my pocket before jane threw me into
the peel. they left fer a second i turned en the ‘melee recorder and put the phone in
my pocket. they dragged me areas the grass around to the front tsf the house and
then they lifted me up and took me upstairs and put me in the closet in janes reem!!
when they left i get out and dried my self off and i didnt leave behind any clues, i
climbed em of janes winder and went home.
help! what should i not
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#32 - tigerstyle
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(03/29/2012) [-]
ask /b/
#523 to #32 - urallnoobs
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User avatar #59 to #32 - xshadeeisafag
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that's actually where he got this
#328 to #59 - tamojikato
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(03/30/2012) [-]
actually its from Yahoo Answers. You can see it right there duh!
#51 to #32 - thumbeldore
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(03/29/2012) [-]
**thumbeldore rolls 3,975** number of times I have asked /b/ for help and it always backfires
User avatar #290 to #51 - Galante
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All the times I've asked /b/ for help they've been more than helpful and inspiring. Maybe it's the way I act, as one of them. Maybe...maybe I have become one of them.


Well...I'm off to see some gore and CP. Good luck with your future questions!
User avatar #33 - Imbtrtenu
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(03/29/2012) [-]
OK heres a list of exactly what to do next

> Leave a note that says, "I know your secret." Exactly where she hid you in your closet.
> Skip school for awhile (Tell parents you have severe herpes of the anus and need to rest)
> Have a single friend who you can trust start dropping hints to your murderer about that night
> Keep this going for a couple weeks
> Eventually it will get in the girls head and she will soon have a breakdown
Ok now here's where one of two things could happen. She could a) Confesse to attempted murder and attempted hiding of evidence, or b) Just go insane and be checked into a mental institution.

Congradulations! You have failed school from missing so much, enjoy repeating your grade.
User avatar #42 to #33 - cocktopuss
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Dude I missed two years off school, and never had to go back grades.
User avatar #47 to #42 - wiredguy
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(03/29/2012) [-]
I missed just over half a year and had to work my ass off to keep up, and I was pretty young so the year I was in didn't have any exams or anything.
If 2 years of school didn't mean anything where you go, I'm sorry but you might just secretly be in a school for the mentally retarded.
User avatar #525 to #47 - doctornick
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(03/30/2012) [-]
let's hope he knows not too many people like onions on their Big Macs
User avatar #483 to #47 - cocktopuss
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(03/30/2012) [-]
Dude im not retarded I passed my A levels.
User avatar #521 to #483 - auesis
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A "pass" is an E grade, and we all know that Es are useless. It depends on how WELL you passed your A levels, not IF you passed them.
#480 to #33 - anon id: b1f0baa4
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Or this:    
1. Leave home and live at your friend's house or somewhere    
2. Dig a tunnel(hideout) next to her house, especially where there are bushes and trees    
3. Buy Death's Mask and the toy scythe(or a real one)    
4. When you see her walking alone or with the friends on the street, make a noise (but before that put on the mask and the scythe)    
5. Eventuall she'll look at you and when she looks at you point the scythe towards her    
6. Run to the hideout (just make a good one). She'll run to you but she won't find you    
7. Enjoy    
<< MFW
Or this:
1. Leave home and live at your friend's house or somewhere
2. Dig a tunnel(hideout) next to her house, especially where there are bushes and trees
3. Buy Death's Mask and the toy scythe(or a real one)
4. When you see her walking alone or with the friends on the street, make a noise (but before that put on the mask and the scythe)
5. Eventuall she'll look at you and when she looks at you point the scythe towards her
6. Run to the hideout (just make a good one). She'll run to you but she won't find you
7. Enjoy
<< MFW
User avatar #520 to #33 - rolfface
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Or, show up at school the next day and tell them you know nothing about the death, but make it look like you have turned twisted ( watch hagurashi ) try to act like rena, every time she lies or such do the LIAR part and act like you have a split personality.
User avatar #116 to #33 - dicocito
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i lost at " (Tell parents you have severe herpes of the anus and need to rest) "
lol'd
#288 to #116 - anon id: 67d00054
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"lost" means you lol'd you didn't need to post it again -.-"
#102 to #33 - rickyman
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like that gay show " pretty little liars"
#526 to #102 - wiredguy
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This image has expired
How would you know unless you've watched it.
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#36 to #25 - chiefus
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I lost it at &quot;or call her a bitch--&quot;   
   
Thank you for lulz, bro
I lost it at "or call her a bitch--"

Thank you for lulz, bro
#2 - shaggyhaze
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Oh, the opportunities
#44 to #2 - dreamthrow
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Here's my idea
1. Send her a few post-mortem letters saying that she is doomed.
2. after watching her for a little bit, start signing your name on random items that belong to her.
3. When she is on the verge of losing it, give her a call telling her to expect someone that night.
4. Sneak back into her closet and wait until she is in bed, then pop out and say:
"You just lost the game."
#111 - motposters
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(03/30/2012) [-]
1. Rig speakers throughout jane's house
2. when jane gets home say the following
3. Jane why did you do that to me.
or. Jesus is mad at you Jane.
or. That water was cold Jane.
User avatar #119 to #111 - killertpu
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#138 to #111 - LTB
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The Doctor can barely think of words to describe how awesome what you just said was.
The Doctor can barely think of words to describe how awesome what you just said was.
User avatar #19 - aahrg
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(03/29/2012) [-]
show up at school the next day and pretend like nothing happend
#23 to #19 - mickeyfuckingmouse
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(03/29/2012) [-]
like a boss
#56 - Nickdowgg
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Courtney's face when she sees her the next day
Courtney's face when she sees her the next day
#57 to #56 - Nickdowgg
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Jane's face when
Jane's face when
User avatar #41 - maxismahname
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(03/29/2012) [-]
oh the possibilities.
1. send text messages to her "don't look behind you... etc."
2. tell everyone in school to pretend you weren't there or anything, and follow he around like you're very angry. follow her everywhere, EVERYWHERE. and stand in places like the corner of the classroom and stare at her. you would need to have it all setup though.
#43 to #41 - ilovedickbuttxd
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User avatar #100 - turtlefucker
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1. Return to school the next day.
2. Remain perfectly silent and expressionless.
3. Any classes you have her in, do no work. Just sit patiently. Glance at her from time to time, and make sure she notices.
4. Follow her home from school. Keep a good distance. Walk slowly. If she turns around and notices you following, freeze in place. Do and say nothing. Poker face.
5. Right as she's reaching her house, hide. Make it look like you disappeared.
6. Repeat for days.
7. She is scared ******** of you and scarred for life.
8. ??????
9. Profit.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nyxie
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Bravo.
#289 - fierydarkstorm
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(03/30/2012) [-]
*Knocks down door*

"YOU DIDN'T FINISH THE JOB ************!"