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#32 - tigerstyle
Reply +375
(03/29/2012) [-]
ask /b/
#523 to #32 - urallnoobs
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#59 to #32 - xshadeeisafag
Reply +3
(03/29/2012) [-]
that's actually where he got this
#328 to #59 - tamojikato
Reply +21
(03/30/2012) [-]
actually its from Yahoo Answers. You can see it right there duh!
#51 to #32 - thumbeldore
Reply +97
(03/29/2012) [-]
**thumbeldore rolls 3,975** number of times I have asked /b/ for help and it always backfires
#290 to #51 - Galante
Reply +25
(03/30/2012) [-]
All the times I've asked /b/ for help they've been more than helpful and inspiring. Maybe it's the way I act, as one of them. Maybe...maybe I have become one of them.


Well...I'm off to see some gore and CP. Good luck with your future questions!
#33 - Imbtrtenu
Reply +274
(03/29/2012) [-]
OK heres a list of exactly what to do next

> Leave a note that says, "I know your secret." Exactly where she hid you in your closet.
> Skip school for awhile (Tell parents you have severe herpes of the anus and need to rest)
> Have a single friend who you can trust start dropping hints to your murderer about that night
> Keep this going for a couple weeks
> Eventually it will get in the girls head and she will soon have a breakdown
Ok now here's where one of two things could happen. She could a) Confesse to attempted murder and attempted hiding of evidence, or b) Just go insane and be checked into a mental institution.

Congradulations! You have failed school from missing so much, enjoy repeating your grade.
#42 to #33 - cocktopuss
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Dude I missed two years off school, and never had to go back grades.
#47 to #42 - wiredguy
Reply +28
(03/29/2012) [-]
I missed just over half a year and had to work my ass off to keep up, and I was pretty young so the year I was in didn't have any exams or anything.
If 2 years of school didn't mean anything where you go, I'm sorry but you might just secretly be in a school for the mentally retarded.
#525 to #47 - doctornick
Reply +1
(03/30/2012) [-]
let's hope he knows not too many people like onions on their Big Macs
#483 to #47 - cocktopuss
Reply -3
(03/30/2012) [-]
Dude im not retarded I passed my A levels.
#521 to #483 - auesis
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(03/30/2012) [-]
A "pass" is an E grade, and we all know that Es are useless. It depends on how WELL you passed your A levels, not IF you passed them.
#480 to #33 - anon
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(03/30/2012) [-]
Or this:    
1. Leave home and live at your friend's house or somewhere    
2. Dig a tunnel(hideout) next to her house, especially where there are bushes and trees    
3. Buy Death's Mask and the toy scythe(or a real one)    
4. When you see her walking alone or with the friends on the street, make a noise (but before that put on the mask and the scythe)    
5. Eventuall she'll look at you and when she looks at you point the scythe towards her    
6. Run to the hideout (just make a good one). She'll run to you but she won't find you    
7. Enjoy    
<< MFW
Or this:
1. Leave home and live at your friend's house or somewhere
2. Dig a tunnel(hideout) next to her house, especially where there are bushes and trees
3. Buy Death's Mask and the toy scythe(or a real one)
4. When you see her walking alone or with the friends on the street, make a noise (but before that put on the mask and the scythe)
5. Eventuall she'll look at you and when she looks at you point the scythe towards her
6. Run to the hideout (just make a good one). She'll run to you but she won't find you
7. Enjoy
<< MFW
#520 to #33 - rolfface
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(03/30/2012) [-]
Or, show up at school the next day and tell them you know nothing about the death, but make it look like you have turned twisted ( watch hagurashi ) try to act like rena, every time she lies or such do the LIAR part and act like you have a split personality.
#116 to #33 - dicocito
Reply +28
(03/30/2012) [-]
i lost at " (Tell parents you have severe herpes of the anus and need to rest) "
lol'd
#288 to #116 - anon
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(03/30/2012) [-]
"lost" means you lol'd you didn't need to post it again -.-"
#102 to #33 - rickyman
Reply +36
(03/29/2012) [-]
like that gay show " pretty little liars"
#526 to #102 - wiredguy
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(03/30/2012) [-]
This image has expired
How would you know unless you've watched it.
#25 - jmrking **User deleted account**
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#36 to #25 - chiefus
Reply +47
(03/29/2012) [-]
I lost it at &quot;or call her a bitch--&quot;   
   
Thank you for lulz, bro
I lost it at "or call her a bitch--"

Thank you for lulz, bro
#2 - shaggyhaze
Reply +143
(03/29/2012) [-]
Oh, the opportunities
#44 to #2 - dreamthrow
Reply +55
(03/29/2012) [-]
Here's my idea
1. Send her a few post-mortem letters saying that she is doomed.
2. after watching her for a little bit, start signing your name on random items that belong to her.
3. When she is on the verge of losing it, give her a call telling her to expect someone that night.
4. Sneak back into her closet and wait until she is in bed, then pop out and say:
"You just lost the game."
#111 - motposters
Reply +97
(03/30/2012) [-]
1. Rig speakers throughout jane's house
2. when jane gets home say the following
3. Jane why did you do that to me.
or. Jesus is mad at you Jane.
or. That water was cold Jane.
#119 to #111 - killertpu
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(03/30/2012) [-]
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#138 to #111 - LTB
Reply +3
(03/30/2012) [-]
The Doctor can barely think of words to describe how awesome what you just said was.
The Doctor can barely think of words to describe how awesome what you just said was.
#19 - aahrg
Reply +85
(03/29/2012) [-]
show up at school the next day and pretend like nothing happend
#23 to #19 - mickeyfuckingmouse
Reply +38
(03/29/2012) [-]
like a boss
#56 - Nickdowgg
Reply +76
(03/29/2012) [-]
Courtney's face when she sees her the next day
Courtney's face when she sees her the next day
#57 to #56 - Nickdowgg
Reply +70
(03/29/2012) [-]
Jane's face when
Jane's face when
#41 - maxismahname
Reply +75
(03/29/2012) [-]
oh the possibilities.
1. send text messages to her "don't look behind you... etc."
2. tell everyone in school to pretend you weren't there or anything, and follow he around like you're very angry. follow her everywhere, EVERYWHERE. and stand in places like the corner of the classroom and stare at her. you would need to have it all setup though.
#43 to #41 - ilovedickbuttxd
Reply +25
(03/29/2012) [-]
#100 - turtlefucker
Reply +63
(03/29/2012) [-]
1. Return to school the next day.
2. Remain perfectly silent and expressionless.
3. Any classes you have her in, do no work. Just sit patiently. Glance at her from time to time, and make sure she notices.
4. Follow her home from school. Keep a good distance. Walk slowly. If she turns around and notices you following, freeze in place. Do and say nothing. Poker face.
5. Right as she's reaching her house, hide. Make it look like you disappeared.
6. Repeat for days.
7. She is scared ******** of you and scarred for life.
8. ??????
9. Profit.
#101 to #100 - nyxie
Reply +3
(03/29/2012) [-]
Bravo.
#289 - fierydarkstorm
Reply +49
(03/30/2012) [-]
*Knocks down door*

"YOU DIDN'T FINISH THE JOB ************!"