SEXUAL MATH!. Wow. Thank you so much FUNNYJUNKERS! IF IT DID NT WORK OUT THE 1ST TRY, DO IT AGAIN. HUMAN ERROR IS POSSIBLE AND IT SHOULD WORK OUT. THUMBS UP IF
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SEXUAL MATH!

Wow. Thank you so much FUNNYJUNKERS! IF IT DID NT WORK OUT THE 1ST TRY, DO IT AGAIN. HUMAN ERROR IS POSSIBLE AND IT SHOULD WORK OUT. THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE IT!

Math
First of all, pick the number of times a week you would like to have sex.
Next, multiply this number by 2.
Now, add 5.
Then, multiply it by 50.
If you have already had your birthday this year add woo.
Now, subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a 3 digit number. The sst digit of this was your original number.
The second 2 digits are your age. it really works!
Thumbs UP if it worked for
you!
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Submitted: 04/13/2010
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User avatar #202 - EpicFacePalm (04/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I ended up with six digits. I should probably lower the amount of times I want to have sex in a week.
User avatar #86 - DeusExMachinae (04/13/2010) [-]
At first I thought it said how many times do you have sex a week. And then it was going to be an elaborate plot to make me feel lonely :P
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#265 - flusterXcuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#73 - incluye (04/13/2010) [-]
It's just math. Pretty damn cool though.
User avatar #2492 - pancakeparty (05/26/2011) [-]
my age was off by a year but sometimes it messes up and give crazy numbers for people.
User avatar #1299 - XDevilDriverX (04/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
giving thumbs up to everyone.
User avatar #2514 - supernaturalfreak (08/18/2011) [-]
the age was a year off
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User avatar #2485 - mrmustacheio (05/22/2011) [-]
didn't seem to work

guess i can't say that i want sex 658 times a week
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User avatar #220 - Schwarzenegger (04/13/2010) [-]
I like how he said that human error is possible. We mahchines on da other hand...we do naht make errahs...we are huntahs...we are terminatahs.
User avatar #18 - Zimmy (04/13/2010) [-]
God damn it. My mind is blown.
User avatar #1297 - IamScrubs (04/14/2010) [-]
PEOPLE OF FJ THIS IS WHAT WE NEED, THIS IS HOW WE CAN GET NEW USERS! THUMBS UP THIS PICTURE/VIDEO http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/352001/Save+FunnyJunk/
Copy/paste this to as many pictures as you can to spread the word!
User avatar #1006 - TheDudebuster (04/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I got OVER 9000
User avatar #1009 to #1006 - Happiness (04/14/2010) [-]
U shud buy a new calculator
#434 - Patchers (04/14/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Why did this get so many thumbs up...? It's quite obvious how it works... the formula DIRECTLY asks for the year you were born and if you had your birthday yet this year... which is obviously manipulating the formula to get your age in the last two slots... the first number is also used during the equation.
#431 - tembak (04/14/2010) [-]
Nice one..
User avatar #260 - TrevorNorris (04/13/2010) [-]
Oh, **** , get out of my head charles GET OUT OF MY MIND!
#23 - Sweett (04/13/2010) [-]
OMG NEVERMIND IT WORKEDD!!!
User avatar #21 - behyndyou (04/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i dont understand how this works.,,,,,,
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