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SEXUAL MATH!
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Wow. Thank you so much FUNNYJUNKERS! IF IT DID NT WORK OUT THE 1ST TRY, DO IT AGAIN. HUMAN ERROR IS POSSIBLE AND IT SHOULD WORK OUT. THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE IT!
Math
First of all, pick the number of times a week you would like to have sex.
Next, multiply this number by 2.
Now, add 5.
Then, multiply it by 50.
If you have already had your birthday this year add woo.
Now, subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a 3 digit number. The sst digit of this was your original number.
The second 2 digits are your age. it really works!
Thumbs UP if it worked for
you!
First of all, pick the number of times a week you would like to have sex.
Next, multiply this number by 2.
Now, add 5.
Then, multiply it by 50.
If you have already had your birthday this year add woo.
Now, subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a 3 digit number. The sst digit of this was your original number.
The second 2 digits are your age. it really works!
Thumbs UP if it worked for
you!
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#202

EpicFacePalm (04/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I ended up with six digits. I should probably lower the amount of times I want to have sex in a week.
#86

DeusExMachinae (04/13/2010) []
At first I thought it said how many times do you have sex a week. And then it was going to be an elaborate plot to make me feel lonely :P
#2492

pancakeparty (05/26/2011) []
my age was off by a year but sometimes it messes up and give crazy numbers for people.
#2485

mrmustacheio (05/22/2011) []
didn't seem to work
guess i can't say that i want sex 658 times a week
guess i can't say that i want sex 658 times a week
#220

Schwarzenegger (04/13/2010) []
I like how he said that human error is possible. We mahchines on da other hand...we do naht make errahs...we are huntahs...we are terminatahs.
#1297

IamScrubs (04/14/2010) []
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Copy/paste this to as many pictures as you can to spread the word!
Copy/paste this to as many pictures as you can to spread the word!
#434

Patchers (04/14/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Why did this get so many thumbs up...? It's quite obvious how it works... the formula DIRECTLY asks for the year you were born and if you had your birthday yet this year... which is obviously manipulating the formula to get your age in the last two slots... the first number is also used during the equation.