The scotsman rage. This is an old pub tune my father taught me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-IR1fPQaNs This is a video of the song, as performed by Mike Cross. A S
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The scotsman rage

This is an old pub tune my father taught me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-IR1fPQaNs
This is a video of the song, as performed by Mike Cross

A Scotsman clad in kilt, left a bar one
evening fair.
And one could tell, by how he walked
he' d drunk more than his share...
He Stumbled on until he could no longer
keep his feet...
Then staggered off into the grass
to sleep beside the street...
Later on, two young and lovely girls
just happened by...
And one says to the other with a twinkle
in her eye...
See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong
and handsome built?
I wonder if it' s true what
they don' t wear beneath
the kilt.
They creeped up to the sleeping
Scotsman, quite as could be...
J', Then lifted up his kilt, above the
waist, so they could see.
And there behold for them to view
beneath his scottish skirts
was nothing but what God had
graced him with upon his birth...
They marveled for a moment,
then one said "We best be gone."
But let' s leave a present for
our friend, before we move along."
so as a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied
Around the bonnie star of the
scot' s kilt, that lifted show...
The Scotsman woke to nature' s call
and stumbled toward the trees...
Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt,
and he gawks at what he sees...
Then in a strated voice he says,
a to what' s before his eyes...
Lad I don' t know where ya
been,
but I see you' won first
prize."
...
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#49 - BenniEGHR ONLINE (03/29/2012) [+] (8 replies)
"a Scotsman clad in kilt, left a bar one evening fair"   
..Scotsman...Left a bar   
						********					 story from the begining
"a Scotsman clad in kilt, left a bar one evening fair"
..Scotsman...Left a bar
******** story from the begining
#92 - albertjester (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
im scottish and i approve of this post.
#158 - mrparkinglot ONLINE (03/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**mrparkinglot rolls 22** Selena looked under my kilt and pulled out some dubs... ifyouknowwhatImean.jpg
**mrparkinglot rolls 22** Selena looked under my kilt and pulled out some dubs... ifyouknowwhatImean.jpg
#97 - ragingbrony (03/29/2012) [-]
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Look at what I've got under me Kilt!!
#385 - xspacemanx (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<--Under his kilt
#5 - cloymax ONLINE (03/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
mfw I only know this thing because of World of Warcraft...
Oxhorn anyone?
#189 - krazekaotik (03/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**krazekaotik rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at witty tittle that made you lol ** wut i find under my kilt
#379 - ShiningTeruko (03/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Fixed. (If you get this, you're awesome)
User avatar #364 - dissidentheretic (03/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The rest goes -

Our Scottish friend, still dressed in kilt,
Continued up the street
He hadn't gone ten yards or more,
When a lass he chanced to meet.
She said: "I've heard what's underneath there,
Tell me, is it so?"
He said: "Just slip your hand up, lass,
If y'really want to know!"

So she slipped her hand right up his kilt,
And much to her surprise,
The Scotsman smiled,
And a very strange look came into his eyes,
She said: "Why, sir, that's gruesome!"
And then she heard him roar:
"If you stick yer hand up once again,
You'll find it grew some more!"

You should have put the rest in the comic :P
#31 - jigglepuff (03/29/2012) [+] (11 replies)
ITT: We talk like a Glasgow ned


"WIT YE EVEN DAEN YA MAD WEE FANNY, AL ****** CHIB YE YA BAWBAG"
#393 - saladtongsofdeath (03/30/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Duck faces ** a scottie?? leaving a bar in the evening?? i call fake
#198 - yurilowenthall (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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**yurilowenthall rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at listen to your heart ** mfw i see whats under my kilt
User avatar #378 - rileyka (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is a failure of a story. It's totally false.
Scotsmen don't leave bars.
#344 - shadowrated (03/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#258 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (03/29/2012) [-]
Why is there so much white space?


#228 - twist (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!”
Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!”
User avatar #145 - ninjatacos (03/29/2012) [-]
A Scotsman walks out of a bar.
Yeah it's possible.
#297 - marlkarxthethird (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah, right - a Scotsman leaving a bar on his feet, of his own volition? Nice try, OP. Nice try.
#37 - stownaaaa (03/29/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Scottish anyone..?
Scottish anyone..?
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