The scotsman rage. This is an old pub tune my father taught me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-IR1fPQaNs This is a video of the song, as performed by Mike Cross. A S
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The scotsman rage

The scotsman rage. This is an old pub tune my father taught me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-IR1fPQaNs This is a video of the song, as performed by Mike Cross. A S

This is an old pub tune my father taught me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-IR1fPQaNs
This is a video of the song, as performed by Mike Cross

A Scotsman clad in kilt, left a bar one
evening fair.
And one could tell, by how he walked
he' d drunk more than his share...
He Stumbled on until he could no longer
keep his feet...
Then staggered off into the grass
to sleep beside the street...
Later on, two young and lovely girls
just happened by...
And one says to the other with a twinkle
in her eye...
See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong
and handsome built?
I wonder if it' s true what
they don' t wear beneath
the kilt.
They creeped up to the sleeping
Scotsman, quite as could be...
J', Then lifted up his kilt, above the
waist, so they could see.
And there behold for them to view
beneath his scottish skirts
was nothing but what God had
graced him with upon his birth...
They marveled for a moment,
then one said "We best be gone."
But let' s leave a present for
our friend, before we move along."
so as a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied
Around the bonnie star of the
scot' s kilt, that lifted show...
The Scotsman woke to nature' s call
and stumbled toward the trees...
Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt,
and he gawks at what he sees...
Then in a strated voice he says,
a to what' s before his eyes...
Lad I don' t know where ya
been,
but I see you' won first
prize."
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#92 - albertjester (03/29/2012) [-]
im scottish and i approve of this post.
#110 to #92 - ecrimaldi (03/29/2012) [-]
reminded me of him
#49 - BenniEGHR ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
"a Scotsman clad in kilt, left a bar one evening fair"   
..Scotsman...Left a bar   
			********		 story from the begining
"a Scotsman clad in kilt, left a bar one evening fair"
..Scotsman...Left a bar
******** story from the begining
User avatar #263 to #49 - laughstoohard (03/29/2012) [-]
beginning*
great comment, I just thought I'd point that out
#75 to #49 - wrigcon (03/29/2012) [-]
no,no, its the Irish that never leave the bar
User avatar #142 to #75 - odonnell (03/29/2012) [-]
The laws in Scotland are more strict, we get kicked out at last orders. So we sleep outside the door until it opens back up.
#385 - xspacemanx (03/30/2012) [-]
<--Under his kilt
User avatar #388 to #385 - herculespower (03/30/2012) [-]
dammit I was just going to... never mind now
#5 - cloymax (03/29/2012) [-]
mfw I only know this thing because of World of Warcraft...
Oxhorn anyone?
User avatar #82 to #5 - inflamess (03/29/2012) [-]
Nordrassil, Anub'Arak, Deathwing, Mug'thol here. Sorry
User avatar #98 to #5 - knurl (03/29/2012) [-]
I with you there, friend.
#189 - krazekaotik (03/29/2012) [-]
**krazekaotik rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at witty tittle that made you lol ** wut i find under my kilt
User avatar #210 to #189 - redwolfradolf (03/29/2012) [-]
o really?
#217 to #210 - krazekaotik (03/29/2012) [-]
**krazekaotik rolled a random image posted in comment #3347885 at FJ Pony Thread ** this wut happens when i find one under my kilt
#379 - ShiningTeruko (03/30/2012) [-]
Fixed. (If you get this, you're awesome)
User avatar #398 to #379 - redwolfradolf (03/30/2012) [-]
Oh god, lol
#409 to #379 - thebigcountry (03/30/2012) [-]
<---This is how he walks (so the ladies get a peek under the kilt)
User avatar #383 to #379 - llamahugger (03/30/2012) [-]
No time to talk!
#97 - ragingbrony ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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Look at what I've got under me Kilt!!
User avatar #364 - dissidentheretic (03/30/2012) [-]
The rest goes -

Our Scottish friend, still dressed in kilt,
Continued up the street
He hadn't gone ten yards or more,
When a lass he chanced to meet.
She said: "I've heard what's underneath there,
Tell me, is it so?"
He said: "Just slip your hand up, lass,
If y'really want to know!"

So she slipped her hand right up his kilt,
And much to her surprise,
The Scotsman smiled,
And a very strange look came into his eyes,
She said: "Why, sir, that's gruesome!"
And then she heard him roar:
"If you stick yer hand up once again,
You'll find it grew some more!"

You should have put the rest in the comic :P
User avatar #366 to #364 - redwolfradolf (03/30/2012) [-]
Never heard that verse.
User avatar #373 to #366 - dissidentheretic (03/30/2012) [-]
ah, i just googled it because i was like "is this actually a real song?" xD either way, funny
#158 - mrparkinglot (03/29/2012) [-]
**mrparkinglot rolls 22** Selena looked under my kilt and pulled out some dubs... ifyouknowwhatImean.jpg
**mrparkinglot rolls 22** Selena looked under my kilt and pulled out some dubs... ifyouknowwhatImean.jpg
#169 to #158 - yourdadsfriend (03/29/2012) [-]
**yourdadsfriend rolls 48** I know what you mean
**yourdadsfriend rolls 48** I know what you mean
#187 to #169 - JunkTea (03/29/2012) [-]
so close. here have a hand drawn picture :)
#176 to #158 - emeremer (03/29/2012) [-]
well that sure is a (sexy) win!
well that sure is a (sexy) win!
#31 - jigglepuff (03/29/2012) [-]
ITT: We talk like a Glasgow ned


"WIT YE EVEN DAEN YA MAD WEE FANNY, AL ****** CHIB YE YA BAWBAG"
User avatar #38 to #31 - stownaaaa (03/29/2012) [-]
**** up m8 u've got long hear ur an emo n'd slit yer wrists
User avatar #39 to #31 - stownaaaa (03/29/2012) [-]
wanty tick a bag ?
User avatar #40 to #31 - harryboom (03/29/2012) [-]
ey ya wanna go pal i'll smosh ya wee balls wit me bair hands
User avatar #67 to #31 - Hayzer (03/29/2012) [-]
by the way by the way.
User avatar #164 to #31 - orgyinjerusalem (03/29/2012) [-]
****** shut it ye bellend. I'll pure smash yer heed in after 'ave pumped yer maw!

Translation for non Scots: Please be quiet you penis. I will beat your head after i have performed sexual intercourse with your mother.
User avatar #191 to #31 - odonnell (03/29/2012) [-]
For anyone who doesn't have a clue whats happening look at these videos it covers the accent you'll need to read the lines in.

(PS. Not everyone from Glasgow sounds like it, just some people classed as "NEDS" (Non-Educated Delinquents)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIH8kWGFxcQ (Has subtitles)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08&feature=relmfu (You're ****** )
User avatar #339 to #191 - tamojikato (03/30/2012) [-]
Helpful. That first video was so annoying tho. Thumb for you anyways.
User avatar #144 to #31 - odonnell (03/29/2012) [-]
jumpin' aboot LIDL geein it yALDI l'at, know wit a meen?
User avatar #36 to #31 - stownaaaa (03/29/2012) [-]
here m8 wanty get iz a jump in?

here m8 gonnie geez wan fifty
#245 - anon (03/29/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Just in case i forget ** this is what is tied around my dong rite now
#249 to #245 - BossTamsy (03/29/2012) [-]
Astoundingly relevant
#344 - shadowrated (03/30/2012) [-]
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#349 to #344 - anon (03/30/2012) [-]
Oh god I've been laughing at this for a full half hour.
#352 to #349 - shadowrated (03/30/2012) [-]
This image has expired
but it's only been uploaded for 23 minutes
User avatar #353 to #352 - redwolfradolf (03/30/2012) [-]
Like a timelord
#258 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (03/29/2012) [-]
Why is there so much white space?


#228 - twist (03/29/2012) [-]
Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!”
Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!”
User avatar #234 to #228 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
I heard Willie and Scrooge Mc Duck used to bare-knuckle box
User avatar #145 - ninjatacos (03/29/2012) [-]
A Scotsman walks out of a bar.
Yeah it's possible.
#297 - marlkarxthethird (03/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, right - a Scotsman leaving a bar on his feet, of his own volition? Nice try, OP. Nice try.
User avatar #313 to #297 - ede (03/30/2012) [-]
Here's a joke, A scottish man walks OUT of a bar
#127 - shuppyape (03/29/2012) [-]
You just made this awesome song into **** with memes. Didn't think it was possible.
#375 - cjklefty (03/30/2012) [-]
MFW I read it in my head with a Scottish accent.
MFW I read it in my head with a Scottish accent.
User avatar #399 to #375 - redwolfradolf (03/30/2012) [-]
That's how it's meant ta be read, laddie
#254 - applesforlife (03/29/2012) [-]
My tech lab instructor told us this joke on St. Patrick's day.......
My tech lab instructor told us this joke on St. Patrick's day.......
#207 - pooflinger (03/29/2012) [-]
Lol.
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