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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#133 - nignig
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im fat, short nd mexican nd women still find me sexy. secret is to sell urself as "exotic" bitches love exotic
#197 to #133 - anon id: 621516e7
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i had never heard anyone calling violacion anal ''exotic''
#214 to #197 - exotic
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Guess where this figer has been
User avatar #684 to #133 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky
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I'm Puerto Rican, Filipino, Native American and German.

dem tropics
#685 to #133 - anon id: 9ed323b6
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seems legit


User avatar #658 to #133 - roadhous
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i would get tons of action if I ever put down this computer, nahhh, not worth it
#677 to #133 - Epicgetguy
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That's kinda hard to do if you go to a school full of Mexicans.
User avatar #151 to #133 - synapse
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Ron Jeremy? Is that you?
User avatar #135 to #133 - exotic
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'sup
#136 to #135 - nignig
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#152 to #136 - synapse
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#1054 to #135 - reallynotdashie
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#262 - catwifdagat **User deleted account**
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#186 - braviary
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I'm just genuinely unsuccessful with the opposite gender. Average looking, awkward gait, never goes out. But I don't give a ****, I have good friends, decent enough grades, I'm happy.    
   
Not all men are inconsiderate sex driven douche bags, not all women are crazy shallow **** storms. It just seems men aim for the women that turn them down and ignore the decent ones, and women ignore the shy nice guys for the men with more confidence, and when it goes badly they just assume all men are like that.    
   
That hypothesis obviously has exceptions and I'm probably wrong anyway but it's just my observations.
I'm just genuinely unsuccessful with the opposite gender. Average looking, awkward gait, never goes out. But I don't give a ****, I have good friends, decent enough grades, I'm happy.

Not all men are inconsiderate sex driven douche bags, not all women are crazy shallow **** storms. It just seems men aim for the women that turn them down and ignore the decent ones, and women ignore the shy nice guys for the men with more confidence, and when it goes badly they just assume all men are like that.

That hypothesis obviously has exceptions and I'm probably wrong anyway but it's just my observations.
#230 to #186 - meinkompf
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Those are good points. Part of the reason men go for women they can't get is because they enjoy the "hunt." Hunting has long been part of our nature, and "catching more difficult prey" is somewhat of a status thing. Also, going for the really attractive women is a means of ensuring our survival; more attractive offspring are more likely to continue the line and have easier lives.
User avatar #248 to #230 - braviary
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Those are good points too, sir, kind of reminded me of the poem Whoso List to Hunt. I can't speak for men personally because I have no idea what it's like to be one, but I believe it's just human nature to want to go for the more attractive person.
#191 to #186 - stutz
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#1 - haydn
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The last sentence is outstandingly accurate, I myself wouldn't know as I'm referred to as horse cock by every girl ever.
#5 to #1 - rocksteady [OP]
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I wish I had a horse cock
I wish I had a horse cock
#20 to #5 - Tusura
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One horse cock.

enjoy.
#376 - DJKitty
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Alright, yeah a lot of girls can be massive cunts.
But have you ever thought of thinking about guys?
If a beautiful girl sent you a message saying she'd love to blow you for hours, you'd ******* go nuts.
But if some hairy ass girl creeper said the same, you'd pack you bags and flee the state.
My point is that if you're going to rip on girls, at least admit guys are no saint either.
inb4 ********* I am guy.
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User avatar #403 to #387 - girlygirlygirl
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you're beautiful...don't even worry about it
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User avatar #452 to #404 - girlygirlygirl
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:)
#944 to #387 - anon id: cd43c3ca
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That's because you're ugly as ****.
That's because you're ugly as ****.
User avatar #400 to #387 - thatsimple
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maybe because you have a ****** personality
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User avatar #412 to #405 - thatsimple
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Your avatar is a picture of yourself implying you need confirmation about your looks. Also, youra crying like a little baby about how guys treat you as if you were ugly while in you opinion youre not. Sounds pretty ****** to me
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#454 to #418 - vuvuzela
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1000 cool points to you.
I present you a gift.

(I think I left comment to wrong person last time!) :o
This is for MaidenMacabre [Just in case I fuck up again]

I agree with everything you say.
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User avatar #428 to #418 - thatsimple
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A shallow site? wut? Only thumbwhores use selfpictures really.. So except for your avatar, how can we possibly be shallow?
Also Im a girl so Im not really relating to your insult
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#488 to #428 - anon id: 057f7ef3
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Again with the judging! What is with you, calling her a thumbwhore? She's not saying 'wooho, I'm a girl who is hot, give me thumbs' She just has a picture of herself as her icon! There's nothing wrong with that!
User avatar #494 to #488 - thatsimple
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Give me the time to reply :p I cant handle 2 comments on the same topic at once
User avatar #955 to #494 - TheMightyHutch
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Pst! Hey guy! Red thumbs mean stop.
#444 to #412 - anon id: 057f7ef3
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I dislike people who judge people based on such a small tidbit of information.

I like to read and hate talking to people.

Now tell me all that I am in a nutshell, thatsimple. Since you can tell just from a profile picture that she's a bitch, tell me who I am.
User avatar #455 to #444 - thatsimple
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I never said shes a bitch. I just cant stand it when people cry over the internet about their looks/treatment, so I replied
#474 to #455 - anon id: 057f7ef3
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You called her a ****** person because she has a picture of herself as her icon. She's a person, dude. Someone with more to her than what you get from that, and I don't like it when people judge so readily.

I'm sorry, that came off as really abbrasive and ****, and I don't know, I just hate how easy it is to turn people into cardboard cutouts online. I dunno, sorry dude.

But I'm still mad at you.
User avatar #491 to #474 - thatsimple
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I didnt mean to hurt her (or your?) feelings how the **** would I know what kind of personality she has. The arguments I listed was behaviour of people on the internet I dislike. Youre taking this way too serious
#516 to #491 - anon id: 057f7ef3
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Again, sorry dude. That's just how I am. I can't help it, I think way too much about this kind of stuff.

But she's not a thousand girls you've seen before, dude. She's a real person behind the text, and... I guess... all I can think about is how quickly people will just go 'dumb bitch' or 'that person is an asshole', and it's just dehumanizing. I don't know. I'm sorry.
User avatar #536 to #516 - thatsimple
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No need to apologize really. I appreciate youre sticking up for her, eventhough I didnt mean for it to appear so harsh.
User avatar #922 to #376 - meganinja
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He didn't make a comparison with good and ugly, he made a comparison with good and average. Personally i don't give a **** about what a girl looks like unless she is at least somewhat cute, but i mostly go for the personality. True, i'd be more eager if it was a supermodel asking me, but if somebody offered you 10 dollars (or whatever currency you use) or a million, i'd be happy with either, but more excited over the million.
#259 - anon id: 5df5e0f8
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Okay as a woman, I can say only this. I prefer the guys that post "realistic pictures" the pictures that show where they have been, that they've lived life at least a little. The fake tanned douchebags only attract vapid and shallow women who aren't versed in the ways of the internet. I think fake straight away.

I'm not saying this to be an attention whore, but just have fun in life.
Don't think that because you don't have a girlfriend or because no girl in your immediate vicinity wants to jump your bones that you're completely unattractive. The problem usually comes with the fact
that those girls have seen you growing up, and have seen all your
awkward phases. Try different places and get out there a little.

I'll see you gais in funnyjunk Hell. I foresee that I'm going to be
thumbed down into oblivion.
#263 to #259 - lostmage
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#51 - Mozzak
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Not true.
I'm overweight and I still get a few hot ones now and then.
#57 to #51 - HOtaconE
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Sasha and Natasha are not that sexy, Heavy.





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#62 to #57 - jyrx
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put they are hot after a few rounds
#824 to #57 - turtlewithashotgun
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Th Brass Beast is a looker.
User avatar #137 - monkee
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Kony, the Ugandan hero has some ******* women issues. But then again, so does most of the site
User avatar #156 to #137 - Silver Quantum
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*world
User avatar #549 - mikkisaysmeow
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You know you guys kind of sound like those closed minded girls who say guys are all the same and after sex. Here, let's go with this.

Both genders equally suck and humanity can burn in hell.

Have a nice day.
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User avatar #558 to #557 - mikkisaysmeow
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I LIKE YOU TOO BUT I AM A STRAIGHT WOMAN.
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User avatar #562 to #561 - mikkisaysmeow
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THEN LET'S ****.
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User avatar #619 - I Am Monkey
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Translation: Kony, the Ugandan hero got dumped for having a small penis.