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I really pray this gets to front page so when he sobers up, he looks a top funnyjunk and goes "Oh God" Love you Admin <3

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#133 - nignig (03/29/2012) [+] (12 replies)
im fat, short nd mexican nd women still find me sexy. secret is to sell urself as "exotic" bitches love exotic
User avatar #135 to #133 - exotic ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
'sup
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#186 - braviary (03/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm just genuinely unsuccessful with the opposite gender. Average looking, awkward gait, never goes out. But I don't give a 						****					, I have good friends, decent enough grades, I'm happy.    
   
Not all men are inconsiderate sex driven douche bags, not all women are crazy shallow 						****					 storms. It just seems men aim for the women that turn them down and ignore the decent ones, and women ignore the shy nice guys for the men with more confidence, and when it goes badly they just assume all men are like that.    
   
That hypothesis obviously has exceptions and I'm probably wrong anyway but it's just my observations.
I'm just genuinely unsuccessful with the opposite gender. Average looking, awkward gait, never goes out. But I don't give a **** , I have good friends, decent enough grades, I'm happy.

Not all men are inconsiderate sex driven douche bags, not all women are crazy shallow **** storms. It just seems men aim for the women that turn them down and ignore the decent ones, and women ignore the shy nice guys for the men with more confidence, and when it goes badly they just assume all men are like that.

That hypothesis obviously has exceptions and I'm probably wrong anyway but it's just my observations.
#1 - haydn (03/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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The last sentence is outstandingly accurate, I myself wouldn't know as I'm referred to as horse cock by every girl ever.
#376 - DJKitty (03/29/2012) [+] (23 replies)
Alright, yeah a lot of girls can be massive cunts.
But have you ever thought of thinking about guys?
If a beautiful girl sent you a message saying she'd love to blow you for hours, you'd ******* go nuts.
But if some hairy ass girl creeper said the same, you'd pack you bags and flee the state.
My point is that if you're going to rip on girls, at least admit guys are no saint either.
inb4 ********* I am guy.
#259 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Okay as a woman, I can say only this. I prefer the guys that post "realistic pictures" the pictures that show where they have been, that they've lived life at least a little. The fake tanned douchebags only attract vapid and shallow women who aren't versed in the ways of the internet. I think fake straight away.

I'm not saying this to be an attention whore, but just have fun in life.
Don't think that because you don't have a girlfriend or because no girl in your immediate vicinity wants to jump your bones that you're completely unattractive. The problem usually comes with the fact
that those girls have seen you growing up, and have seen all your
awkward phases. Try different places and get out there a little.

I'll see you gais in funnyjunk Hell. I foresee that I'm going to be
thumbed down into oblivion.
#51 - Mozzak (03/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Not true.
I'm overweight and I still get a few hot ones now and then.
#57 to #51 - HOtaconE (03/29/2012) [-]
Sasha and Natasha are not that sexy, Heavy.





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User avatar #137 - monkee (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Kony, the Ugandan hero has some ******* women issues. But then again, so does most of the site
User avatar #549 - mikkisaysmeow (03/29/2012) [+] (12 replies)
You know you guys kind of sound like those closed minded girls who say guys are all the same and after sex. Here, let's go with this.

Both genders equally suck and humanity can burn in hell.

Have a nice day.
User avatar #619 - I Am Monkey (03/29/2012) [-]
Translation: Kony, the Ugandan hero got dumped for having a small penis.
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#381 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #206 - foelkera ONLINE (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
For me, picking up girls is like spreading butter.

Much easier with a knife.
#169 - uranoob (03/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I've stopped caring. So the **** what if i'm not that good looking. I'm probably smarter than all the douche bags that the chicks date. If they want good looking assholes (lol sounds naughty), over the smart guys who will actually be decent to them, more power to them. But lately i have been getting an influx of chicks who come to me with their problems. And you know what i say to them, "Tough ******* **** ."
So yeah, i may not be good looking, i may be "socially awkward", but i'll be damned if i'm going to let that stand in my way.
Kony, the Ugandan hero is 100% right. I don't agree with him on much, but he's right.
Most girls are the insensitive ones. Not us guys.
Granted, there are a few women who are an exception to that, they want to less attractive smarter guy over the dick with no brains, but it seems like the majority want douche bags.
TL;DR, Kony, the Ugandan hero is right.

MFW bitches
#154 - connorandstuff (03/29/2012) [-]
Something I've noticed...

I've been unsuccessful with girls since joining this site.
User avatar #477 - Metallicock (03/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
1. A.dmin is a bitch (just to get that out of the way).
2. The kind of girls a.dmin talks about are shallow as hell and are best avoided (I have first hand experience with that).
3. Photos of models are brushed 9 times out of 10 (including that one he showed).
and
4. Guys do all the same **** a.dmin is bitching about

I've been told on numerous occasions that I am a very attractive guy so this **** a.dmin is spewing out doesn't bother me personally, but what does piss me off is when some one bitches about a double standard and possibly offends a community that I am a part of in the process.

Listen, while there may be some truth behind what ad.min is saying, don't let it get to you. The kind of girls that only like good looking guys are as shallow as the douchebags that we all know and hate. A.dmin is just butthurt because hes having some lady problems (that's my guess anyway) so just ignore him and this **** will go away (or he'll start complaining about something else).

and to a.dmin:
1. Kony, the Ugandan hero<----- this word filter **** ain't cute
2. let us vote on your comments you pussy

that is all.
#56 - milkandmore (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone knows good looks are what first attracts anyone to anyone else, but if the person is a douchebag eventually they'll get bored - that's obvious.

If a guy is averagely good looking but has absolutely no confidence or self-esteem then that dick is going nowhere! It's a shame society is so caught up on the aesthetics of ourselves, but that's life. It's not difficult to be confident, I mean jesus if you actually tried being confident and you went out with people more you'd have much better luck with the opposite sex.

Posts like this piss me off. Get over the fact that looks are important upon first meeting and just get out there.
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#875 - cmcghie (03/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
No, women just don't want to be with ugly beta faggots who are way out of their league. You wouldn't want to date a fat ugly bitch, why would a girl want to date a fat ugly hog who spends his days on the internet bitching about how all women are bitches because they won't **** him on the spot. Yeah, looks are important, but they don't comprise everything in a relationship. You don't initially like someone from personality, you find them attractive from looks. Personality then comes into the picture afterwards as a deal breaker or deal maker. Honestly I have no sympathy for the losers on this website that can't score with girls because they don't have any balls. Sack up. There are PLENTY of girls EVERYWHERE. Stop making excuses.
#598 - cjsixtyseven (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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A­dmin you're so full of **** . You're not some all knowing god who has the answer to all of our problems .. . i've always had "good looks" and in no way was self conscious of my looks. But i was in no way able to have good conversations or even talk to anybody. You're right about some women only caring about looks, but that will change once you stop going after the dumb facebook sluts.. So a­dmin, **** you
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