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Israeli. OY OY OY OY...OY OY OY OY OY...OY OY OY VEEEEEEEEy. privacy concerns that come with scanners. It' s .elf armored hooah you step into that will not Astr

OY OY OY OY...OY OY OY OY OY...OY OY OY VEEEEEEEEy

privacy concerns that come with scanners. It' s .elf armored hooah you
step into that will not Astray you, hut will detonate any explosive device you
may have on you. Israel sees this as a 1' TM' ltl situation for everyone, with
none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long
and expensive trials. So if you' re in the Tel .Aviv airport terminal and you hear
a Wailer, explosion and shortly thereafter, the following announcement:
Attention to all standby passengers, El HI is proud to announce a seat is
available on flight MD to London" - you know their security system is
working.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#68 - rupturedfarms
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User avatar #973 to #68 - heyiownanaccount
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Then what would be different then throwing a grenade at you?
#1197 to #68 - anon id: 63b848e0
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made me lol
User avatar #80 to #68 - AuroranRage
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Well they do ask you take off your jacket, shoes and empty your pockets into the tray... So very unlikely someone could sneak one on you
#349 to #80 - hazzor
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in you*
User avatar #389 to #349 - personface
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SNUKE!
#660 to #80 - anon id: af9d313a
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that's only in the us...
#71 to #68 - tyraxo
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Then it's a good thing that you're not wearing a coat when your body is getting scanned...
#422 to #68 - mrparkinglot
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#1141 to #422 - yipkendu
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#1055 to #422 - floydrose
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#75 to #68 - RodasAPC
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You're gonna have a bad time
#111 to #75 - trollgasm
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Oh god i love this xD
User avatar #174 to #75 - asmodeu
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I have never seen this meme put to a better use.
Thumb for you.
#884 to #174 - AlexJani
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User avatar #929 to #884 - asmodeu
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You are yet to see the final Southpark episode then.
I will also put up link, because Southpark rules.
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User avatar #1174 to #929 - niggergigger
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last episode of the season?!
#1074 to #929 - anon id: 73f52b19
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Not available in Canada
User avatar #1010 to #929 - field
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wait that's the final episode? or is it just the last episode of the season?
thx in advance for anyone who answers
#175 to #75 - ktino
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#1198 to #175 - memeticman
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#926 to #75 - zakvanloocke
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This you in real life. It's gotta be.
User avatar #361 to #75 - daelril
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First time this picture actually makes sense. Good job, sir
#797 to #75 - localafrican
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You sir just made me laugh so ******* hard
#1241 to #75 - CXJokerXD
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We're Sorry.
#1243 to #1241 - anon id: 954598c2
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We're REALLY sorry. sorry...sorry, sorry...
#1259 to #75 - bitterkiwi
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User avatar #1242 to #75 - superanonymouspers
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eight hundred thumbs.

holy ****.
#1159 to #75 - anon id: 5391a7b0
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Thumper!
User avatar #489 to #75 - ironnips
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what episode is that from?
User avatar #516 to #489 - ViXi
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aspen
User avatar #809 to #516 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky
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Actually it's called asspen
User avatar #1067 to #809 - AlexPaincakes
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"It smells like doo-dee in here" x) ******* Butters!
User avatar #1199 to #75 - gitrdunn
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i love you.
#446 to #75 - baconmaybebacon
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oh great here comes another overused meme. not saying it is already but people are going to use the blim blam blibbity hooty tooty point and shooty **** out of this.
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#1263 to #1244 - baconmaybebacon
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maybe that's correct....
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#67 to #18 - anon id: c570b6b3
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????
PROFIT!!!!
#932 to #67 - amonomous
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No.
User avatar #70 to #18 - bertyhell
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and take his place with last minute pricing :p
User avatar #12 - MaelRadec
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damn jews... found a way to revenge the holocaust....
User avatar #33 to #12 - jokeface
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they even improved the system. hitler used ovens, jews are using microwaves.
User avatar #152 to #33 - luckiestcharms
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I'm a Jew and I approve of this message!
User avatar #337 to #152 - MrMeatStick
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im a microwave and i approve this message as well
User avatar #377 to #337 - hauntzor
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I'm an approve and I microwave of this message
User avatar #398 to #377 - personface
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This I an message of microwave and I'm approve
User avatar #485 to #398 - MaelRadec
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this is ****** and i ****** this ****** ginger
#6 - MuahahaOfLore
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#318 - grimmwaters
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BOOM

No more bomb threat.
#691 to #318 - anon id: 3eaa611d
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What is this movie o-o

#762 to #691 - anon id: aa98fdba
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Atlantis, I believe
#745 to #691 - anon id: cf96622e
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Helping a fellow anon here.
The movie is Atlantis - The Lost Empire.
I think Disney made it, but it's one of the good ones.
User avatar #23 - mookiez
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>Work at airport security.
>See's a hot Woman 10/10
>hit on her while checking bags
>Got her number, Can't wait for date.
>I've always been forever alone.
>She has to go through bomb detonation machine.
>Knows she could not have anything on her.
>Wait for Her to get out to flirt some more.
>They hit the detonation button.
>She explodes.
>cry.
>Always will be forever alone
User avatar #45 to #23 - hertogrick
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They don't hit the button, the machine does it.

Thumbs anyway for good story.
User avatar #26 to #23 - zhaffy
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I love your profile gif
#51 to #23 - ANONpirate
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She probably had silicone on her... if you know what i mean.
User avatar #699 - donutspanker
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**donutspanker rolls 911** If trips, I win the lottery tomorrow
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#737 to #699 - superphil
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so much rolling win :3
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Comment Picture

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User avatar #717 to #699 - Parasitist
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your roll is somewhat related to this content
i like it
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User avatar #706 to #699 - WinningFTW
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THAT ROLL WOULD ONLY OCCUR ON THIS THREAD
#704 to #699 - Squonky
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This roll is oddly relevant to the content. Wut.
#702 to #699 - donutspanker
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Looks like I really...BOMBED THAT ONE!
#153 - Sammael
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For those that don't have a background in physics and chemistry, let me try to explain something.
Machine like that is impossible. Why? Because there are hundreds of triggers for explosive devices. Some of them are quite fatal for people. so if you built a booth that can detonate EVERY kind of explosive it would kill EVERYONE who entered it.
Not to mention that even common triggers that would not hurt a healthy person would kill a person with, say a pacemaker or epilepsy.
This is an old joke, that has been thoroughly debunked. Sorry.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp
#487 to #153 - benzano
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My geuss is that it spamms all frequencies, then microwaves the whole thing.
that would detonate everything that isnt binary and physical detonator.

any binary bomb with a physical detonater cant be hidden on u body.

Israel : 1
stupidfag : 0
#1251 to #487 - Sammael
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Actually binary bombs are EASIEST to hide on your body. You just have to have TWO people working together. one takes component one and shoves it up his ass, other takes component two and shoves it up his ass. During flight they go to bathroom, first one takes out his component, gets out, other gets in, takes out his component and combines them.
BOOM.
And as far for spamming all frequencies and then microwaving, you have just killed anyone with pacemaker, epilepsy, pre-stroke condition etc.
You can write, so I presume you can read. READ the article i linked to.
#1252 to #1251 - benzano
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those things would still be too big for ass shoving.

they would probably make a different passage way for said people, with the normal xray thingy.
#1257 to #1252 - Sammael
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military grade binary explosives, admittedly hard to get, have components about the size of a pen. Explosion isn't overly big, with high point only about two yards in diameter. Which is plenty enough to take down a plane.
#1260 to #1257 - benzano
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the components themselves not, but the explosive material would have to be bigger than a pen, any smaller than a first for each material is just james bond ********.
#1261 to #1260 - Sammael
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combining components are the only problem. Explosive material is inert. you can mold it as you wish. make sandals out of it, and put them in your carry on baggage.
don't forget that this is supposed to REPLACE current procedures.
But as I said again, its a debunked joke on the internet that people keep thinking is real.
User avatar #356 to #153 - odonnell
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I don't think the term "Impossible" is reliable any more. A while ago people were saying it was impossible for humans to fly, now there's been humans leaving earth over to the moon.

So I'm sure in a few years time there could be something like this that doesn't harm people.
User avatar #918 to #356 - mrvegeta
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as the technology increases to detonate the bombs, technology also increases for the bombs to be prepared for this kind of machine.

But in theory you are correct
User avatar #474 to #153 - meganinja
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perhaps it sets off the trigger system for the bomb instead of detonating it itself. Triggers themselves aren't nearly as complicated as the bombs.
User avatar #525 to #153 - mcdzl
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The fact this isn't the top comment just proves FJ is full of 12 year olds who just like 'splosions and find them funny.
#155 to #153 - Sammael
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Oh, and I forgot. It would do absolutely nothing for binary explosives. Explosives that are inert until exposed to a SECOND element at which point they become able to explode.
#863 - pubis
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**pubis rolls 66**
#272 - lolmonade
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MFW when i live in israel and i found out about this from here
#298 to #272 - anon id: c2199564
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insult me in hebrew pls
#299 to #298 - lolmonade
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לך זדיין
User avatar #326 to #299 - trifton
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you toss off?
User avatar #709 to #326 - lolmonade
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**** off*
User avatar #913 to #709 - trifton
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ah..google translate sucks XD
#303 to #299 - anon id: c2199564
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beautiful
beautiful
#308 to #303 - lolmonade
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You understood what i wrote ?
You understood what i wrote ?
#322 to #308 - anon id: c2199564
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no clue
no clue
#323 to #322 - lolmonade
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You want to know ?
#327 to #323 - anon id: c2199564
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"they throw away" says google translater. right?
User avatar #710 to #327 - lolmonade
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**** off
User avatar #279 to #272 - abzz
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ma mazav
User avatar #285 to #279 - lolmonade
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בסדר, תגיד זה אמיתי זה ?
#492 to #285 - benzano
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לא יודע, תגיד לי אתה.

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#693 to #272 - snopkin
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mfw someone else in funny junk is from israel
User avatar #714 to #693 - lolmonade
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אחחחחחחחיייייייי
User avatar #718 to #714 - snopkin
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אחיייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייי ייייייי
#722 to #718 - lolmonade
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אאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח יייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייי
#735 to #722 - snopkin
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בוא תחרות בדיחות שחורות דרך תמונות,אני מתחיל
#743 to #735 - lolmonade
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#1247 to #853 - snopkin
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חזק רצח חחחחחחחחחחחח
אני אנסה להשוות....
#740 to #735 - lolmonade
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נקווה שזה עובד
User avatar #741 to #740 - lolmonade
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ENLARGE
#982 to #693 - breakfastlunch
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I was born in Israel, moved to the US nine years ago.

(the pic is not related in any way other than that it's a picture I took in Israel)