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User avatar #80 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
how often do guys fap.... ??
User avatar #180 to #80 - archercarac ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
i havent the last few days. i've kinda been setting my sights on this girl. my penis is not though. he wants to have intercourse with my hand. dont get me wrong shes cute and all, but thats not why i wanna go out with her. penis needs to get his **** straightened out... if you catch my drift.
#165 to #80 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
Every other day lol. feelsgoodman.jpg
#137 to #80 - nephrithotroll (03/29/2012) [-]
5-6 times a day week
#136 to #80 - timmis (03/29/2012) [-]
To be honest, once every day or two. Really slowed down in the past couple months.
User avatar #151 to #136 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
why did you slow down??
#155 to #151 - timmis (03/29/2012) [-]
Donno. Don't feel the need to I guess. It's just redundant doing it every day.
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User avatar #135 to #133 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
where do yall get the time!!!! lol! maybe it's because it takes us longer...but the idea of doing that 5-6...seems exhausting!
User avatar #142 to #135 - jimthehellhog (03/29/2012) [-]
if you wanna make a relationship work even with yourself you have to make the time for romance
User avatar #144 to #142 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
hahaha!!! Nahh... I don't need a relationship... even with my hand right now... we are in the middle of a separation...it's pretty awkward....
User avatar #147 to #144 - jimthehellhog (03/29/2012) [-]
so is fapping in class but its not like i haven't done it
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User avatar #185 to #175 - jimthehellhog (03/30/2012) [-]
yes and before you ask it requires a short desk, a movie, a carpeted floor, and a bit of talent
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User avatar #188 to #186 - jimthehellhog (03/30/2012) [-]
and no because i was really horny or elsed i wouldn't have done it plus bitches dresss like hoes in high school

WASSSSUP

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User avatar #190 to #189 - jimthehellhog (03/30/2012) [-]
ironically no but i have been caught not fapping but you can't explain that your not fapping so no one believes you and they think your fapping anyway
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User avatar #192 to #191 - jimthehellhog (03/30/2012) [-]
i guess i mean i sat in the back of the class and no one talked to me in that class and well i was a straight a student teacher didn't even give a **** if i fell asleep in class she wouldn't notice me anyway plus movie.

I don't consider it luck as much as raw talent and proper planning skills
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User avatar #194 to #193 - jimthehellhog (03/30/2012) [-]
well no not really it was kind of exciting if anything i felt accomplished
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User avatar #187 to #186 - jimthehellhog (03/30/2012) [-]
well damn you don't gotta pull your pants down just whip you dick out and go to town
#138 to #135 - nephrithotroll (03/29/2012) [-]
some just have **** load of time

and no gf
User avatar #141 to #138 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
:( well... keep working it..last longer when you get a gf... she'll marry you easy
#148 to #141 - nephrithotroll (03/29/2012) [-]
i'm a dinosaur compared too some people here
and i never had a gf
might be because i am ugly and social awkward
User avatar #150 to #148 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
a dinosaur? meaning you're tall?? thats awesome! I love a guy who can get stuff off high shelves for me!!! and don't call yourself ugly! You are the product of alot of beautiful people... you know that thing you hate about yourself? You got it from someone else... and their partner thought it was beautiful! Don't down yourself...it won't help you in the long run! You will find someone...I swear it :)
#154 to #150 - nephrithotroll (03/29/2012) [-]
i mean in age
and i am not that pretty
you could easily mistake me for a stray dog on speed
User avatar #156 to #154 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
oh.. well women like distinguished guys too!
#131 to #80 - limey (03/29/2012) [-]
More importantly, how often do you schlick?

User avatar #132 to #131 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
Haven't in along time lol
#134 to #132 - limey (03/29/2012) [-]
how long does it take? my gf said it takes her 8-15 concentrated minutes...
User avatar #139 to #134 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
the issue with us is that you really need to have nothing else on your mind... which is hard for us to do... ohh yeeahh... did I leave the oven on!?!?
User avatar #143 to #139 - limey (03/29/2012) [-]
oh right i see, well that explains stuff

why are girls generally less horny?
User avatar #145 to #143 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
believe me... we aren't... we just can control it better....
User avatar #157 to #145 - limey (03/29/2012) [-]
right, thanks, this conversation has been the most productive use of the internet today!
User avatar #129 to #80 - limey (03/29/2012) [-]
1 a day, maybe skip a day if i need the testosterone for the next day...
User avatar #127 to #80 - Hreidmar ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
HAven't in a very long time... years, probably. When I was in my teens and 20's, once every few weeks or so. That being said, I'm an outlier. I never really had any desire and I rarely got horny. Some sort of mild disease.
User avatar #121 to #80 - shenro (03/29/2012) [-]
1-2 a day
#114 to #80 - packdragon (03/29/2012) [-]
I'm glad you asked this question. because seeing like 11 times in one day makes me realize that every other day isn't as bad as I thought it was. Thanks girlygirlgirl.
User avatar #115 to #114 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
hahaah! Hey, if it makes you feel good and doesn't hurt you or anybody... do it as much as possible!
#140 to #115 - eiyven (03/29/2012) [-]
Aye-aye, Cap'n.
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User avatar #110 to #109 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
It might be a stupid question.. but why?? for the fun of it?
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User avatar #113 to #112 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
Good enough my friend
User avatar #103 to #80 - fajivity (03/29/2012) [-]
my record, eleven, my average, 2.
User avatar #105 to #103 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
a day??
#118 to #105 - fajivity (03/29/2012) [-]
Na, five hundred thirty five thousand six hundred minutes.
User avatar #120 to #118 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
like I responded to the anon below this... I didn't ask how many times a day...so someone could say they did it once a week...or once a day... have a nice day
#107 to #105 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
no. an hour!!!!111!!!!one!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!eleven
User avatar #108 to #107 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
lol, well it could be a week!
User avatar #102 to #80 - matthewfuckingmain (03/29/2012) [-]
2 - 3 time a day. I am a lonely man.
User avatar #106 to #102 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
do you use it more for stress relief? or for the sexual satisfaction?
User avatar #153 to #106 - matthewfuckingmain (03/29/2012) [-]
Both. It helps me get over stress. And of course it feels good.
#86 to #80 - danishguy (03/29/2012) [-]
When i was 13 i could fap up to 6 times a day.
User avatar #90 to #86 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
damn dude... how old are you now?
#95 to #90 - danishguy (03/29/2012) [-]
16. Don't fap much atm, had my heart broken badly not long ago, and my dick hasn't been very interesting ever since that.
User avatar #97 to #95 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
Your cock is heartbroken, huh... poor little guy...
#101 to #97 - danishguy (03/29/2012) [-]
Well i realized the difference between feelings and sexual attraction. Before her i had feelings for anyone who was sexually attracted, but i quite quickly got to love that girl. And then i realized she was beautiful, rather than hot. And porn just hasn't been that interesting ever since that. Sure, i can still a fap a few times a day, but it's just not the same after you've cuddled with a girl you love. Also, it should be noted that she was my first love ever. I ****** up though, i was incapable of conversing with her, and anxious as **** whenever she was around, even though i knew my interest in her was mutual.
User avatar #104 to #101 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
Don't worry my friend... you WILL get another love... I'm almost 21...been in love once... and it was awesome until it sucked... it hurt awhile afterwards but then you are able to see how beautiful it really was!! Don't give up and grow from the mistakes you made! I believe in you!
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User avatar #85 to #82 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
yall have the energy for that? After work I just want to chill...not get all worked up!! lol
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User avatar #92 to #88 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
hahah!! thank G-d for free porn I guess, huh??
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User avatar #99 to #98 - girlygirlygirl (03/29/2012) [-]
I just read romance novels XD
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