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#59 - fluffymcnutter
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(03/29/2012) [-]
I get to **** an Elf every night.

BOOM. How's that for a love story?
#64 to #59 - ladystardust [OP]
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, you're gonna need to clarify which elf that is, Aragorn...
#66 to #64 - fluffymcnutter
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(03/29/2012) [-]
bitch's name is Arwen. How's this for a prime piece of ass?!
#72 to #66 - DropDeadShred
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Liv Tyler makes my pants shrink...
#105 to #72 - anon
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Google her. You might be a little gay, that's cool and all tho bro.
Google her. You might be a little gay, that's cool and all tho bro.
#120 to #105 - anon
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(03/29/2012) [-]
misread it, my bad XD
#109 to #105 - DropDeadShred
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(03/29/2012) [-]
How would I be gay? She makes my pants shrink because she gives me a boner, plus she is the daughter of Steve Tyler, so when she becomes my wife, I will have the greatest father in-law on earth.
#63 to #59 - anonibus **User deleted account**
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#67 to #63 - fluffymcnutter
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Her dad would ******* kill me. He's got the gift of foresight and he's over 6000 yrs old. A real hard ass, you know what I mean?
#61 to #59 - mellamopableras
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Still better than twilight
#76 to #61 - anon
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(03/29/2012) [-]
me masturbating is a better love story than twilight !!!